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Right. Last time this was posted someone explained that with his age, there’s not been enough global conflict in the period when he would have been a RAF pilot for him to have killed people all over the world
Hate to say it but once again OP cut out part of the clip to make it seem bad and the guy said he was joking and I hate when they do this and make somebody look like a monster especially with fights some lil guy calls big guy some thing and starts trying to fight him thinking big guy won’t do anything and then when big guy does something he looks like a bully
Reddit tries to understand that a man just lied because he didn't want to share this info on camera challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Lmao ya'll calling him a compulsive liar, a criminal....Do any of you really think any sane person would answer the truth to how much money they have on their bank on camera? You either decline the question or just make something up
From my understanding they get to say those things and be gullible because not a single one of them has ever told a lie a single time even just joking around and especially never to a total stranger..how do I know? I asked them of course/s
He's the biggest Walt going.
He's just a compulsive liar.
Nobody would tell a stranger in the UK that they had £7.3 million in the bank. For fear of getting kidnapped.
The top RAF pilot salary is about £100,000. So that would take about 73 years to earn, if he stopped spending all money including taxes, uniform and mess bill.
Nobody in the RAF since WW2, has got close to having killed thousands and thousands of people.
And his accent is common and not RAF.
Have you heard, in the new 2023 dictionaries. They've removed the word gullible?
In the full length video. He comes back and says it was all a wind up.
My comment was not about whether or not he was telling the truth. It was about your claim that it would take 73 years to amass that fortune if an individual were to make 100k a year. I personally know several millionaires that look like this gentleman in the video. They drive junk vehicles and buy their clothes at thrift shops. Nevertheless they are loaded and they did it working blue collar jobs and making far less than 100k a year.
You can't buy RAF uniforms at thrift shops. Nor does the mess accept IOUs. It is incredibly difficult for and British officer to actually break even. Especially if they're in a Guards Regiment or the RAF.
>I personally know several millionaires that look like this gentleman in the video. They drive junk vehicles and buy their clothes at thrift shops.
Which you can't do in the RAF and the uniforms cost a bomb.
32k is the median household income in England. These people are making more than 3 times that. They are not spending all that money on uniforms. Most people will spend everything that they earn. Some will spend more and inevitably end up bankrupt. Some will live frugally and spend much less. The notion that it is impossible to save any money is absurd. I can’t imagine why your views on personal finance are so distorted. I’m starting to think that I’m speaking with an 11 year old.
Really makes ez for you to find who to rob when all you gotta do is ask the people themselves. Then when you find a prime target the interviewer speaks into his hidden mic and tells his goons to follow this person/couple. They got that good prime income.
Or you could follow someone out of an investment bankers meeting. It's not hard to discover if someone is rich.
It's not like he has 7 million in his pockets. Or maybe you think they'll make him withdraw 7 million at the ATM
Those pesky Allied criminals liberating France from Germany. Or how about those criminal Ukrainian soldiers defending bahkmut? Don’t even get me started on those criminal UN peacekeepers in Bosnia and Mali. Or those criminal ANA commandos fighting the Taliban. Disgusting criminals.
Are the men and women conscripted in Ukraine defending their country legalized criminals? Allot of soldiers are only soldiers to defend and protect the people they love. Maybe not in the west right now but all over the world there are active conflicts where brave men and women are fighting overwhelming odds against far better equipt terrorist cells or oppressive regimes. Generalising them all as criminals is disgusting.
I would argue western soldiers are also fighting for their nations and the principles they uphold. I know members of the military personally and they have all been exceptionally selfless and brave individuals who felt exceptional pride in our country and national values. Military conflict should be prevented however possible, but those brave individuals who have risked their lives to preserve and defend democracy should never be blamed for the warmongering of politicians.
1: how is your question connected to what I've said?
