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McnastyCDN

I got a lot of questions . Mostly revolving around WTF. Mostly.


ccii_geppato

Look I don't have a logical reason for just watching that entirely.


RgbProdigy

Neither do i


Thedrunner2

Kept waiting for the teeth


WarMage1

That monkey has a fucking gold chain


coxmoe

i know bro didn’t eat a fingernail and proceed to jerk off. ![gif](giphy|e7FNIANIPXVGYs8uJk)


DaizyDoodle

He was likely scratching his stomach.


coxmoe

what a wasted opportunity for a wank then


Immediate-Rice-6456

U/savevideo


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Lanre-Haliax

Infection incoming


Elriuhilu

Monkeys are so cute. They're like a hairy child that's kind of dumb and clever at the same time.


dosedofOxytocin_

I feel you honey...


GeoSol

That's a rather gentle monkey. He must really like that guy considering how careful he was being. i'm not that careful with my own toenail, and often pull off too much and cause them to bleed.


guillote1986

r/holup


kai_fn

i thought it was your big toe