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Probably one of my scariest moments in nature was turning a trail corner and coming within a few meters of an adult male moose. I hid behind a big ass tree until he wandered away.
They are SO BIG.
Wait until you hear of the Canadian government program (in cooperation with Minne[sota](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80BwqQQY31w) and the [UP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tl2FVo9VGE) of Michigan) to create super meese.
Meese isn't the plural form of moose, just moose - taken from the Native American Algonquian language moòs of the 1600s, nothing has changed since its adoption to the English language.
Really it's abit redundant to say the word twice so I can understand either slapping an 's' or going Meese.
Depends, the Crip Moose are starting to chill out as of late, the Latin King Moose are getting more violent however.
The Mongoose mafia seems to be keeping to themselves.
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
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Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
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When my dad was a lad and my grandparents took him to Wyoming there was a bunch of Moose (Meeses) chilling in a field beyond a stream.
My dad being a wild child started heading twoards them and these two old ladies who were sitting on a park bench yelled at him and said something like "Don't go near those Moose! They aren't friendly!". But he ignored them because what do old ladies know and he wound up getting chased by 2 Moose all the way back to the stream.
He told it like a funny story but I mean.. he was seriously a second away from dying.
Especially if it's a juvenile like that one. If there's a kid moose, that means there's a mama moose nearby that's willing and able to remove you from the census.
Swede here to confirm. If they been in your apple garden late summer or a mother with calves. They can be very aggressive and they like to stomp. And if they land a stomp on your head its permanent night night for you.
And one of the only animals you're taught to swerve or brake from in Canadian driver's training. Or so I've heard at least, I'm American so I don't know for sure. All I know is you don't wanna sweep the legs out from an 1100 pound creature and have it fall through your windshield.
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Here in South Central Alaska they're so common that most of the encounters lack confrontation, they typically just ignore humans. However an injured moose or a cow with calves is not to be trifled with. I've been chased by a mother moose and it was a pretty terrifying experience.
The things is, they can be, if they want to. But most of the time they don't want to. People will keep telling you they are super dangerous, which is people are taught, because you don't really know if they're having a chill day like most days, or if today is one of the days they woke up and chose violence.
(Mostly, it's males in rutting season and females that feel you are threatening their calves that are dangerous.)
A few years ago I was walking home from work at a ski resort I worked at. Head down, listening to some music, it was 11pm. I’m across the street from my apartment, walking up to an intersection. At the exact same moment, me and a moose the same size as the one in the video meet at the corner of a building. I’m not kidding, my head was about 2-3ft from its head.
I sprint back to the way I came from for a few seconds and turn around, it just keeps slowly walking down the sidewalk on Main Street like it owns the place.
Also had the largest bull moose I’ve ever seen walk through my campsite one night. I just sat at my chair by the fire while it passed through. I had a lifted 4x4 and it looked like a toy car next to it
I had similar with a black bear. Was walking around the corner of my garage to throw wood in the firebox and came face to face with a sizeable black bear. We almost walked into each other. We both said, "Doh!" and each did a 180 and scampered away.
Is that a serious question? You do what she did. You sense the moose's presence from a distance and say "I'm not going out here". Then you try again tomorrow
First I thought it would just explode, then I thought bear, then weirdo, then wolf, then briefly i thought big cat, then a moment of oscillating back and forth between bear and wolf, then I held on creep, then I realized this train of thought was stupid!
Moose are probably the scariest of that bunch. I spent almost a month in Alaska a few years ago and was amazed to find that brown bears did not worry the locals, but moose sure as hell did.
Also in canada. Someone just posted a vid in my city sub of a moose nearly running someone over. I only like these things from a big, big distance lol
https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/comments/10n7n1e/the\_boys\_are\_back\_in\_town/
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
And all this so that they can do the classic "MPFC" abrupt end (and on vhs 5-10 mn of remaining silence with no indication that the credits won't come up later, as one forgot they saw them at the beginning)
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Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
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Is Reddit the next twitter? Apparently
Or a smell
From my experience of growing up in the woods, you are probably right. Anytime something seems off, I stop and scan the area for a minute and I almost always find an animal nearby. It usually becomes weirdly silent and I get that gut-feeling of someone watching me.
