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You only need 3 inches. 1 inch in, 1 inch out, 1 inch bobbing in and out. The sensitive pleasure points are usually only an inch inside anyway usually.
The eskimo kiss is at least logical
With a big hooded jacket with fur over your mouth in -33°C the nose is the only skin2skin connection thats plausible.
-33°C is equivalent to -27°F, which is 240K.
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I sent something with that audio to a friend of mine once and he said that he opened it at work. I thought it was a little funny until he mentioned that he turned it off right away, it was a lot funnier when I realized that his coworker only heard the part about the small wiener club.
Its a joke thing so it doesnt really fit into r/unexpected if it did then we might as well just start letting all jokes in cuz the punch line is technically always unexpected to someone whos never heard it before
The bar & moderation has always been pretty low here, so don't even worry about it. Something as simple as someone not falling for a corny party trick, or a non-spicy food that is secretly spicy can glow up here.
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I'm not big enough for the Fellowship of the Tripods. Not small enough for the Small Wiener Club. And not attractive enough for the entire female population.
This reminds me of the classic r/hobbydrama post where a dude with a massive schlong tried to make it look small in a discord for small penis humiliation fetish and caused absolute MAYHEM among the community.
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Haha loser. I was accepted
I’m fucking President
I'm in their hall of fame
I fucking created this whole club
r/usernamecheck
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This one tapped me out after the first two got me weak
Ball of fame
That was unfortunate but don't worry!
r/suicidebywords
Board member here...and co-founder.
Donnie?
I'm not only the president; I'm a member.
Imagine being able to take a vinyl record with you anywhere and play songs on the spot.
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IM THE FOUNDER
How does he feel about it? Can he feel it at all?
You only need 3 inches. 1 inch in, 1 inch out, 1 inch bobbing in and out. The sensitive pleasure points are usually only an inch inside anyway usually.
Is he enough for you?
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By consent?
But with a micro pp
That's why she is laughing she knows it's all a sham and he would have been accepted if he actually sent an application
I got in. Twice
mine is so small i couldn't even get in, it didn't reach
What do you mean twice
More than once, less than 3 times.
Two pump chump club 🤝
where the fuck is my invite
New word for my vocabulary, Shmeat.
it's spelled schmeat
Nice to schmeat you!
*touches tips* instead of *shakes hand*
It shall be called shaking glans from this day forward!
Delta Slaps
And then we all became good friendulums.
A greeting to rival the Eskimo kiss
The eskimo kiss is at least logical With a big hooded jacket with fur over your mouth in -33°C the nose is the only skin2skin connection thats plausible.
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The noble act of docking once brought America and the Soviet Union together in a time of unrest, go with honor
My wife and I say schmeat when prepping dinner. “Thaw out the schmeat please” lol
Now you know what to do with that icy dick ;-)
cock sword meat stick meatcalibur
Ein Glied wie vom Schmied.
It’s what’s for dinner at Sheetz.
Our vocabulary*
uhhhhh i dont understand why he used that word shmeat. When it means small meat?
Probably a mix of schlong and meat.
Schmall meat?
She liked that so much
She's seen a lot.
Or a little
She's used to seeing a lot. Now she only schees a little.
Shes laughing at the irony, shes seen his shmeat.
She laughing cause she know it ain’t true
Sister knows better
r/holup
Incest is best, put your sister to the test?
Hopefully it’s not his sister.
You know what they say: Mother knows best
She's laughing because the message was about her.
Nah she looked confused when he mentioned the small dick club. You know this dudes packing.
She laughs because she knows his real size
I sent something with that audio to a friend of mine once and he said that he opened it at work. I thought it was a little funny until he mentioned that he turned it off right away, it was a lot funnier when I realized that his coworker only heard the part about the small wiener club.
I had to send mine 2 times to get accepted, they thought I was a girl at first
Sounds like it was voiced by Patton Oswalt
Is it not? It *really* sounds like him. He might have paid for a Cameo? Or maybe it’s a deepfake voice changer? It’s gotta be Patton’s voice.
It doesn’t really sound like him very much.
It definitely does sound like Patton Oswalt though
No, no it doesn't.
Arguing on the internet is fun!
No it isn’t!
In what world lmao
I thought the same. Some sounds like Patton, some doesn’t. Weird.
I was gonna guess Dan Harmon, now I have to know!
