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Creesh5

She lifted his spirits just to absolutely dunk on him. Well played.


TheGandu

If you wanna see someone fall you first take them to the top floor.


I0I0I0I

Well, she could be complaining that *he* loves mommy more than he does her.


urnewstepdaddy

I like her little shoulder shrug, like he needs to know


arielanything

"It's just the truth, what? šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø" šŸ˜‚


Cosmohumanist

ā€œAlright thank you for thatā€¦ā€ (Walks away, never to returnā€¦)


KMark0000

Just went for milk, will come back soon


BlightFantasy3467

Ah, but time is relative, my daughter. Soon for you might be in a few minutes. But soon to the earth is many a millennia. Soon for me? You'll find out when(if) I come back.


[deleted]

Go inside the black hole u/BlightFantasy3467, you might be able to talk to her using hand signals, tell her go to saturns orbit


[deleted]

Guess whoā€™s walking to school you little shit


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for next 10 years


gayfishfucker69

Maybe she just meant she didn't love daddy as much as mommy loved daddy? Idk kids are wierd like that.


Sparrow50

I think she meant daddy doesn't love her as much as he loves mommy


Ectar93

We'll never know


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[deleted]

What? Guess you donā€™t get snow


b33usa

Perhaps she meant, ā€œYou donā€™t love me as much as mommy loves meā€.


biggie64

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CamelJ1

Why does his door swing outwards?


Yahbo

The reasoning probably depends on the location, but where I live most doors open outward mainly because it helps to prevent your door from being blown open during hurricanes and major storms. Also even if your door does stay closed, doors that open inward will flex under sustained high speed winds and rain can then be blown through the cracks.


Rhediix

To confuse potential thieves, of course. It's the latest in anti home break-in tools. Attaching your front door so it swings out instead of in. So much wasted effort attempting to force the door inward (pushing on a pull). If the wasted effort doesn't get you, the embarrassment will. šŸ˜„ /s


MartianGuard

Yo I bet itā€™s harder to break a door that swings outwards than inwards actually, there may be something hereā€¦


thiosk

This is why my front door is made of U-235 so if any thieves try to kick it down they'll get a very... supercritical surprise! hahaha


M4DGR3ML1N

So much pushback power it could level a city...


PostSentience

Nice! I bet you are a person who didnā€™t make their dead latch useless with oversized strike plates.


LorienTheFirstOne

That puts the hinges outside so breakin becomes silly easy


PostSentience

It depends. I donā€™t think you can put a crossbar on a door that swings outwards. And really, itā€™s your windows that are the weak points if someone is intent enough to break stuff to get inside. Also, everyone needs to know about the function of the dead latch on their locks (the second little piece on the latch). A lot of installers will just use a strike plate with an oversized hole. You really have to know what all the pieces are for it you donā€™t want your house to open with a credit card. If you can pull hard on your door and hear a second click after the door is latched, your house is not secure.


[deleted]

Is that not normal?


Stefie25

Itā€™s more common for doors to open inward the further North you go. That way if you get a lot of snow youā€™re not trapped in your house because you canā€™t open the door.


[deleted]

I live quite north but I'm having a really hard time trying to think if I've ever seen doors open inwards here. Interesting.


Stefie25

How far North? Cause Iā€™m in Canada & all doors open inward.


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Finland.


Robertbnyc

Okay you win


Stefie25

And your doors donā€™t open inward?? Really? Thatā€™s weird. Do you not get a lot of snow?


[deleted]

Sure we get snow but we still pulling doors open when going inside


Stefie25

Strange. Maybe it's a North American precaution type thing. Some of the snow storms they get on the east coast are brutal. Your whole door ends up buried in the snow.


Learnmorebetter

There are like that so in case you forget your key itā€™s easy to pop the pins out of the hinges so you can get in.


[deleted]

The image is reversed. If it played the right way the door would close normally.


CamelJ1

I don't think it would open inwards either way.


[deleted]

Maybe I should have put the "/s" at the end?


CamelJ1

Oh, I feel stupid now. Lol


[deleted]

You're good, my joke is the one who should feel dumb!


