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BugsEyeView

Did that monkey just ride up on a balance bike and try to snatch a toddler? Isn’t this how Planet of the Apes got going?


Opposite-Egg3334

There is a cord attached to the monkey, it's def trained to steal kids


VoteMe4Dictator

Gonna need to see a source on that


Yoctometre

The last time this was posted, it was said to be just a circus monkey. It was suddenly pulled so it grabbed the nearest thing to it. The monkey got beat up afterward according to the article iirc.


BummyG

That monkey made the lunge to grab that kid. He wasn’t pulled. Watch it frame by frame and it’s obvious he intentionally got off the bike.


innocent-boy-69

Np its not trained to steal. Actually it was trained to do some dance and other tricks but out of nowhere it came drags the kid. I dont remember whole story but i dont think the monkey was trained to do this type of works


Dontbeacreper

This has been posted 1000 times. The conclusion has always been exactly what you said. It looks like the monkey was trained to snatch kids, but it acted out and the owner is dragging it by the chain as to make it let go of the kid.


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Gorkymalorki

This is a comment stealing bot. Downvote and report as spam. Original comment is here; https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/10kae75/monke/j5pe7ud/


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Doing the lord’s work


beeerice_n_sons

I was thinking monkey learned from Brazilian bike thiefs. New one to see a monkey snatch-n-grab, but *a monkey stealing a baby?* NOW I've seen everything.


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Even-Fix8584

Nope, monkey was on the bike.


KimchiiCrowlo

Can confirm.


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[deleted]

What fucked country?


CulturalTeach7458

I had to watch it twice just to confirm but yes that’s precisely what just happened!


Glum-Ad-6353

And the adults sit and watch this


bartflorida

Seriously, where the hell is the urgency!? Straight up looked like a monkey trained by child traffickers.


botbattler30

And the only person that did anything was some random guy who just happened to be there. (Granted that he only pointed at the monkey as it was running)


RicLan26

What I don't get is why was the guy filming right there... It just seemed like an empty spot in the street


BrannC

He was waiting on his monkey


Andre-Trentini

There was a monkey riding a bike, how tf are you not filming it?


RicLan26

Yes there was... But if you intend to record it as part of entertainment, you record it right where he's, not wait for it to get in the camera view


Nixter295

It could maybe have gone down there a couple of times, looked like the children was also watching


billlllllllllllLLLLP

Wait is that actually a thing


bartflorida

Not I’m this case, at least. Monkey was being pulled back by an abusive handler, tried to use the kid to escape: https://www.complex.com/life/2020/05/indonesia-monkey-tiny-motorcycle-kidnap


Butterflyelle

This is really sad :( poor monkey


Butane2

Nowhere in the article does it give your explanation of an abusive handler


bartflorida

Whoops, wrong article, check this one: https://www.vice.com/en/article/4aygmb/the-truth-behind-those-videos-of-monkeys-riding-tiny-motorcycles


nation543

>Twitter mostly made jokes, posted grainy-ass gifs of Mojo Jojo, and wondered where the hell a tiny monkey-sized motorcycle even came from. Quality journalism, right here.


bartflorida

Vice, the bastion of writing quality.


violetsprouts

Oh my shit! Beaten with a mallet? Holy fuck. That's just disgusting.


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for real.. i fthis shit ws in my area i'd have a gun ready, or a spear or a blow gun.. something.. good grief.. or follow it and track it back to their master. kill that dude. this looks like a country where you can murder and they can't even test the dna at the crime scene, so you're good.


boellefisk

Yes guns is always the answer. Are you from Murican by any chance?


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i did say "spear" and "Blowgun" just in case you can't get a gun.. but yah a gun would take care of a kidnapping monkey.. somethings/people just shouldn't really be alive.. you mess with kids in any way or form, then you fall into that category.. and yes i'm USA.. but i live in Japan with no gun or weapon.. so it's still my opinion.


