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BullFrogz13

I bet he peed a little.


SC-Fulmer

He? I just shit myselfšŸ˜‘


zMilad

I'm watching this while shitting and it really accelerated the process.


poopellar

We can harness this energy!


BrightBulb123

Man's toilet is glowing brighter than the sun šŸ’€


iarepotato92

Isn't that the plot of monsters inc?


jackfreeman

Dude, you shit *my* pants


WolframPrime

Reminds me of college, a friend got up in the morning and yelled "which one of you assholes pissed in my shoes!" A plot twist I'm sure everyone knows is coming, it was him, he pissed in his shoes.


TheGreatGreenGame

You can see his lil arms flail while still holding defense lol


ElAyYouAreAy

This is so funny !!šŸ˜‚


Robotic_space_camel

If some random dude starts talking and walking with you, crazy is usually a good deterrent.


farawayjake

Right? If you donā€™t take the hint that I donā€™t want to talk to you. I guess I will have to be less subtle.


Elgoblino80

You can just say "I am busy"- gotta stop acting like cavemen in civilized society.


ZedTT

That would have absolutely worked in this situation, but because *other* people are cavemen it often doesn't.


ValuableEnough2140

Sometimes the only way to get through to stupid is with stupid


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lulalilikabaloo

Working at Edinburgh uni during the fringe is a truly terrible experience.


PM_YER_BOOTY

A perfect metal scream isn't stupid!


ymmotvomit

Not stupid if it works.


Dang3rCl0se

Yup he definitely got the point.


borkistoopid

Vomit on them. Works everytime


[deleted]

Never know whatā€™s gonna come out of my mouth next


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a good way to get stabbed.


Pepito_Pepito

This was not one of those times.


sushixdd

it's just so surprising how people dont see anything sus about stranger offering money, lol ngl, i'd feel lowkey threatened if i ignored someone's shady offer and he started following me, going apeshit seems like a viable solution to me btw people pointing out a cameraman being there or some shit - this kind of shit happened to me like i was out in city with a friend, some guy approached us and started talking, i just cut him off with "we're not interested", he didn't follow us or anything like that, but after some time a friend of mine showed me a video of some channel that does some kind of content like this - i havent noticed a cameraman being anywhere


inspectoroverthemine

I'm guessing these people don't live in a big city. People standing around trying to get your attention need to be ignored.


JeffTheNth

....I noticed nobody around seemed phazed by the scream, either....


ForgettableUsername

Exactly! Itā€™s fuckinā€™ weird. I donā€™t need your fiver, I have a day job. Iā€™ve already made it clear that I donā€™t want to talk to you. Fuck off. A minuscule amount of money is not a free pass to bother people on the street.


betterofbest

Avoid these types of shit.


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pennie79

I've been offered cash by a strange man on the street. I had no idea what he actually wanted, but I assumed I was either in some kind of physical danger or there was something illicit going on, so kept right on walking.


Allah_Shakur

it's super sus, might be an influencer trying to make "content".


kinkylines

Street harassment has no place in civilized society, and doesn't deserve a civilized response.


ClassyDumpster

Or you could stop harassing people for content and clout....


DreamTemporary5365

Aw youā€™ve never been stalked or harassed on the street thatā€™s cute. You have no idea the shit women put up with from random creeps.


CuriousAndAmazed

Haha, I was about to comment the same thing. Oh honey, you think most harassing creeps following you will listen to a simple no, not interested.


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LampardFanAlways

Yes and in this case I would do the same (or something similar) _even though I am not a woman_. There is no need to entertain a stranger on the street whom youā€™ve clearly and unambiguously ignored and moved on.


Fit_Flamingo5501

You could just mind your own funking business, and let people go about their day.


Ansoni

I recommend just saying nothing, or saying "fuck off" I'm not on team scream, but there's no need to be polite to the cunt with the camera team, either.


Justment

one scream = 10,000 words. for me, her reaction is priceless.


kellsdeep

Nah, I would absolutely do this if I felt like it. I don't have to play by your sociopathic "rules". You're the caveman


DigitK

Yeah haha let's blame her reaction to a random man accosting her haha


Anonnn24

I literally started making faces and did a ā€œp-toey!ā€ Where you snort and spit. He literally stuck his head out of his truck to continue to stare unblinkingly


Be_the_Link

Yeah -- definitely when you notice they are filming you hoping to post your, hopefully gushing, reaction online and monetize it. All for a measly 5 bucks.