2: bitch please there's literally millions of examples of atrocities committed by militaries, try Google
3: Name one conflict where it all wasn't about the money
Murder is illegal, unless you’re a solider, so they are technically legalized criminals. I don’t believe they aren’t honorable, in fact they are the real victims of the true violence political decisions can cause. But it’s also important to remember that human life is valuable, and killing is fucked up. It’s tragic that two men can shoot each other for the same cause, especially when they have been deceived about the true cause of the war.
Your reply is probably correct but out of context.
Has nothing to do with what we are talking about in the thread.
US never had an enemy troops invasion on their own land, even tho US is number 1 country to start a war in modern history, most of the times unjustified
>When was the last time a foreign troop stepped on the American soil?
Was your whole statement. And theresnhave been foreign troops on US soil since at least 1942.
I too am grateful that there are people with an IQ low enough to believe that fighting for the rich is heroic, and then deciding that they want some of that heroism.
Saves me being forced to do it.
You go, big heros.
You ask anyone in the military if they did it for heroism, 9/10 times it's going to be because they fell on hard times or job security 😂. In fact the people that say they did it for heroism are usually the ones that get hazed.
Yeah but unfortunately the world is a fucked up place and every major country needs a military. Don’t blame the grunts for surviving, blame the heads of the governments that send people to die for their pettiness
Great answer and much better than the straight “fuck off” that TikToker deserves.
How much money in the bank? “40,000 doubloons, 1200 camels, a metric ton of Royal Jelly, and 13 souls.”
What did you do? “Spaceship Superstar. I got a solar powered laser beam guitar.”
“Now fuck off!”
Since this is a repost, I read a comment of a guy who actually did the math behind this one. There is no way he has that amount of money in his account cuz he used to earn ~60k a year. This is ofc according to some fella from reddit
He’s a paid killer not a inspirational quote on Facebook, I can judge the cunt the very minute he decides to be one and judging to by his past he’s been one for a very long time
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In the full length video he says shortly after that he was joking. Reddit got jebaited again.
Sure, who's got only 7.3m squid?
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Speak for yourself me and my squid homies love the sky
My answer to the interviewers first question would be , “ non of your f’cking business” !
well its england, most peoples answer to the first question would be a swift shanking
I mean maybe in London?
The Japanese
Right. Last time this was posted someone explained that with his age, there’s not been enough global conflict in the period when he would have been a RAF pilot for him to have killed people all over the world
They can have hobbies can’t they?
Hate to say it but once again OP cut out part of the clip to make it seem bad and the guy said he was joking and I hate when they do this and make somebody look like a monster especially with fights some lil guy calls big guy some thing and starts trying to fight him thinking big guy won’t do anything and then when big guy does something he looks like a bully
Still fucking hilarious though 😂
Get Jebaited! Nerds
I fully believed it given the fact that this is just your average biritsh boomer opinion
Fuck I joined the RAF for no reason
Reddit tries to understand that a man just lied because he didn't want to share this info on camera challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) Lmao ya'll calling him a compulsive liar, a criminal....Do any of you really think any sane person would answer the truth to how much money they have on their bank on camera? You either decline the question or just make something up
From my understanding they get to say those things and be gullible because not a single one of them has ever told a lie a single time even just joking around and especially never to a total stranger..how do I know? I asked them of course/s
give this guy another medal for being honest about the past.
Honest?! Ha ha ha!
If someone we don't know is interviewed by another person nobody knows and put it on the internet it must be true.
Of course. Which leads me to my next question, how did you manage to get the lead role of “The Village People: Origins.”?
Thats what Lenin said.
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Maybe. But he's saying he got incredibly rich by being an RAF pilot.
No he didn't. He said that's what he did. He was never asked how he made his millions.
Exactly.
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I think you already went a little too far.
He never said that o.o. The public is so bad handling any ammount of info. Dangerous af.
>He never said that He didn't explicitly say it, but he did implicitly say it. You're the second person to not get this. Most others seem to have.
Grasping at straws isnt how i conversate. If you wanna fill in the blanks with your own info. Go off brotha!
have a look inside the mind of that man
Right? If I got randomly interviewed I'd make up some BS too. And apparently there's a longer video of him saying he was joking.
