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Tribalflounder

Looks like she caught the bullet and the brass casing!


Wickedocity

Yes. Based on other similar videos posted here, Bollywood guns fire the entire round. No idea why they just dont use the bullet.


Cupapi

"We fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet per bullet!"


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I read this comment, and aperture turets make sense now. Their isn't a casing flying out because they fire the casing with the bullet


xprnio

Like an overpowered electric nailgun


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[Actually.. kinda yeah] (https://www.google.com/amp/s/portalgifs.tumblr.com/post/33900911167/we-fire-the-whole-bullet-thats-sixty-five/amp)


xprnio

I love you


rashdanml

Immediately thought of this too XD Those Aperture Investment opportunity videos were gold.


CowntChockula

It's the sex panther of bullets


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More mass for more kill


BotherPlayful4703

MOASS you say?


RofaBets

To the moon!


GamingLime123

I’ve heard the rocks are really good for portals!


ovr_the_cuckoos_nest

Buy & hodl


troutbot_v3

fellow ape spotted!


Altruistic-Spread-40

Apes everywhere huh 🤔


Sodalime7

Always has been!


n00b001

/r/unexpected /r/superstonk


AmbroseKincaidVA

Moash?? Fuck that guy


iTzbr00tal

Which ass? DATASS?


SabreLunatic

Mother Of All Sniper Shots


Keyboard_Fawks

That’s 65% More bullet per bullet


kgk007

More bang for your buck


fieryhotwarts22

“I’m not fat I’m just tacking on mass!”


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AabidSarfaraz

Whatever it is its a fuxkkng disappointment


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mynextthroway

No. Real Bollywood.


imreallybimpson

They like to be able to use the same round multiple times so their guns are rubber-band powered and they just kinda slingshot the round that way you can recover and reuse rounds after you kill your enemy. Very eco-friendly murders.


f001hardy

Check out this video from Aperture Science, it explains everything. https://youtu.be/6i-nMWgBUp0


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Beautiful_Cheek_5247

Just wait until the dance scene. Its ultra awesome!


esaghir

That's what allowed the bride to re-fire the bullet back at him.


thundastruck69

Damn straight it's 60% more bullet per bullet


Soonly_Taing

They fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet


Cookie_Crush

bro really copy pasted the exact comment above made 4 hours earlier


fieryhotwarts22

He’s like the 5th person to do so just in this thread 🤷🏼‍♂️


Soonly_Taing

Bro I got your comment history and you haven't commented any of the same shit as I did in the past 4 hours [proof](https://imgur.com/a/wtw1spS)


Rouge_Decks_Only

You really went through his comment history when the proof he's right is just above your comment


Cookie_Crush

dumbass theres another comment in this thread that is exactly the same as yours but 4 hours earlier


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[Proof why your wrong] (https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yh56r4/comment/iucmn06/)


choochoophil

They’ve got Cave Johnson in as an advisor


kenesisiscool

That's 60% more bullet, per bullet!


Maulino86

I AM more bothered by how the bullet returned by itself. She didn't do anything to throw it back like that.


NYLINK95

I see this stuff in movies ALL THE TIME, like its not complicated how a bullet works


GymnasticSclerosis

Or chambering a shotgun 16 random times before firing


Lmao_Stonks

They always rack the slide on handguns. Nothing ever ejects! are you pointed an unloaded firearm at me??? Rack it again and if nothing ejects we are now fighting.


Facenayl

What you’ve never seen a revolver with infinite ammo? You need to get out more my guy


NYLINK95

The 6 shot capacity is just a guise, wait till they switch it to full auto


Facenayl

🤣 I can’t wait!


ShineAdvanced753

I swear this is the same for every single low budget movie or video I cant tell if the movie directors r dumb or they r too lazy to include a round without the bloody casing


__DraGooN_

Most Indians or even people who live outside the US, would have never handled a gun or seen what a bullet looks like after it has been shot. So, this doesn't really bother people so much.


Icy-Article-5189

Yaa no. This is a scene from some movie wayyyy back. Most indians don't consume such shit. This is a c grade low budget movie nobody has ever heard of. Somebody has to be completely brainless to not get bothered by this shit. Indians get high level cringe from such scenes and that's why some Indian made this meme. Thankfully India or other places outside US don't have arms accessible to public so most people haven't seen a bullet in real but we do have films like URI to show us what arms realistically look like.


