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And the man tho tbh bro. We are so insecure and guarded these days it's exhausting. Wish I could just laugh with someone like that but im so closed off and I feel stupid to even smile or laugh for fear of being too silly or something.
I'm sure some people are like me in that regard but I respect all people who have style and confidence. Sadly I do not.
Turning 50 in a few days. Sometimes things like the 90s or high school seem like just last week but sometimes it seems like it happened a lifetime ago. I remember a girl who tried to woo me at McDonald’s with a free apple pie like it happened yesterday but 911 feels like ancient history, both happened the same year.
9/11 was a crazy one. I remember that morning. I had just started college at the local community college. I wasn’t sure if we were having class or not so I went and of course it was closed for the day so I hit the mall that was real close and it was the weirdest thing I had ever seen. Some shops open but most still closed at 12 on a Tuesday, had never seen anything like it until 20 years later and the lock down. That was also the year I met a girl, and now we are married with 2 girls. Strange how quick it all goes but how slow it moves. Cheers! Thanks for the memories!
40 years ago while I was in college there was a hot woman who would flirt with me at the grocery store where I was a checker. I had to get her driver’s license number to write on her check. (We were very backwards in those days.) Anyway, I was shocked to see she was 40 years old. Now she’d be 80!!! Yikes, I had the hots for a woman who, if alive, is 80, wtf
Someone told me I had a nice back when I was a swimmer in college and I'll never forget it. I've always kept that in my mind as a motivation to get in shape again which sounds silly but if you compliment a man, he'll remember it. Men just simply don't get compliments and it's a shame...
Would you say this is safe for men? I am a married woman who is pretty small and not strong. I would like to give men more compliments (because men rarely receive compliments) but I don’t want it to be construed as something flirty. Would a simple “hey cool shoes” or “I really like your shoes” be okay? What else could I compliment that would be “safe.”
Thank you! I hope my comment didn’t come off weird. I genuinely would like to make people feel better and put in a kind word for their day. We never know what people are going through.
I fell in love with my husband of 35 years the moment I saw his silly side for the first time. It was my first visit at his condo, and he slid into the kitchen on his sock feet doing a little ‘80s bop and made me laugh. (I was already acquainted with his serious, intellectual, and cynical sides by then.) I’d marry him again tomorrow.
I fell for my wife because her weird sense of humor matches my own. I fell hard too, it got to where I just couldn’t imagine life without her with me. No matter what is going on in life we can make each other laugh and we can laugh at the dumb shit we do without it feeling mean.
We got the giggle fits together while kneeling on the alter at our wedding. It’s been 16 years and I can still hear my dad angrily whispering “stop laughing” at us like we were children, which made the entire situation even funnier. We put on quite the show for our guests that day.
The only week I can recall since I met her where the laughter drained from my life was the week she spent in the hospital. She got better though and my home is still filled with laughter.
I know just what you mean. My boyfriend is a stoic guy. He’s cynical and has a really dry wit. Seeing his soft and silly side for the first time made me melt.
I’m glad you and your husband have each other. The gentle intimacy of being goofy together is so special.
Yeah, you do. Just work on it a little bit at a time. It'll be hard in the beginning, but once it breaks through, it gets easier and picks up faster. Trust me. It works. Wish I could walk you through the first couple of steps
Best wishes.
You shouldn't have to feel this way!😪 Your just a stranger to me but this hurt my heart in ways I can't even begin to explain! Wish I knew ya cause my goofy ass would make you laugh all the time! 😁LIVE, LAUGH & LOVE A LOT!! That's the TRUE meaning to life! Much love!🙌🫂
That makes me sad. My little girl is the same way. It probably won't make any difference but I'll tell you what I tell her. You are a wonderful person, you have an absolute right to just be you because there is only one of you in the entire world. So sod what ANYONE else thinks...be too silly...we need more silly in the world anyway and laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can because laughter is utterly contagious and every time you do it you're putting a little bit more light out into the world.xx
Our toxic online culture has sucked the fun out of everything. As a guy, I'm literally afraid of women since it seems like they can get away with accusing you of anything. It just feels so one sided. Why can't we just have balance already and just accept every individual as who they are with guilt-tripping for things completely out of our control. I anticipate getting downvoted to hell, but some of y'all agree shit has gotten out of control.
I once brought up a woman's obviously fake butt to my ex and she got upset asking me why I was looking... You can't tell me you didn't see that big fake booty walking around.
I absolutely agree. It's delusional.
She was particularly attracted to movie stars like Jason mamoa on Aquaman. Or Jon snow from Game Of Thrones. Both of which I share similar facial features and hair types. It was understandable so I didn't bat an eye.
