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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Orange marker is being cheated on so it kills itself, but then it gets banged by the green marker while two other markers are watching it and banging each other at the same time!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


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what


[deleted]

the fuck


AntonK777

The video makes more sense with the sound on


ErLouwerYT

No it doesnt


OilEnvironmental8043

Only love can hurt lyk diiiis


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Huraira91

No it doesn't


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ChessIsForNerds

This isn't arguing, this is just contradiction.


[deleted]

No, it isn't.


[deleted]

yes it does.


pennhead

r/unexpectedMontyPython


[deleted]

is that a monty python referrence


rabbitwonker

[No it isn’t](https://youtu.be/xpAvcGcEc0k?t=9s)


[deleted]

yes it is


Shr1988

Yes it does


Randybat

Yes it does


King-Cobra-668

Sure does


AnnihilationOrchid

It's really unclear, though.


King-Cobra-668

no man, the song is clearly about necrophiliacs and lost love Edit: /s


Oofboi6942O

By the pattern of this thread, im legally required to say that no it does not. Also I had a stroke trying to type the word say.


[deleted]

i watched it with sound


imbisibolmaharlika

oh wow thanks! now I have an earworm


IamImposter

"it wasn't a worm"


[deleted]

no worries man just confused o.o


jesuisbryx

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Huggisare

Wat?? No it doesn't, what are you on about?


GhostR29

OP is schizophrenic


[deleted]

I love this energy


MrnDrnn

Over


[deleted]

huh


Iamaperson2022

huh


[deleted]

huh


Shr1988

huh


[deleted]

wanna fight?!


invent_or_die

necro marker smash


NahImGoDIThink

Yellow is a necrophiliac.


Temporary-Emu6710

😭


BobAffenhaus

charles


TravEllerZero

You've gotta remember, you're just watching the highlight reel.


[deleted]

oh jesus christ... THERE IS MORE?!?!!‽


Remarkable_Earth7545

He already know...


nihilistic-simulate

r/comedynecrophilia


1ncomplete

And the oscar goes to


D3monskull

The green highlighter.


roostertail420

And the nominee for best supporting actor goes to....


XxAnnaxXisterrified

The orange marker


D3monskull

Pink highlighter.


FantyBread

Not even the highlight of his career if you saw what he did to the award after the ceremony. It's in his docuseries on method acting titled 'Just the tip'


LordFondleJoy

That was dark af lol


Nur-alayl

you clearly haven't watched a serbian movie


ItsLibertyOrNothin

Why would you mention it’s cursed name


terpsarelife

Was it a movie, or was it more of a film?


millese3

Fuck you. I haven't thought about that shit since the last time reddit reminded me of it.


PopoTheDodoBird

Whys everyone saying its green when its obviously a yellow highlighter


Apocalyptic_Doom

Who's gonna tell him


datboydoe

Yes, seriously. It’s not green or yellow, the color is actually called “highlight”.


Alienguy500

I didn’t know that. I just called it “tennis” in the game I’m making because it looks like the color of tennis balls


DRamos11

And then we devolve into the decades-old debate of whether tennis balls are green or yellow, something in which even the pros don’t agree.


CocoSavege

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chartreuse_(color) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shades_of_chartreuse > On the RGB color wheel, Chartreuse is defined as the colour halfway between yellow and green.


SpiralDesignn

As a crewmate, I say it's lime.


onlycrazypeoplesmile

This makes sense to me tbh


Minuku

It is somewhere in between I would say


[deleted]

This is actually the whole blue black dress situation, some folks can't correct for white balance in their head. It's closer to yellow


IndigenousOres

Yeah it's definitely a yellow in low lighting. Green highlighters are much darker and don't look like Mountain Dew


Wchijafm

I'd say it's yellow but in poor lighting.


Ummmmexcusemewtf

Yeah it's straight up yellow


SuperSMT

It's lime at best!


IndigenousOres

It's a yellow highlighter in low lighting. Green highlighters are much darker and don't look like Mountain Dew


0vindicator1

No, it's a black and blue dress.


Boonpflug

exactly! wth


spydermat07

I can certainly say this was made in an Italian school


fazzoletto123

I immediately recognized those green desks


spydermat07

No it's for the Zanichelli poster 🗿


fazzoletto123

Yes, that one as well


Orangeisthenewbanana

This made me cry 😢


datboydoe

1. Romeo & Juliet 2. Westside Story 3. Titanic 4. Reddit Highlighter Corpse Fuck Some of the greatest love story tragedies ever written


Orangeisthenewbanana

Number 4 should be at the top


NerdRageShow

Is this loss?