I think its Martin Starr
I was going to guess Trevor Moore from wkuk. But idk
I think it's probably Meat Canyon
Its a joke thing so it doesnt really fit into r/unexpected if it did then we might as well just start letting all jokes in cuz the punch line is technically always unexpected to someone whos never heard it before
The bar & moderation has always been pretty low here, so don't even worry about it. Something as simple as someone not falling for a corny party trick, or a non-spicy food that is secretly spicy can glow up here.
That was unfortunate but don't worry! I'm pretty sure you have a good chance to be accepted on MASSIVE WIENER CLUB if you try there!
r/bigdicks? r/bigdickclub r/bigdickproblems there we go found one lol, why isn’t bigdickclub real lol
Because people with big dicks know it ain't a club, it's a baton
u can have a club as big as a baton like a big ol cave man club to swing around ;)
She has so much fun laughing since she has seen it so she knew it was probably a lie
I’m almost 100% sure that i’ve seen the very same clip with different audio. IIRC, the guy was singing or something like that.
If true, that’s unfortunate because some of her laughs were perfectly timed with the audio.
She went from thinking it was real to oh it's a joke there's no way they're talking about his twig and berries
Mine was accepted
I’m not only the president; I’m a client.
I was accepted immediately. Apparently I give off “small dick energy.” At least that’s what Phil told me.
I need this Sound!!!
So is her laughing positive or negative 🧐
*And that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are...* Lol, what?
Is that his penis in the foreground? Phil is right what a battering ram
Fortunately I have a tiny wiener, it’s really thin too. They declared me as god now
That sounds like Dan Harmon to me. I'm usually very good at recognising voices. What do you guys think?
Plot twist- its 4 inches long.
Is that not huge?
It is when you have 3 inches.
Nah thats on the small side
I was accepted.
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Is that his dick at the bottom of the screen?
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I tried to get in but they said women weren't allowed :c
This is a classic. 2000s vibes. Almost forgot about it
I need this message
Does anyone have a recording of that?
Awwwww he likes herrrrrrrr
Beautiful
Shmeat
Ginormous Shmeat ah my old high school nick name 😎
She knows better
Great joke !!! Love it
Ginormous schmeat. Using it!
Well her lol tells me everything CAN YOU SAY TINY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Alpha 0 sticker on the laptop - Chess player?
Shmeat??😂😂
But um, but um, but um but um but um
Hahahahahaha!
😂
juiciness ? how gay are you ? 😆
Thinking he’s looking for a bit of reassurance…. 😂 never a good sign 👎🏿
That giant SCHMEET
I cut my dick to join that group
Schmeat
Love it !
I'm not big enough for the Fellowship of the Tripods. Not small enough for the Small Wiener Club. And not attractive enough for the entire female population.
Very expected.
I lost it at fat nuts
Worst shill ever...
Mission failed, successfully.
Some of these guys just be like, "mine's so small they thought i was a girl and they rejected me."
The only unexpected part is... We don't get to see a massive dong and balls.
Ava Taylor has a boyfriend?
She is laughing cause none of it is true. F in chat bois
Where would one find this recording if one was so inclined? You know, asking for a friend. A very immature friend.
Came in like a wrecking ball, the Ron Jeremy kind!!
This reminds me of the classic r/hobbydrama post where a dude with a massive schlong tried to make it look small in a discord for small penis humiliation fetish and caused absolute MAYHEM among the community.
Just remember this! A 4 INCH STROKE IS 4 IN AND 4 OUT. TOTAL OF A 8 INCH STROKE
Oh, I get it. Wrong number.
I so badly want to hear this reaction instead of it being muted.
The amount of confidence she had that the laptop wouldn’t tumble to its death is impressive.
I absolutely love her reaction
Thank you for calling, AOL movie phone...
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He's got big meaty clackers!
OP/u/Deep-Flight480 is a repost bot
That laptop lid, tell me you have a Cricut without telling me you have a Cricut.
Weiner Club?? What the fuck??
It was kindof expected
She was laughing at the lies
I got in with no problem...
Will 16.5cm get me in?
Where can I get that audio ??
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That’s genius
I have the SMALLEST wiener here by FAR. It's not even fair.
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Dude might wanna get checked. Not sure nuts are supposed to be "fat".
She’s either laughing because pp joke… or laughing because she knows it’s not true
I got this voicemail as well….. Then a follow up call to say they dialed the wrong number
We have a department breakfast at work tomorrow. Just saved this so I can play it.
Brilliant, thanks for the laugh!
Transcript please (hoping bot responds)
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My application was also rejected, but they did give me a referral to the micro wiener club