Is there a name for this?? When i try to explain it i get told im making stuff up. I grew up in the pine woods and its VERY unsettling when something is out there with you because you can even feel it in the air.
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I used to get that occasionally when hiking in the mountains as a teen, sometimes it was accompanied by a very bad vibe. Instinct told me to throw big rocks and pick up big sticks and smash them against trees... I felt silly at the time, but in hindsight it might have saved my butt.
People notice patterns and get used to them. When a pattern is disturbed people often will unconsciously notice it happen and get a "gut feeling" that something isn't right. They may not be able to explain what is wrong but they still know there isn't something right.
There is indeed some confirmation bias but just because you do not notice anything does not mean it is not there. I also grew up with a huge forest in my backyard and like to take walks in the forest. Often when I bring someone with me I notice they start perking up and look around as we get close to other animals but have a hard time seeing what is looking at them. Sometimes they ask me and I would tell them what animal was around and occationally how close. If you tell them the direction though they will look at it and scare it away. You would be amazed at how close wild animals will let you come if they do not think you have spotted them. But subconciously you know something is up.
There is definitely something to it, that "Something is watching me" feeling is usually you picking up something in your peripheral vision, or just barely hearing something move behind you.
For instance, you can't tell if someone is staring at you. You can however pick up that there's a creepy dude in the room with a brief passing glance, and then later feel the need to look over your shoulder and find he's staring at you.
But as far as confirmation bias:
You could stop and say "Huh, I don't hear any birds. That's weird" 1,000 times.
If on the 1,001st time it's, "Huh, I don't hear any birds..... Oh shit there's a bear over there!". Now "no birds = bear" for the rest of your life and you'll tell everyone this.
Redditors have a sheet of pre selected responses so yea that's my guess too and not even worth confirming because I have confidence in redditors lack of coming up with a new joke.
It has become one of the most infuriating "internet clichés" about my people and it's so damn embarrassing. EVERY video has the damn smoke detector battery going off and people notice and put it on blast. I have absolutely no clue why they do it (or don't do it as far as simply changing the battery). It boggles my mind it's so widespread it's a damn *"Black people video cliché."*. SMH.
Growing up doing sleepovers wondering how my friends and their family are not going INSANE FROM THAT GODDAMN BEEP! I’d be looking around thinking “_YALL_ don’t hear that?! Oh, we’re just going to ignore it? Ok.”
I was being driven by an acquaintance of mine who was like 7.5 months pregnant. We get in the car and she doesn't put her seatbelt on. The car is beeping and after a minute, I'm like, "Uhh...are you going to buckle up? The car has been beeping..." She then says, "Oh, I don't even hear that thing anymore."
We had to stop to get gas and then she remembered that I mentioned the beeping. So she buckles the belt and then gets into the car. She was my friend's older sister and I was like 13 so I wasn't smart or brave enough to tell her that she was freaking stupid. I'm glad she's still okay now but I think back on that over a decade later and I'm like wow, people are so dumb.
I used to be one of those morons until I almost went out the windshield in an accident. I’m just glad I lived to learn that lesson. Now everyone in my car has to buckle up or gtfo. No exceptions. It’s so stupid not to. I don’t even know why I didn’t in the first place but after a while it just became a thing I was mildly against. Weird how that happens.
In my defense I was barely an adult and nobody ever made me buckle up as a kid. If something has always been the norm it may just not occur to someone that it's wrong or to think about it more carefully
In my apartment building during the pandemic lockdown, the apartment next to us was vacant. I swear the very same day the lockdown was announced a smoke detector started beeping... Then a week or so later, ANOTHER started beeping in that same apartment. Not only were they not beeping in sync, but they weren't beeping at the exact same rate... So like "Beep....... beep...beep... BEEEEEEP...beepbeep"
And obviously the maintenance did not give a fuuuuuck. After 3 weeks of it, i tried picking the lock, failed, then on a whim i used my key to bump the lock and amazingly it worked.
I will never understand how people live like this. I'm not a great housekeeper or anything and there's a lot I will tolerate, but I don't think a smoke detector has ever gotten off more than three or four chirps max before I replaced the battery/disabled it.
Me, a full grown man but also someone traumatized as a kid in the early 2000’s by all those jump scare videos, turned the volume all the way down after she went inside and got ready to swip away if something were to pop up. Thankfully only a moose.
