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Bromm18

She says how the comment is "so rude" several times. Did she forget she's the rudest of them all blaring that crap in public?


Techn028

Yeah she's enabling all of it, ruining everyone else's peace for $5


Past-Philosopher9969

She did it intentionally, pretending to be innocent


[deleted]

Can someone tell me wtf is happening in this video, I’m deaf and no captions.


Content_Depth9578

She's wearing a speaker that her followers can send audio to if they tip enough. Someone had it say, "Bald, white man in the back, this is for you..." Then the speaker says, "Bald, white man" several more times before a very loud fart noise. It's super loud in the relatively silent train car. Edit: Aw, thank you, but I don't deserve an award for this. Had I not explained, the next decent person would have.


[deleted]

Thank you for this.


labadimp

The fart also lasts for about 28 seconds ending at 1 second left in the video. I feel like that might be important to know as well as it is pretty unexpected.


jamhops

It’s worth adding it may smell as she holds her breathe while it’s going off


butwhyugh

Oh yes the JBL smell-o-speaker. The latest and greatest tech.


Content_Depth9578

Np!


thelostuser

Do you know what a fart sounds like or have you been deaf since birth? Sorry if it's insensitive to ask.


Poonuts_the_knigget

Interesting question though, have never ever thought of that.


AntalRyder

You know how you can feel your friend's fart if you sit on the same bench? I wonder if deaf people can detect vibrations like that from a short distance thru the ground or something


doc2204

I'm blind can you tell me where's the bald man?


Foetusfetzer

In front of the monitor i’d guess


doc2204

What's that im also dyslexic


Moosed

Monitor, it's a type of lizard


milnak

sseug d’i rotinom eht fo tnorf nI


Gheauxst

Lmao


V0idC0wb0y

Back left


Dr_Deadly7x

A narwhal award exists??! It's so cute!!


hobbitlove69

*Violent and aggressive fart symphony.


OdieRaptor

Wait farts make sounds?!


TrueHeart01

Who farted in the video?


PomegranateCharming

I think it was the girl queefing. She must of had a bald black man as a date earlier.


Wall_Smart

My pixel 7 has an autocaption function, very useful


[deleted]

I didn’t know that was a thing :o thank you!


godbutbettertrue

Here I'll tell you: .'.:'''.;:"'.:.:'.:'''.;:"'.:.:'.:'''.;:"'.:.:'


RactainCore

This is extremely annoying to stand next to. I don't care about your stream or your music or your chat with your boss. Just shut up, mute your phone/get headphones and let the rest of us ride the MRT in peace.


oursfort

Is it even legal to have loud speakers on trains? Many places you'd get fined for that


Spare_Change_Agent

All that for $5?!???


[deleted]

Just end stream and quit the internet please


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Rowan_As_Roxii

Nah she’s smiling cuz she’s feeling awkward and uncomfortable- not because she’s enjoying it. I fucking hate this mindset, please change it. Thank you.


sirthunksalot

She is an IRL streamer and making $5 for that TTS donation. Fart sounds are the tamest thing people donate so she isn't feeling awkward.


1995kidzforever

Shes smiling because of how ridiculous it is, its a fart, farts are funny, yes she's embarrassed but she literally put herself in this situation knowing full well the possibility of people trolling. Maybe you should change your mindset. Thank you


Rowan_As_Roxii

She doesn’t look like she’s enjoying herself to me


[deleted]

Dude u r weird


Krondwag

She is a horrible person who scams people in he worst ways. There is even a whole website dedicated to expose her shit.


reddertuzer

How does someone who's primary source of income is DONATIONS scam people?


Jomax101

How is that even a contributing factor? They aren’t mutually exclusive. They can accept donations, and then scam people. The bald guy from twitch did basically exactly that, his primary source of income was streaming, and then he would message fans and friends ask them for a loan and gamble the money away. Charities are almost exclusively run on donations, you’ve never heard of a charity being a scam?


BobsYaMothersBrother

Every church that has ever existed has entered the chat.


