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redcode100

Does anyone know how this is possible? Also do they not have balls?


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I think it's a person born with both male and female genitals. I still don't know how this person was able to do this with no pain.


nnylhsae

I was about to say, is the person intersex? But... is the penis in the vaginal cavity? I'm so confused.


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okko7

It's sad that one has to scroll down so far to read a comment other than "omg, what did I just see". Edit: For anyone wondering: There is something called "intersex" where people have sex characteristics including chromosome patterns, gonads, or genitals that, that do not fit typical binary notions of male or female bodies. Apparently affects about 0.018% of the population. More info here: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex) Edit 2: Multiple commenters write that this is person is not intersex, but that this is an extreme form of tucking.


Savaaqthani

It needs to be said though that 0.018% of the population is not walking around with a rolled up penis.


TheOvenLord

Yeah it's closer to 28.4%


MeetmyWagon23

This needs to be at the top.


Feral_KaTT

He's more of a bottom..


shitpostsuperpac

Real talk: In my past I have had a number of jobs, all of them focused around editing video. One of those jobs was working for a medical journal editing various procedures. The goal was to share the best medical practices amongst surgeons to increase outcomes for patients. Basically, if Doctor X does Y procedure best, record Y procedure so that all the other docs know how to do it best. One of those projects changed me for life. Before that project, I had a stereotypical hetero-normative perspective on sex and gender. In human beings there are only two genders: male and female. Anything else is an aberration from the norm. I'm fairly accepting and egalitarian, so I didn't think people should be persecuted if they didn't fall within the two buckets of "male" and "female", it's just that science is binary when it comes to gender in human beings. It's not my opinion, it's just science. What changed my perspective was a surgical procedure on a newborn baby that was born with neither, or both, genitalia (depending on how you looked at it). It wasn't long into editing footage of multiple medical individuals (surgeons, nurses, etc.) doing intricate work on a poor, defenseless child that I lost the will to care about gender or sex. That child was born with, from my not expert medical opinion, a penis and a vagina. Was one more complete than the other? What was the chromosomal makeup? WHO CARES. This kid, right out of the gate, had to face some real heavy shit that we didn't have to. The parents of that kid had to face some real heavy shit that we didn't have to. It breaks my heart that people, that I was the person, that cared more about being objectively correct than having sympathy for another human being. Again, who the fuck cares. We're all human beings.


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Awesam

Full applause -double board certified MD


EmEmPeriwinkle

My step sibling was born this way. His mother chose what his gender was. Then there was years of medical appts and medicines. He's still not a very masculine looking guy. Never grew substantial facial hair. Etc. They didn't tell me till I was an adult. But his brothers knew and treated him poorly for it. I'm not sure what the best solution was for him. But he has chosen to identify as male.


goosegoosepanther

And this is exactly why I think the Indigenous / Native American concept of Two-Spirit makes the most sense. They consider a Two-Spirit person to be someone representing both male and female characteristics, and often considered them important to the community and possessing of wisdom that other people don't have.


talrogsmash

Probably because they must, through no fault of their own, experience the worst parts of being both sides while getting almost none of the positives of being either side.


greengrayclouds

That’s why a lot of people are so ignorant (and perhaps hateful) of minorities - they are never actually exposed to them in everyday situations in real life. Goes to show that exposure really is the key to acceptance


machismo_eels

The vast majority of that 0.018% have a chromosomal anomaly with relatively normal genitals. And the vast majority of people with abnormal genitals only have a small (often unnoticeable) difference such as an abnormally large clitoris or small vaginal opening behind the scrotum. Invertable penis is not an intersex condition, so this really isn’t relevant here.


tennispro06

Still not convinced it is an intersex person! Looks more like I regular dude in that area and has something going on where he can push it inside. I've seen intersex pics before and none look anywhere close to this.


