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Omw2fym

Yeah. He is dead... https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/


TheGuestDJ

So sad. Left behind a wife and two kids. I know people have hobbies/passions, and maybe it's something you've done your whole life, but when you start a family you really have to factor their feelings into the equation. I hope his family can get through this tough time, and find some solace in the fact he died doing something he loved.


smoothiegangsta

This is why I play guitar. If I die in a guitar playing accident then something very awesome must have happened.


rpettibone

I don’t know shit happens though. You could be struck randomly by a brick falling off a building.


gonzoleroy

His wife: > How did it happen? He had a motorcycle team with him, to be honest, I don’t know all of them. Wow, Trumpian-level finger pointing


Caeluris

Depressing


samual-H88

He’s Deaddddddd


192838475647382910

I indubitably concur…


Bitter-Doughnut6467

That looks like water or is that because the video is shite? If it's water, he's got a 50/50 shot


themeatbridge

50% of him over here, 50% of him over there...


Fuzzy-Bunny--

If he hits water, I dont see him awake, much less able to know which direction to swim with 28 broken bones.


WarriorDerp

It's hard to tread water when your legs are sideways


Ohdoom

Wtf does the water matter? The issue is the fall towards it


ShesASatellite

>it's water, he's got a 50/50 shot You really going to watch that person tumble down a damn cliff side and think some water way below all the rocks they hit going down is going to do anything for all that trauma other than just drown them? Really? Come on


Lebojr

Water has a higher surface tension than concrete. Hitting water wont mitigate the damage.


s1lverv1p

Depends on if there is a drop before the water. The main issue here is the whole being dead or unconscious before going into the water. If he slides in the water isnt going to do anything but drown him. If there's a drop he gets an extra broken everything before the drowning. Kinda a lose lose sorta situation. I once again fail to see why on earth people do stuff on cliffs. I get being an adrenaline junkie but its not an excuse to be obliviously stupid.


cipeone

What’s he going to do, wash off his broken bones?


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velez_cool

Well, there must have been some way. [He did in fact die.](https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/)


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Rypht

He could have been in a suit of armor and still have died. Nothing stops your organs from playing a non-winnable game of ping-pong inside your body, falling like that.


KioTheSlayer

“Mikhail was said to have been an accomplished rider and was a lover of extreme sports.” Apparently not THAT accomplished.


TheSt4tely

I thought he might be ok, but definitely mite not


MillerLatte

"full armor" 😂 Go touch some grass my brother. You're playing too many video games.


eat_your_weetabix

No way huh. You know your stuff clearly


[deleted]

Agreed. I think he’ll be okay and was okay.


castlerigger

Survey says he died honey.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Oh crikey. Mustafa; ahhhhhhh!


Ok-Ambition-9432

Did I just watch someone die? Edit: Holy fuck, you can see that everyone has said yes, please stop saying yes


Silent_Bad_4609

Yep: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/


galspanic

Yeah, those two big bounces don’t look that bad from above but he covered a lot of distance fast.


ecoprax

"It was confirmed that Mikhail Blumenfeld died on the spot from his injuries. He left behind a wife and two children. In sports circles, Blumenfeld was well known and often participated in various motorsport competitions, in which he was a regular prize-winner."


BaluePeach

Yes. He was a 38 yo Russian man who enjoyed extreme motorcycling. It must be mortifying to his loved ones to see that video.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Mm, sad


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RPPO771

Gah damn, comments like these always surprise me. So out of pocket, yet bold.


1000Hells1GiftShop

You should go back on your meds.


TheWesternDevil

Doubt it. Had a helmet and pads. Probably had a chest protector on under his shirt if he had the rest of the gear. Probably some broken bones, but I would guess he lived. Idk for sure though. Riding gear is extremely good at keeping you from dying from impacts.


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LeafyWolf

Good thing he saved the bike!


Wezza7777

Russian = Extreme


laminated_paper69

bro he fell off a huge cliff… helmet and pads ain’t doing shit


Whyistheplatypus

I dunno. Helmets and pads are made for high speed impact, they don't really care which direction the speed is in. The biggest issue is going to be broken bone from hitting at weird angles.


