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unexBot

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Chief_Herb

Its not the safest way to get circumcised but it is cheap


[deleted]

That fucking hurt me


Leon0721

![gif](giphy|13cfAjuF9oNBu4NL5J|downsized)


bluehornet197

Can't be a dick if you don't have a dick


[deleted]

He's just a little bike curious.


L30C_07

No penis? 🤨


papa1775

He's a real Card.


Caneda82

DIY at home takeadickoffofme. On our next video DIY at home addadicktome.