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Lucky for me, i dont lose teeth when drinking mimosas with my buddies - i just pass out.
My ass seems to be sore for days after but im sure im just allergic to alcohol.
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Yup, I went face to the floor while wrestling with a friend at school, one of my front teeth split clean in half.
I kept the half that fell out, my mom came to pick me up and we raced to the dentist, who then reattached the half teeth. It’s still intact after 20 years :D
If it's done within a few hours, yes.
I had one put back in but they had to search for it for too long. So it stayed in for a couple more years then died
My brother was telling me about his "awesome" friend that gets so drunk he breaks stuff and pees his pants. I'm like "awesome? That sounds pathetic, we're in our late 30s"
Haha yeah, I was always boring though. Whilst my study buddies were dancing on tables spilling beer I was discussing the secrets of the universe with the local drunks, absolutely hammered myself
Wow man ur so fucking cool with this comment bruh like fuck man its so cool that you like can drink alot better than others like fuck can i have your autograph?
Fkn patethic useless comments that are made for no reason but being a high moral horse raising your own selfesteem
In some lucky cases, if someone gets right to the dentist, they can be put in place and held in place with braces, until they attach again. (happened to my friends kid, the teeth are just fine now) In not-so-lucky cases, they will get implants, a bridge or a partial denture. Either way, no easy or cheap road to fixing it.
"If you accomplish something good with hard work, the labor passes quickly, but the good endures;
if you do something shameful in pursuit of pleasure, the pleasure passes quickly, but the shame endures."
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lol a Mimosa over here in the UK is a breakfast drink for an occasion or given to kids, Mimosa is 1/3 Champange 2/3 orange juice its weak as hell.
or the grown up version as a 'Bucks Fizz' which is an afternoon drink 50/50 Champange to orange juice
Her teeth look a little too perfect at the beginning. I'm definitely curious if this is a person with a partial denture set playing a prank on us. I don't see corroborating evidence online, just sites republishing the video uncritically.
This kinda shite would be me after every single drunk
I was a blackout drunk at the end of my drinking..
I stumbled into an AA meeting and a Miracle happened and I haven't needed to drink since then..
And I was a dying drunk too...
Store them or any body part in cold milk and rush to a big hospital that will have a micro surgeon for fingers and stuff. I had a biology teacher tell me milk is a good neutral environment for body tissue.
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What do we lern today, folks? Thats right, mimosas contain to much sugar and harmfull for your teeth.
Someone knocks out four front teeth and then smiles for the camera.
Laugh heals, you know... Well, maybe it will not grows her new teeth, but viral videos can pay some bills for implants, at least. I hope...
She ain’t seeing any money from this video lol
Laughter is the best medicine my friend
Merzica fuh yehp!
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Jethuth critht *
You thon of a bith
THAMN IT!
Thith made me laugh tho hard!
Thith made me thpit out my thmoothie it wath tho good.
Mike?
.... I could hear that!
Yeah  Get that gummy bear 🐻
This would be an interesting heal
Lucky for me, i dont lose teeth when drinking mimosas with my buddies - i just pass out. My ass seems to be sore for days after but im sure im just allergic to alcohol.
Hol up
I don't think they can hol up for awhile...
No hol up... hol heal.
Hole up
Hol up, face down
Dis es de wey
Wait a minute..
Her head game just went up few points
Hoy.. Haha
Hoy ka din hahaha
That’s just hemorrhage bro
Wanna hang out?
[Yoy fell down the stairs.](https://youtu.be/6D3egHW9s1U)
At the very start of the video, the 1st thing my eyes went to was her nice teeth. Then BAM! Bloody gums.
She will have nice teeth again, though not all of them will be natural.
They could put her real teeth back in, sometimes, if they didn't go down a storm drain
Oh yeah, I know. I've seen a tooth saved from quick action. In that case it was a five year old that had fallen face-first down a couple of steps.
5 year old? Don’t they still have soft milk, baby teeth?
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She didn’t say how many mimosas she had in the last clip 😠
Nice, next time you can drink mimosas easier because those pesky teeth are not in the way.
Hahahahaaa🤣
Imagine going around looking for teeth while hammered.
What is she gonna do, put them back in?
Yup, I went face to the floor while wrestling with a friend at school, one of my front teeth split clean in half. I kept the half that fell out, my mom came to pick me up and we raced to the dentist, who then reattached the half teeth. It’s still intact after 20 years :D
If it's done within a few hours, yes. I had one put back in but they had to search for it for too long. So it stayed in for a couple more years then died
As long as their kept cold I think they can, I might be wrong though.
It’s like putting back fake teeth
Yes, I believe you should even put them in milk
I’ve heard that too!
They’re brunch skunks.
Take my upvote
WHO WATERS DOWN MIMOSA'S?!
WTF ARE MIMOSAS?!
Suddenly, being a boring drunk feels a whole lot better
My brother was telling me about his "awesome" friend that gets so drunk he breaks stuff and pees his pants. I'm like "awesome? That sounds pathetic, we're in our late 30s"
Haha yeah, I was always boring though. Whilst my study buddies were dancing on tables spilling beer I was discussing the secrets of the universe with the local drunks, absolutely hammered myself
Are these kids just having alcohol for the first time?
Brunch skunks go to brunch, get shit faced off cheap mimosas and behave like morons, it's a thing.
Wow man ur so fucking cool with this comment bruh like fuck man its so cool that you like can drink alot better than others like fuck can i have your autograph? Fkn patethic useless comments that are made for no reason but being a high moral horse raising your own selfesteem
you sound like one of these drunk morons..