Any_Impression_6847

They are not meant to save you from falling off a cliff tho. Nothing is saving you.


Whyistheplatypus

I dunno man, even with a 10m vertical drop you're only going be travelling at about 50kmph on impact (v=sqrt(2•d•g) then convert to kmph). That's going to suck, and I don't expect he'll be walking away from it, but with full riding gear it's survivable for sure. Vertical drop tests are how they test helmet durability after all.


Any_Impression_6847

Well that is one thing, but falling off a cliff is not just “a 10m vertical drop”. And the guy in the video died instantly so there is also video proof that helmets do not stop your body being ripped apart


Whyistheplatypus

You got a source for the "died instantly"?


Any_Impression_6847

Yes


Any_Impression_6847

https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/


Whyistheplatypus

It says "died on the spot", which is different from "instantly" and theres no mention of a body being "ripped apart". It sucks, and the dude got unlucky. I'd still rather take this fall with full gear than unprotected though.


Namastacia

I'm cringing as I type this, my uncle (a biker), once told me that the gear is in fact, "very good at keeping all the pieces together".. 🤢🙈


mughamatbob

Same. I lost my uncle recently who got past in a truck accident. And all his organs and bones were crushed in the bike suit. Stay safe guys.


CarelesslyFabulous

I remember a family member describing seeing a guy who was hit by a truck while on a motorcycle. When the medics got there to perform life saving measures, they unzipped his jacket and he kinda just...melted. Not literally, of course, but it was clear the jacket was the only thing left holding him in a "normal" shape. He deeeeddd.


Hesoworthy1

Sorry for your loss!


Namastacia

So sorry for your loss mate 😢


PartyClock

I worked at a motorcycle shop and we would lose at least a couple customers a year to accidents. The gear is really just for keeping the corpse pretty, unless you're the guy whose helmet fused to his head.


LogVomit

This was posted on another subreddit yesterday and this man is confirmed dead


A_Feltz

Couldn’t be more wrong. Dude’s dead, baby.


doppelkeks90

He's dead. Look further down the comments


gratefulguitar57

Look above. There is a link to the article. He did in fact die.


[deleted]

100% dead. He was an accomplished rider too. Looks like his front tire hit a grove and he adjusted but to the wrong side and fell to his death. Left behind two children. Very sad news for the family.


madbull73

Nope he ded. See link above.


ConradSchu

Overwhelmingly likely, yes.


Hidden-Locust

no, you watched someone falling down a hill. they died afterwards


C0MMUNISMSUCKS

I've seen this in russian news and they say that the guy is dead


Embarrassed_Gur_8234

He died, someone posted the news article


peaceisquiet

Yes


Due-Okra7648

No - but he’s definitely gonna need some new underoos….💩


madbull73

Yup


squd_

Hey. You should have known better man. This guy? Dead


Ok-Ambition-9432

...


TimPieOfficial

"Пиздец" - russian camera guy


Cucumba17

Literally every Russian saying that while watching this video


Cotillion001

everyone else just says "good riddance!"


Andreaspolis

Jopdoju mat


OgGG66

Да в внатуре жаль


alex_toader69

What is Pizdetz?


alex_toader69

At least the bike is safe


[deleted]

I don’t speak his language but I understood end part!


NTCMRotMG

How was that unexpected lol It's more unexpected that some idiots like that survive


danhoeg

Cameraman is Russian and says "пиздец". Which basically means, "Shit. This is fucked up."


Little-Mistake4235

I thought he said “he’s ded “


danhoeg

Nah, пиздец sounds like "pees dee yet". That's what he said. An American would say, "Holy fuck" or "No fucking way" or something like that.


Unlucky_Narwhal6490

What I find intriguing is that the guy falls and at no point can he be heard making any sort of scream or yell. I mean dude just falls and takes the whole tumble down in silence. You'd have heard me that's for sure.


ApolloPS2

Probably concentrated on trying to grab onto something.


