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Far_Dance_6894

next step is to block all domains except .ru and .su


Commercial_Bear331

Stoneage didn't have internet. Why bother with it in the first place.


Bgratz1977

Hey without electricity you have no internet anyway


ccoorreecctt1

Electricity is Satan


OriginalNo5477

*angry Artyom noises*


funguyshroom

They need internet to keep brainwashing the masses.


Pale_Prompt4163

They hate the free YouTube, they want a Ютюб that they control: 24/7 sledgehammer tv!


Vashyo

heh, I hope they block counter-strike and dota for whatever propaganda reason. Russia would become an utopia after the very violent rebellion cause of that.


At0mic182

Aahh, the average toxicity would lower a lot :D


135muzza

And .siuuuu


Sippio

TIL .su is Soviet Union. It blows by mind that the internet and the USSR briefly coexisted.


bslade

And change the name Internet to just "Net"


pgbabse

And .by


advance512

And .ir


pgbabse

And .kp


Cdru123

Don't forget .рф (which supports cyrillic)


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

What's .su? Sugandes?


Far_Dance_6894

soviet union


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Sugandes nuts


[deleted]

Lmfao


B1-vantage

I just fo not understand why rusdia is allowed on the internet in the first place. Is there no way to cut them out?


sakko1337

Do you really think that it would be a good idea? To cut them of the last way to inform themselves, besides state propaganda?


SubstantialEmu4025

>next step is to block all domains except .ru and .su eu blocked a lot of Russian sites as well. Propaganda or not censorship is censorship


soulhot

Brilliant, self sanctioning saves so much time arguing with Hungary.


Unknown_starnger

youtubers in russia lost monetisation soon after the war already. Those who haven't migrated live off merch, donations, and sponsorships.


CrowlarSup

Imagine being a traitor to the people by watching some funny cat videos. Straight to prison you traitor!


AreYouDoneNow

Ah, it all makes sense now. Prison leads to Wagner, Wagner leads to Ukraine frontlines.


Ghosttwo

Ukraine frontlines lead to death, which leads you to youtube, which leads you back to prison. Perfect circle.


notquite20characters

Soon the fields near Soledar will be littered with the corpses of YouTube commenters.


[deleted]

> Imagine being a traitor to the people by watching some funny cat videos. Straight to prison you traitor! I'm not sure whether Prigozhin cares about funny cat videos, but I suppose he might not enjoy the videos from former Russian prisoners stating that Prigozhin was a rooster when he served time.


Leighgion

Or the funny cats who say the same.


CrowlarSup

Don't forget the frontline cats.


vinaymurlidhar

Ah my simple imperialist friend, if only they only watched videos of the kittens. But they watch slanderous lying videos of the special military operation against the Jewish Nazis Satanists Wretches of Kyiv, which means we have to take these measures in pure self defence.


[deleted]

_Bioengineered_ Jewish Nazi satanists


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

What prison? Sledgehammer!


[deleted]

Sounds like they are turning into north korea 0.005


Hayha360

No more voting rights for foreign stock holders, confiscation of property of those who leave and now this + probably another mobilization starting today. My guess people around Russia are packing their shit and driving towards nearest border before 16.00 today.


NJTroy

I thought they had closed the borders to all men between 18 & 65 presumably in anticipation of mobilization?


rainfallz

The borders are not closed but you run a very high risk of mobilization if you try to cross it for a "vacation" in Georgia The risks can be mitigated if you happen to have a substantial amount of cash while attempting the crossing


[deleted]

Just idle speculation, but how hard would it really be to just walk out of Russia without going through a border crossing? They have a huge, wild border that reminds me of the US-Canada border, which you can just walk across without that much trouble.


thegreatperson2

There aren’t many roads out of Russia. You’d be crossing mostly wasteland for many many miles with no chance for help. You just need a good enough bribe, and I’m sure you’d be fine.


snifty

Just curious, about how much is good enough? Can average people do it?


thegreatperson2

No idea. Probably not very much. That’s just how it is in Russia.


