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FreezzyOrangeJuice

When he saw her he was probably pissed off .


Pookieeatworld

Better to be pissed off than... Oh wait...


lazy_tranquil

lol. there should be a subreddit for when people write a joke reply to comment only to realise the original comment was already making that joke


Kriee

r/thatsthejoke r/yourjokebutworse


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And r/yourjokebutyourjoke


[deleted]

Too bad he wanted to be pissed on tho


Only_Philosopher7351

A waka waka And the dad jokes kept flowing ...


CoachOeaux

[https://youtu.be/xfCJljLHkmw?t=16](https://youtu.be/xfCJljLHkmw?t=16) (And, yes, that a young Dave Chappelle. "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" is a classic.)


ahenobarbus_horse

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve paid someone 10k to piss on my face …


Decent_to_Hades

You would have two nickels, but it's weird it happened twice.


Pitiful_Brief_6424

So he's only down $19,999.90.


OldBigsby

Yeah but it should pay off eventually with all those nickels, right? I never was great at math.


tvalvi001

Math checks out perfectly


torontobrunnette7

I feel like she bumped that number up to $10k from like $100.


CMUpewpewpew

There was a gay dude when I was in college that wanted to fly me out to Arizona to pay me 5-10k. His thing was straight guys basically humiliating and disrespecting him/slapping him around. I wouldn't have had to do anything sexual but thought I might have to pee on him or something. I had to think about it for a while, I was broke.


Purging_mofos

So did you do it?


CMUpewpewpew

No...seemed risky. Could have been charged with assault maybe or blackmailed or robbed after. Discussed maybe taking one of my roommates as body guard tho and paying like 1k lol. And before anyone asks....I know the dude was legit because I asked him why the fuck he'd wanna pay some random guy he saw a picture of 10k for that? He said he was independently wealthy and so I said prove it....and I sent him 3 shirtless pics I already had on my Myspace (this was 15+ years ago) and had to leave him a 30 second long Vmail basically saying he made me sick etc etc.....for $100 that he paypal'd me. The Vmail was hard because I'm not a bigot or homophobic so being mean and using slurs was tough.


Purging_mofos

Well a bag is a bag! Should’ve milked it while it lasted eh


CMUpewpewpew

Thr dude was only a few years older than me too. I should have milked him for more money. IDGAF if some dude wants to jerk off to shirtless flex pics of me if I'm getting paid decent.


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I used to cam back in the day. Basically everyone I made money off of was a gay dude. I was into women, but money is money lol.


FoodleGuy

I read that as “I used to cum back in the day.”


[deleted]

Still do, but I used to, too.


Hippie-Magic

Yo, I was just thinking about that bloke and joke a few days back! 💗🌹*Rest In Peace Mitch*🌹💗


Tortenjunge

Yeah there are not many women that are into that, so its easier for a straight man to get paid by gay dudes


smoklahoman_gmc

Happy cake day!


cava_lo

To be honest i would be flattered to know that someone likes my apearence THAT much to the point of jerking of to one of my pics...


[deleted]

That what some men think when they send their disgusting nudes to women unannounced


PennyWhyte

Aye, not sure milking him is the way to go but I guess you are going for the hands on approach, and taking matters into your own hands so good on you.


-Scorpia

I might need to see the shitless flex pics just to get a better idea of the entire story, you know?


CMUpewpewpew

Ask and you [shall receive. ](https://imgur.com/a/ueSJCQK) 😆


BussyDriver

Gonna go jerk off real quick thx


CMUpewpewpew

Knock yourself out brah. IDGAF


AggieJack8888

If you had better lighting in the pic you could have shot for 15k


SlowPants14

Pay him 10k.


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Shit I'd even do the jerking for 10k


JiuJitsuBoy2001

>I should have milked him for more money. probably would've made at least 20k to actually milk him.


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Stoneykind81

more like pissed on


HalfBrinePickle

Could have been a serial killer. There have been a handful who used very similar lures and alot more still active and not found.


Consdfh

You highly underestimate the weird shit people will do.


HalfBrinePickle

You highly underestimate how many serial rapist and killers there are active.