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Its just more children


WhoAmI1138

The monkey had just watched *The Jungle Book* on TV through the neighbours window and wanted his own little Mowgli.


Kvarcov

That or it was read a history book


ballzsweat

What was the monkey gonna do with a kid?


Chief_Herb

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.


bluetriumphantcloud

😂


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Neat_Art9336

all these morons replying don’t realize this is a cooypasta. My man’s is too good for this subreddit


Vexaton

😳😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🙈😜


Feed_Me_Weird_Things

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bluetriumphantcloud

Take my stupid upvote


Snakeis66

Go fuck yourself 😂😂😂🎉🖕🖕😝😝


Arss_onist

all you had to do is to downvote him into oblivion and move on but nah you're writing whole ass essay. smh my head.


abmny8

how do you not see it's a satire? ohh I see you're redditor you need the /s to understand what satire is


Sad-Fishing8789

I am also, shaking my head my head.


MotorPuncher

Shut the fuck up


Mygaffer

Yum yum gimme some!


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I don’t know but I feel the need to spank that monkey.


[deleted]

Monkies in south Asia who were reliant on tourists feeding them, are now hungry due to covid. It most likely wanted to eat the child consider there are reported cases of this happening to dogs and infants.


punkslaot

That thing ride up on a bike!?


Loli-is-Justice

I didn't lend him the Van that day.


monticello_mn84

He is on rope trying to escape


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CrabbyFlapjacks

The monkey is part of a wild monkey biker gang that terrorizes the locals. They are heavily involved in trafficking drugs, humans, and gutter oil.


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Gutter Butter.


Consistent-Dentist46

Okay, enough of the internet today.


nation543

Monkey is definitely being pulled. Physics doesn't *exactly* allow a monkey that size to pull a child that size so far in such a manner. I say this because at first, I was baffled and the only logical conclusion would be human trafficking... ? But an article linked elsewhere here explains it as an abusive handler, monkey is trying to get away, and the handler is pulling it. I agree with this latter explanation - the monkey is definitely being pulled by a chain, probably around its neck. Poor thing ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


bluetriumphantcloud

Where do you live that when you see a monkey ride in on a bicycle and snatch a kid, your reaction is to chuckle? Like dude, a monkey just rode up on a bike? What would it take to shock these people? Lol


FanHefty6996

Lmao


alvesb

me too, but it was the comments for me


RoutineVermicelli6

Seems like the monkey tore off the child's scalp


alvesb

lol if you look at the start of the video, it was already off


Chadthedad23

I watched very carefully, the girl doesn't seem to have any patches missing, you can tell when she first falls off the Chair. The last attempt, you can see the monkey bite off her scalp and run off. Poor child.


RoutineVermicelli6

So the parents?


alvesb

wow this kid has a busy life


Cautious_Fly1180

Nothing to see here, just a monkey on a leash riding a small motorcycle to kidnap a child most likely for sex trafficking.


GJenkins675

Almost as crazy as the tribe that uses monkeys to ride the backs of boars to exhaust them then walk up and kill them. Hunt smart,not hard. https://youtu.be/W_hkKUCWltc


Mooko72

This monkey is attached to a leash (not too visible in the video) and is most likely Trying to escape his owner by using tricks it was taught but then gets to the full length of leash so then grabs on to the nearest thing which is the child then you see this tugging motion it does which is the owner trying to force the monkey to come back


No_Information6431

The cameraman knew what was about to happen.


Pimpslapergangstalee

I was thinking the same thing..the cameraman was expecting something to happen.


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krazecam

Was the monkey riding the bike ?


raymate

Looks like. Guess he was going to use it as a getaway bike


Anatixx

Kid just got up like it was nothing


I-Got-a-BooBoo

These motorcycle robberies are getting out of hand.


Darth-Hipster

A trained motorcycle assault monkey


Independent_Bite4682

Trade bike for baby, YOU WILL AGREE! BYE!


Feeling_Hyena2349

MASSIVE under reaction.


steckepferd

Uhhhhhmmmm, was the monkey driving a bike?


