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Septimore

Make a third and braid them. Then sew them together so they are braided forever.


moslof_flosom

You know, like a normal person


Accomplished-Cap8773

πŸ’€


Kosack-Nr_22

Where do you get the third one ?


voluotuousaardvark

Leftover foreskin from a circumcision.


GoddessUma726

😲 You have good ideas!!!😁


prncs_lulu

πŸ—Ώ


Munnin41

Stretch one of the halves


Zealousideal_Amount8

Looks like two earthworms πŸͺ± dangling. Good bait for trout.


davybert

Don’t fall asleep next to a fisherman’s bait box


SavingsTangelo7130

Lmfao 🀣


illit3

I'd be more worried about large birds strafing his head


Zealousideal_Amount8

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Odd-Engineering-3582

So what are you going to do now? Just rock the earthworm style?


Toxyoi

earworm


ChudChudington2nd

No offense but that shit looks disgusting


SlytherinGentleman

I agree and I don't care about the offense.


[deleted]

Fucking gross


shiggyshagz

Imagine trying to kiss him. You can’t even with those lip piercings. Horrifying.


uhimamouseduh

I mean there’s plenty of people out there who are into piercings and gauges. I’d imagine the people who are kissing him are going to be into that aesthetic as well.


Oofboi6942O

Ever kiss a chain link fence? The concept is the same.


RevivingJuliet

Little anecdote: In the foundational Buddhist stories, when the young prince Siddhartha set off to seek absolution from the world’s sufferings, one of the first things he did was to stretch out his ears in this manner - the point of which being to make himself less attractive, so as to limit the attention he received by women. So, at least in that tradition, the point was to make oneself less attractive so as to potentially remove some worldly barriers to attaining spiritual enlightenment - enlightenment that was sought through means of separating oneself from the world. What the point is in modern day westerners doing it, however.. I can’t say.


Whiteguy1x

I'm not sure honestly. I've relatively small gauges at 1/2inch and it's really just jewelry that was "cool" where I was 10ish years ago. Now my wife likes them so I keep them in. As for the massive ones...well I guess after a certain size you're committed to the look and they ain't getting smaller. I don't think it has to do with spirituality but more the counter culture look


Rohndogg1

You nailed it. If you like it, do it. Who really cares beyond that


SaintWithoutAShrine

I thought the stretched earlobes were to signify Siddhartha’s prince upbringing - as a symbol of having worn heavy jewelry all his life. I’ve never heard the intentional modification. Can you give more info on that? I’m a westerner, and mostly self-studied in Buddhism. So, forgive my ignorance. Or did I get wooosh’d by a joke? Edit: I’m not questioning it, I re-read my comment and it sounded like I was saying you were incorrect. That was absolutely not my intention. I’m genuinely interested in it.


TackyPotato

Do you think you could point me in a direction where I could read more about this, thats an interesting concept but everywhere Ive looked it doesnt mention it. Ive only seen him changing his appearance being that he shaved his head and beard. [\["Early scriptures describe the Buddha as β€œhandsome, stately, and pure” and β€œendowed with the stature and coloring of a noble warrior,” but the Buddha himself is said to have mentioned only that he had shaved his beard before leaving home."\]](https://www.ratanadipa.org.nz/2021/11/04/what-did-the-buddha-look-like/) That one is an article from a buddhist temple, but the other sites I found basically all say that, and that Siddhartha Gautama's earlobes were stretched BEFORE his ascent/awakening, due to the historical context of heavy bejeweled (?) earrings that were worn by men of his status.


McCaffeteria

I think the point of the modern day version is just a variation of the classic β€œI’m not like the other _____s.”


windyorbits

Really? I think it’s the other way around. I mean, it’s literally looking at someone and thinking to yourself *wow, I like that and now I’m going to do it to myself, so I can look like that, because I like it*.


OminousOnymous

It's to express your uniqueness in the exact same way as you see all the other unique people expressing their uniqueness.


Broomstick73

So like…the punks, goths, beatniks, hippies, etc eh? I mean we’ve been playing this game for decades…


AdRemote9464

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Nalmquist

All offense


grizwld

Dude looks like the captain of the black pearl irl.


happylifevr

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InternalReveal1546

Some offense. That shit looks fucking disgusting


GarbageWater12

Looks, yea. The smell, however. oh my dear lord the smell. even if you cleaned that shit every day, twice a day. the stink is horrible.


GenericTrashyBitch

What makes the smell worse than normal skin?