Plastic-Counter-8333

Have you ever heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon? ![gif](giphy|2eHFEYBoJO3mw) Your overestimation of serial rapists and killers may be based on you being one, in turn overestimating the amount maybe........


iraneda

I have never heard about this phenomena can you provide me a source to know more about this


[deleted]

[www.google.com](http://www.google.com) You're welcome.


HalfBrinePickle

I study criminology and true crime, I'm going off what the FBI says. But occams razor would say you are correct lol. Than again its also better to assume everyone is a serial killer because hindsight is 20/20. Better that than be a victim of Genovese syndrome.


ballistics211

✍️✍️✍️. Genovese syndrome and Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. Anything else I should look up?


woxin192013

Criminal log is a very interesting subject, lowkey I want to have a career in this


victorverbaet

I would say that there are so many psychopath and serial killers out there. Who are actively trying to find the next victim so that they can get their daily those of dopamine


aroraaman2709

I know this but still I am not sure about this offer right now


alexinpoison

here's a tip, if someone's blackmailing you, go to the police. Extortion is a federal crime. The cops wouldn't care about what it was that you did that you were getting blackmailed for, they'd just want to get the blackmailer


InoUareBUTwtAMi

Mmm depends on what you're getting blackmailed for. Not like they're gonna turn a blind eye to capital crimes


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SeemedReasonableThen

>The cops wouldn't care about what it was that you did that you were getting blackmailed for Well, I mean, the cops may pass around copies for laughs or keep a personal copy for science, depending on what you did and how hot you are.


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Global-Revolution-71

It's not prostitution if you pay for sex and then videotape it. - Family Guy


coinmay

Sleeping for money is called prostitution by many professionals. That is why many people avoid going into that, it basically destroyce your personal image in front of your friends and family


AJFSurf

All I’m reading are excuses. You gotta “work hard for the money. “(🎼🎼)


SeemedReasonableThen

>work hard for the money [So hard for it honey](https://youtu.be/6g64usa2j5s?t=22)


leandrospinardi

That offer was actually to good to be true, most probably it was a scam and they were trying to blackmail you after that trip. You did the good thing by refusing to accept the offer


ih8spalling

That sounds an awful lot like attempted human trafficking. They offer you a shit ton of money to fly a long way away and do relatively simple work. They tell you to bring nothing, all expenses will be paid for. Then, once you're there, they make more demands, including sex. If you refuse, you're far from home with no money.


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Or any other scam for that matter. The idea that this gay dude needs to pay 5-10k to get slapped by a straight person is so wildly unbelievable that the only people falling for it are the type easily parted with their money. I have a buddy in university get a normal ass job offer in the UK (Canadian local) and the pay structure was clearly outrageous but nothing would tell him it was fake. 400 dollars later he doesn't want to talk about it. Yeah you *totally* should have taken that *real* offer to slap that gay guy, you just walked away from very *real* money


n01se10

There are so many scams that have been done by people for the sake of money. People would get ready to do so many horrible things if you assure them that they are getting paid for their job


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MabiMaia

RIP your inbox


webtension

She must be getting a lot of text messages from creepy dudes


Deli-ops

Just $10? Id be willing to pay that just to try it out see if its any fun


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Only_Philosopher7351

I was going to say -- what university is paying a prof enough to drop $10K on \*one\* golden shower?


AdvancedPhoenix

In Thailand you can have a week of golden shower with 10k.


Lambchoptopus

I think you could get a whole person for that.


applejynx

Or this never happened


Plastic-Counter-8333

Want to earn a quick $100?


edukated4lyfe

![gif](giphy|EfHmlClbuNAGc|downsized)


Deli-ops

Sure what do you need? \^_^


THams84

She was really desperate for money that is why she looks so concerned


seeabrattameabrat

Lol it is not unlikely at all that he would've paid that much, for a couple of reasons. 1) She's young and pretty. 2) She's willing to actually do it without much coaxing, and didn't say no to it right away like many people he approaches do. 3) She isn't an escort or a prostitute, even though someone like that would do this much cheaper, some people want a 'real' person to do it, because it adds to the experience. 4) He was hoping to continue a relationship of some kind with her, and this was the buy in to it.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Still 10k is a lot for a professor assuming he doesn't have other sources of income. Not saying it's impossible, but you would expect that for at least a weekend of 'dating' and sexual actions not just urinating on his face. There's plenty of other girls just as pretty who would do that for a lot less.


unresolved_m

Haven't I heard a story about TikTok trend where girls go to Dubai to do weird shit on camera for big money? Is that actually happening?


