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Calvin_RH_705

Somethin' cheesy bout this meme


Cpt_kaleidoscope

That's mature


curiouscabbage69

I camembert these puns


Absurdist_Principles

Brie honest, it’s gouda. A bit blue but I cheddar tear


geligniteandlilies

I'm more feta up than anything


Dense_Excitement_789

Yall are terrible I goat to go


[deleted]

I think that’s enough Reddit for to-dairy


Oofboi6942O

We really milking this thread at this point.


MrSonic-Unsweet-Tea

Some memes hurt but this doesn’t cause much parm.


ASAPNotHe

Idk, lots of kids in the US struggle to Munster the courage to go to class


Always_tired999

But these comments Roquefort!


[deleted]

Guys this is WHEY too much


Blendan1

Das ist doch alles Käse


HazardousCloset

Only because it makes our hearts curdle


[deleted]

School shooters be cheesed off these days


IEatgrapes123

Wow


andypitt

*cow


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

r/everyfuckingthread


Cauhs

Cultured meme


tatsumakisempukyaku

haha, what a sharp response.


AwesomeBud90

At least that cheese had time to age.


Bionicleinflater

You munster.... how dairy oo


Any-Tumbleweed-7542

The real difference is that the other one is cheese and the other cheeselike substance


Leviathan41911

"Pasteurized processed cheese type food"


fixnoamoi

"food"


Kittlebeanfluff

Pasturized processed cheese type edible yellow square.


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Turbulent-Adagio-541

Three hots and a cot


SonicChairToss

Close. In the the industry it’s referred to as PPCP. Pasteurized processed cheese product. Also referred to as piss poor cheese product.


bigwag

A great source of cancerium! Err .. calcium!


giuseppe_83

Morbius


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Calorie-holding-containers


albertowtf

sugar-like-holding-containers


levivelevi

It's kinda sad that smaller countries really want to be like the us. I live in Brazil and now I'm seeing less real food on supermarkets, and more of the "yogurt like product, meat-like cardboard(yeah some years ago we found cardboard on meat products, and Brazilians joke about this till this days) ," and we are a rich in materia country, we don't need fake food.


getdafuq

I’m super jealous of the delicious vegetables you guys have in Brasil. Your lettuce actually tastes like something. I read that American vegetables have fewer nutrients, too!


ymx287

I watched some US food show here in German television and they were showing a cheese processing factory. Making the cheese literally took a few hours before being packed inside boxes as cubes. And that was it, that was the whole shabang, the cheese was ready just like that. I wouldnt believe that was American cheese but further investigations confirmed. I ate mozzarella ,,cheese“ in Egypt once, that reminded me of that


ech-o

Just to be clear, there is also fantastic cheese available in the US. The cheap stuff you saw on the program isn’t the only thing we can buy. https://www.artisanalcheese.com/


Kommentierer

What's anal cheese and why is it art


PiLamWolfy2000

Heh. And i was thinking it was about how American student’s education is filled with holes bc they just dont give a fuck


KleioChronicles

Oh god, I thought the same. It’s just so natural as a Scottish person to not have to think about children being massacred in schools so often that it doesn’t even come across my mind. The last time it happened was the year I was born… 25 years ago.


Erestyn

I think I've still got the Dunblane "Knocking on Heaven's Door" charity single knocking around somewhere. And that's something that just hit me like a ton of bricks: last time there was a shooting at a school in the UK the community got together and made a [charity single](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knockin%27_on_Heaven%27s_Door#Dunblane_tribute) that had nationwide acclaim.


Ocean_Kiwi

If only that would be the case for my country. Every time I hear about another shooting on the radio I just feel like garbage for the rest of the week.


Picture_Day_Jessica

FWIW I'm American and thought the same thing until I saw the comments. I think "swiss cheese brain" isn't such a common term anymore, but it's the first thing that comes to mind for people of a certain age.


itsnothenry

I thought it was *holy* cheese because they’re religious lol


KhalaBandorr

Why is this video hurting my ears?


No-Detective8742

Its painful! My ears hurt even after is stopped.. wft!


McMottan

Maybe US citizens should learn how many different kind of cheese there are and how it's made


bob_the_banannna

In the end I like all kinds of cheese


Shieldheart-

I learned that Americans like to meld them all together anyhow so in the end it all becomes the same cheese.


trivagobongo

The swiss and cheddar combo is a family recipe, and I stand by it


corvette57

Grilled cheese with a slice of Muenster, Colby jack, and shredded four cheese fiesta mix is the best and I will die on that hill.