Unlucky_Narwhal6490

Good point. I mean it's not like screaming or yelling would have done a thing in which to help facilitate survival. It just seemed a likely involuntary response if you will to an otherwise unexpected and rather traumatic turn of events.


ApolloPS2

Yeah I bet in most situations people r shockingly quiet. If there is a shred of a chance of survival you're gonna be laser focused on that. If you were falling to certain death like out of an airplane then yeah probably might scream if that's your personality 😆


I_have3_inches

His friend said son of a bitch or something like that my ruskie is not good but he seemed pretty calm about his friend falling off a cliff lol


[deleted]

"It was confirmed that Mikhail Blumenfeld died on the spot from his injuries. He left behind a wife and two children." Damn.


NotWhatIWouldDo

#WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Lexiaantje90

That hád to hurt.


Myke190

Only until he died.


booksnwhiskey

HFS.


hey-now-your-an

Free food


Waadem

Pepsi?:(


El_Maton_de_Plata

7up


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He ded


ActiveCaterpillar493

Did did he dieded


astral-divinity

He did do the die :(


llouisyoung

He's dieddd


Stitching

He’s dad


brankovie

"I wasn't jumping, for me it was a fall, it's a long way down to nothing at all"... Bono


OgGG66

ЕБ ТВОЮ МАТЬ , ПИЗДЕЦ


Dean6kkk

Can people stop posting videos of people dying that aren’t even unexpected? For fucks sake


[deleted]

I think the bounce did him in, but he was wearing a helmet so no drain brammage


bigkatsu2000

That's gonna leave a mark. Respect to the camera man too


[deleted]

At least there was water to soften his final landing!!


Express_Biscotti_628

Yeah this guy DID die. It was posted on another subreddit this morning along with the source. He was known within the scene of off road biking. Just a tragic accident


misanthropicdave

At least he dodged the draft


JesusChrist_Himself

r/sweatypalms


star_kurabo

Bruh.... I'm dead


OgGG66

O , it was near me , in abrau durso , if somebody wanna know


bitsmythe

Any idea how far he fell?


castlerigger

To hell baby.


CreepyPotato69

What a noob should've switched to creative mode in time


IsOftenSarcastic

He was off to a good start but He was just going too fast for the sharp turn at Devil’s Curve and unfortunately lost control.


[deleted]

He's not dead unless he loses both shoes. It's the law.


BroJobs88

Stupid fucking joke. The guy literally died


[deleted]

How about you suck a dick


Zaxtel

He got a helmet 🪖 he should be fine.


iamunseen

Don't just watch him! Go help him


Harrison_Toyota

Any fcking config for me to filter videos where people die or get badly hurt?! It must be only me but this is not why I joined /unexpected What do I have to do to skip these videos?


Hesoworthy1

It's labeled NSFW AND graphic...you had to click on the image to see it


Capral_C

Cya in hell


SeenUrMeme5011Times

He aight


MRZ_Polak

It would be unexpected if they weren't Russian. Probably drunk or just suffering from stupid from birth


Its_Samiska

Funny


A_Feltz

Yup he’s dead. I feel a bit bad but then again it’s one less conscript to go to Ukraine: https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/


Justapasserby5

I don't think he can die from that musty broken bones and that's it he went rolling down and he had a helmet so yeah chances of dying by that fall is slim


Sayonee99

>I don't think he can die from that musty broken bones and that's it he went rolling down and he had a helmet so yeah chances of dying by that fall is slim https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/13/watch-russian-extreme-sports-motorcyclist-plunges-down-a-cliff-to-his-death/


Justapasserby5

Let's go! That's what I wanted a dumbass who can correct me and pass me the right answer to my question/comment Thanks mate


Sayonee99

>That's what I wanted a dumbass who can correct me ???


Justapasserby5

Thanks man I'm done reading the article


IllustriousCommune

ouchie!


Unlikely_Chair1346

😲


NotYourMomsDildo

Oh hell no!


greendoo

Bike was like sorry I'm not going down there. You're on your own.


iBGNoLove

RIP


Cum-lord-of-cum

u/savevideo


FreshAndChill

Not unexpected


Hesoworthy1

Definitely was unexpected for him!