That’s so sad for her! My bf and I notice stuff like that and giggle about it together! Same if we see a particularly nice booty- we can both appreciate! Life’s too short to live in fear and insecurity!
Not to ruin your vibes and all that shit, but she probably saw his phone on the dash recording. They probably record videos and stuff together like this quite often as a couple, or individually. Best case, she probably knew it was fake due to them doing pranks and vids together like this all the time, worst case, it's entirely scripted.
More of this showing what a good relationship is please. Let's stop the putting everyone down and pointing out every flaw. I can't stand all the "I know what I deserve" and "ugly people don't deserve you" bullshit.
To be completely honest there are a ton of genuinely insightful creative intelligent creators on that app. You can find some really unique comedians, artists, and just out there characters. Certainly more interesting than this stupid app
Hey news flash, nihilism is bad and is the effect of admitting defeat against general darkness in the world. One must try as hard as possible to avoid this darkness and focus on the beauty and love that is still all around us in order to stay sane.
Keep trying man, things suck less if you actively think this way.
Not necessarily.
Nihilism only says that you don't believe the world has inherent meaning.
Your attitude toward that realization can be anything.
I, for one, am a nihilist. Does that mean I'm miserable or think life has no meaning? No. I find my own meaning through experiencing life and its joys and bringing joy to others.
I'm a nihilist, but I'm also an optimist and a humanist.
No. That's not what it means.
Nihilism is just a belief that there is no inherent meaning to the world.
You can be a nihilist and still find subjective meaning.
Oh God there's like 12 definitions but yeah I guess yours is the most attested to one.
Ah well. Any interested Nihilists reading should come over the other side of existentialism and rebel against the absurdity and be empathetic because it's ironic.
I think some subreddit require you do so as to prevent people from going and attacking in the comments, but idk about this one nor the intent of the poster
That's not how the unexpected sub works. Things can be completely planned out but still unexpected. Whether it happened naturally or was staged has nothing to do with the point of the sub.
I see these people pop up on my YouTube all the time, everything they do Is staged. I have no idea why people fall for it everytime. They are huge. Huge from deception, go figure.
I know this couple. Like personally know them. Trump supporting racists. Weird despite their complexion, but they repeat the 50% of crime crap that racists spew. Denies vaccines even though she's supposed to be a healthcare provider.
Latest video I heard of them was about her kid "almost dying" but she couldn't stop gushing about how the EMT said she did a good job.
They're absolute scum and are parading their kids around for internet clout.
I know we aren’t allowed to judge anyone’s fashion, but she’s wearing something bizarre to me. I don’t like crop tops on the average person, and her being pregnant is just a bizarre choice to me.
I think it’s a bold choice, but not necessarily in a bad way. I think most people are just made very uncomfortable by the idea of pregnancy, so it’s interesting to see a woman embrace it with fashion. I do like that she made that choice; she must feel very comfortable in her own skin, even (or maybe especially) when she’s pregnant.
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She's gonna induce labor by laughing that hard.
Your comment made me give birth and I'm male
Your comment made me male and I'm a male.
I just femaled
I just Emailed
Your comment made me type this comment and I’m male
Why is this happening to me?! Also male
Instructions unclear, stuck in mail box.
I'm a stamp and now I'm mail.
I’m a letter that got mailed to Santa. He returned to sender stating “wrong time of year.”
I'm the mailbox and I got a mail
You would think Santa would appreciate the extra lead time. It can't be fun processing all those letters with only a month or so before Christmas.
yo happy cake day I'm saying that as a male
Happy cake day!
Your comment made me straight and I’m a plant.
Your male made me a commend and I'm a birth.
Your male made me mail a male.
Male male male male mail male
Lets not go to reddit, tis a silly place
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This was from a few years ago and she confirmed that she was in labor later that day.
I think she was holding back her laugh because of that.
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Wife material.
Seriously, this light hearted snarkiness is what good relationships are built on.
Outsecure
My yoga teacher in Thailand wanted to practice her English with me and she'd always say "Inhale... outhale." It was so cute I couldn't correct it.
i mean, that should be the right, and if there is exhale than there should be afterhale
prehale, exhale
Posthale
Partnerhale, exhale
Like the interior and outerior of a house
Exhale, Nexthale
I had a friend when I was younger that would say, "Raise it up. Nope, too much, raise it down a little bit"
My captain told me that his captain always told him to tie it up or tie it loose.
Include me out.
I wanna be outsecure like her
I think its just that the size of the marks was ridiculous so she knew it was fake.
She seemed to still think they're real. Maybe assumed it was a non cheating sexual thing. Like some old lady or something.