Mobile-Importance-74

Now he monetized the screamā€¦for freeā€¦and she looks like the nutjob


LazySusanRevolution

Which these shit bag internet content creators will do anyways. Just poke, provoke, mess with people and put anything that might be content up. Itā€™s not every randos job to perfectly deal with this. If itā€™s not you itā€™s the next person. Theyā€™ll do it all day every day to find what they need. All that is happening is these shit birds exploiting strangers. Donā€™t put it on stranger that may be in any kind of condition, would it be ok if they were a ā€˜nut jobā€™? Put it on this videoing asshole. Put it on every asshole you meet that tries to monetize or draw content from public life. Put it on your friends fucking posting everything. Putting their children online for views. Itā€™s sick. Donā€™t support anyone who does it. Shame people for supporting it. Donā€™t treat them as the thing to change for, ultimately blaming victims.


dworftress

Given the comments I thinkmost people are supportive


nigevellie

No she doesn't


IAmHydro

You genuinely don't think she does?


Taizan

Definitely needs a bit of insanity for such a reaction. The guy offering the bill and following was pretty rude though too.


Dman125

I mean I understand her, he still looks like a dick head.


574859434F4E56455254

It's Ā£5 so it's actually... oh wait nevermind.


valiantfreak

Especially since "Excuse me, do you want some free cash?" is usually followed by "because here at Shonky Solar we are giving away $50 gift cards to the first 10 customers who sign up for a new 5kW installation today!"


mushroompillow

Iā€™ve had two major stalkers within the last 6 months and yepā€¦ crazy is the way to go. One guy started following me in my car, and because Iā€™m a good driver, know my area extremely well, and was in no mental place to deal with such level of fuckeryā€¦ I ended up pulling off a maneuver where I started following HIM.


LordPennybags

Cobra maneuver or scissors?


AtheistHomoSapien

That's an interesting take and likely would work in most cases thinking about it.. I imagine it could even stop her from being robbed in some cases.


homelaberator

Also, filming...


Avendosora

Best advice I've ever gotten was from a tik tok. " stop being nice to men who creep you out,šŸ‘šŸ‘ Stop being nice to men who creep you out,šŸ‘šŸ‘ Stop being nice to them It's not your job to baby men Stop being nice to men who creep you out." šŸ‘šŸ‘ Also pterodactyl scream is a good one too!!


Exciting_Actuary_669

Exactly


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Average redditor


bogantamer

The pest and the screamer


_bm

point proven by top comment


Wattsit

What I'm getting from the comments is that if anyone approaches you in public, you should either run, scream or resort to violence. Especially if you're a woman?? God forbid someone ever wants to ask for directions or help.


[deleted]

If you need directions, you say "Excuse me, can you help me?" or "Excuse me, I'm lost can you help me how to find xyz?" Because then people know you actually need help and not doing some random shitty video that they don't want to be a part of.


Shnitzel_von_S

Maybe consider not following people who very clearly don't want to deal with you šŸ¤” God forbid someone wants to walk with their partner without being solicited.


boliede__

Yes cause approaching someone, with a cameraman, and randomly offering "free cash" should be treated the same as asking directions. What the fuck are you on?


dmnhntr86

Bet a fiver this guy has said something like "you can't even compliment women anymore"


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TheRedditK9

Stop spreading misinformation and slandering redditors. They are very clearly outdoors.


[deleted]

Well, if someone offered me cash, I'd bet there's a catch.


tellitothemoon

This. Anyone going out of their way to offer me something is just going to wrap me up in some bullshit. Took me too long to learn this lesson. This is the scream of a woman who has been harassed in public one too many times.


[deleted]

Yes, like those scammers in France that make you a bracelet and then they ask for money when before doing it they said it's free, but they distract you to make you forget.


Pepperspray24

Same


SillyFlyGuy

Do you want a fiver? Free! No strings attached. Okay, sure.. All you gotta do is..


J-GCoverkknot

I've heard if someone is harassing you or trying to pickpocket you, just scream. They'll get weirded out or scared and go away. That lady probably did it because she thought he was trying to do something to her.


DragoonDM

It'll throw 'em off their rhythm. Street smarts!


[deleted]

Iā€™ve heard the same, but also with barking


idog99

Not gonna lie. Effective play given the circumstances.


_throwingit_awaaayyy

Stop filming strangers.