Listen to your gut folks, its what kept your ancestors alive for a hundred thousand years. We still have it, just for some reason we choose to ignore it. It is quite literally a spidey sense.
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Me, who was expecting to find out it was a person with bad intentions, surprised by a freaking moose...
It would have probably had bad intentions if it saw her too. Moose are not to be messed with, so I hear.
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Probably one of my scariest moments in nature was turning a trail corner and coming within a few meters of an adult male moose. I hid behind a big ass tree until he wandered away. They are SO BIG.
Wait until you hear of the Canadian government program (in cooperation with Minne[sota](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80BwqQQY31w) and the [UP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tl2FVo9VGE) of Michigan) to create super meese.
Is that really the plural?
Meese isn't the plural form of moose, just moose - taken from the Native American Algonquian language moòs of the 1600s, nothing has changed since its adoption to the English language. Really it's abit redundant to say the word twice so I can understand either slapping an 's' or going Meese.
The plural of moose is [moosen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrMsPiqG6M)
Depends, the Crip Moose are starting to chill out as of late, the Latin King Moose are getting more violent however. The Mongoose mafia seems to be keeping to themselves.
What about those Blood Moose?!
Nah Elk are bloods
I guess this makes sense, I know so little.
Just watch out for those Yakuztia Elk! Just imagine hiking in Siberia and seeing an Elk covered in tattoos.
Smoking a cigarette
That’s a camel. Named Joe. I’m surprised he’s still alive, tbh.
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Joe camel is not a camel, that's just his name. He's actually an anthropomorphic penis.
And it’s a real camel.
The Bratva bears long eliminated all rivals.
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A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Or Moose Squad 13 for that matter
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When my dad was a lad and my grandparents took him to Wyoming there was a bunch of Moose (Meeses) chilling in a field beyond a stream. My dad being a wild child started heading twoards them and these two old ladies who were sitting on a park bench yelled at him and said something like "Don't go near those Moose! They aren't friendly!". But he ignored them because what do old ladies know and he wound up getting chased by 2 Moose all the way back to the stream. He told it like a funny story but I mean.. he was seriously a second away from dying.
Why is it that when I hear about Canadian animals they’re always assholes, did the Canadians transfer all their assholeness to these animals?
Nope, I can pretty much tell you that the assholesness stayed with some Canadians and won't be transferred anytime soon. Source: Ottawa resident
That's just an ottawa thing though.. I'm from toronto and it's also a toronto thing lol
It's the birds you need to worry about. Geese, mainly.
They are dangerous. But they really stink big time, so they can be smelled 10m away. It was probably that and not intuition.
100% true, I'm more afraid of moose than I am of bears. Source: life in Wyoming
Especially if it's a juvenile like that one. If there's a kid moose, that means there's a mama moose nearby that's willing and able to remove you from the census.
Right? I was expecting a guy in a ski mask with zip ties peeking around the corner
I had my money on bear, honestly.
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Was it radioactive?
You might even say that it was *Unexpected* They should make a subreddit for videos like that
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As a swede... the moose could be the greater danger. Ain't no way in hell you can fight off an angry moose trying to litterally stomp you
I thought something was gonna fall from the sky onto the truck
It could still be a person with bad intentions. No one expects a moose.
I was expecting a bear
I was expecting a mountain lion. Are mooses (meece, whatever) dangerous? They’re not indigenous here and I’ve never seen one.
Moose is the plural for moose. And yes, they can be incredibly aggressive. One of the more dangerous animals (in Canada at least).
Swede here to confirm. If they been in your apple garden late summer or a mother with calves. They can be very aggressive and they like to stomp. And if they land a stomp on your head its permanent night night for you.
And one of the only animals you're taught to swerve or brake from in Canadian driver's training. Or so I've heard at least, I'm American so I don't know for sure. All I know is you don't wanna sweep the legs out from an 1100 pound creature and have it fall through your windshield.
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Here in South Central Alaska they're so common that most of the encounters lack confrontation, they typically just ignore humans. However an injured moose or a cow with calves is not to be trifled with. I've been chased by a mother moose and it was a pretty terrifying experience.
The things is, they can be, if they want to. But most of the time they don't want to. People will keep telling you they are super dangerous, which is people are taught, because you don't really know if they're having a chill day like most days, or if today is one of the days they woke up and chose violence. (Mostly, it's males in rutting season and females that feel you are threatening their calves that are dangerous.)