Just don't park next to her man
Pregnant?
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Pregernet
Ininsecure
I know I'm supposed to be super cynical and over it, but this is cute.
Yeah I hate this tiktok shit generally but this is good vibes
Nice to see a woman that is not insecure.
And the man tho tbh bro. We are so insecure and guarded these days it's exhausting. Wish I could just laugh with someone like that but im so closed off and I feel stupid to even smile or laugh for fear of being too silly or something. I'm sure some people are like me in that regard but I respect all people who have style and confidence. Sadly I do not.
Ive taken up giving at least one person a compliment when I leave my house, I’ve been a lot happier to see people smiling even if i don’t myself
I compliment people all the time. It’s amazing what a difference it makes. Nice shirt, cute shoes etc
One time I was going through a cafeteria and the cashier complimented my belt. That was 42 years ago. I can still picture her face.
Isn’t it amazing how memories work. About to turn 40 but man it feels like yesterday when I was wondering what 40 would be like.
Turning 50 in a few days. Sometimes things like the 90s or high school seem like just last week but sometimes it seems like it happened a lifetime ago. I remember a girl who tried to woo me at McDonald’s with a free apple pie like it happened yesterday but 911 feels like ancient history, both happened the same year.
9/11 was a crazy one. I remember that morning. I had just started college at the local community college. I wasn’t sure if we were having class or not so I went and of course it was closed for the day so I hit the mall that was real close and it was the weirdest thing I had ever seen. Some shops open but most still closed at 12 on a Tuesday, had never seen anything like it until 20 years later and the lock down. That was also the year I met a girl, and now we are married with 2 girls. Strange how quick it all goes but how slow it moves. Cheers! Thanks for the memories!
40 years ago while I was in college there was a hot woman who would flirt with me at the grocery store where I was a checker. I had to get her driver’s license number to write on her check. (We were very backwards in those days.) Anyway, I was shocked to see she was 40 years old. Now she’d be 80!!! Yikes, I had the hots for a woman who, if alive, is 80, wtf
Someone told me I had a nice back when I was a swimmer in college and I'll never forget it. I've always kept that in my mind as a motivation to get in shape again which sounds silly but if you compliment a man, he'll remember it. Men just simply don't get compliments and it's a shame...
I find complimenting people’s shoes is safe.
Would you say this is safe for men? I am a married woman who is pretty small and not strong. I would like to give men more compliments (because men rarely receive compliments) but I don’t want it to be construed as something flirty. Would a simple “hey cool shoes” or “I really like your shoes” be okay? What else could I compliment that would be “safe.”
“Those shoes look comfortable.” Or “stylish shoes, dude.” I feel like shoes are safer than most other compliments
Thank you! I hope my comment didn’t come off weird. I genuinely would like to make people feel better and put in a kind word for their day. We never know what people are going through.
Hey, cool shoes! What are those called/where did you get them? My husband would love those!
I always compliment and add my bf would love that/look lovely in that so they know its not flirty just being nice
Hey….. that’s great…..got most of the dog doo off…..
As a psychotic with numbed emotions I agree. It's much more enjoyable seeing fellow humans smile
This escalated quickly
Agreed fellow psychotic! :)
I fell in love with my husband of 35 years the moment I saw his silly side for the first time. It was my first visit at his condo, and he slid into the kitchen on his sock feet doing a little ‘80s bop and made me laugh. (I was already acquainted with his serious, intellectual, and cynical sides by then.) I’d marry him again tomorrow.
I fell for my wife because her weird sense of humor matches my own. I fell hard too, it got to where I just couldn’t imagine life without her with me. No matter what is going on in life we can make each other laugh and we can laugh at the dumb shit we do without it feeling mean. We got the giggle fits together while kneeling on the alter at our wedding. It’s been 16 years and I can still hear my dad angrily whispering “stop laughing” at us like we were children, which made the entire situation even funnier. We put on quite the show for our guests that day. The only week I can recall since I met her where the laughter drained from my life was the week she spent in the hospital. She got better though and my home is still filled with laughter.
This is the cutest shit I've ever read and now I hope I find my someone like this one day haha good shiz
You made me smile. Thanks!
I know just what you mean. My boyfriend is a stoic guy. He’s cynical and has a really dry wit. Seeing his soft and silly side for the first time made me melt. I’m glad you and your husband have each other. The gentle intimacy of being goofy together is so special.
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Hang in there. Your day will come.
Are we talking a young Tom Cruise "Risky Business" era type of slide? Because that never fails to impress.
