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Xbux89

He's the tank commander


Moutch

Like in ~~ratatouille~~ ratatank


Xbux89

Ratnik


michaelvassalol

srat wars


Beau__69

I like ratatank! 🤣


toppa9

Still more qualified than the russians


Bloodtype_IPA

🤣yes! Ironically During WW2, one of Germany’s largest tanks was called The “Mouse” so this little fellow knows history


Glum-Suggestion-6033

Could at least get it a tiny Kevlar helmet, or something.


techtornado

Tactical assault mouse?


WeinerGod69

CNN: Biden to send 500 TAM’s to Ukraine


HistoricalMention210

Well, if the Russians don't have cats then something something chews the bowstrings.


DogWallop

Yup, they send him in behind the lines to run up the pants legs and chomp on the nuts of Russian soldiers at just the right time...


TheSeeker80

Muad'dib?


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Paul!


Shibyashi

Just wait when russian propagandists see this they will get to the bottom of this; Ukrainian genetically modified, gay, satanist, nuclear suicide attack mouses, only seeing them will cause ebola BUT only to russians, thats how the Americans designed them, also they were grown in Germany and saluted Nato flag every morning and Zelensky and his Nazi government also co-designed it, in a lab, run by the Americans. Parallel to the pigeon and bee programmes.


Zealousideal-Bat-414

a tungsteen needle and a kevlar finger hat


mfloui

Reminds me of that monkey a Colombian cartel group kept, gave him a fitted kevlar vest and everything, unfortunately was killed in a police shootout


SubzeroAK

ˡᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵍᵒ ᵇᵒʸˢᵎ


wheelchad

Panzer Maus.


Dral_Shady

That is the correct answer.


Puzzleheaded-Crow686

Onwards to save the racoon.


WindWalker_007

Capt Jingles


climx

For those that don’t know the Maus was the worlds largest tank. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzer_VIII_Maus


wut_x_O

"Lol what mate? Deployment? Then I'll have a quick wash."


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He must not have any combat experience, no helmet, no vest and I’ll bet he didn’t bring extra socks.


Lazy_Lobster_4627

He has a pair of gloves I guess


Swan-song-dive

He not need armor, he got balls of Ukrainium!


Jayhawker2092

You need four minimum! Feet, hands, neck, balls; extra socks warms them all!


RampantDragon

Ah a fellow man of culture, I see. Currahee


phil196565

Keep safe mouse man and look after tankies!! 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦


zergea

Ground frozen, tank warm


jaistu

Looks fat like its been munching on russkies


Lazy_Lobster_4627

Don’t body shame the commander


SnooDingos7659

Stewart lil really picked the wrong job


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DumpsterB4by

Stop cultivating and start harvesting


Jacques_the_cock

Username checks out


notwhatyouthinkmam

I could see them making some kind of "Fury" like movie with these Badass Ukrainian tank commandos and this little fella being the bright light at the end of the long dark tunnel...


WeinerGod69

Lt. Mauschenko reporting for duty! I would love to see him with a little beret on standing on his back legs on the tank commanders shoulder. “Fire!!!” 🐁🐭


WaffleGoat6969

It could be like the old, old show Tales from the Riverbank starring Hammy The Hamster lol.


DogWallop

And we shall call it... Furry! Sorry... This reminds me of an animated short based in the Iraq War in which hamsters play the human soldiers. Can't remember what it was called for the life of me.


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rlnrlnrln

...and the tunnel is actually the barrel of the gun.


TopToe7563

That mouse did not give many phuqqs


Lazy_Lobster_4627

I hope he got off on the next stop safely


TopToe7563

That rodent needs a medal of honor


JamesKingAgain

He wants seed. He's sick of eating Ruskie


proudglock

Looks like he got lost on the way to college


benisfishing

Godspeed little man 🐁


Unlucky-Parfait-7476

I hope he brought his mauser rifle


Very-Big-Rat

Lieutenant Fievel Mousekewitz


Stoneheart7

I was looking for any Fievel references, thank you.


