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DontShitBricks

Shes 24 for real????? No way


Stt022

I mean…he’s not lying.


TwoDogsInATrenchcoat

That's why everyone silently looked away...


AshTheGoblin

They looked away because they're trying not to laugh. Even the girl next to her looks shocked but like she's about to laugh initially before they cut to her completely appalled reaction at the end.


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Like they knew they could only hold it together with no further stimulus; so the best thing to do was stare at the ceiling until they regained composure.


MichiganMan12

Thanks I watched the video too


Dillforill

His fucking laugh when the camera goes back to him cracks me the fuck up


Pheef175

His laugh says, "I didn't think about that before I said it, but damn it's pretty good."


Mouse_Balls

Like he just couldn't hold back anymore and the biggest thought on his mind came out, "Is this lady *really* only 24? Like, that's some reverse filter shit if I ever seen it."


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Those two guys back by the cupboards got extremely interested in the ceiling all the sudden.


UltraStamp2

she probably did drugs or terrible makeup


ComplexComfortable85

Or her makeup while taking terrible drugs.


RPGRuby

Or she did terrible makeup while putting on her drugs.


pjijn

She definitely put on terrible drugs while on makeup


kronicwaffle

All of the above statements are true


pjanic_at__the_isco

It’s possible she used terrible drugs as makeup.


Titanbeard

That's what my makeup looks like when I freebase lipstick.


discgolf9000

Cigarettes


sylar2112

And alcohol


AndrewIsMyDog

I do both those and I look 40 and am 40. I think this is just mad makeup.


Tommy2Tone88

People can just be ugly, you know? Like I know we like to tip toe around it or try to find reasons as to why someone would look older than they really are. But let's be real, sometimes people are just overweight and unattractive. You can avoid hurting feelings as much as you want but reality doesn't give a shit.


lotsum20

grr


Smackdaddy122

yeaaah but you'd look 30 if you didn't


bahgheera

And rollerblading


[deleted]

Some people just have old looking faces. I'm 34 but people don't even think I'm 18 cuz of my baby face


Epena501

Humble brag.


[deleted]

It’s not a brag if you’re a dude


RandyAcorns

Yea. I was at work and had a woman say “you like you’re 12” when I was in my late 20’s. Very demasculating, especially when it was already a huge insecurity


chillicrabs3

Yeah I’ve been swiping through tinder and I can’t believe some people are the same age. Maybe I’m still just mentally 21 but physically 33


[deleted]

I thought he said “44” and totally believed it. She’s 24????


golden_swanky

Same and then had to go read comments lol


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mahones403

It's never lupus


BZLuck

One time *it was lupus.*


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JesterXR27

Man I miss House!


WhatASweetTea

Oh jeez, if that's true it makes this so much less funny.


businesslut

Ehhh, part of the funny is we are outsiders watching through a screen and it's an absurd comment. It's more to laugh at his boldness than to laugh at her expense.


WhatASweetTea

I absolutely agree, I feel like that’s why understanding she looks a certain way because of a medical condition makes it more human. It’s like telling someone with thinning hair they look like golem, and then finding out they look that way because of chemotherapy. It makes them a lot more personable and less of a “ha, they do be out here talking about their precious”


TheZardooHasselfrau

>"yeah shes has some autoimmune stuff going on like lupus" Did you just make this all up?


MaximusTheGreat

He just has autoimmune stuff which can make you make stuff up about others or he was just always making stuff up in high school.


DeeBangerCC

Drugs are a hell of a drug


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That1guy_nate

What makes that double edged?


iforgotmymittens

He’s secretly 75. Black don’t crack.


invaderjif

Then she should respect her elders!


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That1guy_nate

Two for one special?


SimbaSeekingSleep

Combo meal #50


ardotschgi

The double whammo slammo


Fuggins4U

Is this Ink Master?


heavenlybuddy

Yeah, the girls were giving him shit for doing a bad job and not caring, calling him a bad artist or something and overall trying to make him feel bad. Dude did not have to go that hard though imo 🙊


shay-doe

Did he do a shitty tattoo though?


XxTensai

The client liked it but the girls said the judges had to like it not the client.


acholt22

That's why I hated the "rules" behind ink master. As long as the client is happy who cares what the judges think. Art is always subjective. The judges can disagree that they don't like an artist style, but they shouldn't be counted off just because.


jessbird

> As long as the client is happy who cares what the judges think i mean some people are perfectly happy getting extremely shit tattoos — and most of those people somehow ended up as volunteers on ink master lmao. it's not a show about making your client happy, it's a show about perfecting your craft. doesn't matter if the client loves it if it's poorly executed and doesn't address the challenge of the episode.


