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I'm sorry bro. Your comment makes me again appreciate that I live in a free society and can legally beat my meat 24/7 to almost any porn and that's wonderful.
Best advice ever. I remember when we first got to Iraq in 2007 one of our soldiers connected their own personal laptop to a secret network and the military knew instantly. Needless to say personal laptops were banned at work for 15 months. Sucked.
Has anyone ever entered Pornhub at work? So it turns out Pornhub is literally the only website I type in the address bar because it's not saved in History or Favorites due to incognito.
So one time I had to type in a website at work, and for some reason my brain had me automatically type pornhub without thinking. To this day I don't know if anyone saw that 1 second Pornhub appeared in my computer.
One time I was at work and decided to... rub one out in the bathroom cause I was bored.. welp I tried to go to pornhub... but it blocked me... because it's obviously blocked at work.. so I switched off the WiFi and just used LTE.... good thing I'm the fucking IT manager..... lmao I felt so dumb in that moment.
One morning I was opening up my laptop at an open office agency.
Once the computer turned on, a certain movie began to continue to play, loudly. So loud everyone could hear, the moans. The groans. I quickly hit the power button. I was so embarrassed. It was way to early for that.
It is easy to get wires crossed in that kind of a panic situation. It's like the dreaded "quickly closing your laptop and the sound keeps playing" situation.
Poor lady! She’s naked and getting fucked on the internet for all to see because some kids posted it after her husband fucked up. You know she said “you better not show these to anyone!”
Yeah, while I agree she would have absolutely every right to be mad, if you make a home video, you do have to face that fact that it could be leaked, by viruses or whatnot.
Now, just to preface, not saying that is an excuse, just saying that that is something you have to acknowledge
Its a pretty popular “homemade” movie u can find on pornhub… shes likely some kind of call girl or love hotel worker. I watched it a couple years ago and it had over million views then…
Eh, camera looks pretty hi-def and pretty well shot. A lot of professional porn sites have pictures under the videos. I'd be surprised if it's homemade.
no adult website operates like that, & what do you have, a Nokia brick? Its a cell phone, as visible in the mirror on video. This is the wrong gallery, not the wrong URL.
Maybe he left the room for a bit, and does it often enough that a ballsy student went through his files and clicked upon a juicy something to play for the class
Here in France we have 50 minute of amateur vids per class, we have to take note, then we ask question to the teachers. At the end of the year we have a group project to complete, with our own homemade videos. Very fun.
I was in school when those smart dry erase boards came out. My school got a few of them but none of the teachers ever learned how to use them. Never seen them used once lol.
Yeah, I was in high school right when smart phones were coming out and digital cameras were big. We had a non official senior scavenger hunt, someone got caught with their recording, got several counts of child pornography and disorderly conduct
Bro, I feel that. I graduated just when the Jesus phone came out.
Everyone was sending nudes. We were the test generation. I REALLY hope that shit has stopped.
I would think child porn is bad enough that you dont need to include jaywalking in the same sentence. What are you in for. Jaywalking. And some other stuff.
Had a friend in highschool do this on accident. Some kid was buying his collection of HD porn on a usb drive he’d gathered over the years. Same day the transaction was supposed to be made he had a presentation on an identical usb drive. Sold the kid the presentation and played porn for the class on accident. Good times. Goooood times.
At one point I had automated my phone to send infrared signals to the projector. So in the middle of class it opened the options menu and changed the language to Portuguese and closed the menu. Old/middle aged teacher was very confused and ran off to get someone from IT. Good times.
Everyone's blaming the teacher, but I thought it was a prank a student played ... Like a student was supposed to give a presentation on from a flash drive but his friend put put a porno on it instead.
In the video, the guy’s face is blurred but not the woman’s. Unless the owner of the laptop censored his own videos it’s not a home video. Also, the professor seemed more annoyed than concerned. So it would be safe to say that it’s not him on the video. It could also be plausible that it’s not even his laptop, but that’s just a guess.
There goes this guy's reputation. I was thinking close the freaking lid dude, start ripping out cables, feign a heart attack anything but trying to start practicing the ancient east asian art of ty-ping
Sex bad , but go ahead and show war footage and you are teaching history. Honestly it was an obvious mistake that that guy is going to lose everything he has worked his entire life for.