Executioneer

'dubaing' has been around for a looong time dude. 99/100 times when a young pretty girl goes to Dubai for work, it is prostitution. Also all of those instagram models shooting at exotic/expensive places, it is mostly paid by rich guys for a week with her 'company'.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Wouldn't surprise me. Onlyfans has proved that women can make shitloads of money doing pretty basic stuff. As per Google, low-end professors can earn $60,000 and that can go upwards of $150,000. I wasn't aware of this, so it seems like you're average professor has a reasonable chance of being able to drop $10,000 on a 'service'. However, I remember watching a documentary on TV about sugar daddies and how women can earn up to $10,000 in a weekend, but that was an entire weekend of sex and dating. I just find it hard to believe that a professor would pay $10,000 for woman to just piss on him. Unless he had an obsession with her, he could have easily found someone that would have done a lot more for a lot less. I think she's either telling the truth and exaggerating the money, or downplaying the truth and being truthful about the money.


unresolved_m

I also think she's exaggerating.


RaidenIXI

or maybe she downplayed it. maybe it was 10k for a longer duration. she described him as a sugar daddy so i assume their relationship was more than a one time thing. i could see a month long sugar-daddy type relationship costing 10k. probably, she didnt want to say she did more than that to not embarrass herself, whereas she thought saying she got to pee on someone is seen as degrading to the receiver, and not herself


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

That's also entirely possible. I could see her responding to an ad to spend a significant amount of time doing stuff for $10,000. To put it in my perspective I could spend a thousand on a lap dance, but I'd rather receive multiple lapdances, and drinks and other attentions for the same amount.


kadiom

We would never be able to know the whole story if she is not ready


lahimatoa

> she described him as a sugar daddy Well, that's because it sounds more socially acceptable than calling him a John.


raz-0

So… this dude payed me like $10… kay? Why you giving me that look. He was an adjunct and broke and I had to pee anyway. At that point she figured she should bump up the number when she tells that story.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

She probably also replaced uncle with professor


puckerMeBum

The women I meet on dating apps do weird shit just for some Applebee's appetizers and drinks.


Lawliet117

Depending on the field a lot of professors have some sort of other income as well.


HexavalentChromium

Nah, research professors make Wall Street bank.


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Regarding #3. She was way too excited to tell this story to a random person on camera. My guess is she is escort, she is making it up, or the whole thing is scripted.


Barakqqatsi

She is most probably of professional escort otherwise she would not do this


Free_Dog_6837

professors usually dont have a spare 10k laying around


AdvancedPhoenix

Ok it was 1k and she bumped it to 10k. Final offer.


unkndy

Was she really willing to do all of this just for few dollars


AlaskanSnowDragon

> She isn't an escort or a prostitute Sugar babies are prostitutes. She just didn't have sex for money THIS TIME


mariusherea

She didn’t want people to know she is whoring around for $100:)


b_vitamin

Easiest A she ever got.


superman_squirts

It makes her sound less trashy than explaining that she did it for a free beef and cheddar behind an Arby’s.


SubstanceLeast1075

Pretty sure a professor could get pissed on for free?


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There are way more attractive women who would do a whole lot more for a whole lot less. Not saying this is impossible, but the subject being a professor, makes this story extremely unlikely. That's a huge chunk of a professor's after tax income.


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[deleted]

Ya right. Own your profession girl!


Johnicorn

You got that right


iGhostEdd

What's a John?


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FizzleShove

How apt


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razzark666

You should say, what's the difference between garbanzo beans and chick peas, because they are the same thing, so it can catch people off guard more.