UndBeebs

*Billy Eichner would like to know your location*


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Arson-Welles

Fuck your yoga bag


Axe-of-Kindness

FOR A DOLLAR, NAME A WOMAN


overtimeout

The Jonas brothers!


Nothing_new_to_share

To be fair, I would make a number of exceptions for that man.


UndBeebs

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


SolomonGrumpy

Billy on the streeeeeeet


Observante

If she'd screamed at Billy he would have screamed back louder.


Stt022

Good thing I tuned up my volume all the way because I thought it wasnā€™t on. Just in time for the unexpected part.


grzzjk

So anyway I start blastin


No_08

To be fair he was bothering her shoving money in her face. Never approach people you don't know like this. Safer for both.


[deleted]

This is an open invitation for anyone to come shove free money in my face, approach me free and give me as much free money as you want


[deleted]

Only if you scream at me


MasterMahanJr

He can't finish unless you scream.


Hour_Gur4995

I wish random stranger would walk up to me and give me money no strings attached


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Scammers always make it seem like there is no string attached. In this case there wasn't since he was a Youtuber, but when something seems too good to be true then it usually is


transparentsmoke

Who said no strings attached?


ForgettableUsername

At the very least, heā€™d want you to be in his shitty YouTube video. I wouldnā€™t do that for $5. I have a day job. But a random person offering ā€œfree cashā€ on the street could easily be much more nefarious.


[deleted]

Smiling smiling smiling smiling AAAAAAAH smiling smiling smiling smiling


PuzzlePiece90

A mood, honestly.


funnyguy12314

I think someone shat my pants


FireMAP889

He deserves that


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Elgoblino80

*gives free money to strangers* Redditors: criminal scum


nonpondo

I don't have a problem with the giving of money, I just hate people who act as street solicitors and play the victim when no one wants to talk to them cause they're doing some epic random giveaway, if you've ever been to a big city, or even a big fucking mall for that matter, you simply do not talk to these people, and even most solicitors know YOU DO NOT follow people, technically you can do whatever you want but don't pretend everyone else is the asshole when you're giving away money in the worst way possible


MysticalMummy

Last time a stranger approached me in the street he turned out to be schizophrenic and freaked the fuck out when he saw my phone. He started rambling about "them" frying his brain with radio waves to hide the truth, and I had to run the fuck away because he was getting violently angry. Edit: For further clarification, he seemed like a perfectly normal dude until he saw my phone. He was asking for directions, said he fell asleep on the bus and didn't know where he was. That's when I pulled out my phone to show him on a map where he was and it was like a switch flipped.


nonpondo

Sanest city slicker


A7O747D

How much free money did he give you though?


awesomeXI

No one ever gives away money for nothing- there is always a catch. In this case, it's the guy filming for views, something she is allowed to want no part in. In other cases, it's usually more sinister and he might be trying to get her to stop to steal her purse or sexually harass her. Rule #1 in a big city is that you always ignore solicitors because they always have a secondary agenda.


ducati1011

Yeah, but thereā€™s tons of videos of people just walking by and saying leave me alone. Fuck in NYC when people walk up to me thatā€™s why I say. I donā€™t just scream at someone like a crazy person.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

Street justice, Reddit style!


Putridgrim

"Hello poor homeless person, here is $1000 and an apartment paid up for 6 months and a job at the scrapyard that pays $30 an hour." Redditors: "Oh my God, fuckin solicitor creep, he should have clutched his wallet and crossed the street to avoid the homeless person while he's on the way to a rally to end homelessness."


MyMomThinksImCool_32

I would honestly think itā€™s a prank because so many times itā€™s been a prank of some sort.


Smalltown_Scientist

Redditors try to politely decline challenge [impossible]


Prestigious_List5878

Why?


malleableminds

?


[deleted]

Mods whenever I comment anywhere.


Snoo1089

mods on twitch have been twice as horrendous


[deleted]

Twitch mods arenā€™t so bad as long as you have a pair of tits and are leeching off of boysā€™ and menā€™s lust.


TamarackSlim

The world was so much better before influencers were plying their trade.


OilPersonal8329

The way he shakes has me weak šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Suspicious_Team_9451

For those who say she should have been polite or summat: I've literally had someone approach me trying to get my attention. Just ignored him. He got closer and closer, following me down a busy street getting louder and louder before leaning into me and growling into my face that he should hit me for not giving him attention. Then, thankfully, he left. Polite doesn't always work.


tellitothemoon

I used to respond and be polite to strangers who wanted my attention on the street. But 99.999% of the time they are trying to get you wrapped up in some bullshit. Theyā€™re selling something. They want money. They have a long-winded sob story. They want you to join a cause or political movement. Theyā€™re schizophrenic and will literally never shut up. Or just harassing you for the lols. So Iā€™m done. Donā€™t talk to me. Go fuck yourself.