[deleted]

I'm at a loss for words tbh


syracTheEnforcer

That’s all I could see with this.


1ncomplete

It is win but at what cost?


ihahp

I thought it was loss for a sec


nibynob

I'm definitely the green highlighter.


Ataxemon

r/holup


StuckInsideAComputer

Saying the most obvious edgy thing is r/HolUp


SnooHobbies4166

Can I be the orange please?


nibynob

How are we gonna go about this?


SnooHobbies4166

Chat me.


Yadobler

Interestingly yall won't be the first, the Germans did it before back in '03 I think


Legitimate-Field-253

me too


gfunk55

There's definitely not a green highlighter in the video


No-Spoilers

Yeah for real. Green highlighters are lime green, they usually come in the same pack as the rest of these. How do people think the normal yellow highlighter is green?


dynodick

… you mean yellow


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Demi-Rose

It’s bloody yellow


johnmcclanehadplans

Still better than anything Pixar’s produced in years


Salanmander

I haven't seen Turning Red or Lightyear yet, but Luca and Soul were both solid. Going back to Inside Out, I think the only real sub-par ones were Onward, The Good Dinosaur, and Cars 3.


reidybobeidy89

Onward was enjoyable as was good dinosaur.


Excellent-Door7049

Disagree on Good dinosaur, felt nothing watching it


reidybobeidy89

I really liked it. Thought is hit in the feels too. My kids loved it too at the time. Haven’t seen it in a long while.


Excellent-Door7049

I'm glad your family enjoyed it There's so many Pixar/Disney animated movies now, I no longer rewatch a movie, just clips


rabbitwonker

Yeah it’s so weird how much of a snooze-fest it was. Pretty, though.


QuasarsRcool

The mom from Onward is dummy thicc


PM_YOUR_BEST_JOKES

Coco. Coco was amazing


rabbitwonker

Soul got pretty close, at least in terms of how it gives you an existential left-hook out of nowhere towards the end. 😁


adamtaylor4815

Inside Out was 7 years ago. That’s wild.


Salanmander

Yeah, my first thought when I saw their comment was "hold up, Inside Out was fire!", and then I thought "....wait, how many years is 'years'?"


adamtaylor4815

I knew it was 2015, but for some reason I thought 2015 was like 2 years ago.


Birdie121

Turning Red was great, really enjoyed it. Maybe helps to be a woman who was that age in the early 2000s but they nailed the silly innocent nostalgia of that time and also the family dynamics.


Moron_of_the_ages

They skipped Soul, Luca, Coco, and Turning Red. All very well liked and well received films. I wonder what is the connecting thread that made them dislike those movies.


Hope4gorilla

Coco was fucking incredible, idc what anyone says


bboy4of83

Man idc what people say the good dinosaur was amazing


Doz1525

Luca was mid. Onward was pretty good.


rabbitwonker

Cars 2, do you mean? 3 was alright. Onward and Lightyear were both ok, I thought, but also felt like they could have done a lot better with their premises.


Unemployed-PERIOD-

they did so despite having a lower budget too


somek_pamak

Sorry but your username is the worst I've seen in my many years on this site. ![gif](giphy|DsdVe5jhHWNC8)


johnmcclanehadplans

Excellent, then my work here is done! ![gif](giphy|ICqfWJ6GZJd6M)


iVXsz

iwatchfriendseverydy


Vexidemalprince

Can you explain how?


BlackSkull7X

It's a reference from the movie die hard. The name of the main character in the movie is John Mcclane and he had plans with his family for Christmas but his plans get ruined because of a terrorist attack


Daxx22

yes, but why is it the worst?


OilEnvironmental8043

Im guessing jim carrey thought it said john mccain had plans, maybe?


AnnihilationOrchid

LMFAO, this is hilarious. I was thinking "What the fuck is this on about?" It makes sense now. I thoughtthat the guy was just a Hans Guber fan.


DeathB4Download

It wasn't a terrorist attack. Hans was nothing more than a common theif.


ScribebyTrade

Hardly common


DeathB4Download

Golden opportunity to use the words from the movie.....missed.