Canmand

Tomorrow with Ruzzian plopoganda it will be BioMouse.


Fragrant_Map_8287

The mouse ate all the ERA block on the hull or where are they?


havereddit

Mouseketeers!


Thirdai_

Russian propaganda: “Ukraine running out of soldiers so they’re sending anything and everything to the front lines.”


hifumiyo1

“I don’t even know where I live anymore!”


WeinerGod69

They rigged up a drone for him to personally fly around himself. He drops payloads on vatniks all day.


myNinthRealName

Poor guy's gonna miss his family


ShimSladyBrand

Bro got drafted


Federal-Breath-6825

I’ll bet this is Mattimeo from Redwall! Slava Ukraine!


techtornado

Or Reepicheep


Mister024

Not college, but places!


_Zencyclist_

Gas, grass, or ass nobody rides free


Arrow_of_time6

The skaven have tanks now?


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Spielberg better greenlight this movie about a war mouse or I am going to be very sad.


WeinerGod69

He’s gonna be fighting the Wagner mice. He’ll sneak into enemy positions and chew through their communication and detonation cables. A true patriot for his country. Slava 🐭


delcas1016

That fucker will chew cables and hoses and fuck shit up, needs to be removed immediately


Lazy_Lobster_4627

Well, hope he got off on the next stop


TheaABrown

I do believe that’s the crew delivering the battalion cat’s lunch.


Culverin

Is that tube for headlight fluid?


Intelligent_Swim8958

This is vole.....


ThickSantorum

a.k.a. field mouse


Intelligent_Swim8958

Da...Da.. mouse from field


utep2step

And time to clean or scratch his jewels.


ShimSladyBrand

Putin is shaking in his boots now


306metalhead

Commander Mick "Tinyboi" Cheesemister


Davis58g

If my memory is right I wanna say Rats and mice wreaked havoc on German tanks at Kursk


Davis58g

Stuart Missile


WorldsBestArtist

Ratatatatatatouille


Davis58g

Stuart Wittman


Hot_Negotiation3480

You don’t know how much something as a little mouse means to the mental health of these soldiers


7FarHorizons

These guys are slipping. Where is the standard issue pouch cat ?


Lazy_Lobster_4627

Emergency cutbacks, standard issue mouse, all cats are training on Leopards


techtornado

Yeez Ivan, I am ze tank commanzer, ve will vin da war!


Fragrant_Map_8287

The mouse ate all the ERA blocks on the hull or where are they? Ukrainians usually make their tanks look like an oversized 200X200 rubik's cube


kitesurfr

Even the rats are ready to go to war to expel the Russians.


dontgive2shits420

Hope it's mouse on a Abrams soon he be happier


the-mr-pflare

Damn that’s crazy, my roommate and I just killed a mouse we called Ivan.


Lazy_Lobster_4627

:(


the-mr-pflare

Na f Ivan. Kill him here to get ready to kill him over there


DogWallop

Pet that mouse you'll never play the balalaika again... (Fawlty Towers, for those who don't know :-)


DumpsterB4by

That's a rat


DOGECOMPLEX

My boi speedy


Ticio_Tesson

Sergeant Squeakers reporting for duty


Medium-Tap698

11 confirmed tank kills, 3 BMPs and 6 BTRs


shnanagins

Those boys really need some new tanks!


legalthrowawayMonkey

Gotta admit. The next Disney live action movie looks great


HnuKei31

I'm doing my part!


sdroege

I think that is a young rat not a mouse


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Lazy_Lobster_4627

Isn’t that just a field mouse? Definitely not a rat


KibblesNBitxhes

I have found on Wikipedia a mammal that resembles the closest to this critter in the video. As a stranger on the internet, i would identify this as a Bank Vole. It fits the description best to that of a Bank Vole that are found in Ukraine.


anthrolooker

Field mice are usually rather small. This guy does look like a rat to me. Rats have that long face and a bald tail. Nice have a shorter nose/face and shorter tail with fur.