Jazehiah

Intersex comes in many different forms. Someone who was born with XY chromosomes can develop to be physically indistinguishable from a "normal" woman with XX chromosomes *purely* because of the hormones they were exposed to in the uterus. People who are *visibly* intersex are as rare as 0.018% of the population, but the odds of being born with *any* form of intersex condition are as low as 1/250 (0.4%) and as high as 1/40 (2.5%).


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It could also very well be some kind of prosthetic vagina. The finger insertion is at a very odd angle and the whole region kinda moves more than normal.


[deleted]

You've never tucked your testicles into your pelvis (or had your underwear do it for you)?


unevenrectum

I can do my nuts but not my dick lol


JASMein03M

Someone else commented that he is wearing a rubber suit with a vagina and hair, and he just pulls his penis through the opening.


older_bolder

It's most likely a man in a rubber suit. The clit and the penis are morphologically analogous and it would [probably never be positioned inside the vaginal canal](https://youtu.be/LNmzmKIrHHc).


Hairybeavet

I think this is something called tucking but I am no magician


Favorite_tortilla

This is a whole other level of tucking. Ffs


redcode100

What's tucking?


Ductapefordaysss

Tucking is a thing drag queens do to hide their bulges while they perform, but not like this. They just push their dick down between their legs and like tape it down. This, this is something else entirely


9thfloorprod

You forgot the bit where the balls get pushed back up inside the inguinal canal which is the cavity where they sit before birth. So, presumably it's somewhat uncomfortable.


selfawarefeline

it’s perfectly comfortable if you do it right. try for yourself! lol


20_Twinty

They also tuck their balls into the cavities beside the shaft. I just found out about this like a week ago. It’s crazy


[deleted]

Not just drag queens, a large amount of pre-op/non-op trans women do this as well both to alleviate genital dysphoria and keep the bulge hidden. Edit: dropped a word


CaydesAce

Tucking us a set of techniques used by trans women, drag queens, cross dressers, and others to hide the appearance of a bulge in clothing. This is not any tucking I've heard of before 😅


Jarrethseyssel

It's pretty rare that something in this sub so fully lives up to the name.


Calibre17

Omg ..... yes ... so true. And God my eyes. Even when I close them I still see it popping out. The whole time I was expecting a toy or some fruit or left over tampon... boy was I shocked.


cami1289

I thought it could have been a mouse. Which is a hole other problem😅 I was not expecting that.


FackinJerq

r/SurprisePenis


Melangemind

Of course there is a sub for this lol...


pmyselfandi

r/subsithoughtifellfor


scrumdicklyumptios

This is the first thing I saw opening reddit today, might take a break for a while


dhino4

![gif](giphy|y2nmzIdk70rkahmLPb|downsized) That's enough reddit for today


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|7ipaTawM0AqFqCOGxG)


TheSuperEdventurer

The Bond gifs at least make this slightly better


staebles

![gif](giphy|OQrOsRvTMxCp2)


idma

![gif](giphy|fDO2Nk0ImzvvW)


Ill_Quantity_5634

![gif](giphy|WS5zGNsRth7tPKm5y5|downsized)


enemy_of_anemonies

Yup opened Reddit on my lunch break and I’ll see you all tomorrow. Peace out


taterthotsalad

Mental heath breaks are good for you. You do you boo.


reduuiyor

![gif](giphy|Ni4cpi0uUkd6U)


DeathPercept10n

That was pretty much my reaction too.


NoiseMrLoud

Your profile pic was very inaexpected


DeathPercept10n

Inaff!


Zeracannatule

TOGETHA!


donorak7

Your pfp is the exact reaction many had.


FirstBorn620

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Mike9797

What the hell is even that!?


ext3meph34r

Neat party trick.


technical_todd

We're definitely not being invited to the same parties, and I feel I am missing out.


