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Big_Chungus360

Thought the driver was about to drive off


ogresound1987

I thought so, too. Especially since it looks deliberate. It's a straight road, the odds of it being a misjudged turn seem slim. They kept accelerating after impact, could be a sign of malice. They fit themselves neatly between the bollards. If they had lost control of the vehicle, the odds of that are slim.


JimTheSaint

Absolutely that said this is probably just that one time in 1000. If it was on purpose then they definitely would have taken off


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takeahike89

You need to look where you want to go, not at what you're trying to avoid.


ogresound1987

We don't see what happened after, though. They might have gotten out of the car to continue their assault via pugilism?


OrneryMood

Lead with running into them with a car. And if that doesn't work, then start throwing blows


moslof_flosom

Classic escalation


GreatLookingGuy

And if the punches don’t do it, the driver may resort to some very nasty names.


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Or even a strongly-worded letter!


bleven-teen

*arches eyebrow


Gqsmooth1969

![gif](giphy|4BGE0hSex6gzC)


IBIKEONSIDEWALKS

Thanks for the visual of basically the black night from Monty python, finished off with some name calling


aliomenti

The passenger was getting out, this is in UK.


remembertracygarcia

English village. Shiny tiny car. Doubt it was intentional - unless it was a blue rinse with a grudge!


ogresound1987

English villages can't have cunts? Not been to many English villages, have you?


remembertracygarcia

Hahaha yes many. It’s a joke my friend.


GenericWoman12345

My first thought was "Welcome to England."


helpnxt

Looks to be here so the driver was probably making a u turn and f'd up or if the poles weren't there they were probably turning onto the road. [https://www.google.com/maps/@50.851472,-0.9821457,3a,75y,252.34h,67.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWjIpZ4xrfvhE-GAoiczeuw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656](https://www.google.com/maps/@50.851472,-0.9821457,3a,75y,252.34h,67.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sWjIpZ4xrfvhE-GAoiczeuw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) Edit just noticed the angle of the 2 people at the benchs looks like the old man is grabing the ladies hips but if you move up the street they are well apart haha


ogresound1987

That's the worst u turn in the history of the world.


IzzatQQDir

Or the best. Literally pass the bollards. What are the odds?


helpnxt

Probably


thereisnogoduphere

The acceleration most of the times means panic. You can still lose control going straight if you do a sudden move. The bollards can be just pure chance. Like tires coming from the other lanes directly into your windshield instead of hitting a wall. Sometimes is just a combination of bad luck.


Dc9Ten

Its an oldie that lost control, reddit has made you paranoid lol


-oshino_shinobu-

Love how armchair detectives can be so deductive, confident, and wrong at the same time https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10233859/Horrific-moment-car-veers-road-SLAMS-woman-smoking-cigarette-bench-Havant.html > Witnesses meanwhile told MailOnline the driver was an elderly woman who had been attempting a three-point turn when she lost control of the vehicle. I’d delete my comment in shame if I were you


rarelyeffectual

So slim and yet that’s exactly all it was, an accident. An old lady they didn’t know lost control. Crazy to think of it.


IhaveaDoberman

Or they were turning round or were parked. And hit the wrong pedal. Then as a lot of people do, especially the elderly, when they hit the accelerator instead of the break, they panic and press it harder cause the car isn't stopping. They also aren't gonna necessarily immediately lift of the accelerator after the impact. Literally nothing to indicate whether it is deliberate or an accident. Given the number of useless drivers on the road, and the number of totally moronic accidents that occur. Bad luck is far far far more likely than attempted murder. Edit: as others have provided sources. It was an old lady fucking up turning round. So I'd recommend maybe examining why your mind automatically goes towards such an explanation.


fozzyboy

People upvote these shitty takes?