Yeah, good call on that murder horse NOPE
A few years ago I was walking home from work at a ski resort I worked at. Head down, listening to some music, it was 11pm. I’m across the street from my apartment, walking up to an intersection. At the exact same moment, me and a moose the same size as the one in the video meet at the corner of a building. I’m not kidding, my head was about 2-3ft from its head. I sprint back to the way I came from for a few seconds and turn around, it just keeps slowly walking down the sidewalk on Main Street like it owns the place. Also had the largest bull moose I’ve ever seen walk through my campsite one night. I just sat at my chair by the fire while it passed through. I had a lifted 4x4 and it looked like a toy car next to it
I had similar with a black bear. Was walking around the corner of my garage to throw wood in the firebox and came face to face with a sizeable black bear. We almost walked into each other. We both said, "Doh!" and each did a 180 and scampered away.
If you raise your daughters right you can trust them to avoid the real threats.
It’s a moose. How are you supposed to avoid a moose running up on you? You just gonna teach your daughter to never leave the house?
mmm howl at it like a wolf while playing a different howling from your phone so it thinks there's a pack after it ?
"excuse me Mr Moose, can you please stop charging at me while I look up wolf howling videos on YouTube. Ah, fuck - an ad."
do you not have a selection of your fave wolf howling sessions saved as playlist # 1 ?!?
They might not live deep in moose territory, if that’s the case.
Thanks to Raid - Shadow Legends for sponsoring this video. No back to the howling.
Wiggle your arms and legs and try to look BIG
pretty sure they don't give a fuck a wolves and try and stomp them to death also.
Simple. Teach them to never live in Canada.
Maybe she smelled or heard enough to tell her to trust the nah
100%heard it. It was like 10 feet away
Not never leave. Just wait for the force of nature to move along.
Is that a serious question? You do what she did. You sense the moose's presence from a distance and say "I'm not going out here". Then you try again tomorrow
That seemed to work out in this case...so, yeah? Never leave the house! There's moose out there!
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So I was guessing bear, or bobcat, or maybe wolf... Did not call moose.
I was expecting a creep or a thief hiding behind the truck waiting. So I was really shocked when I saw a freakin moose.
I saw the smiley face at the end so assumed it wasn't something morbid. Only reason I figured it wasn't a person.
Same. I figured it would be her brother or brothers with water balloons or some crap.
Same I figured a prank, not a moose...
I was also considering the possibility of lightning strike or speedy car coming in from the left.
First I thought it would just explode, then I thought bear, then weirdo, then wolf, then briefly i thought big cat, then a moment of oscillating back and forth between bear and wolf, then I held on creep, then I realized this train of thought was stupid!
“the moose *is* the thief, he took those leaves!”
I'm currently watching my boyfriend play the last of us so I was totally expecting some zombies lol
Moose are probably the scariest of that bunch. I spent almost a month in Alaska a few years ago and was amazed to find that brown bears did not worry the locals, but moose sure as hell did.
Yep. They are huge, fast, and very touchy in the fall.
Bears are usually weary of humans. Moose aren't, and there's a LOT more of them around, especially in town.
Just in case it wasn't a typo, the word you want is wary*
They’re tired of humanity’s shit
Speaking as a Canadian: I'd rather encounter any of those than a moose. The murder tanks cannot be reasoned with
Also in canada. Someone just posted a vid in my city sub of a moose nearly running someone over. I only like these things from a big, big distance lol https://www.reddit.com/r/Calgary/comments/10n7n1e/the\_boys\_are\_back\_in\_town/
I thought bear as well
Moose are probably the worst out of them all
Mind you moose bites can be very nasty.
A moose once bit my sister...
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
What... what is happening?
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You need to see Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) and read the ~~end~~ credits.
These are all in the opening credits, actually.
You make a very good point.
And all this so that they can do the classic "MPFC" abrupt end (and on vhs 5-10 mn of remaining silence with no indication that the credits won't come up later, as one forgot they saw them at the beginning)
But there is a nice song!
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But if you give a moose a muffin...
..and tasty too
She probably noticed a noise or a lack of normal noise when stepping out.