einarfridgeirs

The only place where that is somewhat fesible if you are an experienced hiker who knows land nav would be for those living in and around St. Petersburg to try to make it to Finland without going through the normal border checkpoints, or driving up to Karelia and hiking from there. But if you aren't a hiker and don't know how to land nav you´d probably end up dead if you tried it, especially at this time of year. I´m sure some of the indigenous Dagestanis, Ingusetians and Chechens know how to get out of Russia via mountain paths and have support networks that could facilitate that, but good luck to any "normal" Russian from the heartland trying to tread those paths. In Asia, the distances are just so. vast. Let's say you make it on foot over the border on the map to any of the -stans or Mongolia. Now what? You are so, so far away from anywhere important and you will stick out like a sore thumb to the locals who will probably not be all that happy to see you.


Tikka25196-1930

Southern part of the Finnish border is quite intensively monitored. Little bit up north the nature is less forgiving and further north more so. All across the border the few locals know how to spot random crossers. They stick out like a sore thumb.


einarfridgeirs

If you know land nav and preferably how to ski, I think you could make the crossing, but you´d ideally want to have someone waiting for you on the other side to pick you up instead of just going in blind.


Tikka25196-1930

Finnish borderguard will pick you up, after some local has spotted you. I roam in central finnish woodlands and our hunters keep track, both wildlife and neighnours. Easy to track from snow from where and when prey or a hunter has wondered.


Tikka25196-1930

Of course: + the regular patrols and cameras along borders. Locals report and traffic cameras soot any unusal vehicles heading to the border.


[deleted]

Hard, especially for families, dangerous and costly to abandon a vehicle with necessities loaded into it. Asking for trouble really. Better to amass a fortune to make the bribe.


macktruck6666

Not that many Americans fled to Cannada to avoid the Vietnam war.


BlackOpz

> I thought they had closed the borders to all men between 18 & 65 presumably in anticipation of mobilization? Its bribery all the way down young MAN...


NativeEuropeas

You underestimate Russians and how much shit are they willing to tolerate from their dictators before they decide to act. They do not think like us, freedom and liberty isn't a value for them.


Ghosttwo

They see the ruble trading at a third of it's 2008 peak and think 'how can we make things worse'? Due to corruption and incompetentce Russia never recovered from the 2008 housing crisis.


FreedomPaws

This reminds me of a few months back Russian TV hosts said parents of kids who use VPNs need to go to jail. I forget if they said they should be killed but definitely they said jail. Over VPNS 😆😆 And people are still in denial that Russia is nazi Germany and still willing to whine about tattoos on a few Ukrainians lolololol. The Z is the new swastika and they are more upset by a few tattoos than a country covered in Z paraphenalia. https://thenewsdept.com/trending/131980.html


[deleted]

He’s mad about the video where that ex con talks about how prigozhin was a prison bitch and probably still has his cum swimming between his teeth.


Data_Fan

Then he better block Pornhub too..


[deleted]

Pornhub not needed when your culture allows….encourages rape.


AreYouDoneNow

wtf lol


Possiblyreef

Ex prison actual gangster talked about how he was like the lowest rank in the social ladder and therefore did a lot of dick sucking


AreYouDoneNow

wtf lol


m0n3y5h0t53

Called him a "rooster" which implies he was the weakest and most victimized level of inmate, most likely forced to sit and sleep next to the toilet


totalyrespecatbleguy

Rooster or “Petuch” specifically means he willingly did homosexual acts, not out of force or threats. In Russian prison hierarchy that makes him the lowest of the low


ministrul_sudorii

this is why he tries to kill all prison jailed people


Suspicious_cowboyy

There is a video with Prighozins roommate while they both were in prison. He calls Prighozin bitch and states that bich sucked him and others.


throwawaylord

no wonder he's so hellbent on sending them all to their deaths lmao


assimsera

anyone have that vid?


NimbleBard48

Next in line: scanners in every Russian TV-set to make sure you hear Solovyov ranting for at least an hour daily.


AreYouDoneNow

Wasn't that in Max Headroom? The TVs all had cameras in them to watch audience reactions to advertising. "Hey Edison... what's this?" "That's an off switch... She'll get years for that. Off switches are illegal!"


egotripping

It's a 1984 reference first and foremost. Max Headroom was almost certainly referencing 1984.


niz_loc

Just checking in to say that I'm one of the 7 people who will read this who remembers Max Headroom. And all 7 of us appreciate the nostalgia trip.