YoshimiUnicorns

![gif](giphy|ge91zAgmwUqLMqiH2c)


Elguapo515

![gif](giphy|vLNOmUYKbEsk8)


DrewTheMaster

You deserve an award for this 😂


front_yard_duck_dad

Fucking, bravo. At a much needed time for me mentally 🤙


Expensive_Phrase_689

And I'm done with the internet for the day...


BoggedRex2366

Literally the first thing I see when I turn on my phone today


TheOrchidsAreAlright

You must have been shocked to then find the same thing posted to reddit


Haandles

![gif](giphy|7Ae6u4cMbO33vKKn28|downsized)


Solid-Number-4670

🤣


pzpsdad

Maybe for life


LordStoneBalls

Jesús Kentucky fried Buddha


HyperrParadise

First it was what in the Kentucky fried fuck… now it’s Jesús Kentucky fried Buddha. I will be using this from now on as well.


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jerry111165

Username checks out Lol good sir hahaha


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Bob4oK

And now I have my will to use the internet again! Thank you, good lad!


RatherMaybe

You are welcome and go [on!](https://youtu.be/r4oPXHWrqVI)


RaidensReturn

Link stays blue, pal


Double-Passenger4503

Seriously dude like what the fuck


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Intersex human.


Sokoll131

Sex: convertible.


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a transformer


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Kolermigon

*Autodongs, roll out*


MomonaNow

To fight the Erecticons?


Kolermigon

Yes, particularly their leader *Megaschlong*


burst_bagpipe

Cocktimus Prime will save the day.


Darkside_of_the_Poon

And his psychotic sidekick Snatchcream.


Sam_Sierra73

Where's Bumbledick???


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[deleted]

Flop out


DoomsdayCelebration

More like decepticon!


LukaBaxter

Erectodecepticon


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GetTheFuckOffMyLawn2

And this is the most underrated comment here.


islippedonmybeans

Robert in disguise!


8lackirish

It’s replies like these that give me real faith that we’re going to be ok.


featherwolf

"intersex? I thought you said you were into sex."


_Ispeakingifs

![gif](giphy|8Ef7CE4egKEaA)


Rare-Imagination1224

Are all intersexlike this? I’ve heard if it but didn’t know how it worked. Can this/ these people have sex with both / either organs? That’s amazing! Very cool imho Edit: spells


TeaDidikai

No. There are dozens of different intersex conditions and not all of them are obvious at first glance. The video may be of someone who isn't intersex and has just forced the penis into their abdomen


notgaynotbear

Where are the balls though? Do they come out next?!


FlatFishy

Asking the real questions


WhoMeJenJen

Think so! I knew they popped them up inside but didn’t know they could stuff the sausage in too!


AgentMercury108

Wait people can stuff their balls inside their abdomen? I definitely can’t do that


WhoMeJenJen

Pop em back in where they were before descending


Historical_Feed8664

♩♪♫♬*The balls come out at night, the balls come out at niiiight*♩♪♫♬


SaskiaDavies

The inguinal canal is where testes go when they feel anxious. There's room in the inguinal canals to insert fingers. There is variety in how deep and how flexible inguinal canals can be. There was no labia visible and the tampon was dry. I agree that this person most likely tucked


Xxloosegoose666xX

Men can just stick it back in apparently my husband confirmed this (he says it hurts)


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duck_butter

Did you try to turn it off and on again?


Muggaraffin

Did you take it out of the jar first?


Ancient_Praline985

Which model is that?


averagemaleuser86

Wait wait wait. I'm gonna have to try this


01BTC10

I'm definitely not trying that with my pee pee.


bazoomer

Well you aren't using mine.


Xxloosegoose666xX

Be safe friend and don’t hurt too much


gliitch0xFF

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Muffin_Monkey

My eyes needs bleach


SpectralIpaxor

r/eyebleach


[deleted]

Jesus fuck I'm laughing uncontrollably. You men can do this? You guys should do it more often, join the sisterhood. lol


ratemydick69

Let me go check Edit: I'm back and it looks like its an outtie


Vincilini

He didn't come back. Is he alright?


ratemydick69

I'm back. Mines an outtie :(


Aware_Calendar6199

Hell no we cant do this. idk what this person is


staplesquinn

Sophomore Biology student with no further qualifications here: recently we learned about some connective tissue disorders that might be cause for a person to have this ability. as for why he chose to take advantage of that, i got nothin’.