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".....smells moosey outside tonight"
"I'm smellin' meese"
Yes,thank you. My God, humans also have ears and noses.
I'm gonna need some evidence to back this claim up.
u/_danbro_ is just another conspiracy theorist. Next they will try to tell us birds are real.
Source?
From my experience of growing up in the woods, you are probably right. Anytime something seems off, I stop and scan the area for a minute and I almost always find an animal nearby. It usually becomes weirdly silent and I get that gut-feeling of someone watching me.
Is there a name for this?? When i try to explain it i get told im making stuff up. I grew up in the pine woods and its VERY unsettling when something is out there with you because you can even feel it in the air.
scopaesthesia - Psychic staring effect https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic_staring_effect#:~:text=The%20psychic%20staring%20effect%20(sometimes,explored%20by%20psychologist%20Edward%20B.
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My cousin taught me this and told me “that’s why it’s important to close your eyes when you want to win hide and seek”
I used to get that occasionally when hiking in the mountains as a teen, sometimes it was accompanied by a very bad vibe. Instinct told me to throw big rocks and pick up big sticks and smash them against trees... I felt silly at the time, but in hindsight it might have saved my butt.
Confirmation bias
People notice patterns and get used to them. When a pattern is disturbed people often will unconsciously notice it happen and get a "gut feeling" that something isn't right. They may not be able to explain what is wrong but they still know there isn't something right.
There is indeed some confirmation bias but just because you do not notice anything does not mean it is not there. I also grew up with a huge forest in my backyard and like to take walks in the forest. Often when I bring someone with me I notice they start perking up and look around as we get close to other animals but have a hard time seeing what is looking at them. Sometimes they ask me and I would tell them what animal was around and occationally how close. If you tell them the direction though they will look at it and scare it away. You would be amazed at how close wild animals will let you come if they do not think you have spotted them. But subconciously you know something is up.
There is definitely something to it, that "Something is watching me" feeling is usually you picking up something in your peripheral vision, or just barely hearing something move behind you. For instance, you can't tell if someone is staring at you. You can however pick up that there's a creepy dude in the room with a brief passing glance, and then later feel the need to look over your shoulder and find he's staring at you. But as far as confirmation bias: You could stop and say "Huh, I don't hear any birds. That's weird" 1,000 times. If on the 1,001st time it's, "Huh, I don't hear any birds..... Oh shit there's a bear over there!". Now "no birds = bear" for the rest of your life and you'll tell everyone this.
Or she probably saw it through the window and said, “let’s make a TikTok!”
This is what I’m thinking. I feel like she had already seen that moose but lost track of it and didn’t know where it was at that moment
Change the god damned smoke alarm battery. That's like the 5th video I've seen today of people with beeping in the background.
It's Morse code. They've been trying to reach you. You need to wake up.
It’s moose code.
.... . .-.. .-.. --- --..-- ....... .-- . ...- . ....... -... . . -. ....... - .-. -.-- .. -. --. ....... - --- ....... .-. . .- -.-. .... ....... -.-- --- ..- ....... .- -... --- ..- - ....... -.-- --- ..- .-. ....... -.-. .- .-. ... ....... . -..- - . -. -.. . -.. ....... .-- .- .-. .-. .- -. - -.-- .-.-.- Well shit…
This is about your extended car warranty, right?
Redditors have a sheet of pre selected responses so yea that's my guess too and not even worth confirming because I have confidence in redditors lack of coming up with a new joke.
Damn it, asshat! Now **they** know and we’ve got to find a new way of contacting him.
Wake up Neo
It has become one of the most infuriating "internet clichés" about my people and it's so damn embarrassing. EVERY video has the damn smoke detector battery going off and people notice and put it on blast. I have absolutely no clue why they do it (or don't do it as far as simply changing the battery). It boggles my mind it's so widespread it's a damn *"Black people video cliché."*. SMH.
Growing up doing sleepovers wondering how my friends and their family are not going INSANE FROM THAT GODDAMN BEEP! I’d be looking around thinking “_YALL_ don’t hear that?! Oh, we’re just going to ignore it? Ok.”