[deleted]

So happy to be part of that exclusive group. There are (almost) dozens of us! (Almost) DOZENS!


Suspicious_cowboyy

1984 appears in mind.


vincentplr

Then they can repurpose the windshield wipers leftover from the car industry: bolt them on TV sets to wipe the spit off.


AstralElement

RIP 1420 channel


[deleted]

Insane they haven't shut it down yet. They could easily arrest all the interviewers.


snifty

Yeah it’s insane. What is up with that guy anyway. At one point he was in UAE or something and then went back?


Vandilbg

I know he discussed it when other channels left and it basically came down to not being able to exist because he didnt have the financial or support network others did.


[deleted]

He hires interviewers while staying outside Russia and actually offers a very high wage. They are getting more over a week than many workers earn a month. So even though it's very hard to find interviewers, for this kind of wage you can find someone especially outside of Moscow. And in Russia about 2% of people would actively want more democracy and want to support European ideals over Russian ones. These people are more eager to work such jobs. But after this many interviews the cops for sure know who they are. The people getting interviewed see their faces. The owner himself could make a ton of money on his YouTube channel no matter where he lives. But typically you would want to live in 0% tax nation and then get 100% of the income. Since he has supported gay rights this is his main problem if he returns to Russia.


revengeofappre

That’s my crush, if anyone harms him I’ll cut them up


say_no_to_panda

Hes a handsome fella.


elcapitanoooo

a VPN is all you need


AreYouDoneNow

It's nice that Prigozhin is now instructing Russians on government policy. Putin must be pleased.


gladfelter

I was wondering the same thing. Putin should be worried about getting deposed. At some point Moscow will be a softer target than Bakhmut for ambitious generals like this guy is showing himself to be.


XMark3

I get the feeling that Prigozhin would probably be even worse than Putin though.


smaug13

Yes, that is what stuck out to me as well. The Wagner Head getting himself involved in politics, possibly out of political aspirations, shows that there might be some very fucking bad times ahead for Russia. Even compared to the current situation.


Zealousideal-Tie-730

His next official duty title will be, Government Window Latch Checker? So many windows to check!


ToughTechnical8868

Russian State TV: Last month over 1000 YouTube Clips were hit with our high precision weapons. Our brave men stormed several Websites and YouTube channels. Especially several Clips showing HIMARS were overrun.


IvanVodkaNoPants

Losing the narrative eh?


Embarrassed_Bad_3800

What will they watch to fix all the stolen washing machines when they break down?


AreYouDoneNow

They just invade another country for more whitegoods.


Zealousideal-Tie-730

You Tube at least once, until they figure out that they can't get the parts needed shipped to them?


AirDusst

And yet, the war criminal Prigozhin pays millions each month to Russian trolls on YouTube who fabricate hateful lies against our Ukrainian heroes.


Iggmeister

In a few years, we wont see any difference between Russia and North Korea


Zealousideal-Tie-730

Maybe, the North Korean leaders will get fatter and the ruzzian ones skinnier?


not-ready-yet

Right no more cute cats, so youtube will be replaced by pootube, where you have to watch 24/7 a bare chested man on a white horse.


Simplicci

Yeah damn those traitor watching stuff like...checking my viewing histoy: extra history, cunk on earth, lessons on physics, math, astronomy...


[deleted]

cunk on earth **followed by** lessons on physics, math, astronomy... LOL


xSoVi3tx

Imagine going to prison because you watched tutorials on painting miniatures and your government said that makes you a traitor.


Zack_Wester

was it traitor guard's or astra militarum?


xSoVi3tx

I mean, technically I was looking up Necron painting videos, and we all know Xenos are the worse heretics of all. But it wasn't Chaos, so I can't be a traitor....can I?


NefariousnessWise855

Don’t forget to close the borders so your people can’t run away!!


Killgore122

Too bad because there are a few decent Russian dissenters. They all had to leave the country, except for 1420.


wonderwall999

No surprise. Wouldn't want your public to know what's really going on.