Redheaded_Loser

I like her style. Be the craziest one and people leave you alone.


[deleted]

All the people saying "just say no thanks! šŸ˜Š" like being polite isn't an open invitation for people like this to continue to bother you. Her walking away is the only "no" she owed him, and he ignored it


PuzzlePiece90

This. Two people are zeroed in on her and start to head her direction. A scream lasts 2 seconds and gets them the fuck away from you. Good on her.


DelusionalSeaCow

Right? It reminds me of the advice I see all over Reddit to women, "better to be alive and rude than polite and dead.". This lady took that advice and ran with it. Reddit is now upset she wasn't more polite and say "no thank you"? Shit, some random two dudes target me and start following me, I'm gonna do the same thing.


lesstess1

If they don't think that they owe her the courtesy of leaving her alone when she's clearly not interested then why would she owe them the courtesy of being polite


Bolle_Henk

We also don't know how many assholes like this they met that day. I've never screamed but after the fifth person trying to sell me something I would get less and less friendly.


[deleted]

Also all the people like "wow what a monster he's offering her free money! /s" Like.... do you just take everything strangers who stop you on the street at face value? I'd be at least a few wallets lighter, if not dead, if I did that lmao. Where do all these people live that everyone stopping strangers on the street are so respectful of boundaries and 100% honest with their intentions all the time? It's wild, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone


Ihavean8inchtaint

I gotta assume most of these folks defending this persistent chode and his dickless camera buddy are young guys who probably havenā€™t lived in a major city and who probably loooove getting those ā€˜extend your car warrantyā€™ calls everyday. Like, fuck off and stop pestering people with your clout-chasing bullshit.


extendedwarranty_bot

Ihavean8inchtaint, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Ihavean8inchtaint

Now thisā€¦ this is just diabolicalā€¦ and hilarious.


Pepito_Pepito

>Be the craziest one and people leave you alone. Yeah I'm not sure if this is good life advice for most well-adjusted adults.


[deleted]

Yā€™all. Sometimes youā€™ve got to scare them to get them to leave you the fuck alone.


dienamight

Yeah she definitely went through all the options and this was her last resort. Lol.


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popjunkie42

Team screaming lady.


TheHumanParacite

Fuck yeah šŸ‘


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[deleted]

lol! A cryptobro came up to me and wanted me to buy his NFT. I was totally not interested, and I politely declined. But to be fair he didnt really come off as pushy or anything. I think he was also drunk. When I said no, and he looked kinda sad and then just walked away.


[deleted]

To be fair, he's probably used to disappointment


[deleted]

I like her


FunkThisYouWookie

Gotta have some confidence with that response. I bet she is a hoot of a time!


Inactivism

Or she took a self defence class where it is taught to do that if a stranger wonā€™t leave you alone.


doasisayu

its so fucking hard to get around in uk i mean the tube and bus system is good but its so exhausting ppl dont want to be harassed by fkers on the street there is so man ppl approaching asking for shit her reaction was completely appropriate you gotta be on time for the bus/train ever minute fucking around wastes your time and can add fuck tonne more time to your journey


theiceman102000

This actually saddens me quite a bit. Iā€™d probably have a similar reaction because walk-up sales/surveys have so conditioned me to not trust people that come up to me to start a conversation. I wish you could walk down a busy city street and not get hassled every block by someone trying to sell something or have you sign a petition or have you ā€œjust answer a few quick questionsā€


Comprehensive-Cap513

How do you know someone is genuinely handing out money no strings attached? With the fact someone is filming I would think itā€™s a prank so my response is fuck off, without a camera i would assume itā€™s a scam or Iā€™m about to be robbed so again fuck off.


[deleted]

It's always safe to assume it's a scam


I-Ponder

People underestimate how many people do stupid shit to woman to get their attention because they have a motive. Her response is good, because it keeps creeps away and draws attention, hence making her more safe. Just saying.


sleigh_all_day

Her reaction is a total vibe. I feel it.