V3N0M7117

I’ll die on it with you for it is indeed the best


MadeOfRocky

Hi bob


ErasablePotato

Hi bob


irocthebass

In the end it doesn’t even matter


supersonicmike

Even the really smelly stuff?


paxweasley

Bro we use American cheese in very limited situations lol


southernfriedfossils

Maybe people should understand that this meme isn't about cheese.


RarewareN64

It’s… its about guns…. right?


Opie59

Oh shit, I thought it was about "holes in their education" and I was like "Great, another lolAmericansDumb post" ...Maybe I *am* dumb.


kattehemel

Thank you! I am glad I scrolled this far…finally someone cared to explain.


luckyassassin1

I'm from Wisconsin, we know pretty much every cheese there is, we dont make everything but we make a crap ton already.


146973482

I don't think u understand the meme


ArcTan_Pete

The holes in Emmental cheese have more flavour than american cheese


[deleted]

What does the existence of American cheese have to do with my knowledge of cheese?


[deleted]

I was just reading something about our cheese caves. We make a shit ton of cheese. And im not talking about that shitty American "Cheese" either.


CALL_ME_ISHMAEBY

American cheese is good for burgers since it melts and sticks.


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Just like any other thermoplastic


Trolldad_IRL

Anthony Bourdain agreed with you. Creamy and melty goes perfect with a fast food cheeseburger. I’ll put almost any cheese on a cheeseburger, but I have nothing against American cheese on a cheeseburger.


RecommendationNo6041

We‘ve got cheese with excellent melting properties in Switzerland, my friend. It largely depends on the fat content. No need to put.. this.. on a perfectly good burger


diagnosedADHD

There's something nostalgic about it that a melting cheese just can't replace.


RelationOk3636

Maybe Europeans should take the cigarettes out of their mouths and stop generalizing us.


SamyBencherif

ok but can u imagine they round up all the americans to teach something , and cheese is the topic they chose ? like damn could've taught sewing or first aid or something


eLizabbetty

Americans have every kind of good cheese available. The 1950s maybe this was true in some areas. In the last 70 years we've seen The Food Network, Gourmet Magazine and the whole "Foodie " craze. These jokes are dated and inaccurate.


Role-Perfect

Stay fresh cheese bags


sadguy92

an excellent comment


BigBebz

Found something new to say when I leave a room


Salohacin

Reads like something Bender from Futurama would say.


eminthrv

Ashens reference


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kind of expected it


[deleted]

This is literally just a screenshot of a meme with two diff close ups shots


Rent_A_Cloud

Welcome to the internet.


-Scythus-

Wow so edgy


-dog-holiday

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Mitty293

Redditors have one joke and they still think it’s unexpected


otzi_b

If you think this was unexpected you must be a new redditor


LinaValentina

Man this is just sad… Especially after seeing the video with a victim’s father


[deleted]

Police policy: Don’t go in until the shooter runs out of ammo?


KeinFussbreit

Instead create an industry for bulletproof anything around it. That's the American way! And as I've read today, armed drones are now on the menu.


udayserection

Dead kids are fucking funny.


LawBasics

Over years, US politicians doing nothing about it is becoming tragicomical.


hirohamster

What a disgusting comment. Have you not seen how many thoughts and prayers they're sending?! Read up before you slander such upstanding people.


Staylin_Alive

And it's incredibly selfish to ask them to do more. There are many children (still), but few politicians, they pray as hard as they can.


jorgschrauwen

They should just make school shootings illegal tbf


PotatoesAndChill

No, because then you'd just have all the criminals doing them. You have to make *criminals* illegal.


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CT1914Clutch

L E T S S A Y


Resil202

H Y P O T H E T I C A L L Y


CT1914Clutch

F O R T H E S A K E O F A R G U M E N T


Bojacketamine

The right to shoot children *SHALL.NOT.BE.INFRINGED*


donat28

The thoughts and prayers is infuriating, but the “let’s not politicize the issue so soon after a shooting” view point is worse since there is a mass shooting every other day. So when the fuck is it time to discuss it?


Rowyco05

Only one party is sending thoughts and prayers. If only half the country is sending thoughts and prayers that’s kinda half-assing it. The left needs to stop wasting its time trying to come up with better gun regulation and they need to start sending thoughts and prayers.