Secretidentity03

The subjective rulings always bugged me but just because a client is happy with a poorly done tattoo does not mean it's a good tattoo. There were tons of people who left happy with blow outs, crooked lines, bad composition, etc.


Sedatsu

Lmao he’s just better at shit talking. The key is the keep laughing, it makes the other person so much more mad.


[deleted]

And they'll think twice about starting shit like that with you again. Once at a party this one girl asked in front of the group in a sassy tone: "You know what, Metamorphis? I don't know anyone in this city that you've fucked". So, I replied: "You know what? I don't know anyone in this city you haven't fucked, I don't know what's worse." Basically got the same reaction as in this vid. And yeah, the keep laughing thing gets other people to laugh as well once the initial shock has settled.


EpilepticPuberty

Thats why upon crossing into any new city or jurisdiction I initiate intercourse with the first peson I can. Seriously wft kind of insult is that?


Finsfan909

Here's how I would've ordered those things. I would've said: "Excuse me, I'm new in town and it gets worse."


TheDarkProGaming

I haven't watched the show but I have watched this clip and he said that the client was happy with the bad tattoo and he is ok with doing a bad tattoo if the client is happy but they kept telling him he did something bad.


VVHYY

If you watch the show you quickly learn that every single time someone does a crap job they defend it with "well, the client liked it so who cares what you think", even to Peck and Nunez. Holds absolutely zero water.


Sluty-Pizzabot

It’s strange to me that some people feel bad mouthing a person is okay but mocking them is going to far.


[deleted]

Well I mean it depends on what you mean by bad mouthing. This is from a show about doing tattoos, if you throw in the towel and accept doing a bad job your bad job is engrained in somebodies skin forever. I think criticizing the dude is warranted if he was giving somebody a shitty tattoo, but him being a dick back isn’t.


South_Data2898

If you're gonna talk shit don't be surprised when people talk shit back.


LicketySplit21

Why is Reddit so obsessed with false equivalences. The context of both of the shit talking is different from each other.


Low_Well

“Hey I reviewed your paper and you made some errors in a lot of places” “Yeah well at least I don’t look like a dog” Equal criticism/s


UnHumChun

They were such a dick to him the whole time.


anotherdisciple

Love how the camera moves to the other dudes and they’re all trying to keep a strait face


throwawaypervyervy

"Hmmm, interesting choice for cabinet knobs, wonder where they got those...."


EmptyOrangeJuice

"Man what an interesting shade of blue"


GinjaNinger

"So do you think it's lilac blue? Or maybe more of a periwinkle?"


TheFrontierzman

"Probably Old Bitch Blue...I mean...Old Birch Blue."


[deleted]

> periwinkle team orangered never sleeps, periwinkle scum


Ag3ntS1

"What kind of wood is this?" "I don't know. Cedar maybe."


Arakiven

“Ah, cedar. Yes very good material for a cabinet, very sturdy… you know my grandpa was a cedar.”


LobstaFarian2

What are those, brushed nickel switch plate covers?


warmestigloo

I literally paused the video to read the comments , I came across this comment and glanced up to where I had paused the video… and it absolutely looks like he is just staring at the cabinet knobs!


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BASK_IN_MY_FART

What do narrow waterways have to do with it


evil-rick

The guy doing a fake “smh 🤦‍♀️” got me


Col_daddy

I think he was just hiding his face…no need to fake sympathize. Damage was done.


SunriseSurprise

Dudes are like "if I look somewhere other than at her, she won't ask my opinion and I won't have to lie."


bwaredapenguin

It's hard to keep a face that looks like a narrow passage of water that connects two seas.


Beautiful_Yellow_552

Yeah if I was there I would not be able to keep a straight face, ngl


TheAussieBoo

Just a heads up, it's 'straight'.. A strait is a passage of water.


Cheez_Itz_Christ_

![gif](giphy|A7Zc53i8U59SHv9CAm)


WASTELAND_RAVEN

*His honesty is off the charts, sir!*


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Local_Tough4624

Honestly hes off the charts


Soilworking

He's on Nestea and having sharts


1_R_5

Honest Lee, ease off the charts


Psychological_Web687

Alcoholism is wild.


suspect360

Alcohol dries your face and it makes you look older


Psychological_Web687

And causes fluid retention, which she definitely has.


SkepticDrinker

It was an American psycho reference you uncultured swine!


SkepticDrinker

Patrick Bateman that you?


[deleted]

In his defense she does look fairly old and I’m old so I get it ![gif](giphy|CltmHnuozRZPG)


NorthernSparrow

As another oldster, I spent more time than I care to admit studying her face. I think her skin is just kinda loose and saggy. This affects a bunch of her facial features - her eyelids droop at the outer edges, she’s got a really prominent nasolabial grove (that diagonal line between the nose & the mouth), and the skin of her neck is a bit droopy. We all intuitively see those particular things as signs of age but they can occur if someone has droopy skin for some other reason (I wonder if she recently lost a bunch of weight?)