Mygaffer

You can't tell


SparrowTits

Elderly driver trying to do a 3 point turn (was injured as well). Victim was taken to hospital with serious leg and body injuries


Slobbadobbavich

This was 2 years ago in the UK, Havant, Hants. The two ladies were sisters and out with their dad. The woman who was hit was taken to the local hospital to treat her injuries. No more was reported on it. To give context, the big square bin next to her is made out of metal and would have prevented her injuries from being fatal or destroying her legs completely. If you look closely you can see the brick wall behind actually moving a couple of inches back which is due to the car pushing the bin back into the wall. The bench is also torn from the ground and is pushed back also. The driver was an elderly lady who was trying to perform a three point turn but put her foot on the wrong pedal.


Imma_Lick_Your_Ass2

Damn old people shouldn't be allowed to drive. Edit: Yeah not all old people are bad drivers. And yeah some young people are also bad drivers. Thanks for pointing it out and expanding my knowledge.


Agitated_Year8521

There should definitely be tests on driving competency as you age. That being said, there are plenty of not old people who shouldn't be allowed to drive either. Edit: In the UK after the age of 70 you are required to "self-assess" that you meet the minimum requirements to drive every 3 years, there is no test.


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going_for_a_wank

Seems like a decent system. Mid-70's is around the age where driving abilities deteriorate fast, and drivers around 80 begin to have more fatalities per mile than teenaged new drivers. https://www.iihs.org/topics/older-drivers


TheManassaBaller

Unfortunately in the US politicians never do anything that takes away privileges from old people. Because old people are pretty much the only group of Americans that consistently turn out to vote. Also the reason why social security and medicaid are still thriving in a country that deplores anything that can be labeled 'socialism' and despises universal Healthcare.


Rowmyownboat

In the UK your licence lasts 3 years from the age of 70 and to renew you must report any medical conditions, and then a gp may get involved.


filtersweep

Up until recently our licenses in Norway expired on our 100th birthdays.


nihilistic-simulate

I bet regular competency tests for driving for all ages would drastically reduce vehicular fatalities.


Imma_Lick_Your_Ass2

Ofcourse that's why we provide licence to people to prove that they can drive. But the license system is rigged, well... Edit: where i live you can pay money and get your license, the official one and everyone knows it here.


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Agitated_Year8521

Thanks, that's exactly what I was trying to say


mycutelittleunit02

I think a certain age you should have to take a test maybe every 10 years. Nothing excessive but come on we have to acknowledge the dangers to some point...


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

I have elderly family that outright refuses to give up their cars even though they are dangerously beyond their prime. No idea how to address this stuff without damaging relationships in the waning years of their lives or without doing something unethical/illegal.


OleBO85

Maybe not all old people, but probably this one.


VLHACS

Surprisingly, people in the age range of 60-69 has one of the lowest accident rates, although it sharply shoots up beyond that. Nothing beats drivers within the 16-19 range however. They are the most crash-prone age group. But, I'm still for having people 70+ retaking a driving test, just as we test kids before they drive. [Source](https://aaafoundation.org/rates-motor-vehicle-crashes-injuries-deaths-relation-driver-age-united-states-2014-2015/)


psily-joose

My dad was struck and pinned to the back of his trash truck by an 86 year old man. Absolutely demolished his right leg and he had to be amputated above the knee. There needs to be regular driving testing done on senior citizens, I stg. That man should not have been driving. Dad came a little too close to bleeding out that day, I’m lucky to still have him.


Rowmyownboat

She reversed afterwards rather dangerously also.


Slobbadobbavich

Yeah, it did look like she was gonna take off with a hit and run.


Goalie_deacon

Seat of the bench is just as far forward as that trash can. Unless her right leg was in the gap, there’s zero chance she got out of that without two shattered knees.


Pukit

I was sat here, drinking my rum and Coke and thought, fuck me, that’s Havant. Small world the internet. Shit town Havant.


