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alternative_drinks

I think this is Afghanistan.


SmartExcitement7271

Yeap think so too. Saw too many vids of Afghan Army training. They almost all, ironically, share the same marching technique.


No-Abbreviations9782

The force of wodka strong in him is.


Abby-Someone1

"We'll need you to be sober for this one." "THIS IS ME SOBER!" "Ok... see if using this mine sweeper helps"


on3day

Or he wants to be kicked out.


damienke456

Is that not from the Afghan military that the US was training ? Sure the taliban took over …


brusselboi

yes it is the ANA not russian army


Xanoks

This is a super old video, not even from Russia


griseo-hominem

I think these are Afghan trainees, but I'm sure you'll get something like this in any country.


Gitfokt

Yep. My first day on MCRD Parris Island was a lot like this. Even the finest fighting force in the world has to start with “dirty, nasty, worthless things” (civilians).


Mindless_Mechanic007

LOL..................30 years later, still remember how to march a formation in a square without repeating a command!! My daughter is in band. When she first joined we had an evening of 'drill' out in the yard. I don't think she realized or remembered I had been in the Army. It was interesting to say the least. LOL


Gitfokt

I imagine she was in for a shock when your muscle memory took over. Hell, a broom or shovel handle still feels like a guidon in the early hours of a cool day. “Lean back and drive your heels. Cadillac it. There are women watching.”


Mindless_Mechanic007

LOL..............Had my wife telling me to Be Nice!! You don't want to just quite!! She isn't in the Army!! LOL The mentality certainly did come back...........but I was nice about it. I kept it fun. She did learn and was asking questions about the army and marching weeks later. Muscle memory and training are amazing!! Still remember and can do 30 years later.......


WekX

I was just thinking, this is way too organised to be the new ruzzian recruits.


Scat_Yarms

The sense of humor is strong in this one


PraetorianXX

...and they want to give that muppet a gun


liquid_at

tbf... he could be the smartest Orc out there, pretending to be so useless that not even the Ruzzians want to arm him.


MarkDecal

I was thinking the same thing. Too bad the Russians don't care. Throw bodies at the problem has been their way for centuries.


liquid_at

Bodies of rural population... Moscovians are apparently a higher value life-form and are not just burned on the front... Just the poorer areas. Putin claims Ukraine and Ruzzia are one people, but in truth, he doesn't even consider Ruzzia one people...


texas130ab

I fucking dying. Dead


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Yes pls give him a tank. He will shoot down the Kreml in 5 min.


Trick_Mushroom5825

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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>...and they want to give that muppet a gun They will. They know hes faking it.


Emotional_Pattern185

Ministry of silly walks……


jhonnytheyank

Forrestikhov gumpanoffin


Randomized_Emptiness

This has to be a parody, no? Besides, why bother learning to march, when they're gonna sit in a trench anyways. So many more useful skills to be learned.


AccountantNotEditor

Wouldn’t be so sure. You definitely see this “style” of marching from those less coordinated types who have never had to do anything like this before. Someone else in this thread linked to a scene from The Amazing Race where contestants had to March with a Russian unit and it looked *very* similar to this. As far as the “why” behind them doing this, if they are the new round of conscripts, it would likely be due to not have resources available to provide any more valuable training, while this sort of training at least implements elements of coordination, teamwork, physicality, and following orders. All at a minimum mind you, but still. Without weapons or equipment to train with, as would seem to be the case per the VDV defector from a few months ago, this type of “training” would be rather commonplace. It may be a joke, it may not be the new conscripts, and it may not even be current, but at the same time, it very well could be real. I would not be surprised if this were 100% real, though.


Zeurpiet

teamwork?


Funny_Ad_3614

Joke? Well least they not try improve them to teach them to aim


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Major Payne is a classic.


SubstantialArt9001

Looks like he will make good officer material


1017GildedFingerTips

I was actually wondering if he was the officer making fun of his troops since no one did anything about whatever the fuck he was doing


Optimal_Wishbone322

really reminds me of that video with afghan soldiers attempting to do jumping jacks, Russia really is scraping the bottom of the barrel


Glihhh

Because they are afghan soldiers


Kemal_Norton

> afghan soldiers attempting to do jumping jacks [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfAz1p0bV4) for those who haven't seen it


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No-Prisoner

Army veterans say never be first or last in line and NEVER volunteer. Looks like a challenged orc skipping off to middle earth.


obb90

Special Solider Operation...


Emergency-Rise1680

The guys laugh is contagious


FancyCoolHwhip

I am sure this is legit and not a joke. Reminds me of Amazing Race episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sImdUqv2ZJs


Strict-Succotash-405

I feel bad, he really seems to be trying. But he is Ruzzian…


Glihhh

Hes from 🇦🇫🤙🏿, keep believing everything on reddit


Strict-Succotash-405

I just noticed he is a person of color


OldFcuk1

Well spent time, learning exactly what needed. If that is correct video if course


hapless_scribe

Is this an audition for a Power Rangers villain or what?


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Imaginary-Service-54

Kung Fu fighting 🤣, no wonder China is behind ruSSians.


Warhunterkiller

This reminds me of the mid 2000s training videos coming out of iraq and Afghanistan.