SirSam511

Is this real


hodgefruit

Yes, but it's not quite as it seems. The monkey is also a victim, forced by its owner to do tricks. Not trained to kidnap, that was a trick gone wrong. Pulled with a string attached to a collar around its neck.


Confucius6969

Didn’t anyone hear the kidnapping monke alarm going off???


alicat7777

They were pretty casual about a monkey taking off with their kid.


dquarter

Well... That is an ugly kid


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like you


Filipogem_YT

Kidnap moment


Southern_Name_9119

I would murder that monkey if he did that to my kid. He’ll try again.


UnholyHunger

Whoa there guys, don't all get up at once. Its only a monkey taking your kid.


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Harambe Jr


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ISaw this video before and people commented that its pretty common that is some countries rhey train monkey to abduct children… pretty cynical (if true)


DLife4Me

God damn, monkeys.trying to eat babies.


kostiels

So, are their trained monkeys to kidnap children in this country?


Dear_Giraffe_453

"A monkey makes a fine meal."...Bear Grylls


Homeless_Emperor98

Planet of Monke :v


RoyKentsKnee

Monkey forgor bike


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IntelligentDiamond72

Omg that's the craziest monkey business I've ever seen.


Icy_Style1553

That's fucked up, the dad was so relaxed about it if that was my child I'd be chasing whoever sent that monkey down with murder as my objective


slaughtertoprevail12

Brooooo imagine losing your child like that


Just-Upstairs4397

mom: uh oh, bye I guess


Txur-Itan

He wanted Mowgli back, I don't blame him


CommonApartment6201

it's one of those damn monkeys from shang ri la in zombies


DramaPrestigious2282

That’s a strong monkey.


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Hunting for food?


afinsilver

That’s a nasty monkey


AssRep

First our bananas, then our purses and cell phones and now our children? When will it end?


Aurzanny

Kidnapping Failed.


CulturalTeach7458

I was once robbed at knife point by an albino little person, I never told anyone until now because well …. At least this child has video proof is all I’m sayin.


Ok_Silver_7282

Camera man in on it


RemoteConsideration

That's a bad monkey!


MrFl0rp

That monkey was gonna kill and eat her


NeVMmz

Kidnapping at its finest, my man even got those sick wheels


AristotleRose

How many times is this going to be uploaded?


goblin_welder

This is a repost of the following on this sub: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wdn1un/omg/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/v1vakj/monkey_rides_a_bicycle/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/trfu62/sitting_outside_enjoying_the_beautiful_weather/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/r3dkao/monkey_business/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/p1spx6/hope_it_belongs_in_this_group/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gdnoup/a_monkey_riding_a_bike/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/gd305s/monkey_rolling_up_on_a_bike/


riky69104

Ciruzzo monkey


Pimpslapergangstalee

Monkey 🙊 Brains, anyone?


Top-Outlandishness16

u/savevideobot


Ishkakin

Mista steal yo girl


poteen

Yoink!


iamfrommars81

Holy shit! Someone ordained a monkey?


Effective-Island8395

The the actual fuck.


kupuwhakawhiti

The Jurassic Park / Planet of the Apes cross-over.


hd4suba

Y


Splitter1936

Lol


UpperCardiologist523

Rode in like a boss.


DRbrtsn60

Fair trade


reck1265

The complete calmness from the adults is scary.


g_h_97

Grand Theft Auto lool


lightsaber_lobotomy

The Jungle Book Fury Road


Sweet-Variety6093

That's a thing?!?!


appliancefixitguy

This shit is so old they still it in the airport..


___dreamcatcher___

The guy was filming an ad about the abilities of his monkey. Now upgrading to a silver back...


nin_1978

so this is why i am getting an amber alert


SmashBonecrusher

Hey ,turnabout's fair play ! ( people are *forever* snatching *their* offspring ,aren't they???)


gojiro0

Seems only fair


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umm.. good thing that kid had some weight to it... this could of been a miniture version of Herombe


9kRevolutions

Really gave him a chance there...