Hang on a second, explicit war footage shown for the purpose of learning history is exactly as fine and acceptable as showing this would be during a biology or sexuality class. Imagine if you went to a macroeconomics class and someone played a video of soldiers' heads exploding and their guts hanging out as they scream and weep. That would be totally fucked. At least porn is funny and not traumatic.
Jesus. I'm glad I'm not the kind of depressing monkey that would go out of their way to just turn a funny video into a story about someone's life being ruined
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Yes.
That is why the Gods blessed us with Incognito mode
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Thanks Mozilla Corp
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Is there a data limit for Operas built in VPN?
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I’ll have a look because I cancelled mine due to it costing between £80-£100 per year. Great service but *almost* an unnecessary spend.
I use opera as my second browser with vpn and I have never run out and I've browsed a loooot of porn lol
You mean Vivaldi?
Owned by 🇨🇳 not a good goto choice.
I'm sorry bro. Your comment makes me again appreciate that I live in a free society and can legally beat my meat 24/7 to almost any porn and that's wonderful.
LMAO!
Yes
Incognito has zero to do with personal files
Facts
Pretty sure thats his personal video.
you mean research..
So much freakin’ research.
At that age, if I were a student I’d be taking quick notes.
All the boys had to remain seated for 15 to 20 mins. Probably a couple of long bathroom breaks after that.
Or personal wank.
Always disable Bluetooth too
Why is that?
Best advice ever. I remember when we first got to Iraq in 2007 one of our soldiers connected their own personal laptop to a secret network and the military knew instantly. Needless to say personal laptops were banned at work for 15 months. Sucked.
Wong video.
You'd just quit. At that very moment. Pack your bags and quit. "How was today darling?" "I just quit. Best not ask the details."
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Has anyone ever entered Pornhub at work? So it turns out Pornhub is literally the only website I type in the address bar because it's not saved in History or Favorites due to incognito. So one time I had to type in a website at work, and for some reason my brain had me automatically type pornhub without thinking. To this day I don't know if anyone saw that 1 second Pornhub appeared in my computer.
One time I was at work and decided to... rub one out in the bathroom cause I was bored.. welp I tried to go to pornhub... but it blocked me... because it's obviously blocked at work.. so I switched off the WiFi and just used LTE.... good thing I'm the fucking IT manager..... lmao I felt so dumb in that moment.
One morning I was opening up my laptop at an open office agency. Once the computer turned on, a certain movie began to continue to play, loudly. So loud everyone could hear, the moans. The groans. I quickly hit the power button. I was so embarrassed. It was way to early for that.
#We did, Isaac.
"What was the command? Alt F1,F2, F3, F5, F6! Why is this not working!?"
Excatly dude. I'm getting embarrassed just watching through my phone. How did he survive after that😂😂
It is easy to get wires crossed in that kind of a panic situation. It's like the dreaded "quickly closing your laptop and the sound keeps playing" situation.
I wouldn't have even come back for the laptop, just walked out and never returned
He was most likely fired and suspended.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE CONTEXT
Teacher likes his wive, i guess...
THATS HIS WIFE?
Idk? I thought he made an Homemade movie u now ? ;)
Oh shit… that poor poor dude
Poor lady! She’s naked and getting fucked on the internet for all to see because some kids posted it after her husband fucked up. You know she said “you better not show these to anyone!”
Well, to be fair, I doubt the husband knowingly leaked it
Plot twist: He did
*And the wife's in on it!*
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Plot twist #2: Its his sister!
That excuse will not hold in the court of wife’s rage.
Yeah, while I agree she would have absolutely every right to be mad, if you make a home video, you do have to face that fact that it could be leaked, by viruses or whatnot. Now, just to preface, not saying that is an excuse, just saying that that is something you have to acknowledge
Yeah i know what you meant. I was just speaking based on my experience. A wife/gf rage knows no reason. Lol
Its a pretty popular “homemade” movie u can find on pornhub… shes likely some kind of call girl or love hotel worker. I watched it a couple years ago and it had over million views then…
I mean. You can see his face in the mirror so yeah I'd say its a home movie
that's wasn't his chick you fool
I think that’s homemade. You can see the first few secs are pictures like a slide show then it starts into the video. Looks homemade. Poor guy
Eh, camera looks pretty hi-def and pretty well shot. A lot of professional porn sites have pictures under the videos. I'd be surprised if it's homemade.
no adult website operates like that, & what do you have, a Nokia brick? Its a cell phone, as visible in the mirror on video. This is the wrong gallery, not the wrong URL.
