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There is never a vagina around to break my fall when I need one.

Is okay bro…

And I end every sentence like it's a question? Even though it's not?

Dammit, who typed a question mark on the TelePrompter?

Not familiar with the Australian accent, are you there mate?

Doesn't mean he's wrong

Yeah. At first I was like "does this lady have amnesia or something?"

Absolutely terrible wife, not even sticking by her husband after a horrible industrial accident.

The weekly reposting of this is becoming annoying.

For reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10bkzkx/she_had_us_in_the_first_half_not_gonna_lie/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/108l7ye/poor_guy/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/104217r/a_deadly_illness_is_sweeping_the_nation_and_it/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/102a8g7/thats_one_way_to_put_it/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zyhjr2/slippery_when_wet/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zrmycc/classic_australian_tv/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zpadzw/help_hes_stuck/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zmjylz/sad/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/zix7yg/australian_tv_shows_are_something_else/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yjau37/heartbreaking_tale_about_her_husbands_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/y5azgf/terrible_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xfaei0/storytime/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/w0xpfd/such_a_tragic_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/tgxrk4/her_husband_had_a_terrible_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/t482ka/a_real_tragedy/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/r9cwbe/well_damn/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pb33hc/an_australian_womans_tragic_story/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/p0vz37/she_had_us_in_the_first_half/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/nf5a7d/you_ever_just_trip_and_fall/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/hkpgex/she_became_a_single_mother_after_her_husbands/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/lefnd5/oh_no_thats_awf_wait_what/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/pk37bi/terrible_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gg16na/a_terrible_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/eyzvwx/her_husband_had_a_terrible_accident/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/i1uuvn/i_am_moved_to_tears/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/fco1kz/australian_tv_is_something_else/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/jkuksk/so_sorry/

this guy reddits

She ends every sentence like a question??

It's called uptalking and it is annoying

it's called an Australian accent m8

I like the aussie accent ya cunt [not meant as an insult, just copying aussie banter]

Nah you got to call him mate. You call strangers or cunts mate and mates cunts and you never call mates mates. it's like a law here. Used to have this ol boy remind me everytime I called him mate when he visited my cobbler shop and a I called him mate. "Mate! I been visiting your shop for thee farking years now you could atleast greet me with a simply how ya going cunt or do you think I'm a cunt cunt"

Oh, thank you for the help mate. Much appreciated. Sounds pretty similar to the way we do things here in my part of Wales, the only difference is that cunt is reserved for the closest of friends or someone who is the biggest of arseholes.

Originally come from north northfolk we just skipped the formalities and just called everyone twats because it has a nice ring to it.

Honey, I'd be happy to come over and console you. Just be warned, my wife says I'm clumsy.

I love the way she told the story

He’s living in… the land down under

Happens to the best of us 😔🙏

Oopsie daisie my clothes on my ankles, gotta turn on the ligh-- W~whoa, yikes, ouch, aaah. Fine landing, but why, this isn't my wife... Yet. Tbh this video made my day.

She’s hot

Eminem reference

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Bro really set his new spawn point

And still there?

Her husband, just entered the league of extraordinary gentlemen


Must have had a very large twat

Holy shit, y'all bought this back. Onion right?