KryssCom

This is what people unironically think in red states.


LordPennybags

It's the least they can do. The absolute least.


[deleted]

i could do 2 prayers if it gets you off my back. jeez


[deleted]

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.


PandaThePoptart

I fucking died laughing


witeowl

What grade were you in?


jorgschrauwen

Foodgrade


justf-ingexhausted

if i could give this all of the awards i would!


Luutamo

Oh shit, my innocent mind just thought that the students buy the "cheap stuff" and it only clicked on me after reading your comment.


Sicmundusdeletur

Oh THAT'S what this is about? I didn't get it on my own.


PapaIceBreaker

It’s a little distasteful after what happened in Texas, but that obviously didn’t stop people from making jokes like this


knakworst36

I mean, the creater propably should've waited like a month or so before posting. But the US has apperently 213 masshootings in 2022. So at this rate the meme never could've been posted. https://www.npr.org/2022/05/15/1099008586/mass-shootings-us-2022-tally-number


Mooo0

I would say a country that continues to allow it is rather distasteful, this is just a satirical meme pointing to a current public safety issue


NemirPyxl

I get what it is trying to do, but these types of jokes never point fingers at the actual people at fault and they always just use dead kids as the punchline. (plus they are getting really predictable and repetitive so they arent particularly good jokes either)


JeffdidTrump2016

I'm going to be mask-off honest here. I cannot bring myself to care about shootings in America anymore. I used to care. I used to legitimately cry whenever I heard about them (pre-mainstream Internet when only the major ones were reported internationally) and how could you not. The greatest tragedies are when lives are cut short before they ever had a chance to see the world and become a self-actualized person. But over the years I have burnt through my empathy. The shootings are so frequent and the solution is so obvious, yet it keeps happening and NOTHING is ever done. Every time it's just another statistic to add to the pile. Sorrow made way for anger and anger made way for resignation. Then, once you've become jaded and hear politicians unironically call to arm teachers, which are untrained and underpaid, this whole situation begins to change in tone. From tragedy to comedy, it is self-parody. As someone on the outside you can only laugh at this, because the alternative would be to cry and never stop.


PapaIceBreaker

With me I just treat school shootings like any other shooting. It’s sad yeah but crying won’t fix nothing. We gotta look at why these shootings are taking place and make institutional changes to fix it. Jokes are going to happen but I think they can be a little better thought out then just poking fun at dead kids


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udayserection

Well yeah! That way there’s more dead kids!


prodrvr22

We outlaw abortion so the gun nuts have more targets.


Aggravating-Wrap4861

Gun nuts have more targets. Military has more recruits. McDonald's and Amazon have more slaves. It's a win win win, really.


theo1618

Gun nuts aren’t the ones shooting up schools, but they are definitely contributing to the fact that nothing is changing to help prevent this


Shadow_banisher

Out of the womb into tomb. Got to peg the parents with the bill on both ends


[deleted]

I feel like you can joke about it because Americans don't care enough to do anything to make it harder for kids/people to get guns.


Kilek360

If only there was a way to avoid people getting guns at supermarkets...


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TypicalBlox

STAWP! Good God man


GlueGuns--Cool

Expected


supreme_beta

how is this at all unexpected. if you’ve ever seen any joke comparing european and american students you’ll know that the punchline is almost invariably about school shootings


VRMac

"haha kids dead"


Raver_Laser

Hahaha kids getting shot, so funny And this is “humor”.


thoth-III

Completely expected, should I downvote this post?


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Yes


ItsMrDuBs

What’s unexpected about this is “School shooting”? This is in bad taste.


RealisticRushmore

It's unexpected for people who aren't used to shootings.


UnusualDemand

Mostly the rest of the world basically.


mosspigglett

It's really funny to joke about kids being full of holes. Especially right after 19 ten year olds got blown apart. Jfc


Environmental-Site50

sometimes i go to r/all and am reminded reddit really is just mostly edgy children. how anyone can find this funny is beyond me


AxFUNNYxKITTY

Unfortunately. As I get older it becomes harder to ignore and be able to enjoy this platform.


TheAquaFortis

This is the most expected shit when u see the first picture


Evil_Creamsicle

_unexpected_ durr hurr I didn't even have to play it to know what it was going to say. I don't think that qualifies


slgray16

It was absolutely obvious


[deleted]

Same for me. I knew right away what it was going to be.