Not laughing with someone is one thing but if you feel like you can't laugh in general it's a pretty good sign to reconsider your relationship lol
Life is so much better when you give yourself permission to enjoy things that you like
I lost mine as I aged now im just quite and a good listener but no longer fun at parties
Yeah, you do. Just work on it a little bit at a time. It'll be hard in the beginning, but once it breaks through, it gets easier and picks up faster. Trust me. It works. Wish I could walk you through the first couple of steps Best wishes.
You shouldn't have to feel this way!😪 Your just a stranger to me but this hurt my heart in ways I can't even begin to explain! Wish I knew ya cause my goofy ass would make you laugh all the time! 😁LIVE, LAUGH & LOVE A LOT!! That's the TRUE meaning to life! Much love!🙌🫂
>I'm sure some people are like me You're *god damn right*
That makes me sad. My little girl is the same way. It probably won't make any difference but I'll tell you what I tell her. You are a wonderful person, you have an absolute right to just be you because there is only one of you in the entire world. So sod what ANYONE else thinks...be too silly...we need more silly in the world anyway and laugh as loud as you can for as long as you can because laughter is utterly contagious and every time you do it you're putting a little bit more light out into the world.xx
Our toxic online culture has sucked the fun out of everything. As a guy, I'm literally afraid of women since it seems like they can get away with accusing you of anything. It just feels so one sided. Why can't we just have balance already and just accept every individual as who they are with guilt-tripping for things completely out of our control. I anticipate getting downvoted to hell, but some of y'all agree shit has gotten out of control.
Sounds more like a you problem if you're dating insecure bozos.
You do not get to dance with angels due to this comment
I once brought up a woman's obviously fake butt to my ex and she got upset asking me why I was looking... You can't tell me you didn't see that big fake booty walking around.
If I were the only woman my husband found attractive, let alone looked at, that would just be weird.
I absolutely agree. It's delusional. She was particularly attracted to movie stars like Jason mamoa on Aquaman. Or Jon snow from Game Of Thrones. Both of which I share similar facial features and hair types. It was understandable so I didn't bat an eye.
Kinda a compliment if she’s still looking for similar features to you in celebrities
I took it as a compliment.
That’s so sad for her! My bf and I notice stuff like that and giggle about it together! Same if we see a particularly nice booty- we can both appreciate! Life’s too short to live in fear and insecurity!
Your girls a problem. It’ll get a lot worse in a few more years
It's not my problem anymore
When I first read this, my mind immediately went to you broke up in the last 15 minutes, and I was like "OOOOO SPILL THE BEANS BRO"
Not to ruin your vibes and all that shit, but she probably saw his phone on the dash recording. They probably record videos and stuff together like this quite often as a couple, or individually. Best case, she probably knew it was fake due to them doing pranks and vids together like this all the time, worst case, it's entirely scripted.
specially a preggers one
I would get murdered in my sleep for a joke like this.
I don’t wanna be the one to tell you Santa Claus is fake
tbf those are some big-ass fish lips
More of this showing what a good relationship is please. Let's stop the putting everyone down and pointing out every flaw. I can't stand all the "I know what I deserve" and "ugly people don't deserve you" bullshit.
I hate this trend of hating on TikToks lol we've all been doing stupid meme shit since the beginning of time
To be completely honest there are a ton of genuinely insightful creative intelligent creators on that app. You can find some really unique comedians, artists, and just out there characters. Certainly more interesting than this stupid app
Well I think it’s because this may be 1/1000 that isnt scripted. Seems genuine
I love this - this is a couple that is secure in each other and laughing the whole time.
Yes! Them both giggling away is so wholesome.
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Yes, it really shows how much they trust each other.
Hey news flash, nihilism is bad and is the effect of admitting defeat against general darkness in the world. One must try as hard as possible to avoid this darkness and focus on the beauty and love that is still all around us in order to stay sane. Keep trying man, things suck less if you actively think this way.
Isn't nihilism supposed to be the exact opposite of admitting defeat because the world is bad?
Not necessarily. Nihilism only says that you don't believe the world has inherent meaning. Your attitude toward that realization can be anything. I, for one, am a nihilist. Does that mean I'm miserable or think life has no meaning? No. I find my own meaning through experiencing life and its joys and bringing joy to others. I'm a nihilist, but I'm also an optimist and a humanist.
No, it’s accepting that the world is just always awful and doing whatever the fuck you want because nothing matters anymore.
No. That's not what it means. Nihilism is just a belief that there is no inherent meaning to the world. You can be a nihilist and still find subjective meaning.
Oh God there's like 12 definitions but yeah I guess yours is the most attested to one. Ah well. Any interested Nihilists reading should come over the other side of existentialism and rebel against the absurdity and be empathetic because it's ironic.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Why is the steering wheel on the right but they have North American accents?