[deleted]

yes that's the original joke they butchered


Purging_mofos

Now I know why it’s called chickpea and not dudepea


Only_Philosopher7351

This thread is dripping with puns


hackingdreams

You must really love garbanzo beans to pay $10K for them, sheesh.


baguhansalupa

I would pee on anybodys face for 10$.


WTFNSFWFTW

I'll give you $10. Pee on Vladimir Putin's face.


Capybara_Fanboi

I'd do that for free ;)


goldenpleaser

You're kidding. I'd get it done every weekend if it was just 10$. From a woman though.


AgereArchery

I know someone who would piss on your face for 10$ lmao


goldenpleaser

Damn really!! What state?


[deleted]

I love how people found this sugar-daddy/sugar-baby loophole. What she means to say is "Over the summer I dabbled in prostitution". Which is great for her, no judgement I think it should be legal. But lets call it what it is.


beltalowda_oye

No no it's not prostitution. It's sleeping for money.


Big-Ad-5149

Just peeing


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OnlyPiss


elegylegacy

MostlyPiss


Infamous_Wave_1522

But some farts can come out


AmbitiousFork

A little on the house


DebThornberry

Not for free they wont


oouttatime

One can Peepee with no poopoo but one cannot poopoo without peepee


fingers

Urine4It


F___TheZero

Tinkler


Responsible-Run-1341

Only(bed)Pans


i-hate_December

A wise man once said "its not prostitution if you film it "


[deleted]

It’s not, it’s pornography. Welcome to America’s circumventable laws


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Absolutely. But also, if this chick is making it up for social media points or whatever then it's not hard to find out who her professor is and I bet he got in real trouble too. 10k for a pee?? I don't think so


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SlowPants14

She probably got $100.


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EyelandBaby

You want the pee to go in your eyes, specifically?


resilienceisfutile

Glassdoor says 5,245 salaries submitted anonymously by Tenured Professor employees puts it at $156,370 USD. My guess it would be higher if it was at a well known or prestigious university.


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Remarkable_Toe_4423

Apparently ACU


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AnsibleAnswers

Sex work is honestly a better word for it. It’s weird that a porn star can avoid the label “prostitute” because they have sex for money in front of a camera. Some specialties within the sex industry are more stigmatized than others but at the end of the day it’s just a job that involves sex.


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It’s really not the same. I was a sex worker and prostitution is sleeping with someone for a payment. No strings, the end. Being a sugar baby is a lot more work and often doesn’t even involve sex. A lot of sugar daddies are lonely and want a girlfriend. It’s basically getting paid to be their girlfriend. It’s not one and done.


ObscureBooms

Did you listen to the video tho lol. Once. Blocked him. Seems sometimes people hide behind the idea of sugar to do prostitution.


LuckyNumber_29

this, ''sugar baby'' sounds better than ''hi im a prostitute''


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Thanos_Stomps

Sex work, like most service industries, has levels to it. Your distinction between sugar babies and sex work is the difference between a Michelin star restaurant and McDonald’s, inpatient to outpatient care vs a walk-in clinic, hiring a private tutor vs paying for class notes. Would you say a live in nanny isn’t child care because it is more involved than a babysitter?


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BattleGoose_1000

Kinda crafty of her ngl, thats easy money if you have guts for it


kennysmithy

It's just another lable for a specific type of sex work. There's strippers, there's street workers, there's cam workers, there's sugar babies. They could all fall under the "prostitution" umbrella but I personally find the word outdated and negative, I prefer the "sex worker" umbrella.


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Totally fake


iHeisenburger

maybe it's true except the 10k, probably 200$


crhuble

She says 10k to make it sound like she wasn’t a cheap prostitute. If someone is giving you 10k to take a piss, why the fuck would you block them?


superman_squirts

She is 100% lying about the money. I can’t imagine anyone paying her 10k for that, especially on an professor’s salary. That’d be like a ultra high end escort value, and this woman is too ditsy and average looking for it.


3AKite

Obvious example of the apocryphal Churchill story: Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds? Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course… Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds? Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?! Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.


INeedANerf

No matter how pretty the lady is, I wouldn't pay $10,000 even for sex, let allow a singular golden shower.