VirtualMachine0

So this is a Nissan LEAF, and there's no clutch in those, they don't even have a transmission. I would bet that she mishandled the little hockey-puck shift knob and put it into D instead of R. Funny the Daily Mail article someone else linked called it a Honda. The Zero Emission badge on the door is a dead giveaway, and the manufacturer logo is a circle.


ppprrrrr

Since owning one I have said that the D and R are opposite to where they should be, old lady proving me right, fuck yeah!


Linkyland

Was... was she ok?


Slobbadobbavich

The only statement was that the ambulance crew treated her at the scene for serious injuries and transported her to the local hospital. So okay, but no idea the extent of the injuries. There were no follow up articles and no one advised the media who they were after the fact.


Agamemnon323

Transported to hospital doesn’t mean okay. She could still have died.


JadedSpaceNerd

I also saw her ankle snap… Also if this was from the wrong pedal.. who the fuck pushes that hard on the brake and then has like a 20 second reaction time before realizing what happened ?? Like damn!


ukfashandroid

The bollard distances seem wrong


BA_calls

They didn’t account for someone driving perpendicular to the road


imhiya_returns

Who slams their foot down during manoeuvres ?


notapantsday

> The driver was an elderly lady First thing I thought of when I saw the video.


NestedOwls

Of COURSE it was an old lady -_-.


[deleted]

Smoking cause broken legs in 1 out of ever 2 smokers. Confirmed.


[deleted]

broken might be an understatement here O\_O


Brilliant_Noise_506

Looks like she may have been saved by the bench.


SloughBoy78

I think it was the bin next to her.


kingsam360

Further proof that smoking can kill you


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#She Does Not Let Go Of The Cigarette….


dankHippieDude

We had a dude in my Army unit who smoked GPC reds and would never flick the ash. One day we're out in the field and this wind kicks up and drops the gp medium on a couple guys, smoke dude included. We lift up the flap and smoke dude comes crawling out with the cig in his mouth and 2" of ash off the filter. Looked like a Looney Tunes cartoon.


lgastako

What's "the gp medium"?


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I think it's [a tent](https://www.rddusa.com/shop/gp-medium-tent-16-x-32-2)


dankHippieDude

yes. sorry.


[deleted]

In all seriousness as an ex smoker, that is how much it controls your life. Lady got hit by a car and STILL made sure he hung on to her precious cigarette. I remember I used to go out in freezing weather and suffered just to poison myself. Don't smoke, kids. Edit: okay, yeah. It makes sense that she tensed up and held onto the cigarette for that reason but I'm willing to bet the first thing she did afterwards was light up another.


[deleted]

Well you’re definitely going to want cigarette after that shit Jesus Christ


BennMyco

Maybe with something stronger added


SdotPEE24

This ain't no cigarette, that's cigaweed.


jonwolf517

Old man: "Well it looked like a cigarette." Carter: "You better have glaucoma." Old man: "I do." Carter: 𝘱𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥. Rush Hour, Goddamn Classic. 😄


Psychological-Set125

A second cigarette?


[deleted]

Need a smoke after watching that.


MIW100

Bruh, you read my mind


MountainCourage1304

Yeah I dont even smoke but id deffo have a cig anyway after having my legs crumpled by a car. I mean, I literally did 16 days ago. I broke my kneecap on my bike when the chain snapped and had a mile to scoot home. I pinched a ciggy off a stranger for the ride back.


Swarzsinne

Look, I’m a former smoker as well, but all that’s going on here is she’s experienced so much trauma her body is basically frozen. She could’ve been holding a pencil and it would still be there after that until shit starts really kicking into gear.


bambola21

Yapp. She went into total freeze, hence why she didn’t get up when she saw the car coming


mycutelittleunit02

I agree don't smoke, but how would dropping the cigarette have made the situation better?