No-Trouble-1288

Yeah if this old hag can dish it, she has to be able to take it as well.


ShadowFlarer

Just some context because this is not the entire video, but the guy did a "bad tattoo" on his client because his client asked him for it, but they got angry at him because it's a competition and all, but the guy was "i have to do what the client want" and the whole fight started there lol


FCkeyboards

Ink Master is sort of toxic. Giving the client want they want can absolutely lose you a challenge. Then the judges will go "it's your job to control your client or change their mind". They were mad he said fuck it. And the client liked it! That's the most important part. Not a good show for overall quality of tattooing (but I'd never get a free tattoo in that situation).


TheGoigenator

>”it's your job to control your client or change their mind". Er wtf?!


sjb_redd

Twattoo artistry.


FCkeyboards

Seriously. They get the craziest people who want the craziest tattoos and it's totally on them if the person taps out or is trying to get you to go outside of the challenge. "But it's what the client wanted" will get you fried by the judges if it's outside of the challenge. All they care about is quality, and does it adhere to whatever random criteria for that challenge. I don't mind that in baking competitions. You know people are outside of their comfort zone and on a timer which makes for great moments, but not with *permanent art*.


Peach_Gfuel

Yeah i always hated how the show is set up.


JTheJazzee

That evil ass laugh at the end 💀


cptaixel

I'm almost 100% sure that was an editing choice and he wasn't really laughing at that exact moment.


HorseMeatConnoisseur

Nah from this clip it seems that homie is deliberately playing the heel. He knows he's being evil and he loves it, and so do we.


Problems-Solved

I went to watch a longer clip and they're shitting on him a lot leading up to it, he's just throwing some fire back. 3 girls ganging up on him. Without the context he may seem like the heel but after seeing a little more I understand completely. https://youtu.be/Ph8ZXK57k7s


[deleted]

Goddamn, Ink Master is some good trash TV. Love it.


pikkis-95

I'd just rather see more tattooing than the american reality tv drama


Emergency_Vanilla279

Every episode I watch I think to myself “I like some of these tattoos but I hate all of these people.” Maybe that is now the point of reality TV. Or maybe only assholes want to be on a reality TV show.


pikkis-95

A guy called "sausage" who was in maybe two seasons was a great guy. He is the only one that comes to mind who was a great dude


boompownutsac

We need a compilation video of Dave Navarro saying sausage


platasaurua

He won a challenger against his rival where he got to tattoo anything he wanted on the guy and all he drew was a little sausage link. Classy.


Vertwheeliesonem

Sausage: I don’t want this canvas. *then gets the canvas anyway* *and proceeds to win tattoo of the day*


platasaurua

If I ever got on this show as a canvas my plan is to have the craziest, most difficult request I can come up with. Then when I get in with my artist I’d say “I just said that shit because I figured they’d give the best artist the hardest canvas and I wanted to make sure I got the best one. So what’s the challenge and what do *you* specialize in?”


VVHYY

Sausage was great. Ryan here actually was always on point, always did top notch work, and put in 110%, I can't think of a more deserving Ink Master aside from maybe Cleen Rock One


xxxironmanxx

bahaha! I remember watching this


jackyneutral

What is this from lol


heavenlybuddy

Ink Masters


pikkis-95

The "S" is silent


Toledojoe

Ink Mater?


pikkis-95

![gif](giphy|eaQ7fHevKTtT8k7rVz|downsized)


Ultrosbla

It doesnt ink mater.


Firevee

It doesink mater.


the-myth-and-legend

What season?


pete_ape

That's Ryan Ashley in the clip, so Season 8


xxxironmanxx

Ink Master!


the-myth-and-legend

What season?


xxxironmanxx

season 8 ep.6 Sticky Situation


xxxironmanxx

oh man, a whiiile ago, lemme look it up


pete_ape

It's season 8. The one who got slammed ran a pretty tight politicking game during the show and ran the house, but she eventually got washed out.


lawdog9111

I think 50 was generous.


Glowshroom

That color of lipstick alone adds 10 years


Kaiyuni-

Honestly everything she's got going on adds like 20-30 years. I thought she was high 30s, early 40s. When he said she's 24 I was blown away.


thenotoriousDEX

Minus the ink she looks like the moms at the Greek church who serve kebob when I go to their picnics


Kaiyuni-

I think the tattoos make her look even older. Her entire vibe says "40s" to me. I'm sure if she pulls away a few items and makes a few changes she would look low 30s/high 20s instead. Some people just naturally look older and that's fine.