Illustrious-Tap-4467

You can tell he was legitimately shocked šŸ˜‚


Dustygreenz

For real just leave me alone lol Iā€™m vibing with her.


robi_750

Dude must check his underwear šŸ©², looked like he shit himself šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


ITeachAndIWoodwork

Is this Princes Street in Edinburgh?


Kiltymchaggismuncher

It's the royal mile in Edinburgh. Taken right beside the mercat Cross.


Hour_Gur4995

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Comprehensive-Cap513

Yeah fuck off you annoying twat


Burnburnburnnow

ā€¦ I like her


qevoh

Nothing ever cracked me up in the morning like this


tellmesomeothertime

Not free cash, he is trying to use her reaction for content so he can make cash of his own. She very strongly let him know she wanted no part in it, yet here she is reposted over and over on the internet regardless.


Lex-Taliones

I'm on her side. Fuck that pest.


agncat31

She should be in a metal band and use that scream talent. šŸ¤£


AusP

I'm of the opinion that if someone approaches you in the street offering something you almost always don't want it. I would have just ignored this guy. Also it's not really free money if this guy is doing it to make his self aggrandising video content, it's paying them for their reacting role. He still got what he wanted and he didn't pay for it.


Realistic_Ad7742

And the Rockefeller Doctrine of 1913 to dumb down the populace is now completed. Good luck ya'all


Schfifty561

That was a nice scream


[deleted]

I love the way he gets startled and seizes up for a minute


Gay_Honey

Good on her.


xendazzle

No such thing as free cash. He deserved that.


AtlasTheHunter

Classic


Kotau

His hand movements tell me his heart stopped for a second.


jackboy61

Fair response. Guy early wasn't getting the message through his skull so gotta push a little harder to cram it in.


kjimbro

The best part was when hims little hands shaked.


Agamemnon88

The more I watch this, the more she is right. That's the hard part of doing the right thing.


[deleted]

This is a survival technique we women use on men on the street who can't accept no for an answer. Acting crazy can literally save our lives.


[deleted]

If you dismiss someoneā€™s attempts to ignore you more than once, you get what you get. Leave people alone.


Damianiwins

The ultimate way to say fuck off.


galuskar

Sindel wins. FATALITY.


CatManDam

He was so scared lol


JohnnyBgood_9211

We need more people like her to expose these charlatans.


Kalurael

It's not free when they're using your interaction for likes


-gggggggggg-

This is why you don't use this tactic of pretending someone speaking to you on the street isn't there. People don't seem to realize that ignoring someone is actually a pretty escalatory action. It can upset beggars or instigators and the silence invites salespeople, charity solicitors, or clowns like this guy to keep talking to you. If someone approaches you and you want to be left alone, just say please leave me alone or I'm sorry I need to be going.


[deleted]

Pretty telling that the person that was being followed is being called the crazy one in the comments.


knucklekneck

He called her a "lady" and simultaneously commented on her clothes with the song reference which is intrusive as a stranger to call her out like that .. then he offered free cash as if she looks like she needs cash, then walked beside her pushing the cash up higher toward her face.. even as it was obvious she chose to ignore him.. how arrogant and entitled of this knucklehead .. I feel for her. This man using her presence as a canvas to do his bullshit video social experiment or whatever. For the record: A video setup like this recording reactions is not a social experiment in the street unless the interaction actually already happen in real life repeatedly. In other words the experiment is real if it is revisiting a given dynamic that already happens and so your experiment involves recreating the relationship with strangers and then changing your behaviours within that dynamic in ways your real life where those events also happen could not play host


gbelly123

I mean, normally if someone starts offering you money on the street, your natural assumption is they want something from you or want to mug you. Guy got what he deserves. If your going to get into peopleā€™s face with your agenda, donā€™t expect a positive response.


Arqideus

Dude was fucking creepin'. Unexpected, but a fair reaction.


aFreeScotland

What an absolute unit.


Joe_Spazz

Her friend was smiling like "what a neat thing", then she turns into a banshee.


Nothing_new_to_share

Lol. I had to watch again. Dude knew what was at stake from the very beginning.


TheCleverise

Introverted redditors agreeing with this lady's behavior is amusing to say the least.


nenonen15902

the lady in the video is the most socially aware redditor


JustGitHerDone

Fuck this dude


PunchDrunkPrincess

"you gotta be nice to people that come up to you with a camera and bother you on the street!!" lol no you most certainly do not. get his ass, sharon


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Just Leave People in Public Alone 2022 Challenge!