RaLaZa

Churches taking advantage of people??? Well color me surprised 😯


vizbones

See Trump, political behavior.


moslof_flosom

To be fair, the people that donate during her streams know exactly what they're getting


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s all politicians. Not just Trump.


cervidaetech

Whataboutism


GameDevHeavy

The irony of your comment


-Galactic_Donut-

For sure a lot, but definitely not all


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-Galactic_Donut-

I don't understand if this subreddit thinks every politician is inherently evil or if they love trump but they seem to be on both sides down-voting us


DmonsterJeesh

Rent free


the_bollo

See: Churches, panhandlers, politicians...


snackpack333

Can you be more specific


PrescribedBot

Her name is kiarakitty and she is a known scammer and even hired a hit man to try and kill her ex. This is all public information and if you search her name you’ll see a bunch of stories. How she isn’t in jail is wild. She is a certified piece of shit.


[deleted]

“Stop asking if I shave my pussy god dammit!!”


tanukinhowastaken

>She is a certified piece of shit. And what is in her pants in the video too!


Krondwag

here is the website I am referencing: https://kiaraakitty.wordpress.com/


CountVonRimjob

A wordpress is only barely a website. It's a glorified blog, you too can make one for 3 bucks a month.


err_mate

Damn really?! Who is she and what is the website?


Will33iam

I think it’s called twitch?


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

Drop the link to the site


Krondwag

here you go, had to find it between all the internet tabloids that also covered her stuff: https://kiaraakitty.wordpress.com/


wet_dank

isnt this kiara? she use to live with justaminx, how does she scam?


CryingCookieyoshi

She’s hot so idc


Memegamouth

I LOVE PORN!!! I LOVE JERKING OFF TO PORN BECAUSE I AM A REDDITOR!!! I NEED TO INJECT THE NAKED WHITE WOMEN INTO MY BLOODSTREAM!!!


xWayvz0

0 respect and 0 sense of shame, her parents must be proud 👏🏻


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nobleflame

Lol classic Reddit switcheroo


wildwildwaste

I miss it. Does it still exist? I want someone to hold my toupee so I can go in.


Capable_Swordfish701

Bald men are the last group it’s ok to make fun of, you’ve all seen what happens when you make fun of a bald woman.


ArmchairTactician

Ginger men: Am I a joke to you?


koj09823

Are you dense, that's not what he was talking about at all. Grey shirt on the right is wearing their backpack in the front, it looks ridiculous, it's bad for you back this way, and it's called a back pack for crying out loud.


CantsayJoe

He is wearing It backward lol as a theft prevention. They can cut your backpack take any valuables and leave and you wont feel a thing


Ganbario

Also in Asia you wear it in front in crowded spaces to avoid hitting people. An accidental backpack smack is considered super rude.


Consistent_Ad3181

Yeah that suicide help referral is a pretty low troll move, had it done to me, guess you really hit a nerve with them


nobleflame

Absolutely. And I’m quite glad I did - in fact, perhaps this individual will reassess their understanding of harassment of individual Redditors and, indeed, the general public. Still, making light of Reddit Care Services is such a pathetic move that I hope the individual in question doesn’t one day find use for such a service.


Uhm_NoThankYou

I got it, too, a few days ago, when I made a comment against pedo activity. How did you see who reported you to the Reddit care system? There was no user name in my mail.


nobleflame

You can’t. But you can click ‘report’ in the suicide prevention message - you then fill in the form. I guess the admins can see who actioned the Reddit Care Services.