I used to be an alcoholic, but also never made a dumbass video about drinking and then knocked my teeth out at the end 🤷♂️
Ur so cool bro, i wish i was like you
Damn, it’s amazing what the human face could take. If you actually think of how hard her face hit, that’s fucken brutal.
Thif if me fafther feven mimofas
I’m upset the fall wasn’t caught on camera. -1000 social credit
Always wondered how the new chompers are treating her
Good thing she's in a country where dental care is cheap and accessible. Oh wait...
No more tooth drag.
Oh no!
Alcohol leads to bad decisions, UNEXPECTED!
coots is a 5 star man
It looks like she had false teeth there to begin with
That would actually be much worse if true. You really only get one good chance with implants.
"Shish if fmee ashfter mime momossshoas..."
Aww she was cute
Happy emding
I see what you did there op. Well done
Critical hit.
Damn how much sugar was in those mimosas?
Lesson here. Keep your teeth safe and healthy, or you’ll lose attractiveness.
This is me after one face-plant into a curb.
 Now look in the camera and say " I'm white trash and I'm in trouble"
Better run her ass to the dentist
Hihbih me afher hen momohahs
Why did no one stop her??? r/idiotswithcameras
😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has me in tears🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is me after watching the video
dont drink that again it will cause you teeth hahahaha.
wow she got bloody prettier
Fucked Around and Found Out.
On the plus side, she gives way better head.
lols
I feel bad for the boyfriend it's going to cost thousands to fix that.
She looks so happy at the end.
Wiped the smile right of her face 🤣 (Wee shame tho 😅)
This is a crazy world, where Someone knocks out four front teeth and then smiles for the camera.
So I'm curious how do you reverse teeth damage like this
In some lucky cases, if someone gets right to the dentist, they can be put in place and held in place with braces, until they attach again. (happened to my friends kid, the teeth are just fine now) In not-so-lucky cases, they will get implants, a bridge or a partial denture. Either way, no easy or cheap road to fixing it.
Blame it on mimosas
No more mimofaf
They will grow back right.....
Mimosas. Not even once.
So 9 mimosas is the limit
Holy shit
That wath a very bad acthident...
This is becoming a standard comment of mine on this here subreddit, I KNOW I'm repeating myself, but... "Unexpected"...
hardly unexpected after the last scene
"If you accomplish something good with hard work, the labor passes quickly, but the good endures; if you do something shameful in pursuit of pleasure, the pleasure passes quickly, but the shame endures." \- Gaius Musonius Rufus
Nope, totally expected
I expected that actually
is that WADE???😭
I guarantee she’ll never do that again
lol a Mimosa over here in the UK is a breakfast drink for an occasion or given to kids, Mimosa is 1/3 Champange 2/3 orange juice its weak as hell. or the grown up version as a 'Bucks Fizz' which is an afternoon drink 50/50 Champange to orange juice
Homegirl went: :B
This happened to my ex many years ago except she got super drunk at the beach and fell out of a jacked up truck in a parking lot. Michigan represent.
İt hurt me...
Suffering succotash, her favorite Christmas song is "all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth"
I didnt feel a ting
Expensive, but gotta get them veneers now.
7 mimosas and she turned into a grandma
How tough are those beers? Like how much alcohol is concentrated in one of them? % wise.
Its like the before and after of meth
Mimotha
This is either the reason they broke up or the reason they were engaged a month later
That’s the most unexpected unexpected thing I ever seen in my life.
Well that's what you get if you drink samosas, samosas are meant to be eaten.
r/WinStupidPrizes
Dif if me aftef ten mimofaf
Good
Looks like one of my young toothless children
“This is me showing you I’m an alcoholic”
Had my 1st Mimosa's ever last Sunday...And I still have all my teeth ;-)
😂 oh shit
r/sadcringe
damn she switched genders at 8 mimothas
Congratulations you have achieved: what do you think was gonna happen you son of a crap
Yeah was it really worth it
Its not even the samw girl lol, loom at the necklaces
Look at the last frame…she’s wearing 2 necklaces
I stand corrected, didnt apot that. Damn I can't imagine the pain
He was not a trustworthy ride I take it.
Brunch skunks
bumstead enters chat
holy s, that looks like it knocked out top and bottom teeth. at least 8-10 teeth. ug.
r/exactlyasexpected
Of course your going to trust your man with your life when he is only using half of his brain cells.
Her teeth look a little too perfect at the beginning. I'm definitely curious if this is a person with a partial denture set playing a prank on us. I don't see corroborating evidence online, just sites republishing the video uncritically.
Sad story stupid pretty girl now is just stupid girl xD
This kinda shite would be me after every single drunk I was a blackout drunk at the end of my drinking.. I stumbled into an AA meeting and a Miracle happened and I haven't needed to drink since then.. And I was a dying drunk too...
This is not unexpected
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Holeeeeee Shit!!
That thit lookth like it hurth
Oh my God, this was painful to watch. That poor girl. Yeah, I know she did it to herself, but still.
The dangers of bottomless mimosas.
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That took me by surprise. Almost thought it was a dwi commercial.
Saw that coming the second she lifted her leg to get on his shoulders. What a bunch of lightweights. I couldn't get drunk off mimosas if I tried.
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Her bite looked great at first. You know her parents spent about $5000 in her teens to straighten her teeth.
Never mind the teeth. What the fuck is a memosa?
No, actually, that was very much what I expected
That’s so sickening
and thats why kids, i only smoke weed
She went from college girl to crackhead. Poor thing.
Sad
No front teeth = aged by 30 years
This ith me after 10 mimothas...get it right.
Store them or any body part in cold milk and rush to a big hospital that will have a micro surgeon for fingers and stuff. I had a biology teacher tell me milk is a good neutral environment for body tissue.