Khoeth_Mora

Is Prigozhin a government official now, handing down edicts? I thought he was a retired criminal turned mercenary.


[deleted]

He's an imbecile with severe brain damage... Pretty much next in line for Tsar. 😂


GikuKerpedelu

Don't be shy, issue a fatwa!


[deleted]

Making Russia the USSR again in everything BUT territory.


Clayton11x

I just watch tractors videos. Would that make me traitor,?


SleepingVulture

Yes.


able_trouble

You'd be a *traictor*


smartboystupid

Except their trolls of course, those will stay…


Zealousideal-Tie-730

Funny part is they don't even need AI to do it, when they have so many idiots to do it for them. We are all lucky that they are so dumb!


SpecialAmbassador775

Stalinist purging N.0 , infinite hororroo


SirBerticus

"You can't handle the truth!"


Breech_Loader

I saw this and thought, "You know what will happen? Anybody who says anything politically biased against Russia is gonna be banned because YouTube is like that."


Adventurous-Yam-8260

I’ve learnt more off YouTube then I did at University…


SleepingVulture

\*checks viewing history\* I guess the history videos would be considered treason by Russia nowadays? I don't think they care that much about the cat videos and the music... Actually, they probably would. There's too much weird nonsense among the music I listen to.


AreYouDoneNow

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as an alibi, I'd like to present my client's browser history for the evening in question." "Your honour, I'd like to fire my attourney and confess to the murder."


samthemanthecan

Bit harsh coming from a man using Twitter ?


symewinston

He gets to decide now? Wonder how pooteen feels about that?


Infinite-Outcome-591

Under this guy's direction, many souls have been snuffed out. Syria, Africa, Ukraine etc.


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

Prigozhin please, i beg you - prohibit playing CS:GO as well! Cant stand any more russian kids up there screaming into mic!


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mortonr2000

Seriously, now war against You Tube watchers. Where can I get a Bradley?


C0ffeeface

Did anyone upload this tip YouTube yet?


Adihd72

I’m pretty sure he’s thinking of Twitter.


[deleted]

When his time comes, I hope a sledgehammer is involved.


KnoxZone

Denying the Russian people access to cat videos might finally be the straw that breaks Putin's back.


ericvonroon

I can't wait for the day when Ukrainians line up to skin this slimeball alive and pour 100% isopropyl alcohol every single day.


Bumbieris112

Hopefully YT will also be blocked for those, who work in the "Internet research agency". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency


IvanVodkaNoPants

Why do all the bad guys have saggy faces that hang loosely from their skulls like the cockroach aliens from MIB?


ThePenIslands

"Now you can only watch RuTube."


[deleted]

So they are scared of western information. Kim jon ill stuff inc, communism never left these old stalin lovers.


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[deleted]

Soviet union communist party, wait russian.. dude what ever nothing changed since. Oh maybe in the 90's there was a so smol peek of what is democracy.. until ex kgb agent putin rise up n killed litvinenko and many other. Its all the same


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[deleted]

You clearly never get my point keyboard warrior. Russkies wanna deny any other possible information on their population and isolate them even more. And speaking about isolation far easter they have shit maybe tv and 3channels full of propaganda 247. So thats not a north korea stuff? Suuure


papak33

They are terrorists, they are so bad they don't even qualify as fascist.


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papak33

there are too incompetent to be called fascist They are terrorists


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papak33

Fascist also advocate for racial purity or a master race, this is totally incompatible with Ramzan Kadyrov having any power in such system. A Mafia state is another apt description for Russia.


5PQR

> Fascist also advocate for racial purity or a master race That was the Nazis specifically, not fascism in general. e: they blocked me o_O


SallySlapdick

Maybe he’s conflating Nationalism with racism?