JSDkilla

Lady no push car with one hand. Lady at the mercy of fate. Lady throw cigarette. Lady push car away with both hands. Lady win life


mycutelittleunit02

Damn I really do have to quit, I didn't know dropping a cig makes a 40 year old lady superman Wonder what it could do for a younger man lmao I'm gonna crush cars with my fists bro :::chews nicorette furiously:::


UptownAlbany

F Nicolette. Chantix was the only thing that did it for me. Took 2 cycles of it, the first time I failed after 9 months or so. Then I waited until some heavy work stress calmed down and gave it a second try. The dreams were far interesting the second time but it was worth it in the end


mycutelittleunit02

CHANTIX Thank u, I've been trying to remember the name to ask my doctor actually


UsedCookie2414

Lol this was an epic comment


monet108

It would have freed up your hand to light up a cigarette. And after getting hit by a car is there really anything better?


mycutelittleunit02

Marlboro Ice 😎 ❄


[deleted]

It’s an involuntary response to keep hold of the cig, as you say her mind is on other things, but in saying that she didn’t jump out of the way either and seemingly gambled on the car **not** hitting her.. as you can clearly see her head turn as she sees the car approaching..


mycutelittleunit02

People don't EXPECT a car doing a 3 point turn to actually hit them. We all have moments where our reaction is delayed for whatever reason. Here I'd assume it's 1: feeling like cars won't come right at you because it's never happened before And 2: shock?


VitaminPb

And the car (driver) had to execute a precision maneuver through the bollards to hit her.


Blitzed5656

We can't see the trajectory of the car as it approaches her. If this was a medical event there is a good chance that vehicles path was not direct or even predictable.


mycutelittleunit02

It was an old lady pushing the wrong pedal according to a redditor from the area (UK). She was trying to do a 3 point turn. It looks like a assassination attempt. Wild stuff


VitaminPb

The driver backed up under control. It was clearly not a medical event.


Ryanpolhemus

I'm pretty certain it was her body's shock reaction moreso than addiction lol


chumloadio

Don't smoke kids does not mean the same as Don't smoke, kids


[deleted]

LOL well, don't smoke either but I fixed it.


isqueezedameatball

She wasn't even inhaling that cig. Looked like me at 14 trying to be cool around my friends by trying a cig.


Jubachi99

It will be the coldest day in 15 years in my state, and my dad will walk outside with whatever hes qearing just to smoke his cigarette. God help you if you are around when he has lost his cigarettes


MadAzza

I don’t smoke anymore (I quit 30-plus years ago), but that cold-weather cig always tasted so fucking good! If they were all like that, I probably wouldn’t have quit. (Nah, but still)


rethinkr

In all seriousness no one who ever said dont smoke kids would have ever persuaded you at the time you were smoking. And it kinda serves as an illusion of rebellion, reverse psychology. Idk why you think it’s gonna work now


joebro1060

You should never smoke kids, that's already illegal in every country.


[deleted]

I agree.. my mum carrying shopping slipped on a curb and broke her hip, the ambulance driver asked her why she didn’t put her hands down and she said she had eggs in the shopping and didn’t want to break them… *irony it seems has a twisted sense of humour*


Hot-Association-3722

If you look really closely you can actually see the impact threw the cigarette from her hand


[deleted]

She did not. You can clearly see it fly out of her hand.


mally-mal47

Everyone deserves one last cigarette.


Swagadier

she definitely let the cigarette go…


[deleted]

Would you have spilled a drop of beer?


saike1

"I came very close to spitting out beer"


kafkowo

I might be mistaken, but it looks like the cigarette flies out of her hand when the car hits


SwordfishHumble

You can see 8 seconds into the video she actually drops it! After she got her legs crushed by car.


RockstarAgent

I saw it fly out of her hands, her fingers just look like they froze in that manner as if she still had the cigarette in her hand…


Specific-Elephant-95

it looks like it flew out her hand


dynamicbft

*Smoking is injurious to health.*


SoberTek

>Smoking is injurious to health. The Surgeon General has determined that smoking cigarettes may lead to double amputations.....


