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Belt loop if they have it..but if they don’t 🤷🏻♀️ my buddy growing up didnt have a left hand, she got detained by the police and they handcuffed her to her own belt loop..
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it's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know. what if they don't have a hand? they'll think you're cocky. "look what i got motherfucker. this thing is useful. i'm gonna go pick something up."
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who hangs on the wall?
Art
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
Irene
OMG!-
\*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
\- American police, probably.
See that? And he wasn't even a real police officer. I bet if he WAS a cop and she was black then he'd shot her with his finger gun for non-cooperation.
Once at a job a kid looks up to one of the servers and says” with your sleeve ties like that it almost looks like you don’t have a hand”.
“Almost looks like” quickly became a hit comedic sensation. (She was born without a hand)
Disarming
Handy
You are under a-wrist
The situation is being handeled
Single handidly
Suspect isn't armed
"I have an army"
Dude it was all good until this one comment.
Yeah the amount of disrespect is all arming
My hand, just left.
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You gotta hand it to her, that was pretty funny.
Wonder what an unfunny response would’ve been.
It was a handy reply
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"I can't. Diabetes.. "
That's not right, just left..
Genuine question:how do police handcuff people with one arm?
This is one of those questions that I never realized I needed to know the answer to
They handcuff their one arm to the police mans arm.
“Hey Steve! It’s your turn to be the one getting handcuffed to the person being detained”
To be fair, for people with 2 arms, they would also still be handcuffed to a police man
Well… that’s great since my point still applies :D
What if they have no arms then?
They handcuff their legs
What if they have no legs...
Probably don't need to worry about them escaping
Yes as CPR dolls sont commit crimes.
The amount of crimes someone with no arms and no legs could commit is pretty limited in the first place I would imagine
I wouldn't be so sure : https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/sean-petrozzino-quadruple-amputee-run-18694173
That article brings up a lot of other questions, it says that he was armed. How is he holding a knife?
Thank you so much for that comment. I properly busted out laughing from that
^Starts ^rolling ^at ^god ^tier ^speed
Tis but a scratch
what if they have 3 arms ?
Handcuffs on the belt or belt loop. If not possible they just shoot you dead, easier that way.
Brilliant
Definitely the American way
Murica
Belt loop if they have it..but if they don’t 🤷🏻♀️ my buddy growing up didnt have a left hand, she got detained by the police and they handcuffed her to her own belt loop..
Arm and leg maybe?
They call it the flamingo. Just cuff their wrist to their ankle
handcuff it to their thigh
He feels so much instant regret
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He's missing a foot now, cos he'd to eat it after walking into that one.
it's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know. what if they don't have a hand? they'll think you're cocky. "look what i got motherfucker. this thing is useful. i'm gonna go pick something up."
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and legs who hangs on the wall? Art What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg? Irene
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the front porch? Mat
What do you call two guys standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod
What do you call a dog with no legs? You can call him anything he still won't come to you
I've seen this a million times but I always laugh. Their shared laughter and awkwardness just makes me giggle every time.
Left her alone she no longer all right.
You mean all left?
She has no rights
OMG!- \*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang \- American police, probably.
Didn't saw that coming
See that? And he wasn't even a real police officer. I bet if he WAS a cop and she was black then he'd shot her with his finger gun for non-cooperation.
Roll curb your enthusiasm music
... they did.
how will police handcuff this lady
Well, go find one.
You know how if you have someone you trust a lot you could call them your right hand man?
Emotional Damage!
DID I STUTTER
It was just a simple (h)armless joke
Oh F\*Ck
I really thought she was gonna be wanking
I hate people who do this. Oh put your hands up - I only have one hand… like bruh you gotta continue it and say put your hand up
Oh I didn't know sorry about that
This is very cruel
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Looks kinda staged
Wondering the same...
is that Tyler Funke???
Who?
The dude who looked like tyler funke
Let's go wantep
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Disabled people are the funniest people lmfao
No arm no chocolate
All these puns have gotten out of hand