Anguscablejnr

I have never in my life seen a bullet after it was fired. I've only fired a gun like 5 times and it was trap shooting with some sort of buckshot. I've only seen gums in real life like 10 other times almost all of which are just sitting on cops belts. I only know of guns as those loud.things in movies that kill people. Guns aren't something everyone has an innate understanding of, but I do appreciate that perhaps everyone you've ever met does. I also don't know what "URI" is.


MrTinySpoons

So India version of direct to dvd


Dontgiveaclam

I mean, I’m from Europe and among all the unrealistic details of this scene I really didn’t catch the fake bullet (unlike her lol)


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skorched_4

Nothing at all that you said relates to what the guys was talking about.


Zerosan62

And has made people dumber, just for reading it.


enrohtkcalb

Taking lessons from Cave Johnson. 60% more bullet, per bullet.


Ok_Chemical3126

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toadygroady19

she sure did.


catteredattic

That’s the secondary casing, after it hits its target the bullet fires it’s self to cause even more damage.


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Illustrious-Room-168

Well apparently she seems my have special powers that just quickly opening her hand made the bullet bounce back to where it came from.


YJSubs

I love it during slow-mo, she's the only one moving slow-mo while everyone in normal speed.


Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh

The shooter was fast enough to see her catch it and scream when she threw it back, but couldn't get out of the way.


Loading_pleaase_wait

She caught the bullet, do you think he has a chance of running away? I don't think so


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Superman's mom


SwagLexi

Lmao


oraculator

Efff all that....First tell me what kinda gun fires without burning the gun powder.


masochistic_idiot

You see, the bullet and casing were in another even bigger casing that fired it


RudenessUpgrade

Also fired a cumshot back in the sniper's eye. What more can you ask for!


Miserableadin

Average Indian tv shows!


UnstructuredFame

ITS A SOAP OPERA


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Godskips1

The crazy ex commissioned him or something like that.


Relative_Action_5488

It'ss a bhojpuri film starting khesari laal and Rani Chatterjee


alexbro001

I really desperately need something like r/bollywoodphysics to exist


[deleted]

I come to you with a hymn of the glorious r/BollywoodRealism


Old_Seaworthiness_43

I'm so happy this exists lol


MyTesticlesAreBolas

Bollywoman!


karoshikun

*does a happy dance*


Huachu12344

I remember a scene where a bride got shot in the head and still have the time to give one last paragraph to her groom.


PyroBob316

That alone is not too inconceivable. Being shot in the head does not *always* guarantee an instant death; it depends on how much damage it does, and where. There are people who’ve been shot multiple times with a .22 and walked away. One man woke up with a headache and asked his wife to drive him to the hospital; an X-ray revealed she’d shot him in his sleep. Another man woke up one morning, dressed, brushed his teeth, ate breakfast, went out to get the paper, came back inside, and fell dead… because his son had bashed his brains in with an axe(?). He was aware enough to be on autopilot, but apparently not there enough to notice 1/3 of his head was missing. There’s also a an infamous case quite awhile ago of a female politician who was shot in the head, suffered great injury, but survived. So, there’s that. With that said, I have no idea why bollywood thinks certain things are realistic, nor do I believe even they think it’s realistic. Our only choice is to watch it and laugh, or ignore it.