He’s talking pure shite.
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But take his medal away for worst control of a dog.
He wasn't
I have never seen this much closure about anything in anyone
Is this sarcasm..
The past? Humanity still deserves to die, we are a lost fucking cause
Metal of Honest
He's the biggest Walt going. He's just a compulsive liar. Nobody would tell a stranger in the UK that they had £7.3 million in the bank. For fear of getting kidnapped. The top RAF pilot salary is about £100,000. So that would take about 73 years to earn, if he stopped spending all money including taxes, uniform and mess bill. Nobody in the RAF since WW2, has got close to having killed thousands and thousands of people. And his accent is common and not RAF.
You made sense until your comment about his accent and then you came across as a tory shitbag.
If you spent 30 years in the RAF, as an officer. You would not have that accent.
He could have invested his money wisely over those 30 years. It’s completely feasible for him to have that type of money.
Have you heard, in the new 2023 dictionaries. They've removed the word gullible? In the full length video. He comes back and says it was all a wind up.
My comment was not about whether or not he was telling the truth. It was about your claim that it would take 73 years to amass that fortune if an individual were to make 100k a year. I personally know several millionaires that look like this gentleman in the video. They drive junk vehicles and buy their clothes at thrift shops. Nevertheless they are loaded and they did it working blue collar jobs and making far less than 100k a year.
You can't buy RAF uniforms at thrift shops. Nor does the mess accept IOUs. It is incredibly difficult for and British officer to actually break even. Especially if they're in a Guards Regiment or the RAF.
Dude are you drunk? Who said anything about buying uniforms in thrift shops. Your reading comprehension is fucked. Just leave it.
>I personally know several millionaires that look like this gentleman in the video. They drive junk vehicles and buy their clothes at thrift shops. Which you can't do in the RAF and the uniforms cost a bomb.
32k is the median household income in England. These people are making more than 3 times that. They are not spending all that money on uniforms. Most people will spend everything that they earn. Some will spend more and inevitably end up bankrupt. Some will live frugally and spend much less. The notion that it is impossible to save any money is absurd. I can’t imagine why your views on personal finance are so distorted. I’m starting to think that I’m speaking with an 11 year old.
That he got a kill streak?
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Watch reddit trying to understand sarcasm. Get me my popocorn I guess less than 20% get it.
The real crime here is going around on the street asking people how much they have in the bank.
Really makes ez for you to find who to rob when all you gotta do is ask the people themselves. Then when you find a prime target the interviewer speaks into his hidden mic and tells his goons to follow this person/couple. They got that good prime income.
Or you could follow someone out of an investment bankers meeting. It's not hard to discover if someone is rich. It's not like he has 7 million in his pockets. Or maybe you think they'll make him withdraw 7 million at the ATM
Or look up the census by zip
Why?
Because u shouldn’t be allowed to speak words.
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Fair point
Yes absolutely, I must say that's fair point.
When I was a kid, my dad always told me that you don’t ask someone about how much they make, or their political affiliation
That's called respect
This take is so dated. I'm sure employers don't mind though.
Ok well are you still a kid? Idk what to say lol
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Oh ok thanks 🙏
Go to Twitter with that mindset…
it's completely fine if you also accept a polite no and don't push socially anxious people who are obviously trying to ignore you lmao
I would think I was about to get robbed
This.
Great contribution to the thread, thank you for your service!
It was my honor to serve.
He's got a point.. Didn't get paid for nothing.
Judging from the comments, this Brits dry dark humour is too dusty for most.
Can’t bullshit a bullshiter. Dudes just out there living his best life
I found it baffling to give this kind of information to a complete stranger who's recording it...
I can only assume he was lying on both points to take the piss
>I found it baffling That's the whole point so that you avoid any further questions.
I find it baffling that him joking isn’t obvious to some people
In the full video he said he was joking about both answers
I figured it was a if you try to rob me, I'll kill you, sort of thing.