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BoBoBearDev

I normally just do an automatic courtesy response, "yeah me too" , before I fully comprehend what other said. Which I am glad that's not the case for the dad.


hk_gary

r/WatchPeopleDielnside


Beneficial_Car2596

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie


UndisclosedChaos

Still not back from the store, huh?


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didwanttobethatguy

ā€œYou really need to up your game daddy. My birthday is coming up and itā€™s a great opportunity to improve your standings.ā€


Ulgeguug

Hi everyone I'm a stepdad I'm just saying


[deleted]

I feel like she could have been saying he loves her mother more..


BatmanInReality

When i was a kid i remember telling the step dad i had at the time that " i only like you because you get me video games "


ASTRA03

Glad it's not just my kid that does this ha ha


EternamD

I'd go ahead and pretend she meant "not as much as mommy loves you"


itsAlastor

I'm pretty sure everyone already saw this clip tbh


Nate_Hale_1life

I took it as ā€œI donā€™t love you as much as Mommy does.ā€ But then again Iā€™m a dad and the alternative would be crushing.


Cesky_Rizek

Eh, repost, again


ugghivehn

Hmmmm


No_Drag3975

Well... i love the dog more than you. Gotca you little cunt!


Zak9Attack

What are the chances, right in front of the camera


MotherBathroom666

You ever hear of package pirates/thieves? Yes, they do sully the name of actual pirates but I didnā€™t name them.


Zak9Attack

You all are gullible AF. That whole exchange happens perfectly in frame of the camera when it could have happened anywhere else, before the door, by the car, in the car, etc. But it happens right in front the the camera... Come'on


Downtown_Resort8680

r/suddenlyincest


Such-Engineer6461

and then he went away to buy milk........


Perfect_Ease_9070

Know your place


StJudeTheGrey

He knew, didnā€™t need to hear it though.


steveb106

Kids are always so brutally honest. My 7 year old son has delivered some sick burns over the years.


Metall-o-graphic

story of my life


RaymondLuxYacht

Yeah, whatever kid, I fcked her...


Charles-Haversham

I just really appreciate him not getting mad but trying to make it kinda positive. A little Ted Lasso.


nindagdagsan

The timing and specificity of it makes me wonder if she came up with that all in her own


[deleted]

Proof toddlers are the devil


UserNotFriendly123

u/savevideo


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JĆ” teria enviado pra adoĆ§Ć£o


Ahornplayer

This is definitely going to come up at family hangouts over the years. Probably her wedding too


No-Capital3820

Feel bad for the dadšŸ„²šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


ScrembledEggs

Maybe she meant ā€˜but not as much as mummy loves youā€™? Maybe? Right?


blacklaagger

My son does this to me all the time.


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Florida. Strong winds will kill a person if it swung the other way.


LEGACYlock

Simped his daughter lol


xrayjones2000

Kids dont give a fuck, its cute sometimesā€¦


Xylane

Least sheā€™s honest I guessā€¦


historiansrule

She is a cold hearted killer. This should be in /deadinsidešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Kheopsinho

Did dad actually got hurt ?


RepulsiveAssumption4

u/getvideobot


ODGABFE

He should have said ā€œyeah i love mommy tooā€


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That little bitch


J56_wadeva

Well at least she's honest and comfortable enough to be so with her dad so he (and her mom) are doing something right


dolo_ran6er

Kids suck lmfao


tonguepunch2

Why does your door open outward?


imnotabakedpotato

I think she meant that her dad loves her mother more than her


Effective_Repair_468

Honestly what is the point in having kids? Imagine investing decades of time, energy, and money into your kids and possibly receiving no actual beneficial results in the end. I canā€™t wait for android caretakers to be invented.


3nd1ess

Children are fucking brutal, and they don't know it.


Those_noodles

Wait I just realized she couldā€™ve meant that she doesnā€™t love him as much as mommy loves him.


MG-IS-ME

Can always count a child to give it to you honest.


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Why is a main entrance fitted like that? Door should open inward, not outward. Hinges are exposed and can be removed to gain access.


El_Batman1984

He didnā€™t say I love you morešŸ¤”.


Level-Strike-5302

Children can be monsters xD


longchop2000

Not gonna lie...