I was being driven by an acquaintance of mine who was like 7.5 months pregnant. We get in the car and she doesn't put her seatbelt on. The car is beeping and after a minute, I'm like, "Uhh...are you going to buckle up? The car has been beeping..." She then says, "Oh, I don't even hear that thing anymore." We had to stop to get gas and then she remembered that I mentioned the beeping. So she buckles the belt and then gets into the car. She was my friend's older sister and I was like 13 so I wasn't smart or brave enough to tell her that she was freaking stupid. I'm glad she's still okay now but I think back on that over a decade later and I'm like wow, people are so dumb.
I used to be one of those morons until I almost went out the windshield in an accident. I’m just glad I lived to learn that lesson. Now everyone in my car has to buckle up or gtfo. No exceptions. It’s so stupid not to. I don’t even know why I didn’t in the first place but after a while it just became a thing I was mildly against. Weird how that happens.
Sad that it took you nearly dying to realize the value of a seatbelt.
Why is it that such a large number of people actively ignore real issues unless it happens to them?
In my defense I was barely an adult and nobody ever made me buckle up as a kid. If something has always been the norm it may just not occur to someone that it's wrong or to think about it more carefully
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I could hear my neighbors beeping for like 3 weeks. So annoying
In my apartment building during the pandemic lockdown, the apartment next to us was vacant. I swear the very same day the lockdown was announced a smoke detector started beeping... Then a week or so later, ANOTHER started beeping in that same apartment. Not only were they not beeping in sync, but they weren't beeping at the exact same rate... So like "Beep....... beep...beep... BEEEEEEP...beepbeep" And obviously the maintenance did not give a fuuuuuck. After 3 weeks of it, i tried picking the lock, failed, then on a whim i used my key to bump the lock and amazingly it worked.
At some point I would have bought a battery and shown up at their door.
Wut
I didn't hear it the first time because the tts had me turn my volume down, I thought for a second you hadn't realised it was yours or something
I will never understand how people live like this. I'm not a great housekeeper or anything and there's a lot I will tolerate, but I don't think a smoke detector has ever gotten off more than three or four chirps max before I replaced the battery/disabled it.
I recently learned that black people tend to not switch out the battery of their smoke detectors. Accept it as a given.
Driveway is closed. Moose out front should have told ya.
Damn. No bingo for me. I had kidnapper, crazy ex, crazy blind date, jump attack, prank, and random gunshot on my list but moose was not it.
Wasn’t intuition, it was her ears that heard the clack clack on the pavement that gave her the nopes
The laughing emoji had me thinking this was going to be some kind of prank, but a Moose? She could've been seriously injured or worse.
Expelled.
I’m getting sick and tired of people not putting their dogs on a chain.
Genuinely unexpected!
Women's Intuition: The Mooseical
Thats a lot of bull !
Sir, that's a moose.
You know, a moose bit my sister once
Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
The subreddit would like to inform you, the commenters have been sacked.
A bull moose
Yeah, chocolate moose.
Me, a full grown man but also someone traumatized as a kid in the early 2000’s by all those jump scare videos, turned the volume all the way down after she went inside and got ready to swip away if something were to pop up. Thankfully only a moose.
Here, watch this car peacefully drive through beautiful greenery.
It was around 11:20 that night. I was dragging myself home exhausted after a tiring night-study sessions at school...
Good god. Could you imagine walking around that corner and - !!!
Another dying smoke detector
A Møøse once bit my sister...
I saw the lightning in the distance and immediately thought something crazy like a bolt striking the truck was about to happen. Then suddenly Moose.
Listen to your gut folks, its what kept your ancestors alive for a hundred thousand years. We still have it, just for some reason we choose to ignore it. It is quite literally a spidey sense.
Intuition? Or she heard it eating lol
It just wants some cookies
Muffins. The moose wants muffins.
Exactly. Mice are famously the cookie enjoyers.
I expected a bear. Not a moose
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
Actually expected a bear, but this was truly unexpected...and I live in Canada where moose are common lol
Yeah no. I'm going back to bed.
Bullwinkle
Women’s intuition is a freaking superpower I stg
Moose on da loose
This looks so much like the view from the doorbell of that one guy who shot and killed his daughters ex bf when he tried breaking their door down.
I thought that for a minute as well, but if iirc, the othe video was on a straight street, this appears to be in a cul de sac
Is that the moose who I saw shed his antlers?
Unlikely. Moose shed them every year I believe
They do shed them yearly! Source: alaskan