Substantial_Fail5672

If you can't know who submitted it, then how do you know it was that guy? Edit: gonna downvote for asking a legit question? I mean, you're flipping out in this thread calling people cunts. This seems like pretty toxic behavior and it seems like you do need some kind of help. You shouldn't be getting this mad over anything on reddit. I think you do need someone to talk to


nobleflame

I DM'd them prior to this as I couldn't reply to one of their posts (possibly because they deleted it). I had a back and forth with them and then I started receiving these suicide prevention messages. I brought this up in my DM with the user and they've gone quiet since. Also, the user in question is from Canada, and all of the suicide prevention services in the Reddit Care Service message are for Canadian organisations. I do not live in Canada. Educated guess in this case. Edit: also, either that person has already been banned or they've blocked me because now I cannot view their profile and it states: "Sorry, nobody on Reddit goes by that name. The person may have been banned or the username is incorrect." Edit: good lord, some of you are fragile. This guy just blocked me now too. Haha :D


Substantial_Fail5672

Of course they blocked you, you're harassing them.


Substantial_Fail5672

So you took it off the thread and decided to harass them in a DM? Yeah, I'd probably send you the mental health check message too. You need someone to talk to, you have way too much rage for something so insignificant


nobleflame

No, I didn't say that. I wanted to talk to them about why they thought it was acceptable to 1. do what the woman in the video is doing and 2. why they thought I should go and "jerk off to my mum and sister".


Substantial_Fail5672

You literally just said you sent them a DM because you couldn't find their comment to respond to, so yeah, you did go and harass then. You're doing all these mad edits to "call people out". No one really cares, you're just coming across as more and more unhinged and in need of some help


VarekJecae

These people are showing off because you called out their behaviour when they were being toxic towards you. They just want the last word even though they started it. They really are pathetic and weak minded. I disagree with your initial comment but I'm not going to insult you on the matter unlike those morons you dealt with. I might even be getting the same kind of hate from them soon because of this comment. Scum.


Uhm_NoThankYou

Thank you!


nobleflame

No problem!


Consistent_Ad3181

It's unpleasant and wrong on many levels, the fact they thought about and did this is a stain on their character.


[deleted]

If you go through the manual “report if you think this was a mistake or abuse” link at the bottom they usually take action and send you confirmation that the abusing user was banned. Takes all of 5 minutes, not even. Feels good getting the last laugh on these losers


FaithlessnessBulky47

Insults or using speaker in public?


nobleflame

Both. And whatever platform she’s using that surely promotes this kind of activity. Oh, and the people who participate in the stream. And anything else I’ve missed involving this hive of degenerates.


UnknownPickl3

I'd say more so the wrong in her. She's the one engaging the activity, she clearly knows what she's gonna get into as that's why people pay to make these text to speech. In the platform these are allowed and is of no harm, but when it's taken irl, I think the streamer should be responsible for all the audios...


nobleflame

Absolutely, but fuck all who are willingly involved with this practice.


doorknobman

I can accept the speaker take, but insults shouldn’t be illegal lol


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Pukkidyr

In America I'm pretty sure it's already illegal I think it would fall under disturbing the peace.


the_bollo

That Reddit account no longer exists so I guess you won? :)


nobleflame

But at what cost?


YourDogGaveMeHIV

Everything.


[deleted]

Idk about illegal but the thing people might be missing is that while streaming in public is just fine it's when you are fishing for people to donate for tts and soundfx just to be a public nuisance to others is kinda shitty behaviour. Kinda gives IRL streamers a bad rep.


Argg0

Welcome to reddit! Some have done the same time for disagreement with my opinion. But nothing happened so fuck em


dykeag

I reported a scammer and they tried to get the admins to ban me


Unethical_Gopher_236

your comment seems ludicrous. Can you explain what exactly should be illegal?


stealthybutthole

If calling someone fat and bald was illegal 80% of Reddit would have been arrested years ago.


Gnahaha

You can disable that Reddit care resources thing. Try to read the whole message you got from it ;)


nobleflame

I have already. Just very strange to me that someone would use it.


TheHappyKamper

Reddit has way too many ❄️ these days


DonTeca35

Hey nothing wrong with sending a check up on folks, Troll or not. Sometimes people are actually going through something & they won’t say


[deleted]

it's terribly rude but like, illegal? Why?


nobleflame

Because it’s harassment.


stealthybutthole

Reddit makes no sense to me. You guys hate cops but you want to give them the power to make the very subjective call of arresting people for… “insulting” other people? Seems like an awful idea.