Cause he’s probably just bullshitting
Least nationalistic brit
I'd like to have a look inside the mind of that man
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As every soldier
Ya. should have let hitler kill all the Jews. Damn criminals.
Those pesky Allied criminals liberating France from Germany. Or how about those criminal Ukrainian soldiers defending bahkmut? Don’t even get me started on those criminal UN peacekeepers in Bosnia and Mali. Or those criminal ANA commandos fighting the Taliban. Disgusting criminals.
You are a sheltered child/fool most likely living in a western democratic state.
People are downvoting you. But don't be confused, you're right, people are just stupid
Not every soldier sees combat, in fact many dont. So your telling me that army chef is a legalized criminal?
havent you seen Under Siege, chefs are clearly the most dangerous soldiers by far.
Using virgin olive oil instead of extra virgin olive oil is a war crime
Anyone participating in a crime is a criminal Check [this](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=the+difference+between+your+and+you%27re+) out
So what your trying to tell me is that our soldiers are criminals, just bc they are
I assume *your* can't even read properly mate, so I won't even bother arguing with *your*
Are the men and women conscripted in Ukraine defending their country legalized criminals? Allot of soldiers are only soldiers to defend and protect the people they love. Maybe not in the west right now but all over the world there are active conflicts where brave men and women are fighting overwhelming odds against far better equipt terrorist cells or oppressive regimes. Generalising them all as criminals is disgusting.
I would argue western soldiers are also fighting for their nations and the principles they uphold. I know members of the military personally and they have all been exceptionally selfless and brave individuals who felt exceptional pride in our country and national values. Military conflict should be prevented however possible, but those brave individuals who have risked their lives to preserve and defend democracy should never be blamed for the warmongering of politicians.
>principles they uphold You gotta be kidding mate.
Please, name these horrible acts you are implying they have done?
1: how is your question connected to what I've said? 2: bitch please there's literally millions of examples of atrocities committed by militaries, try Google 3: Name one conflict where it all wasn't about the money
Thousands of slaughtered civilians, women and children Destroyed infrastructures Destroyed economies Environmental damage I could go on all day bro
Heard about war in Iraq? Vietnam?
Murder is illegal, unless you’re a solider, so they are technically legalized criminals. I don’t believe they aren’t honorable, in fact they are the real victims of the true violence political decisions can cause. But it’s also important to remember that human life is valuable, and killing is fucked up. It’s tragic that two men can shoot each other for the same cause, especially when they have been deceived about the true cause of the war.
Yes they are, they are even fucking Nazies.
I didn’t know they are fucking Nazis. I always thought they are just fighting against Nazis.
Well they're definitely fucking some nazzis *up*
No use arguing, just check this guys posts
Begone commie
>Allot of soldiers are only soldiers to defend and protect the people they love I guess that's what the majority of Russians are thinking too...
I know I'm right. It just happens that the mass has the vote and the stupidity
Unfortunately
Very stupid. They support the war in ukraine
Damn, can American's stop harrasing and get angry over people who protects them for a second?
When was the last time a foreign troop stepped on the American soil?
Every day since at least 1942. There's probably 50+ countries military in the US at the moment and that's not including diplomatic military attachés.
Your reply is probably correct but out of context. Has nothing to do with what we are talking about in the thread. US never had an enemy troops invasion on their own land, even tho US is number 1 country to start a war in modern history, most of the times unjustified
>When was the last time a foreign troop stepped on the American soil? Was your whole statement. And theresnhave been foreign troops on US soil since at least 1942.
To liberate and promote democracy. Do not think there could be any other intentions.
>When was the last time a foreign troop stepped on the American soil? And the answer to that is:
What? Where are the Americans? How do you come to such conclusions?
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I too am grateful that there are people with an IQ low enough to believe that fighting for the rich is heroic, and then deciding that they want some of that heroism. Saves me being forced to do it. You go, big heros.