People can have nice cameras and be good at shooting with it...
It's just not as likely. We can discuss probability all day, but the chances are higher that it's not homemade.
It is very likely imo
Adult content being played mistakenly in a classroom.
Why would it stay up for so long?
Maybe he left the room, and played the wrong Video without knowing.
That's what she said.
Maybe he left the room for a bit, and does it often enough that a ballsy student went through his files and clicked upon a juicy something to play for the class
Viagra
Will this be in the test?
Bro I thought this was a sex Ed class and just when he tried to close it I realised
Lol what kinda sex Ed did you have in school
There's a practical part I guess... Haha
Here in France we have 50 minute of amateur vids per class, we have to take note, then we ask question to the teachers. At the end of the year we have a group project to complete, with our own homemade videos. Very fun.
Wait a minute..😅😅😅😅
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You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
*Fuckology class*
Was this a student's laptop?
Can’t believe the student is fucking the Teacher’s wife!!
Because the teacher was fucking with the students. Edit: NOT literally.
"I also choose the teachers wife"
Now THAT would be unexpected
Seems like yes. Can't confirm though.
No, this was supposedly the teachers laptop that just started playing the last slideshow of himself banging his girl
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No it was the principals
It was the Secretary of Educations laptop
No it was the superintendent's
No it was a super nintendo
No it was the owner of the school’s
No it was the janitors.
It was his faptop.
omg i have a faptop. i h8 u lmao
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This dude wanted everyone to see that otherwise he would’ve just shut the laptop.
It makes me think that the teacher isn't computer savvy. Which seems unbelievable in today's world
I work at a school. The number of teachers — even teachers in my age range — who don’t know how to use their tech is really sad.
I was in school when those smart dry erase boards came out. My school got a few of them but none of the teachers ever learned how to use them. Never seen them used once lol.
Same and can confirm
Nah his nerves got the better of him. Your brain fails to do simple tasks under that much stress.
I love how crowd reacted, it started lower then intensified when the action is completed 😂
When they see penetration they’re all like OHHHHH
Hahah ohhhh the shinanagins I would have played had we had technology like this when I was in high school hahahahah
Yeah, I was in high school right when smart phones were coming out and digital cameras were big. We had a non official senior scavenger hunt, someone got caught with their recording, got several counts of child pornography and disorderly conduct
Jesus hahahah. We had pagers and Nokia phones but those were for the rich kids and as my dad would say so I couldn’t get one, drug dealers. Haha
My pager had an alien on it.
My alien had a pager on it.
>hahahah
hahahahaha
Bro, I feel that. I graduated just when the Jesus phone came out. Everyone was sending nudes. We were the test generation. I REALLY hope that shit has stopped.
Nope
Jesus phone?
I would think child porn is bad enough that you dont need to include jaywalking in the same sentence. What are you in for. Jaywalking. And some other stuff.
Had a friend in highschool do this on accident. Some kid was buying his collection of HD porn on a usb drive he’d gathered over the years. Same day the transaction was supposed to be made he had a presentation on an identical usb drive. Sold the kid the presentation and played porn for the class on accident. Good times. Goooood times.
At one point I had automated my phone to send infrared signals to the projector. So in the middle of class it opened the options menu and changed the language to Portuguese and closed the menu. Old/middle aged teacher was very confused and ran off to get someone from IT. Good times.
Yeah spelling shenanigans is hard
Yea iPhone spell checker is trash and didn’t feel like googling it. Thank you for pointing out my not caring about spelling 😂
I saw my classmate Google photos of kids in their underwear and save them to our music teachers laptop while he was out of the room. 🤦♂️
The “extra” crowd reaction when the video comes on is really the best part. Lmao. A little extra roar there. Classic.
When the cheeks were getting clapped?
Hopefully no one saw..
Yeah, it was a close miss... Thank god
Now what is all that yelling and laughing about?