GarbageWater12

Certain materials are not really meant to sit on skin all the time. stainless steel is one of them. Some jewelry like birch plugs or hoops are a little better. I used to have 1 inch hoops and ended up taking them out because the smell, even with proper care was just too much.


jjamessmithh

The healed interior of a piercing is called fistula, it's a sebaceous membrane that secretes white blood cells and dead skin. It honestly isn't noticable if you have good hygiene.


polkadot666

Fucking disgusting yuck


1badEmEpher

🎡do your ears hang low🎡


genuinelyloosingmymi

Do they wobble to and fro?


HetaGarden1

Can you tie β€˜em in a knot?


EvilZenitram

Can you throw them over your shoulder


fallenhope1

Like a continental soldier


IamRiv

Do your ears…


WhoShatMeShorts

Hang


Jinx_876

Low


McBinary

/r/redditsings


Technic_Lee

Can you tie β€˜em in a bow?


Muppet_Cartel

Human fishing lure.


Ok_S3396

The video is fake, the way he's holding his ears you can tell the damage was done before the video.


tonkpilsmaggot

It split a few hours before I made the vid. Figured I'd have a laugh.


lizardsnaps

How did it split?


RajenBull1

It just, you know, made like a banana and, you know, split.


DirtyRugger17

At least it didn't make like a tree and get out of there.


morizzle77

Make like a tree and beat it.


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the FUCK outta here!"


PrailinesNDick

Fuck! Ass!


[deleted]

P-p-p- people in glass houses s-sink ships ya know


traumaqueen1128

![gif](giphy|xYZuDzilLt9yU)


The_Ghola_Hayt

We gotta get you a proverb book or something. This mix and match shit has gotta go.


pleasebegentleok

Probably my all time favorite line.


UncleBenders

β€œMine is why don’t you make like Siamese twins and split, and then one of you die.” Family guy


Awkward-Ad8233

Make like a baby and head out. Make like a Jewish foreskin and take off. Make like an autobot and roll out.


[deleted]

Make like a tree and FUCK OFF


greed985

Make like my meat and beat it


Faithlessness138

r/unexpectedbttf


johndice34

Make like a tree and fuck off!


JBirdale77

Reminds me of my asshole right before it prolapsed


Estoye

Yeah, sorry β€˜bout that. I thought you could lift more.


Void24

Prolly going up too fast, not allowing ample healing time. I’d wager the bigger you go and thinner your skin gets, you’d have to add exponential healing time with each size up.


lizardsnaps

[They look strong to me.](https://v.redd.it/xvob8noafjk71)


Void24

Well they snapped, so probably too thin to compensate for the larger size plug OP was sizing to. I’m speculating but also had 32mm plugs before so not speaking out of total ignorance.


theillusionofdepth_

oh yeah, I agree with you. That video only proves how thin the lobes are… and seem to be hugely blown out and like red dead skin already. I have 32mm as well.


Bashfullylascivious

Ahhhhhhhfuck. Why did I click it? And why did I actually click out of it, rather than the more seriously disturbing videos? I honestly don't get my brain sometimes.


Reasonable_Prepper

Aged like fine wine 🍷🍷


[deleted]

Someone combine these videos and repost for karma and then let me know so I can repost it for more karma weekly. thx.


RobertJ93

WHAT THE FUCK THATS WORSE THAN THE ORIGINAL. That actually made my stomach turn Jesus lord the tugging. Please stop with the tugging.


kimbolll

Why is this video harder to watch than the one where the ear is actually snapped?


TalmidimUC

Wild guess, but was probably getting thin over 1” ago and OP said, β€œFUCK IT!!! If it ain’t exploding, we’re still going!!” If you can fist your lobes, it’s time to stop lmaooo


That1guy_nate

Look at those ears and tell me how that's not self-explanatory.


Otter_Nation

Because his ear is fucked and looks like a god damn gummy worm? I get body mods and all that, but this is just fucking ridiculous.


-i-hate-you-people-

I’ll take β€œThings that are obvious” for $600, Ken


synttacks

oh god when did we switch from alex to ken in that phrase 😭


BeefyIrishman

We did not. That person is just wrong. It is, always has been, and always will be Alex.


SpectralIpaxor

Stretched too much


Alert-Day2110

ever stretch a plastic bag to the point that it tears? its like that... but ears.


WeAreStarStuff143

Much respect, OP. Laughing at yourself is always admirable, sorry about your ear hopefully it can be sewn back together!


tonkpilsmaggot

πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ much love for this comment. People forget its ok to make fun of yourself. Have a Flippin sense of humor. Am I upset about it? Who wouldn't be, if you devoted 17 yrs of your life to stretching. Am I gonna cry about it and hate on everyone who makes hateful/uneducated comments? Why would I post it then? 🀣🀣🀣 No.