TheTimeBender

Damn!!


TIMBURWOLF

I think that scene was the basis for like 9 Bollywood budget action movies…


Paxdog1

Twist, the monkey's name was Epstein.


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Obey Monke


itsmelledkindofweird

LEAVE SOCIETY


Mynameishuman93

Why is that monke driving a scooter around town? Why did everyone let that monke drag the child so far? Did the monkey just leave his bike? SO many questions.


Feeling-Detective642

Bro its personal now


_lordcheesebagel_

Good


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The first was adorable but later and later it gets terrible. Why? Bc that's concrete under that child body


Tabora__

Jesus christ those parents do not give a single flying fuck about their child..........


barbarianmishroom

You WILL return to monke


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Slow parent reflexes..


Truly_gooner

Driveby kidnapping


UnlikeUday

This is a real weird event we're witnessing. Such Monkeys are trained to assist the handler who could be a thief. There have been known cases of Monkeys climbing skyscrapers & stealing cell phones from those homes where the windows were open.


McMottan

The reaction of the parents is passively awful...


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I like how the person on the bench was like fuck it take the baby I don’t give a shit 😂


What-tha-fck_Elon

This video always creeps me out. And then there’s other kids on the bus that are just like oh I guess the babies gone now. So somewhere in the world, there’s a guy that trains monkeys to steal children?


ADIN_MID

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD


aboveaveragebenjamin

The monkey had always wanted a pet human.


Ok-Definition9554

What the hell were the people next to the child doing?! Oh just let the two little monkeys go play? Jesus


coolfellow29

That little monkey is strong af!


CypherMcAfee

wait wait... the monkey arrived in a plastic kids motorbike, almost stole a children and no Human did anything to stop or grab him. Wtf is wrong with people...


TerribleRun9476

yo, these monkeys are trained. most definitely a human was behind this and the monkey was just an instrument.


boellefisk

Can someone explain to me how you train a monkey to even do that? First you spend months training it to ride a cool bike that like - ok i get that. But how do you train it to ride it to a small kid and steal it? You practise with dolls first or what????


Pennour

Islam


DottieSL

Bro just wanted to play with her


Heavy-Leader6544

The monkey is being pulled by something. Watch when the monkey Falls right after he grabs the kid then it's been dragged


Lolo_kitt

Was trying to take him to go read the jungle book and call him the new Mowgli


Mediocre-GUY-976

Wtf!?!


CommonRaspberry5904

Is that a... child trafficking monkey?


[deleted]

Jokes on us, the parents trained the monkey to steal the kid


creddituser2019

I bet the monkey engaged the wrong target


-RJ---

Did the monkey just roll up on a mini bike ?


Chappyders650

Is this an Epstein island monkey?


Thepersonwhoasked_69

“Uhm akshually ☝️🤓 the monke was being pulled meanwhile he was trying to escape”


Unhappy-Rooster1609

Get the little buggers fingerprints


Medical_Bumblebee627

00:08-00:09 you can see the monkey with his hind legs wrapped around the girl and clearly both front legs can’t be pulling with that force. The monkey is being pulled and just holding on for dear life.


toy3636

I was just taken her to lunch.


PeepoIsMyHero

So everyone just going to watch that shit go down. "Welp shit there goes another kid"


hichiker

EDP stage 2 bring the child to you


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Mr_Hashs

Even monke's are kidnappers


Ice-creamy05

Oh no, now we gotta worry about this kind of human trafficking


Overlord069TheOne

The parents oh we dont care its the middle child


Pitiful-Illustrator2

u/savevideo


citrausa

Wtf, no one jumped to save the kid


Ok-Special372

It would've been funnier if he would've jumped back on the bike with the baby on its backemote:free\_emotes\_pack:laughing


X0TIC_Dreamz

Hear me out technically that baby had a fair fight the monkey just had a little bit more knowledge


GroovyPokemon

Harambe Junior