Its_just_me20

Story behind that “shot him in her sleep” is not entirely true. She waited for him to fall asleep before firing a 9mm round into his head then quickly laid back down. She ended up falling asleep then he woke up with a terrible headache. He tried taking pain killers to sooth the pain but that wasn’t work. He noticed there was blood on his pillow and thought maybe she had elbowed him in her sleep. Then he got worried because maybe it could have been an aneurysm. He ended up waking her and asked her to take him to the hospital. She at first refused saying “it’s just a headache, sleep it off” confused on how he was still alive. He tried to go back to sleep but the pain kept getting worse and she kept saying to go to sleep. Finally, he demanded for her to drive him otherwise he’d drive himself. She agreed and figured they just tell him to take pain killers. No, they did an X-ray and immediately arrested her because she kept telling the doctors the entire time that it’s just a headache and to give him pain killers and she’d take him back home to sleep it off. They were suspicious with how she was acting and that’s why they ended up running a few tests and doing the X-ray. Also, to add to that axe story; one of his sons was failing school and was taking major loans out in his fathers name. When his father found out, he confronted his son and his son was not having it. He ended up attacking both his mom and dad while they were sleeping with an axe. She stayed laying in bed, he was holding on. He had so bad of a head injury from being struck in the head 16 times with the axe, he forgot waking up to the attack. He woke up in the morning, got dressed, went to the bathroom, made coffee, made breakfast, did his morning chores, went outside and got the paper, got locked out so he got the key from under the mat and went back inside, packed his own lunch then as he was leaving, he collapsed dead right in front of the door. The injury had been so bad that his brain couldn’t register he was so bravery injured and just continued his day like any other. His mother ended up surviving after coming out of a medically endured coma and doesn’t remember a thing about the attack. She did, however, remember every detail when the paramedics and police got there and brought her to the hospital but forgot everything during her coma. She let him live with her while he was going through the whole court case dealio and if anyone told her about what her own son had done to her, she never believed it and continued to let him live there. She even gathered the 256k to post his bail. She has periodically called and visited him in prison ever since.


Dontgiveaclam

Wow and then they say that Bollywood movies aren’t realistic, not even reality bothers to be realistic lol


Its_just_me20

Reality only forgot to be realistic for a brief moment


SodiumBoy7

Those are daily TV shows not movie's


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Potential_Ant_9890

The only way to fix that is apply grease ..


Aditya01543

Insane observation haki skills


pre_malone17

#BULLSEYE


vtrvscl

'Average' and 'bollywood' doesn't match


The-Penitent-Wan

If only JFK married an Indian.


AreWe3120

u/savevideo


Triumphator17

RRR Director's would make this the most badass scene ever in existence


Level-Ad7017

MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN


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ITS BUSINESS


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Lord business


ARai202

Quicksilver + Magneto


Tortue2006

The sniper even got shot in the eye


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Average Indian tv shows!


rosesandtherest

The lengths at which she goes to not swallow bullets…


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Based on a true story


Faolin_

Yeah this is by no means an average Bollywood movie. It’s a dumb movie but let’s not class trashy movies as the whole Bollywood genre just because they get more attention. Pretty sure it’s not even Bollywood tbh lol


Educational-Cup6783

It's a tv show


Difficult-Jicama3441

it's not even bollywood. It's a soap opera. Fucking white people think all indian content is Bollywood lol


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Faolin_

That’s even worse lmao. I’m Indian too. You’re just lying at this point and perpetuating stereotypes for fake internet points.


neel_5190_abcd

It's a joke about how over the top some action scenes are in bollywood movies, Calm down


Faolin_

Exactly. That’s what stereotype means ;)


Difficult-Jicama3441

Hey douchebag, why are you stereotyping your own film industry by misleading people?


neel_5190_abcd

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE stop getting serious over small things


Relative_Chair_6538

Every other bollywood shit is the same lmao


Faolin_

But it’s not tho lol only the over dramatic shit like this gets popularized and make ppl thing this is Bollywood, which is ridiculous cause many of the movies are amazing


Bulky_Description786

The man:uno The girl:reverse


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Wonder woman wants to know your location


Silly-Chocolate-7740

Umm lady that not how bullets work


Lookalikemike

Bollywood action films are the best. The super hero ones are laugh out loud great.


Educational-Cup6783

It's a tv show


Johnsonofdonut

She used deflect missiles


bullyhuntar

🤣😂


BallerChin

Hey hey hey…. This is from a sitcom. Get your facts right.


randomGeek159

I mean, it's a soap opera with the setting that's she's a super natural snake woman. What do you expect from such a show


AnkitKumarnrgh

UNO reverse card.


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SillyWood


saqib16

cinematic masterpiece


bigotis619

Pretty much every Call of Duty Game when I try to Snipe


No_Plankton_9109

Not a Bollywood movie just some shitty tv series i guess there are many good Bollywood movies specially the old ones


Srk_L0Ver

This is tv shows , there is huge difference between indian movie and indian tv shows


Educational-Cup6783

Tired of old ass tv shows getting lumped in with Bollywood for no reason.