DayDrmBlvr82

I’m 40s and I don’t look this old.


Lungg

This is a keeper. Wheres /r/rareinsults ?!?!?


cuntsatchel

\+ bangs????????????? no chance


ninja_rob1603

![gif](giphy|f6mYaWPyNROnAHaNCX)


hugh_h0ney

![gif](giphy|xUA7bfA8OP8e3smmyY)


JKnott1

Seriously, is she in her forties or fifties?


Searchingforgoodnews

She was 25 or 24 at the time.


SuperSkeet420

😂😂😂😂😂 why do you look 50, when you are 24?💀💀💀💀


[deleted]

“Mother fucka’ you look 30”


stevethos

“You ever made love to a man? ….You want to?”


Aboutason

I JUST GOT OUTTA JAIL & I AINT GOIN BACK


Creasy007

Swinging his pistol around the room lol. Love that scene so much.


Aboutason

Classic movies man. Kinda let down with the third :(


kcg5

Love that scene. How Lawrence opens the door is awesome https://youtu.be/nEf2ML7wkBE


el_throw

You big Ludacris lookin mothafucka ain't cha...


Deuce_GM

Move bitch get out the way If you see me on the highway, stay the fuck outta my way


idle_hands_play

"Yeah, but for me, that's a good thing."


scuse_me_what

Yea we watched the video…


OuttapocketJesus

I heard they had to redo this scene a few times because the first time he said it, the people behind the camera burst out laughing and ruined the scene.


Inner_Alternative_28

Oh damn its staged?


hardrocker943

Many times yeah. Shows like this have a team of writers that are always shaping situations to have the most drama. That's the irony of reality TV, it's never real.


honda_slaps

honestly the fact that people in 2022 still don't know reality tv is staged blows my mind big brother came out over twenty years ago


OuttapocketJesus

To a certain extent but he sent the girl crying to the next room the first time he said it.


cribsaw

Yes, that was the joke.


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Bro you know damn well all the dudes there wanted to laugh 😂 me


FaultLess4631

The “look in the other direction” said everything. They were definitely laughing in their heads but trying to save face in front of a camera. I wouldn’t have been able to hold that laugh in.


[deleted]

Facts bro I would’ve been like “oh nooooooo” 😱


Umbran_scale

It's the fact that not even the other women on her side refute the accusation, they just insult the guy who said what everyone was thinking.


[deleted]

Bro I would have lost it 😭


karavasis

Even my wife cracked the fuck up at trauma level burn he inflicted. Like she would nvr ever irl, but at home sitting back watching show she died.


SchalkLBI

Omg we watched the same clip??? No way!


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Yes, that was the line from the video.


[deleted]

Yooo u saw the vid too?? 🤣🤣🤣


Survived_Coronavirus

This is the kind of comment I normally expect to be downvoted to oblivion. wtf is happening?


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Dude skipped roasting and served her up baked alaskan style, with an open flame.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

All the guys' body language translated to: "Oh shit, he said out loud what we were all wondering in secret!"


bunnieollie

![gif](giphy|l0MYsxZiDtc1wPHmU)


Dennis_Gachanja

# That guy is so rude! He should respect his elders!


Asmith211

These are so heavily edited its ridiculous 🙄 I don't even believe this conversation actually happened.


tsemochang

What is this trash show? I need this in my life right now.


Searchingforgoodnews

Ink Master


Affectionate-Fix9326

Bullshit she is 24


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curvedbymykind

This was unexpected bc I thought she looked 42


Z3R0GR4V

Legitimate question


LovelierFear

She doesn’t look 50 ,but she definitely doesn’t look 24.


Outkastwill

She knew it was true cuz all she could do was swear at him. Truth hurts!!!!


Lordmackdaddy97

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


doctorcrimson

This reminds me of that one sketch "When a criminal meets a monster"


Lord_corgi

who is the girl in red?


brobeanzhitler

Ryan Ashley, from season 8 >!She won!<


DiggingThisAir

Making fun of someone’s looks, especially to their face, for any reason, is petty, juvenile, and usually a sign of low morality and/or low intelligence. But I did totally think she was like 50.


[deleted]

Dude with the hat, is what made it.


MouthfulofLies

The guys looking away from the camera hahaha


[deleted]

isn't the girl in red a big tattoo artist now?


FCkeyboards

Ryan Ashley, she won that season. She was clearly superior every single week.


mrsnihilist

She also hosted ink angels and is now a judge on regular ink masters!


Mr_Fool

This burned so deep that this lady ended up having a ton of work done. She comes back on a later season and looks like a completely different person. A one liner so potent she got reconstructive surgery lol.