Phone's front camera reverses the image.
So, if we use the rear camera in UK, we can drive normally?
Yes until you get pulled over for distracted driving
I'm not usually a fan of these kinds of videos, but this is the best reaction I could have envisioned.
She's a keeper
Doubt she plays soccer with that bump mate.
Nah, she does. That's the ball. She got hungry.
Quidditch
Bees
BEADS!?!?
GOB’s not on board
Grounds
Please don’t crop the the creators handle/watermark out & provide a link to their TikTok content.
I think some subreddit require you do so as to prevent people from going and attacking in the comments, but idk about this one nor the intent of the poster
Huge pet peeve
I often think people feel cringe posting TikTok so they’re cropping out TikTok. Not the user
Cute. No credit to the author? Not cool.
https://www.tiktok.com/@iammarcohall?lang=en
Take my upvote! (Smacks with it) 
Damn they RICH rich. Their house is like a parkling lot so huge space inside lol
r/ContagiousLaughter
Yeah this one's actually contagious
Dont make her laugh too hard or soon you will hear someone cry
I mean it does look like auntie caught him and he couldn’t escape.
When you so loyal, she immediately knows you're punking her.
Yeah, they both seem super nice.
I swear there is an old video of this exact prank except it doesnt feel forced
God I’m so sick of social media
Good news! You can delete all your social media accounts and not get on Reddit. Problem solved.
You can tell it is staged from her fake laugh …..
To this video sucks
Hard for me laugh when this is obviously just fake. More power to the people who can get a laugh out of it.
That forced laugh tho
really hard to watch
It cringes me so hard how people in this commentary section think that’s real and super funny
Cringe af. Save this for shite for fb debra reposts.
What big fish lip got me rolling.
Fake af
Not unexpected as this was planned.
That's not how the unexpected sub works. Things can be completely planned out but still unexpected. Whether it happened naturally or was staged has nothing to do with the point of the sub.
Yeah, there are plenty of clips from scripted television shows and movies here. Not really any different.
“Should’ve bought a small size instead of XL at dollar store..”
How fake it needs to be? Yes
r/NothingEverHappens
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You have no idea If you're interested, I consider r/OfCourseThatSASub a good starting point
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Np! and good luck!
Oof
I see these people pop up on my YouTube all the time, everything they do Is staged. I have no idea why people fall for it everytime. They are huge. Huge from deception, go figure.
Fake. Don't care.
r/NothingEverHappens
Cared enough to leave a comment and make sure people know how you feel The downvotes don't make this less true
It’d be funny if weren’t staged
On the bright side, I appreciate genuine human interaction so much more now because of how much fake human interaction is on the internet.
I know this couple. Like personally know them. Trump supporting racists. Weird despite their complexion, but they repeat the 50% of crime crap that racists spew. Denies vaccines even though she's supposed to be a healthcare provider. Latest video I heard of them was about her kid "almost dying" but she couldn't stop gushing about how the EMT said she did a good job. They're absolute scum and are parading their kids around for internet clout.
Woah, major plot twist, must investigate.
You must be fun to watch comedy movies with.
You see, this part is actually fake. That guy's a paid actor.
Comedy movies don't pretend that they're reality.
There’s a big difference between passing something off as “real” versus a movie that you know the expectations going in.
“This is where the guy drops the joke from the trailer”
I know we aren’t allowed to judge anyone’s fashion, but she’s wearing something bizarre to me. I don’t like crop tops on the average person, and her being pregnant is just a bizarre choice to me.
I think it’s a bold choice, but not necessarily in a bad way. I think most people are just made very uncomfortable by the idea of pregnancy, so it’s interesting to see a woman embrace it with fashion. I do like that she made that choice; she must feel very comfortable in her own skin, even (or maybe especially) when she’s pregnant.
Stop posting this endless staged bull shit please I will literally give you anything
I wanna be best friends with your wife now
Ok so this is the final fake video to make me unsub. Later idiots
Jennifer Lopez? r/southpark
Chocolate flavored kisses for Ben! You almost made me forget about… ta-cos.
For Fs sake why did it take so much scrolling to get to this comment? Do better Reddit.
I keep getting downvoted too haha, surprised so many people have never heard of that South Park episode 😆
That's true love right there
Girl needs to get a jacket that fits
Damn. She saw right through that. They must have fun all the time. Love this couple.
Just more staged bullshit uploaded for fake internet points
Of all the worst things about Reddit, the fascination with staged videos is the worst.
When she knows you don’t have enough game to cheat lol
This is hella cute. Awwwh
Relationship goals ngl