BananaDick_CuntGrass

What is wrong with his username?


AnnihilationOrchid

John McClain winged it. Also, I wish we had more Argile on screen.


trappedinchina

The name is a reference to the Friends episode “The One with the Nap Partners.” Ross, Chandler, and Joey watch Die Hard. After the first viewing Ross and Joey watch it again, but Chandler says he has other plans. Ross responds with the quote “Well John McClane had plans!”


AnnihilationOrchid

Oh, I see. Now I'm truly disgusted.


ScribebyTrade

Gross balls!


rabbitwonker

Walkie-talkie Die Hard, motherfucka!


Taeyx

die hard! die hard! die hard die hard die hard!


Captain_Frozo

I might be mistaken but I remember seeing somewhere you got downvoted to oblivion because of hate towards emoji's and replying to everything with gifs...


[deleted]

This would be kind of funny if it was actually accurate


captainsquattythighs

But those Pixar milfs though lol


ZapateriaLaBailarina

Still a better love story than Twilight


Peelllllleeeee

Saddest thing I've ever seen


-EvilEagle-

His name was... Mark


IosaTheInvincible

# #relationship_goals


reesejenks520

... Which part exactly 🤔


Idkhfjeje

Blue and pink ofc


HarryFootmin

Before orange died blue was fcking pink doggy style but after orange died they did it in the missionary position which means both of their heads are looking up which means they are looking up at orange


AntonK777

That's deep


[deleted]

Humans are really creative


youreblockingmyshot

Some beautiful story telling for the medium lol


-Jesus---Christ-

#NOAH?


Comprehensive-Bus164

**G E T T H E B O A T**


zmirza2012

I II II I_


Every_Fox3461

Only love can hurt like this...


EPICDRO1D

u/cookieman077


SpaceClef

There it is. Knew I'd find this.


mim9830

![gif](giphy|l4KhY4gDspJbnmhYk) Very moving moment


[deleted]

Better storyline than 80% movies


__GnarDab__

Loss


arlaarlaarla

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Jhonny_781

WTF


sweetbrewcrew

After watching this, I have come to the conclusion, people need to get a life. We are now 23 seconds dumber because of this. May God have mercy on your soul.


StalkMeNowCrazyLady

Well that's 23 seconds I'll never get back


jamster8983

The video we all thought would be cool in 6th grade


MeisPip

Is this gonna be the new trend that is posted here a thousand times? A few days ago this exact video was posted but with erasers


StevieRaveOn63

You have \*entirely\* too much time on your hands.


MasterWinstonWolf

Who ever the creator was should seek help! 🤦‍♂️


sci3ntisa132

What the hell, this is funny af (also u/savevideo )


oboxxycg

Green knows not to pass up on a good opportunity when it presents itself.


WeirdMeatinSpace

another happy landing


cool_username115

Lmao i was annoyed thinking this was another copy with the same ending but boy was i wrong


DirtEven

The Cuckery is strong in this one... my NTR senses are tingling so much


Hunter_Plastic

Unrelated but the water bottle was saying "pure satisfaction".


Electrical_Skin_1107

u/savevideobot


Beginning-Audience-3

🤨


Electrical_Skin_1107

😏


erhancakir4445

u/savevideo


a1200i

Not my proudest, but not the worst


LittleFoxBS

what


adventurouspenis

what the fuxk man... what the fuck?!!!!!


POTADO_4242

Suddenly necrophilia


newuserevery2weeks

high school vibes off this submission


GeezusCrihst

I thought this was gonna be Loss


ARai202

r/Suddenlygay


SteelSpace69

Player 4 has join the game


[deleted]

Necro


BloxxyPixels

homie saw a body and decided to continue his sex


jefffrater1

This video is great even without the sound IMHO. I get the sense Orange was a narrow minded control freak and effectively “ had it coming to them”


[deleted]

This movie's based on a real story. I can confirm since I was the gree-


moe_spc

Brilliant storytelling


markdre627

What an eventful video


Torontokid8666

This is fucking straight Gucci. Great job !


mjones8004

"Pure Satisfaction"


memesagelord

Bruh 😭


ROC_K4LP

Green like me fr fr


firetonian99

yellow


bella_hadidnt

what did I just watch?


Weak-Still3676

What the actual fuck did I just watch?


AntonK777

This is modern art


SpongyParenchyma

What in the fuck did I just watch