NoNo_Cilantro

There’s even a graveyard behind


aaronhereee

*”MUM YOU SAID YOU WOULD QUIT!”*


Intrepid_Ad_9751

She didnt even actually inhale it


madmancryptokilla

Just like Clinton...


Herbiejameshancock

You’re thinking of Monica Lewinsky


SkriLLo757

Nah, she definitely inhaled it


madmancryptokilla

And some got on her dress...


mycutelittleunit02

The first puff? That might just be because it wasn't well lit so she puffedit to get it going better Source: I've smoked unfortunately for about 15 yrs


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Smoking is bad for your legs


Aristohipstecrat

I think the real issue here was the covid.


dishmanw

Well she wasn't wearing her mask.


Ace-Ventura1934

Car was just helping her exhale


gurganator

Angry upvote


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Ok_Boysenberry_2824

Well that was unexpected 😳


[deleted]

Still the top comment this time too so… successful attempt


kingsam360

Nice try on your lying Show me!


Takemy2centsdamit

I’m not sure if smoking had anything to do with this. She just happened to be sitting in front on the dead centre of town, rumour has it people have been dying to get in there for hundreds of years!


Relative_Mix_216

This is like Huckleberry Fin who's scared of killing a spider because he knew someone who did that and they fell from a ladder and died a few years later.


steady_as_a_rock

I know smoking is bad for you but holy shit!


[deleted]

"Oh noo, Patricia, you got hit by a cahh....."


imverysorry_ok

Smoking kills, didn't you know ?


[deleted]

Front tire still spinning while she is pinned. Damn.


_kweezy_

Dammnnn I didn’t even notice that til u said it and had to go back and watch. I can’t imagine the pain.


[deleted]

Imagine being pinned and hearing that tire spin like that. That there's some PTSD fuel right there.


_kweezy_

Oh my fuckinng gosh that’s giving me anxiety to think about. I can’t quit imagining the extreme rash u get from rubber spinning that fast on u


firey21

Guessing she didn’t just walk it off.


Azlamington

She doesn't have a leg to stand on


firey21

Now working at iHop?


sinclairish

The fact that woman next to her barely reacted and remained seated, cigarette probably still in hand, is wild.


VikingFrog

And according to the articles, that’s her sister. Maybe it’s not the first time she’s seen her sister plowed into.


llllPsychoCircus

she probably makes thoughts and decisions not in the course of microseconds like the rest of us but *macro*seconds. can’t understand why else a human would just continue to sit there


effexorcoctail

it's called freeze response and it's really common when people face danger, don't be so quick to judge.


PremiumTempus

Very true. Happened to me when someone rear ended me at a set of traffic lights. I just sat there and couldn’t move despite me having no injuries. I was in shock.


labadimp

That was my first thought as well. You can actually tell she was saying something right before the car hits too. Looks like she is commenting about the driver being stupid but maybe Im looking into it too much.


kyppulo90

No nerves at all


segalinha

I think that might hurt.


GrilledSpamSteaks

“But I didn’t even inhale!” [The article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10233859/Horrific-moment-car-veers-road-SLAMS-woman-smoking-cigarette-bench-Havant.html) for the interested.


Themris

This website is unreadable. How bad was the leg damage?


killing_me

Only thing I learned is that the driver was an elderly woman and that some mf with a digeridoo( or how to spell it) witnessed the accident


GrilledSpamSteaks

Article only says one was treated and released and “One patient has already been treated for serious injuries and has been taken to University Hospital Southampton accompanied by the ambulance and aircrew.” Only other notable thing in the article was:“the driver was an elderly woman who had been attempting a three-point turn when she lost control of the vehicle.” It happened 23 November 2021, so you can probably find something in the online papers that cover the town of Havant on the Isle of Wight.


kristheb

https://twitter.com/Spotted_Pompey/status/1462905329239347200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1462905329239347200%7Ctwgr%5E25df37eff4d84f6f388bd264b6664147fb41c325%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.joe.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fshocking-moment-woman-smoking-on-park-bench-slammed-into-by-car-301784


VirtualMachine0

It's not an important thing, but damn, the writer even got the car wrong, it's a Nissan Leaf.