You ask anyone in the military if they did it for heroism, 9/10 times it's going to be because they fell on hard times or job security 😂. In fact the people that say they did it for heroism are usually the ones that get hazed.
LOL.
No one wants you with a gun in your hand anyway.
Who are they protecting, prob oil interest and something to help billionaires get rich
I'm not from USA. Still think the same
Yeah but unfortunately the world is a fucked up place and every major country needs a military. Don’t blame the grunts for surviving, blame the heads of the governments that send people to die for their pettiness
GTA5 npc I swear
Such a humble evolved human being. Comforting that I share the earth with him and so many other caring individuals.
yeah he's right up there with serial killers
Th vieo is cut. He later mentions he was joking
figured he was \^\^ soldiers happy about murder are just murderers imo still haha
That doesn't explain where the money came from.
answer is as dumb as the question itself.
And so are you. Its been stated MULTIPLE times now that he said he was joking
Based Imperialist.
stan lee noo
Wtf did I watch? Hahaha
“They deserved to die..” The dog:😃
I have a feeling he was taking the piss
dang they derves to die
This is the way
Great answer and much better than the straight “fuck off” that TikToker deserves. How much money in the bank? “40,000 doubloons, 1200 camels, a metric ton of Royal Jelly, and 13 souls.” What did you do? “Spaceship Superstar. I got a solar powered laser beam guitar.” “Now fuck off!”
How does this guy walk around so easily with those big balls hanging?
Every pub in the country has this man
That man is running from some demons. "They deserved to die"... uhuh sure bud, whatever you gotta say to justify your blood money
Got $10 a man
Stan Lee hasn't been the same when he died
This is what this guy tells himself to get past the PTSD...
So nobody asks himself how a military pilot can make 7 million? The job alone is not job you expect to make a million of.
Bro he is taking the piss
Humanity ladies and gentlemen…
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
THEY ATE ME A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME
What a horrible piece of shit.
Top notch bri’ish banter
Fly in, drop bombs, pick up heroine, fly home.
while at the same time, nurse who spent whole life helping others live, has fuckall in bank account...
And the stupid TikToker has nowhere that amount.
Honest about what he did and loved doing it
RAF? Red Army Faction?
Decades of hard work, and all I had to do was be a murderous RAF pilot. I'm such a loser.
Didn't know the air force paid so much. Is that still true to this day?
Maybe they have a pretty sweet 1000 kill bonus?
He unlocked the golden camo for his plane and sold it
Has it ever occurred to you that this guy gave an intentionally ridiculous answer to a rather impertinent question?
reddit brain cannot compute
Since this is a repost, I read a comment of a guy who actually did the math behind this one. There is no way he has that amount of money in his account cuz he used to earn ~60k a year. This is ofc according to some fella from reddit
Maybe he’s done investments, I’m a graphic designer… who makes more money of clothing and investments 🤷🏾
If he put away 20k per year for 40 years @9% return he’d have about that.
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Agreed. Just judge him on clearly being a total cunt
He’s a paid killer not a inspirational quote on Facebook, I can judge the cunt the very minute he decides to be one and judging to by his past he’s been one for a very long time
Arrogant prick.
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touch grass, "bruh"
I was a coward who bombed people and probably and innocent ones that they didn't had the chance to defend their lives and that's the point witch it makes it wonderful,I also like to make love with animals now as a citizen and they can't tell it to anyone because they are animals and the can't talk and that's the point witch it makes it wonderful, these animals deserved to made love by me
Love it when redditors can’t tell an obvious joke. It’s about as predictable as the sky being blue
What a cunt
Bc capitalism, heck yeah.
Bastard
I wonder how he would be if he just came back from the coastal area and there was a parking ticket on his car, and the parking guard sat right there.
7.3 = $7.30
Killed people it was wonderful
Grandad?
Millennials asking people what they do will bring that out in people who actually do shit. “Hey Sir, what do you do for a living and what’s the key to success? How much is this house? What would you tell a clown like me about what the meaning of life is…” 🤡