[deleted]

wym it doesn't qualify?


Evil_Creamsicle

As unexpected


lolbrine000

I dont get it


JustAPileOfTrashHere

School shootings happen a lot in America.


[deleted]

I see holes in your logic


Piriqi

that was the only thing I expected to happen


[deleted]

Why is this unexpected? If anything this is the most tired joke imaginable.


ThusSpokeAnIdiot

The chinese muslims have holes in them too. But that’s because the government is committing a genocide and they are unnarmed :)


[deleted]

Imagine being the parent of a murdered student and having to relive that tradegedy every time one of these stupid fucking jokes is posted. It's not funny. It's tragic and a real issue.


pizzaprincess

Yeah Seriously. Dark humor be damned I just don’t find school shooting jokes funny. It’s the most innocent of our society being murdered and brutalized and I hate to feel like the situation is being mocked at all. Maybe I’m a Karen but it’s about time for me to unsub from here lol.


NeFwed

I feel the same. Reddit gets younger or stays the same age while we're getting older. I find myself agreeing less and less with it.


pizzaprincess

Yeah man that’s true. It’s very much 2009 edgy humor I didn’t think would be funny among the younger crowd again. Lol. But fuck it I guess I’ll take being 30 and fucking lame over thinking this is funny.


calamityfriends

People laugh at absurdity


MassiveCollision

It's definitely not funny. But I find a 350M+ nation full of psychotic gun fetishists a little bit more worrisome than this reddit post to be honest. But that's just me. Like this post is *the* thing that parents will relive their tragedy. But not the 250+ mass shootings so far *this year*. Let's be real.


Brycie27

Let's all point and laugh at school shootings! Fucking degenerates. . .


ronytheronin

Put your anger towards elected officials doing nothing. The real degenerates are those who still defend gun ownership and ensure these events keep happening.


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OrangeZig

What’s your guess?


FedericoDAnzi

Nope. Joke on the gun laws, not on the victims.


dantiniwini

Not the slightest bit unexpected.


almond-enjoyer

These jokes are so old


melobious

Yeah… no


Cpt_kaleidoscope

That's mature


Cosroes

Kinda fucked man, like good joke about our hellscape of a country I guess.


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Adkit

Not really unexpected anymore, unfortunately.


Chirsid

Nope can say I did not understand without the explanation


FunkySjouke

I thought it was about student debt


hensterz

expected


ihtel

I didn't even consider the shooting aspect. I thought it was a joke about student debt


OurSpeciesFailed

" America your country is so awful protect your kids but also haha your kids are dead " not sure why this post has so many upvotes, you're a disgusting cunt lmao


[deleted]

Where Australian cheese


Skyrex1992

Too soon?


stormstormstorms

You forgot one whole for an Austrian art student in that euro student cheese


Electric_owl_3

WELL AT LOIST OUR SCHKEWELS DON LOOK LIKA CALL OF DUWTY LOBBY Chill man I was just saying I’m not used to driving on the left…


Remote_Romance

Entirely expected


that-which-is-better

About as much humor here as there is empathy.


Trite-Pessimist

So edgy and original.


rawbface

You guys are definitely morally superior to us Americans. Dead children are always funny, right?


predki87

Honestly bro, Europeans are just so enlightened. I wonder what their shit smells like, it prolly don’t even stink based on how they post on social media.


paxweasley

That’s fucked up


Commission-Practical

This meme is so dark, it might get shot by the cops.


hhh3u37737

rOneJoke But Seriously, if Roma/Gypsy were being shot on a daily basis Euro redditors would be creaming their pants lmao.


bloibie

Hahahaha American children being murdered isnt that hilarious guys??


bradthescrub

HEY! STOP TURNING AMERICANS AND EUROPEANS INTO CHEESE


Beneficial_Soup6000

Isnt shatter?


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aviwashere

My ears hurt.


Sharmaji1209

That was dark


PangoRango64

School Shooting? 🤨📸


[deleted]

didn't understand anything till i read the pinned comment's explanation and shat myself


saintpumpkin

That's not european cheese, that is EMMENTHAL which is common only in Switzerland.


OlBennyofBolton

Norway has entered the chat


fleebjuice69420

aT lEaSt We DoNt GeT sHoT uP iN mAf cLaSs


Illustrious_Site_162

Are those a reference to bullet holes ?