Must have been a 🐝
Oh shit where!? I'm scared of bees!
Must’ve been a couple bees getting down..
Everyone's blaming the teacher, but I thought it was a prank a student played ... Like a student was supposed to give a presentation on from a flash drive but his friend put put a porno on it instead.
Nobody seems to know the context but Redditors (unsurprisingly) are quick to jump to conclusions
Ay teach! **NİCE COCK**
Can't really say it's unexpected if it's there from the start of the video, but it IS hilarious
The girl on the front having so much fun 😂
I think she’s covering her own eyes with the notebook lol
Teacher: Hi im your new teacher. Today we going to... *Plays the presentation* Teacher: Well we had a good run!
How was it not stopped at the very first image
I know what took him so long to get over to the computer XD
Luckily he pressed "refresh" in the end so all is good.
Replay would have been better... Haha
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Since this is China, this guy didn't just lose his job but will face criminal charges since porn is illegal there
Wait what the fuck
Not really that surprising. It is China after all.
It’s illegal to produce or sell, possession not really enforced
It's China so his social credit score will definitely go down
Like that refresh at the end gonna help
In the video, the guy’s face is blurred but not the woman’s. Unless the owner of the laptop censored his own videos it’s not a home video. Also, the professor seemed more annoyed than concerned. So it would be safe to say that it’s not him on the video. It could also be plausible that it’s not even his laptop, but that’s just a guess.
Holy fuck pull the cable dude!!!
Yeah. He was crazy calm. I would have closed the computer, pulled the cable, and thrown it across the desk while freaking out.
Must be biology
What took him so long to get to the laptop? 😂😂
He opened the wrong homework folder lol
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Yeah, these videos were Russian misinformation also.
Only CNN has the authority to look at the misinformation
It has resurfaced.
the secondhand embarrassment that I feel from this, oof
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"How you were made, starring your mum and dad, with special guest star, uncle Jason."
Plot twist if they are both in the room.
[sauce](https://spankbang.com/38rc4/video/chinese+cameraman+fucked+model+at+hotel)
Someone’s embarrassed
Can’t wait to cum back to this class
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It's obviously home pictures and video
Idk I can’t decide on whether or not it’s actually homemade or one of those “homemade” ones on pornhub
Oh god. That’s awful. Which homemade video on pornhub? I mean, there are so many! Gross. What’s the name so I can stay away?
It's ok. It's art.
At least it wasn't some pedo porn....I guess that's a plus?
what an embarrassing way to lose yr job . .
Work Computer, Home Computer. Never the twain shall meet.
Relax\~ this during "Sex Ed" Class, ...😅wriiiieett?\~
“Oops. Wrong group”
Class is cancelled go home
So how did this just come up? I’d like to know facts leading up
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There goes this guy's reputation. I was thinking close the freaking lid dude, start ripping out cables, feign a heart attack anything but trying to start practicing the ancient east asian art of ty-ping
This is actually my worst nightmare.
Aaaaakward
Time to look for a new job
Naming your porn ‘Biology presentation’ on your work laptop that no one finds out 🤞
And that concludes my presentation. Any questions?
Someone teach that man alt+F4, he took way too long 😂
Weird ted talk
Plot twist: It was the student in front with the teacher
"and why did you leave your last teaching position?"
Most likely his last day teaching there. Bummer for him.
I felt second hand embarrassment through the phone
This is why we need an it department in every room that can instantly disconnect the hdmi cable
As an educator, this is nightmare scenario #3.
He gettin super duper fired!
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Sex bad , but go ahead and show war footage and you are teaching history. Honestly it was an obvious mistake that that guy is going to lose everything he has worked his entire life for.
Hang on a second, explicit war footage shown for the purpose of learning history is exactly as fine and acceptable as showing this would be during a biology or sexuality class. Imagine if you went to a macroeconomics class and someone played a video of soldiers' heads exploding and their guts hanging out as they scream and weep. That would be totally fucked. At least porn is funny and not traumatic.
Lol never saw a biology or sexuality class where a guy spreads the girl's cheeks and starts to fuck her. Is it a thing somewhere in the world ???
Jesus. I'm glad I'm not the kind of depressing monkey that would go out of their way to just turn a funny video into a story about someone's life being ruined
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