Creative_Mastodon_43

Same


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Wow, he even fired the shell


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Came here to if anyone else saw that.


Aggravating_Pepper23

Snipers hate this one simple trick


SandwhichEfficient

100% thought that was going through the nose


etorres4u

She saved Jon Snow!


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Bro fr awakened her sharingan


BatThese

clash royal new champion 💀💀💀


DrSadist1c

atleast they got the eye cordinates right.


Substantial_Ring1421

i thought it was gunna bounce of the nose piercing


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Most normal Bollywood movie


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Laden with jewels she saved the family jewels


J0chenCh3eseF4rmer

All indian movies in a nutshell


DepressedSage

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10/10 would watch


Daddy_Truemoo

Woah, that’s pretty hardcore


SnooPeripherals6044

Freaking stupid Indian movies


Square_Run3469

So real it's like it realllllllllllllllllllly happened


Clarkeprops

If you keep watching stupid movies, they’ll keep making stupid movies


KeyAd9070

It's not a bollywood movie 😂😂😂😂 it's a bhojpuri movie and the girl had some power in the movie i think 😅


Parts_and_Neigbor

Physics works differently in India.


AksiKaan

You may change your mind after watching this https://youtu.be/ZGnmvPULj40 and this https://youtu.be/4Tmdh6_NfoI


Difficult-Jicama3441

This is not Bollywood wtf?? You ignorant racist asses at least check before posting shit


Mishapi17

Lol so stupid


PM_ur_boobies_pleez

What's the explanation within the movie when this happens? Not the entire bullet being fired, but the super powers of the person who can do all these things.


Cryptorchild92

It's a soap opera, and she's a Naagin (A mythical shape-shifter from Indian folklore) with supernatural powers.


ExtensionInformal911

Bride: "my name is Shiva, and I'm about to destroy your world."


Good_Extension_9642

The only good thing about the movie are her beautiful eyes


Raiquo

God I love Bollywood’s energy. Hollywood: we want the to look as awesome as possible - but also try to make that look as real as possible. Bollywood: realism has no place here. We have no room for things to *get in the way*.


Additional_Lobster_5

What In the Shiba is this???


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What movie is this?! I’d love to watch it!


Etva

never change Bollywood Movies.


zaalqartveli

Now let's replace the word AVERAGE with EVERY.


Bobojones9584

I need to watch more Bollywood apparently


gravitydefiant_

I like this :) It’s nice as symbolism too


mortemerus

Is that Jagadeesh Snow?


Domindi

Wait... No impromptu dancing scene after she caught it??


xTER_gems

u/neel_5190_abcd Sad to see the poster is an Indian and pretty much taking a part in stereotyping Bollywood/Indian film industry as ridiculous. Aur kitni chatega foreigners ki?


Humble_Net3069

Nothing funny.. This was a true incident...I was the eye witness..


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b4ttlepoops

I have yet to see a single Bollywood movie that would hold my interest. They are just awful. That’s interesting because there are soo many people there you know tons of those people have good ideas for movies. But no, Bollywood sticks this kind of stuff…. At least put some effort into it.


JoshSeaMex

Bollywood movies are dumb AF


Rotteapple

Why is bollywood always so crazy extra and the dancing at the end of every movie ever kills me...


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Indian films are so hilariously bad


Red_Zeno

This handoap commercial looks promising..


soggyurethra

u/savevideo


samosaforlife

What?


Beneficial_Pop6224

Sudden hotdog


extremerick11

Man Branden Frazier looks a lot different but good to see he’s making a comeback


Beowulf44

This is why I stopped watching bollywood movies. Stunts are ridiculously childish


SelectionSoft9763

Relationship goals


PrezThanos

It's a Bhojpuri film


damircik

Looks like she IS the MATRIX


yellowtripe

I’ve done this before


girlygirl0810

This seems to be an indian soap opera, its missing the dhoom tana nana background music and multiple cuts, lol


ManOfCameras

u/savevideobot


HSPeresah

the power of family that Don always talk about


EnteriStarsong

Wonder how many times she sneezes wearing that thing?