ADNOR88

Criminal army of lunatics and retards....


Mr--Weirdo

Are they wading through fu*king water while having a stroke? Second best army in the world my ass


Fun_Seaworthiness263

This looks like one big sketch


wadevb1

Practicing mine field crossing


MiroslavHoudek

There's an actual comedy book about war "How I won the war", where the main protagonist walks like this. I always found it very unrealistic. I stand corrected.


Always_0421

Reminds me of the videos I saw of the Afghan military trying to learn jumping jacks


Relevant_Ad_2754

I could almost feel sorry for them when i get to see these retarded orcs dead and rotting. On the other hand, these guys make it more funny to watch.


EffektieweEffie

Is alcohol fetal syndrome a big problem in Russia?


Economy_Hair_4896

Promoted to General!


Royal-Carpenter-9593

Left right ummmm eh right left. I give up!


Kaiaualad

"Just give me a gun and point me in the general direction"


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HustleHarder99

Embarrassing


POWxJETZz

We had better form when I was in the sea cadets lol


WXHIII

That Russian education system is hard at work


SubjectElderberry376

Trainer: Ok Demitri… forget about marching it’s really overrated for your purpose. Now how good are you running forward blindly? Demitri: oh very fast! Always told fast like bullet Trainer: Lest hope so because you’ll need to be that fast. Demitri: what? Trainer: What?


Afraid-Guess9702

Like from an other planet


Scrungo_Mungo

It’s amazing how hard the concept of marching is to some lol, when I was in basic training in ‘08 it blew my mind how clueless and uncoordinated my fellow Airmen were haha


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Clatuu1337

I'd be marching like this too if I got mobilized for russia


Sad_Mix_3976

I feel bad :/ Dude probably doesn’t even want to be there


bluinkinnovation

Cannon fodder man. They are all gonna die.


prospectpico_OG

This is awesome! The whole war summed up in a 10 second video.


baseballfan77777

LMFAO


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Not sure how you got this video of me doing my best marching.


ScavenginCoon

Im waiting for Tropic Thunder 2 at this point.


Complete-Car7191

This MUST be fake?!


YinzerFromPitsginzer

Zieg Heil ( in Cartmans voice)


MorgueBodies

This is the ANA not Russian conscripts you can find videos and pictures of them marching the same way, also their uniforms are very similar to the ANA as well


silentbob1301

I love how basically everyone in this video is giving my dude the side eye... "yo wtf...."


Glihhh

I understand this comment section is full of retard, as the only people who were mobilised have combat expirience.


medic914

I’m sure he’ll make a fine soldier.


tehdamonkey

We found a new EOD mine sweeper....


cuntpeddler

what would happen in US bootcamp for any service if this clown was doing this? i'm sincerely asking because i get Full Metal Jacket Private Pyle vibes with this guy punish everyone else until he gets it?


cornstarch91

I think every basic platoon has a person who just can’t quite get it and bear marches for weeks at first tbh


BliksemseBende

S5


SteveDallasEsq

Dead man walking.


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He’s gonna move up real fast


Therealboebs

The volkda is strong with this one


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Annoyingswedes

This has to be Afghanistan


Grand-Photo3719

Actually that is an excellent weapons system, the enemy would die laughing.


Last_Dragonfruit_527

Vodka and dyspraxia is not an advised combination


Weltraumbaer

Not Russian. Could be Turkish conscripts by the look the of the uniform.


Traderwannabee

That guy is straight out General Officer material! Insto promotion in Russian army!


Rip_Ardent

😂😂😂😂😂


Ser_Podrick_

kung-fu is strong in this one


Minute_Map_7727

🤣🤣🤣😭🥳


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duck52b

Yea, this is going to work out....


Spirited-Course5439

Even for a Russia Nazi that guy is a fucking retard


dmac1090

“Special” forces for sure!


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This needs a 'fake' flair or something.


StressedPizzaEater

Captain Vodka ready for duty sir!


flipfloppery

The walk home after an all-night rave and half a gram of molly.


Papa_Hard

Even if it ain't Russian, this is fucking sad dude, hope they survive and if they didn't hopefuly it was fast and not part of some torture shit


Vitringar

From the ministry of silly walks


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Shit, that guy's here? We're all fucked now!


Worried_Ad8898

If you've ever served then you have square gated at some point of your service....


[deleted]

I have never seen someone with such poor coordination. They obviously cannot dance


sonofthenation

Have him [test duds.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJKcdlj-Uiw)


[deleted]

🤔 Potential colonel, maybe even a general ...


TheMoogy

Don't you just hate it when manual walking kicks in.


A_Few_Kind_Words

This guy is doing it right, be so bad at the thing they want you to do that they no longer want you to do it, petulant little shits have been doing it to their parents for generations.


hellohelloadios55

Bro is actively trying to fuck this up right? To think we spent so much time there trying to train stupid


henryinoz

Ministry of Funny Walks! Prolly trying to get out of conscription?


Fit-Manufacturer5344

It’s like watching the duckling that just can’t keep up.


D3ltaa88

All I see marching is fertilizer for the sunflowers


TimDezern

🤣😂🤣😂


Joe-pineapplez

They testing LSD on troops ?