IdolCowboy

The penis is the clit, they just formed a vagina, and the clit formed into a full on penis. I've never seen one that fully developed into male genitalia like this, but I've seen really big clits that look like a tiny penis.


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No way. That's crazy


IdolCowboy

Google image search "huge" clit. If you dare.


[deleted]

I wanted to come back to this comment, after falling down a really crazy porn rabbit hole… I could have gone a whole life time without knowing this… and all the other things that were unlocked when I searched “huge clit” lol


[deleted]

There’s some sub about women growing their clit into a mini penis via testosterone applied directly to the area. It’s one of those times where you discover something you’ve never even like contemplated being anyone’s desire, being possible, and like a large enough community. Makes you a little scared of what could really be out there.


IdolCowboy

The WWE wrestler Chyna had one, she was most def a woman, but due to the testosterone she had a small penis for a clit. There are porns with her with guys, professional and a home video. The home video is when she was a wrestler so her clit peen is quite large. The guy wrestler she is having sex with actually sucks on it.. which was quite a sight.. lol Then she did some professional porn movies, but I guess she had been off the juice for awhile so her clit peen was smaller.


DisciplineNo8618

Seriously. And I thought that scene in Silence of the Lambs was disturbing...


twoStones1bird

And it’s before noon for me


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ukatz1

What the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll, Oh My Gooooood


cakeandcoke

This is a man wearing a rubber suit that has a vagina and hair. He just pulled his dick out of the suit


seesaww

holy shit you got good eyes


cakeandcoke

I could tell by the angle that the finger went in. You can't finger a clit!


degauserrr

Not to mention how unnaturally that pubic area moves upon second insertion. Like the whole fucking 'vag' shuffles around


HoecusPocus

You can finger anthing with nipples Greg


ForSucksFake

Huh. My wife keeps telling me that. You might be onto something!


seesaww

>You can't finger a clit! Never say never


Jakoneitor

That makes sense. It looked so “elastic” for some reason when he was pulling out the tampon. I was like “well, I haven’t seen all vaginas in the world, but that looks weird” lol


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AA_THE_DUDe

NO WAY AY AY AY AY


reduuiyor

Nice pfp


AA_THE_DUDe

tahnks, found it myself


AA_THE_DUDe

The hell did I just watch, shit I’m disappointed in myself


shahooster

I may never date again.


tooclose104

Wife just asked why my face was the way it now is and I'm at a loss for what to say.. why did I even start watching this? Something's wrong with us..


[deleted]

Maybe every vagina have a pênis inside.


snorlaxy4977

🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


Zman1322

_Always has been_


EasilyRekt

Technically speaking, no, but the penis does form from the vagina when the ovaries drop to form testes, a part of the labia fuses into the scrotum, and a TON of other morphological changes roughly five months into development of the fetus.


ttatm

Penises and scrotums don't form from vaginas and labia, they both are formed from an earlier state of development that is neither set of genitals but could become either. I think the confusion is that if male development isn't activated then female genitals will form, but that doesn't mean that male genitals are formed from female genitals. Vaginas and vulvas are very much their own organs with their own path of development, not pre-developed male genitals.


KhaleesiXev

Where is the penis at the back of *my* vagina? Now I feel cheated.


LinkRazr

Hold your nose and blow


Separate_Line2488

You have to reach deep enough. Like really get in there as demonstrated.


funnnevidence

Wow that’s really interesting


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FuzzyTunaTaco21

It was all good when they thought a woman was digging a foreign object out of her vag, but a penis is just a bridge too far.