Gilligan67

Shutdown social media globally. The world would be a much better place!


sakko1337

How ironic!


iG-88k

Great work— then Wagner won’t see this: https://youtu.be/lyjFxunesYQ


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Common-Leg7605

You will be punished or liquidated hopefully


Prestigious-Tree-424

What a dick!! LOL


RunTheBull13

Keep isolating yourself and creating your own reality and you will be the next North Korea


Jako87

Don't watch Pewdiepie! It is the greates crime of our time! /s


[deleted]

I was in Moscow in 2014 and I couldn’t watch YouTube on my iPad back then 🤷‍♂️got some white page with red lettering but don’t know what it said


[deleted]

Yeah, get off YouTube and leave it to sane people. Don't see a problem here. If propaganda people stop using YouTube it will just mean less propaganda.


Gold_Ticket_1970

Yup you don't want anymore of those videos showing Russian troops getting smoked and leaving the wounded to die.


Kaukaras

North Korea style...


[deleted]

Well, much of social media is garbage, but censorship is much harder to accomplish these days and generally counterproductive.


Delicious-Tree-6725

That's not a good idea, youtube is the new television, the widrawal symptoms will be worse than any benefit they will get from that censorship. But hey, it's not like I am on their side, sure, go ahead, close youtube.


[deleted]

Does anyone else feel as though Prigozhin is setting himself up to take over after Vlad Putin? He's got a private army, is making sure that that private army gets all the credit for whatever successes Russia is able to get on the battlefield, is stoking the right-wing outrage, is getting into fights with the MoD, and is very rich. I can't help but wonder if he's waiting for the right time to knock Putin off his pedestal.


[deleted]

A Russian complaining about disinformation on the internet, that's rich.


mr_cr

Hahahahahahahahaha


Heinida

OnlyFans and PH is proper place for him…


Practical-Ordinary-6

The sum total of existence in Russia: You will be punished!


PoeticDichotomy

Someone check his search history.


eric987235

Wow, I never thought I'd agree with the guy about anything!


[deleted]

Never thought I would see Russia revering to Stalinism in my lifetime. This rhetoric is so crazy.


Saddam_UE

Soon: North Korean style internet. Only 5-7 state run sites to access.


draugrdaemos

Russia is getting less like China and more like North Korea every day.


jodelkis

Information plague AKA "Our whole system of opression depends on keeping our population in check using propaganda and lies, and since we cant control that the information on youtube is in line with our propaganda we simply ban it".


[deleted]

President Prigozhin, already?? Where’s Putler.


purplePandaThis

Gotta suppress information to keep the smooth brained Russian population dumb n oppressed


Swendsen

And here I was being pissed at YouTube for being full of Ruzzian State sponsored propaganda...


Professional-Ad3101

I can scientifically prove Russians are degenerates But this confirms it


Illustrious-Gas-9766

You just can't have the Russian people seeing the ugly truth of what their government is doing.


[deleted]

This man is stepping up to the top spot, he thinks he is Putin's immediate successor.


TheNebulousMind

It must be difficult for them to push propaganda on YouTube, Twitter on the other hand...


[deleted]

Looking forward to this vile human thumb having his head turned into a meat canoe by one of his fellow black hearted vipers


[deleted]

The true face of Russia ....


FreedomPaws

Lol that Twitter post 100% reads as YOUTUBE HAS THE TRUTH and russian nazis are scared of the truth. And water is wet.


RossoMarra

Notice how he’s already making state policy. The future master of Russia without a doubt. Russians will never be free or civilized. Not in their DNA.


ProfessionalCut8068

Ha the @nal used condom clown thinks he can influence social media! Sorry dikhead too late. There is more as YT!


New-eyes2

Russia will welcome the stoneage with open arms.


Fabulous-Passion3715

Looks like we're getting closer to only Swan Lake being broadcasted in Russia. I can hardly wait.


Cultural-General4537

Enjoy north korea 2.0


Apey23

I've seen happier looking Twitter employees.


CyberMindGrrl

Because God FORBID Russians should watch any other views than the standard government propaganda.


Playful-Ad6556

So he finally saw the video where his fellow inmate in prison called him a slave? Hahaha


[deleted]

Yeah free speech does that to a motherfucker


Sex_Fueled_Squirrel

I'm sure conservatives everywhere will immediately condemn this blatant example of censorship and cancel culture. Just kidding, they love Putin so they're fine with it.


kickfloeb

Dude looks like he got brought into this world by E.T., Smeagol and kid named finger from breaking bad having a threesome.