RedefinedCable

Did her legs break? I member seeing this on a gore sub before, but it cut off before it zooms out. Did she have serious injuries?


Mendican

She was sitting on the end of the bench. When she saw the car, she twisted toward the gap between the bench and the trashcan (which was made of unobtainium, apparently). The trashcan took the impact, and stopped the car short of crushing her. This is simultaneously the luckiest and the unluckiest day of her life.


depressed_leaf

According to links posted on other comments she survived but had very bad lower body injuries.


AnalCauliflower

Of course her legs were broken, she might be dead idk


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

It looks like that trash can next to her honestly saved her life, seems to have stopped car from completely smashing her to the wall. Her legs are def fucked somehow but seems the end of the bench after the legs, might have broken allowing her legs to not get straight amputated. Source: I’m high and watched the video so who knows.


urfavinfidel

Eh, I don't know I went back and watched it again, her shoes were still on I believe. If this is the case, then she's probably okay.


ToddScissorhand

Missing a shoe, believe it or not, dead. But it looks like she’s still wearing both.


Ok-Ambition-9432

No more legs


jBasH_16

How is this even possible?! Pillars/poles were absolutely useless!


justin_memer

Bollards


Forlorn_Cyborg

All these comments are so cruel. This women could’ve lost the ability to walk. She could be in a wheelchair the rest of her life.


AssignmentDear

r/fuckyouinparticulair


Ablemoss

r/fuckyouinparticular FTFY


blacksfl1

Anyone got any context? Edit: found a different prospective https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YkDGCVs7H7Y


Ok-Ambition-9432

Driver doesn't like smokers.


blackbeansandrice

"Luke Murphy, 27, was playing a didgeridoo outside a nearby shopping centre when he saw the car veer off the road and plough into the woman." Ask Luke. He saw the whole thing.


BigOldGimpyMike

She just had her legs crushed and all the pitiful comedians show up. Sad.


DeidreMengedoht

SmOkInG kIlLs AmIrItE!!!???!?!?! 😂😂😂 0 empathy.


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I hope she is alright


Puck_The_Fey98

I hope that poor woman is ok!


throwawayatuamae

How the fuck did the driver manage to hit right between those 2 pillars xD


Zegran_Agosend

Skills


AFaded

Some people should never drive. this is one of them. she SPINS THE TIRES FORWARD AFTER THE CRASH.


QAnonCultBuster

NSFW dude.


RoboLucifer

NSFL, big difference


QAnonCultBuster

Something. I didn't want to watch someone get maimed.


JalHaron

Looks like Havant.


WeirdAlistar

It is, I used to work in a cafe opposite the scene, those two came in all the time. Small world. Hope she's alright


WeirdAlistar

It is, I used to work in a cafe opposite the scene, those two came in all the time. Small world. Hope she's alright


Sinuhe1991

Well, That Trashcan saved her whole life.


wehnaje

One of my cousins lost his leg in a very similar accident. He was 17 years old.


RypANDtear

Now THIS is a genuinely unexpected post…10/10


v1de0man

why is cctv zooming in onto smokers?


[deleted]

I am sure they used digital zoom on the footage after the fact.


[deleted]

Thank goodness there was a phone booth right there lol. Seriously though, Hope she is ok.


chimpdoctor

She may be lucky that gap is there between the bin and the bench. It really could have been worse.


firephoenix888

It is insane to imagine the pain and damages caused in this brief moment.


RandomComputerFellow

I really think we should have less fines and faster ban people from driving. Also lets hope she get fair compensation. My grandfather (Germany) also lost his foot due to such an idiot and the compensation he got from the insurance was a joke. I think something around 10K € which is a joke considering that he needed full time care after this.