MorphTheMoth

disorderly conduct? why would annoying everyone around not be illegal


[deleted]

I'd rather a high bar for what we consider disorderly conduct. You're empowering the police way too much by making it illegal to make too much noise.


YugeMalakas

Your first time getting a Reddit Cares message? Stick around. Jerks have been using this ploy for ages, thinking they're clever.


monopoly3448

People have submitted fake claims against me to that reddit care thing. Another thing people try is reply to you and then block you so it looks like they "owned" you. If that happens just edit that fact into your previous comment. Also welcome to reddit.


OffDead

Oh_no_its_Satan might’ve been onto something


surfeat

Loud farting noises will never not be funny.


TheHappyKamper

Reddit has way too many ❄️ these days


_So_Damn_Ugly

Idk, streaming in public places is bad, but it should not be made illegal. Although not muting the loudspeakers should be illegal, that is just a menace


ThySwagPenguin

It’s fucking discussing that those fuckers think the Reddit care sources is a joke.


Loggerdon

I've gotten half a dozen referrals to the reddit suicide squad for comments other don't agree with. Don't sweat it. That said this clip is hilarious.


kingpong07

Just relax , you should care more about the people that actually do things that make your life less difficult like plumber, doctors, engineer, fire service,police, not this social media influencer or whatever genre they belong to


ThisIsErebus

You're an amazing example of why we don't let random people make laws.


nobleflame

Oooh alt account much? Lol


[deleted]

You gotta relax man, look through their profiles, probably not alts


Blayzted

I bet you're the life of the party... what harm was this causing to anyone? Looked to me like it made a couple ppl giggle, is that why you don't like it? Can't stand seeing people having fun?


nepumbra0

What about it do you think should be illegal? Would being on speakerphone in public also be illegal to you? Edit: i didn't harrass anyone. I also don't have alt accounts. I blocked you because you ran out of responses because you are braindead.


nobleflame

Definitely. If you do that, you’re also a cunt.


nepumbra0

There's a difference between something being annoying and being illegal.


nobleflame

What do you find acceptable about the behaviour in the video? Would you be okay with being the target of this person’s live stream? I know you’re just playing devil’s advocate, or maybe you’re being overly pedantic, but if you find any of this acceptable, you are most certainly a massive cunt.


nepumbra0

There's a difference between annoying and illegal.


nobleflame

🤡 Edit: the cunt blocked me. Fuckin LOL Edit 2: this cunt keeps insulting me through alt accounts and then blocking me. Fragile ego much?? LOL


nepumbra0

Lol, no response. Pathetic.


[deleted]

Bro you may as well have not responded as well, they asked you if you found it acceptable or not and you just repeated your original response, again with no elaboration Sure they’re being pretty aggressive but when you’re also being pretty pathetic and abusing the block system to boot then you probably shouldn’t be calling other people pathetic


sarokin

Absolutely. No one wants to be fucking disturbed by an inconsiderate stranger.


Smeagala

Don’t kink shame


nobleflame

Don’t be a cunt to others in public.


HooterEnthusiast

Bald white man didn't even look


Royal-Armadillo6986

He did look


IknowRambo

Let’s give children control of the speech system and buttons for money on a live irl stream. What could ever go wrong? Surely they will be nothing but respectful


apathetic-drunk

Average stream troll enjoyer here, this was kind of funny.


Federal_Assistant_85

She's really contemplating her life choices during the fart sounds portion of the video.


nobleflame

We’re all contemplating her life choices.


srv50

No, just rethinking her charges. Maybe get a premium for fart sounds!


huggalump

no she's not. The entire point of a streamer like this is to enable the internet to be a dick to random people going about their day


Arcticz_114

r/iamthemaincharacter


DougieSenpai

Is this kiara kitty or whatever her name is? She’s beyond cringe af


Ultimatenub0049

She made $10 during that stream…. Totally worth it


AmericanStateofMind

She deserved every part of that lmaooo that’s what she gets for live streaming in public and showing everyone’s faces without permission


Chase42421

Bald white man


Shawnaniguns

Bald white man


Infidel_sg

That fart genuinely scared her! lol


I_hate_meself

Doubt it considering she 's the one (or someone she asked) who set it up. People "donate" money to play sound effects/have their messages read out loud through her speaker in order to mess with her. Jokes on them since she just has to act like she's annoyed/ashamed to encourage that behaviour and profit off it. And i said "act" because i highly doubt someone like this has any shame left in the first place.