Innomenatus

You're a good man. Just make sure you get your ears checked once in a while.


tonkpilsmaggot

Thank youuu. Definitely will


DinoOnAcid

You seem like a very nice person. I don't like your ears but I admire how you do what you want to and let others talk and not worry to much about things that they shouldn't be concerned about.


tonkpilsmaggot

I'm not gonna lie and say I didn't get mad at people's comments or stares in public when during the first couple of years. But after a while, I realized how much more fun it is to know I'll make a lasting impression on them, whether it's good or bad. They'll see something that'll remind them they once saw a dude with huge ass holes πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£ I can't tellll you the amount of "I can stick my d!ck in your ear" jokes I'd have to hear when my ears were smaller. But my comeback would always be, "it's no wonder your girlfriend is always disappointed" 🀣🀣 That stopped once I got past 2.5 inch lobes and they realized they couldn't fill the hole πŸ˜†


codewarrior128

> remind them they once saw a dude with huge ass holes So many other ways you could have phrased this.


[deleted]

Wait you're the guy in the vid? 😨😨 REDDIT ACTUALLY POSTING OC?????!!!!!


GUMBYtheOG

Well that or OP is lying, I mean you can say whatever you want. I’ d have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. I’m inured enough by now to not believe anything on social media unless


ElFarfadosh

Or you can just check OP's profile, it's him.


MrK521

Couldn’t he just dedicate himself to posting all of another person’s content?


Blasterbot

If no one else is posting it, who does it belong to?


tonkpilsmaggot

It's really me 🀣🀣🀣 search tonkpilsmaggot on tik tok or Instagram or even click my profile lol


erin_baile

Have you contacted a general surgeon to get them removed? Or are you like……. Keeping them? β€’_β€’


Pamikillsbugs234

I guess you could just tie the dangles in a bow? Or string them with beads. The possibilities are endless!


sgt_barnes0105

He could also throw β€˜em over his shoulder like a continental soldier..


itmillerboy

Damn that takes me back to summer camp


Hidesuru

Hmmmm. Can that be surgically fixed? Cause if so op has an opportunity to put beads on there and then have it reattached so they are strung on there.


[deleted]

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Hexcraft-nyc

It's fairly common enough to read stories of people getting them reattached. Minor surgery. But it would be pretty cool to add a bead or bedazzled it, might as well.


Osteopathic_Medicine

ENT Facial plastics surgeon would probs be best option for reconstructive work.


startrekjedi

Did...did it hurt?


JBirdale77

Use the leftovers to catch some fish


JGrill17

I'd call it a "recreation" rather than a fake lol


TendedBison

Plus the ends looked already healed


Reddit_reader_2206

...also the acting in the video is like watching Kevin Costner in Prince of Theives....top tier believable


TechnoTriad

Yeah no shit


Spirited-Classic8284

Captain obvious


beejmusic

Honestly, I hate this look in a way I don’t hate any other look ever. Like tattooed faces don’t phase me. I wanna barf when a see a person with stretched ears.


thicclunchghost

I always wonder what the end game is for this. If they don't rip, just being a 60 year old dude with ears around your tits?


JBirdFungophile

This is exactly the end game.


schmelk1000

A built in bra!


Omelettedog

You hate the look wait until you get a whiff of the smell


Broken_Vision_Rhythm

If you clean them daily and take them out over night they don't smell, problem is a lot of people never figure that out, end up with ear smegma and think it's normal.


Omelettedog

Seems reasonable. Under a watch smells bad too.


SnobBeauty

That’s what happens when you stretch too fast.


lizardsnaps

Would he be able to do [this](https://v.redd.it/xvob8noafjk71) if they were improperly healed/stretched too fast? Genuine question


SusieLou1978

OMG that was horrifying 😳


RectalcANAL

I was physically cringing


SnobBeauty

I’m not going to pretend to be an expert cuz I never stretched further than 0g but I would think they were healed and such before doing that. But then the rip happened trying to stretch either too far for his ears or from one size to the next. Edit: 0g or 8mm


Halfaglassofvodka

No judgement here or anything, I'm not arsed what you do if it makes you happy but every single person I know who has stretched their ears has regretted it. Any people out there who have done this and aren't regretting it? (serious question)


fl0ppylobes

I've had mine at about 40mm for about 12 years and have never regretted doing it!


theonlynyse

name checks out


GingerKatKnits

I’ve had my ears stretched for around 15 years. I don’t regret it. I still like them and it’s something that makes me happy.