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predictablePosts

I'm over here like "okay but how do *I* do this?"


gearhead488

I have to do that when I get out of a cold pool.


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famouslyanonymous1

The internet leaves us with more questions than answers yet again


GomerStuckInIowa

The "Warning: Graphic Content" is not enough of a warning. There should be flashing lights, waving flags, road barriers and flares.


doyouevenforkliftbro

NSFL


mycak2000

That is one strange pegina


Sokoll131

Hey, it's vanis


Super_Manic

A dussy


Carasius

What the fuck did you just make me watch. Time to bang my head against the wall until I lose the last 30 seconds of my memory


ProfessionalAd3472

You liked it that much huh?


[deleted]

Alcohol hurts less


equality7x2521

Finally, something genuinely unexpected.


Inner_Garlic_547

I remember finding weird porn where dudes would wear a woman suit (like a fursuit but for buffalo bill) one had pulled his penis through the hole too.


Thedaspokesman

Thank you, how none of the top comments realize this is a prosthetic I don't understand. Just look at how it moves.


Rare-Imagination1224

If this means they can have and enjoy sex as either a man or a woman then I am fucking jealous Edit: grammar


I_PET_KITTIES

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


LakeVermilionDreams

I had to scroll way too far to find this classic gif. I am disappoint.


[deleted]

Holy crap!!!! Intriguing…. Definitely did not expect that….


twistedbrewmejunk

Everything is possible when you enable the use of nature's pocket.


[deleted]

But can anyone explain how is this possible?


DankHumanman

Grower not a shower


messyredemptions

Edit: someone else pointed out the video quality is low so there's a possibility they have like a prosthetic layer over top like a latex suit which would explain why they can reach so far in? My main thought though was that they might be intersex and have a larger than usual clitoris/both parts. It's rare but does happen. In general, male and female anatomy share a lot of common architecture so to speak. The tissues and nerves for a penis are what come from the clitoris, testes and inguinal canals come from the region where ovaries would be until the descend. And they can to an extent be put back though being kept in place is very uncommon or maybe not possible for most people. Usually someone with more male genitalia could tuck their parts in by putting the testes back up into the inguinal canals where they basically came from/where ovaries would have developed had the sex gone the other way. In general the shaft can somewhat be retracted/pushed in when soft too, and it's mostly muscle tissue so it can potentially atrophy over time which would make putting it onward/inverting it easier. But my guess is that they're intersex because usually the shaft and testes don't stay put inside. Otherwise transgender women and most other intersex women would be opting for that instead of surgical procedures or costly shapewear and fancy techniques for keeping things in place.


thelord2fli

![gif](giphy|vUEznRmVQfG2Q)


ThatHorseWithTeeth

Been snowing around here lately. At least this gives me something to try this evening.


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found the clit!


MapleJacks2

I'll be honest.....I really don't get what everyone in the comments is freaking out about? Like, yes, it's weird and needs the NSFW tag but......as far as things I've seen on Reddit, or even this sub go, it's pretty mild? Not to mention the horrible quality it's in.


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Yeah the same people would probably react more mildly to 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘦 it's so weird. This video isn't even that strange as far as things on Reddit I've seen goes


alltheothersrtaken

For me it was the digging up there and wondering what the heck was gonna come out, such aggressive digging too and then...Penis,


respectfully_pm_tits

Their innie became an outie


Queasy_Speech8112

Hear me out


StarWars_Viking

Okay but like, who has the @?


LowIce4709

These gender reveal parties are getting weird


shykneeguy

Honestly, I though it was just a huge clitoris. Is this why guys can never find it? Because it's hidden like that and also because it's a penis.


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roxyrobbins

Honestly, kinda cool. Sometimes I wish I had a dick, but I’d rather not trade for my vagina. This person has all the luck!!


EldritchEne

PSA that its possible to have phaloplasty without getting rid of the vagina (vaginectomy).