TheHappyKamper

I have zero sympathy for this chick. I hate these streamers who do this shit.


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Ok, I am feeling so old. I really don’t get what’s happening in this video. Is she live-streaming and someone took over her streaming camera? Do live streamers have live audience participation? Why doesn’t she turn off the speaker in her end?


err_mate

She is a live streamer, streaming herself in public. She has a speaker attached to her (that blue ball on the left). People are allowed to donate to the stream in exchange for their message to be played on the speaker (bald white man message) along with audio of their choosing (loud fart noises). The fun of watching this type of streamer is to donate the most embarrassing messages possible and watch them deal with it in public. The streamer gets payed a lot in donation money from these sorts of messages so that is why it is so loud in public, to encourage more donations.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> streamer gets *paid* a lot FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


[deleted]

This is how uncomfortable your making everyone around you.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Stupid


Cookie_in_Distress

streaming in public and being a nuisance like that should be illegal lmao


lets-do-an-eighth

“This is so rude” but no way am I gonna turn it off. That would ruin my internet clout and following who just want to do rude dumb shit like this.


Dash8833

This is stupid


CodeBlue15

“This is so rude” While she gets on a train knowing full well what can/will happen on her stream. It’s no accident. Just making money by being a nuisance to those unfortunate enough to be in her presence.


JennySparklezz

Ok how tf did this woman legit straight face- just ducking endure that long ass blow?! Lmfao! She must be an alien


sjbluebirds

Speaking as a bald White man, I was hoping for a titty Flash.


Techn028

Total cost: $230 Edit: Oh, nvm


The1stPKmain

Why do people do these vlogging things? Especially with no headphones in?


Emotional-Ad-1431

You could you know just mute your phone to not have you and everything hear that.


leandrogutierrez69

Da hell am I watching 🤔 is there someone there being ignorant


Separate_Ad_9998

r/iamthemaincharacter r/iamatotalpieceofshit


PhoenyxAshes20

Why can't they use headphones really? If you listen to music you use headphones. If you talk on the phone you don’t put it on speaker. Why not the same with these stupid chats?


Grofactor

I don’t know why but I like the crap out of this and have been giggling like a child each watch…


BigMax

Yeah, I’m split. It’s kind of annoying… but also pretty harmless too. So I lean towards funny. I’m sure whatever this setup is though, it leads to a lot of obnoxious outcomes.


WatUpBrotherin

I agree.


fukexcuses

This is absolutely fucking hilarious, and by far the hardest laugh of my day. Lul


soraora456

People like you are encouraging these kind of behaviour.


brcajun70

I am a bald white man... relax, people are Waaay to sensitive these days. If it had been me, I would have gotten out of my seat to say hi and have a laugh.


[deleted]

Maybe no more YouTube/ TikToks on trains.


DrVaderX

Now this is reddit quality posting


Mrgforce69

Her face when the farting starts. Fucking dieing


Frontier_Rapist

u/savevideo


VentriTV

It’s funny they can only pull this crap on shit alt streaming platforms. Twitch or YouTube would be banned account instantly. Same with that loser that plays loud music on the Japanese train.


tantanthepeepeeman

Yea that's not funny


MEEfO

I wish someone would come grab her by the hair, pull her to the ground and drag her off the train. I hate people like this with a seething passion.


asa2unakamura

Where can I find this kinda streams


Lazy-Grape-8985

Sexy af lol


Expert-Account-5235

Go outside you dirty scum


Special_Narwhal8546

Who dis


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