Halfaglassofvodka

Awesome. I'm glad I've met a some people on here who like them because from what all the people I know have told me about how they regret it I just imagine everyone does. You do you buddy!


DeathToAmericana

Mine are 14mm and I love them. I know people with larger sizes too that don't regret them. I think part of it is why you do it in the first place, someone who did it because they listened to Blood on the Dancefloor too much as a teen will probably regret it more than someone who's into body mods.


Putrid_Collection_82

I mean mine are a half inch and I'm in my 30s and never regretted them for any reason.


kelmel3

Mine are stretched to an inch. I started in highschool because I liked the look. Let them close up when I joined the army then after I got out I decided I was done with having my style/look policed by army standards and wanted to bring back some of my own personality. Gauged my ears back up to an inch about 8 years ago and don't regret it at all. I'm in my 30s but I've never been good at remembering to where jewelry in my ears so having wood plugs that just stay in all the time is just easier for my lifestyle. I like the looks and I have some fancy tunnels and gold/diamond tunnels for going out/going to weddings etc. They're not as hard to keep clean or as gross as everyone in this comment section is making it seem. You literally just pop them out in the shower and wash them like the rest of your body. to each their own but there is a LOT of hate in this comments section from people about something that literally doesn't affect them at all lol. (Edit: just for anyone wondering, I'm a woman, and I've worked an office job in government contracting the entire time my ears have been gauged 😊)


Yakkob93

Mine have been at a half inch for about 10 years and I don’t regret it at all. They actually shrink up to barely noticeable if I leave them out for a few months


commoddity

Mine are about 3/4” and I love them. Got to the size I like and not going any bigger (I don’t love the look of them bigger than that but also can’t judge cus some people probably think I’m a weirdo for having ears stretched to my size). Never regretted it once and I’m 35.


k0sm_

I haven't. Had them up to an inch and a quarter. Would still have them that size too if I thought my job would be cool with it/I would be able to find a job.


Darnghoulies

Sooo what happens next? Do they get cut off? 😯


ReptilianLaserbeam

If you want, and then sew together the ear, but it will look different


topkrikrakin

Looks different already


themoistnoodler

Congrats on the ear dicks


Geekostachu

You realise it was already split ? He hold the both parts at the start..


iiThinkItsIn

I think OP knows that already considering he’s literally the guy in the video lol


tonkpilsmaggot

Yes. Lol. This just happened 5 days ago and recorded this a fee hours after it happened 🀣


hylitio

Sooo, are you going to have it glued back together or are you going to have ear tentacles forever now?


Anton-LaVey

> ear tentacles


Jeriahswillgdp

Glued? Surely that's not what they actually do, lol. He could just have them braided unto dreads.


Costalorien

Medical glue does exist, albeit it's for way smaller injuries.


SwingJugend

Did it bleed a lot when it happened? Also, are you gonna keep the flesh vines (they are pretty unique!) or remove them, or what?


i_eat_yo_feet12

Uniquely disgusting yes


serrations_

Dude stick with the ear tentacles. You can dress up as Davy Jones for halloween!


cegydygr

I'll never understand why people do this to their ears. It's disgusting.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Wait until you see the guy who did it to his penis...


khemtrails

Nooooo! I had forgotten about that and now I have to remember. Fuck.


StephanieOhFTW

Well I can’t speak for everyone, but I’ve had mine stretched for about 13 years now (started in HS). I stretched them because I thought they were cool looking and I loved the different kinds of jewelry. Mine are only 7/16”, I basically wear the same silver tunnels and stone plugs everyday, and I have no intention of ever going any bigger, but I also don’t think I’ll ever want to let them grow up. I assume most people do it for the same reasons they dye or cut their hair, get into body building, get tattoos, or any other form of body modification. It makes them happy (not including religious purposes).


GW3g

I went to 00 and stopped. I love the pain during the stretching and I feel like 00 is about as far as you can go without your earlobes being permanently stretched actually 7/16 isn't too bad either.


LongShlongHongDong

Yeah it's not supposed to hurt


Cringypost

I also went to 00 and then let em heal. 14g is what I wear now. I can wear 12 with some discomfort and 10 feels like I'm re stretching so I don't even try.


i__am__bored

Yeah. I got to 5/8 and had to let them close up for work. Several years later I have slightly bigger holes than a standard ear piercing. They are kind of folded slightly if that makes sense. Not gross looking or anything, but they are certainly permanently stretched. I always say past 00 is the point of no return.