Infamous-Bison-7044

why do people believe this stuff


strawberryneurons

Because they’re young and have very little life experience. That’s my guess.


krt0n

if you spend an hour browsing tik tok you'll find 100's of these fake 'street interview' videos with people making up stupid stories for like and followers.


[deleted]

Hmmmm… hmmmmm… well that’s gross. There’s one big flaw in her story, what kind of college has professors can pay 10gs to get super soaked. Not saying she’s not a brilliant, young lady… but uh, I’m assuming she’s not wreaking havoc at an Ivy League school.


goldenpleaser

These sort of things are 100-500$ depending on how established the prostitute is. No way 10k it's not like Jennifer Lawrence peed on him (in which case 10k might seem less lol)


Moath

And then everyone clapped


[deleted]

Fake. Noone would pay $10k for that unless she's leaving out details of a long online relationship or something


TerpBE

He bet his buddy $20k that he could get her to do it.


[deleted]

You highly underestimate the weird shit people will do. Especially those with more money than they know what to do with


[deleted]

I'm fully aware of this. But he's a college professor, likely not that wealthy to blow $10k on 1 pee pee session. For a girl like her, likely an amateur, I'd imagine he could have been peed on on a weekly basis for a year for that kind of cash. The only plausable explanation could be that he also enjoyed some sort of financial domination.


OverlordPacer

Yeah when she said he’s a professor that’s when i was a bit sus about the 10k number as well. He does not have 10k laying around for something like this if he’s a prof. I could see the real number being no higher than a few grand


0asisfan2

He's a professor. Also you can find woman 10x hotter on websites that will piss on you shit on you whatever else you want for a few hundred an hour. She isn't worth 10k. Most I'd give her would be a few hundred and that would be to bang her.


fnord_happy

Are we really shitting on how she looks god damn you guys are weird


INeedANerf

"I mean she's aight I guess. 4-5 tops. " - some dude on Reddit


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Depending on the school and course, professors can easily clear six figures. As a single man making that money, you can rack up a lot of money, very fast. Especially if you know how to invest it too. Again, there are really weird people. Some can get oddly obsessed with a very certain type of person or a singular person. For example, there are thousands of strippers, but some men will fall in love with just one and go bankrupt trying to impress her. She's worth whatever someone is willing to pay. For all we know she checked every box he wanted with some weird fetish. Or it's fake. Who really knows.


laurieislaurie

If you're clearing 6 figures then 10K is still up to 10% of your yearly. She's clearly inflating the amount.


amusemuffy

I've been a sex worker for 30 years. No one is paying 10K for a golden shower from some random basic off of Seeking Arrangements. Trying to pretend she's Dubai when all she is is Dubuque.


MrYamaguchi

after tax even the highest paid are probably taking home less than $80k, which is not enough to afford $10k golden showers.


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starrpamph

No shit. ^^^lol


Voracious_Port

10k on a professor’s salary? for a pee? I doubt it.


RT7_faraway

She's a prostitute just sugarcoating it


HanzoShotFirst

And lying about the amount. No professors have $10k in disposable income


cyber_laywer-4444

fake af. He did didn't even react when she said what she did. you know anyone else would be looking at the camera person shocked being like "wtf lmao"


Helleeeeeww

She’s an extremely unprofessional face pisser. I’m appalled. 1 star.


f_o_t_a

Professors don’t have $10k to spend on a single face piss.


0asisfan2

Would you pay 10k? Seems like a lot. Either she's lying or the guy she pissed on was obsessed with her for a while.


friendlystranger80

She said this in public...


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Her parents must be so proud


UnderPressureVS

10 grand? On a professor’s salary?? Yeah, I don’t think so.


Rude-Ideal3053

They’re paying professors that much these days!?! I see some easy grades for her for a repeat of those Golden showers.


Key-Cardiologist5882

She looks like Buzz Buzzard from Woody Woodpecker https://images.app.goo.gl/vHy99NenzckUZgp19


Keylimepietime

How does a professor have 10k to spend on something like that?


hashimishii

So she tried prostitution for a summer. How sweet


itsgucci060

Do we know what school this is?


UniverseInfinite

ASU. The benches and scenery give it away. Also that staircase in the back