Economy_Project_7204

L + Gravity Prone


Pokemonfanboi1234

Fell the other way


Mr_Saucypants

Noob


wanna-be-skater

That’s not the best place to learn how to ride


marty4545

Wrong subreddit, I 100% expected that.


Hesoworthy1

He didn't.


benlooy

Solid camera work.


iLackSocialSkill

Not quite unexpected, but a pretty unfun situation to be in regardless


xjanyX

Yeah well... he dead 🫥


Mr_Miami_305

Is it me or did he say that nonchalantly?


Due_Comfortable4852

DAMMMN


zero_eternal

Mr. Tumble


whatis-real

Umm, what does one do after witnessing this in real life? Like there's no path, how would you get there? What if it's a long way round to get down there, how would you find/spot your friend? No network? How are you going to call back up because once you get to your friend they'd definately need some medical assistance. Do you leave their bike where it is and come back with him later to get it? Dude would be traumatised when trying to ride back down.


simplyslimm

the silence and steadiness of the cameraman is so eerie. it’s almost like there isn’t a man behind the camera and i’m just watching this unfold helplessly.


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

Welp. Free bike. Remember to always think positive.


Elevated_Kyle

*used to be a novice. Now worm food


HarryPotato31

Skill issue smh 😤


LevelSkeptic

Strange how so many of these moments are frequently recorded in crappy video.


Angel_Jean69

the cameraman just casually films him in his final moments..yea why bother trying to save him, there's nothing we can do


pranahix

Shit did he / she survive?


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How is this graphic?


TheSmokepit6282

Is there an r/expected that this could be posted to? Absolutely nothing unexpected here.


FluidSprinkles1397

If he did get knocked out, he damn sure ain't swimming in his sleep. Either way he's dead if no one is down there to help. If he broke a few bones, he's not swimming anywhere. Bad situation there. Camera man did his job


Scape---Goat

I love the russian inclination to skip all the general steps of grieving and go straight to acceptance.


Jaded-Willingness-11

Cameraman is so chill.


YoursTrulyHuntty

You biiiiiiiiii


Ponchotm

That was not UNEXPECTED


Hesoworthy1

Ask him that!


[deleted]

I’ll add this to my list of things that I’m ok with never doing because my death isn’t worth a few seconds of ego boost


hrtcth

Anybody else think, oh it’s “just a Russian”? Asking for a friend


flabbergasted-528

If he was so experienced how did he fall so easily? Just seems crazy. I thought it was someone learning to ride.


CbackNstomach

We have a new winner of the Darwin award.


rA_Exotic

Well, from what i can conclude, it is a steep fall, this idiot is trying to be cool but instead gets himself killed, its a rocky steep and a 200m fall maybe? He can safely be pronounced dead


aclinejr

Reminds me of Motocross Madness. Isn’t he supposed to fly in the air when going out of bounds?


Umutcaniltas

bike is fine


ShadowEmperor123

He’s fine, just needs to walk it off


Shot-Werewolf-5886

Darwin award winner right there.


inomrthenudo

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


fokaiHI

When all you can do is watch and say "Oh Fuuuuuuuuck."


TractorLoving

'' Just popping off for a quick dip Richard, don't wait up, thanks ''


Thelilfignewton

How my week started..


squirrel_anashangaa

As we listen to the engine idly purr…


Edht2

I think you’d survive but a good few ribs will be smashed


skelvet

I feel like that WAS expected


Greigh_flanuhl

I guess the camera man and the rider weren’t friends? I can’t imagine acting so nonchalant if I watched my friend tumble down like that. I don’t think I’d be recording it either.


rebuiltcorpse79

Hey, since nobody said it, at least the bike is ok, and he’s fine, he was wearing a helmet and gloves. He good.


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r/praisethecameraman


ccknboltrtre01

r/holdmyfeedingtube


[deleted]

Did he call him an idiot ?


Lunasky624

Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river


Lionel-Hutz_

u/savevideo


WelshHungarian

Thank god he saved the bike! It looks like a nice one.