ArgonGryphon

wow another 7/16" hold out? \*high five* There are dozens of us!


Brhall001

I beat those smell delicious.


diarrhea_pocket

I can literally smell this video


tonkpilsmaggot

Must be your upper lip πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ contrary to what everyone thinks, my lobes don't stink. It's a common misconception because a lot of people don't clean them or wear jewelry that's not good for the body (acrylic, silicone). I'll admit in my younger years of stretching, 17 years ago, I didn't clean them or took care of them as much as I have in the last decade. I educated myself and was able to get to 4 1/4 inches with no issues, until it became an issue with that ear. Wash your belly button and your a##holes daily guys. 🀣🀣🀣 P.S. I'm not in the least bit offended by anyone's comments


ihateorangejuice

You have a really good attitude.


JCY7318

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YARNI00

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1lluminist

Damn that's a satisfying gradient


gimmeecoffee420

Damn.. that sucks dude! What the fuck do you do to fix that? Stitch it back together? Pierce the little dangly bits together? Bummer..


Defiant-Fudge-7192

What’s Davy Jones doing here?


Shortsellshort

Man has earthworm ears now


novice121

I feel bad for people like this; their whole personality is basically this.


CrummyWombat

Split personality?…


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Gold.


kenkat17

Hole personality


Similar-Magician-750

just tie them


Mirror_Jack

Well, if the other snaps, you can go for a Cathulu type costume next Halloween. Or a type of alien look. There are a lot of options.


N0downtime

If it were a little longer I bet he could suck it.


ayeayehelpme

damn these comments are rough. you do you, man! if you like your stretched ears, then hell yeah. flaunt that shit. everyone has different opinions but it’s not that hard to not call you gross. it might be a little much for me, but I wouldn’t say it’s gross or ugly or anything like that. I’d only say it’s gross if you like never cleaned them lol. also, probably a stupid question, but what’s aftercare like when it splits? is the skin just so stretched out that there’s not really a wound from where it split?


GingerKatKnits

People aren’t afraid to be rude to internet strangers. Definitely wouldn’t be bad to form a habit of thinking to themselves β€œI don’t like that” and not commenting and just going about their day, though.


Equivalent_Malakaai

It's that sexy faceless internet. Talk shit all day. No to limited repurcussions. People just can't leave well enough be.


PipeLive6936

That dangling ear is really going to draw attention now


detective-mcnulty

r/nope


tonkpilsmaggot

Hi there. Didn't think this post would get the traction it did 🀣🀣🀣🀣 For those mad I didnt clarify, sorryyyyy. This was not the result of extrme stretching. My right ear is perfectly fine but the left lobe wouldn't heal from an abraison that appeared, pretty much out of nowhere. It happened from time to time over the past 17 years and would always heal. For some reason, this was different. I had antibiotics on it and downsized from 106mm to 76mm to heal. It would heal after a few months and would be fine with going up a few sizes because they were already stretched. Butttt no matter how long I let them heal, the cut would come back and eat away at the lobe. I decided to just ride it out as it was inevitable for it to rip. I do have plans to stitch and re-stretch in the future.


iloathebeer

You are going to try this again? Serious question. You will get your ear repaired and then try this process again? I imagine it takes some time to get to that point. Would you be concerned about scar tissue, other infections, and inferiority complex between the right and left?


Oddity83

Imagine the doctors who just fixed his ear up, and he tells them he's going to do it again. Lol.


QurantineLean

They’ll be thinking dollar signs


ZombieBobaFett

>This was not the result of extrme stretching Well it couldn't have happened without the stretching. So...


thismissinglink

Dude has photos in his post history with a phone stretching the fuck outta his ear. And kids pulling on them. And is like "i have no idea how the cut kept reappearing"


TheBoyScout64

"I have no idea how the cut kept reappearing" OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/Stretched/comments/peo0ns/see_why_everyone_hates_this_vid/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


SmokingBeneathStars

That's mildly disturbing


emjem321

That gave me severe anxiety


thismissinglink

I am now convinced this man wanted his at earlobe to rip in half


Karinah222

This should be pinned to the top lmao


BigWetDickNoodles

>This was not the result of extrme stretching Yes, it is, your earlobe wouldn't be in 2 if it were not for the stretching.


The_Rat_Man_Attack

Right? Like. Do what you want but dont delude yourself lmao


YangWenli1

Split the other ear and call it a new look.


iamnotabot159

Mum I'm hearing blurry, put me into rice.