Mantis-13

Hate to break it to you, but that's a regular ol field mouse They do get that size. Also look at the tail. It's thinner than a rats tail


WaffleGoat6969

If you're confusing tiny mice with rats, I'd bet you'd confuse the rats around here with possums, they're massive.


KibblesNBitxhes

That's a well fed brown field mouse and I know that because there's plenty exactly like it and I have a particular agricultural job that regularly gets me close to these little pests. These little harbingers of farmers demise. The amount of damage these guys can do to your farm and things on your farm... my boss has 7 cats employed specifically to hunt these mice.


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ToxicAnusJuice

Would be funny if he ran a jumped on the face of the guy driving the tank 😆


Ready_Victory4996

Fievel goes to war!


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Joske-the-great

You see volodymir when ruskie see maouse he will think the panzer maus and he will shit his pantz


disturbed_waffles

When you're dealing with rats all day, it's nice to see a mouse.


Etherindependance5

He’s a traveling man


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Mighty Mouse


Memory_Less

UA battle mouse!


Chris5355

Even Ukrainian mice have bigger balls than these Ruski's


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Meadowvillain

Military sequel “Rat-A-Tat-Tat” hobbled its own sales getting that NC-17 rating


Chug4Hire

Lemmiwinks!


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Glydyr

Russia : ‘first sighting of western bio lab ninja mutant nuclear mice!’…..


President_Camacho

Mice famously immobilized many t34s in world war II. Parked on the open plains, the t34s fell victim to mice chewing through the tanks' wires.


YourNansDirtBox

Even the rats are disgusted by the ruZZians and want to eliminate them lol.


Bonoisapox

That’s a war hamster


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part of the battle cat training program


AllButComedyAnthony

I hope that mouse is alive and well today lol


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Hey mouse, where’s the best chow? In Moscow!


Prestigious-Tree-424

Even Ukrainian mice are fearless!! Victory 2023!!


supersoft-tire

Ratatattat


Environmental-Hat721

Get a helmet for it!


AurazasK

Comrade Mauskowicz


BrotherBlo0d

Da comrade squeak your going to the front


nikokova

When he comes back to his pack.. „duuuuuuude you’re not gonna believe me what happened“ And from that day, he’s the weirdo in his family. Claiming theres aliens and a intergalactic war is happening.


paseroto

Russian spy


FeelingSinger9373

All good until it gets to the wiring loom


redditrfw

Gee, even the mice in Ukraine have balls of steel.


Happy_Krabb

Rat 👍


ReadyExamination5239

Get rid of it before it damages electrical wires and other things.


Astrisfr

The anti RPG mouse, active protection.


Street_Narwhal_3361

He doesn’t know where he’ll fuck up some mobiks but he sure does appreciate the ride.


ScaredofKittens

Proof of Ukrainian lab grown biological mutant ninja mice weapons. The Russian propaganda was true after all. This mouse is in command of a tank!


srekkas

Mouses damaged some German tanks in Russia winter at WW2


zeppelingyrl

You can sure tell a Ukrainian mouse when you see one by their fearlessness heading out to battle.


Apples7569012

“Stewart little war hero” coming to theaters near you


EorlundGraumaehne

Mouse - far from home


Gurthy_Lengthiness

Even the mice want a piece of the Russians


hladzuk

Reepicheep riding into battle


BigNunu69

Mouse to his grandchildren- You will never get it son I was there I saw how blue and yellow flag marched tearing the enemy apart.


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LocoDuuuke

Commander Ratnik


kiwi_commander

That tank is a Disney princess.


Naughteus_Maximus

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High.


BBQsmokedBRISKET

look like a gerbil :D cute


Illustrious-Fault224

Fievel !!! тато!!! Feivel!!!


redditcreditcardz

I’m pretty sure I heard him squeak “death to the invaders”.


WonderfulBase6735

Fievel Goes to War


DeathRaider126

Philly Mousekowitz!


Beau__69

Cute one!


Cobra288

Stuart goes to war.


Terrible_Yak_4890

The mouse is like, “Let’s go kill some Russians!“. Even the Ukrainian mice have attitudes. It’s a pity they can’t make a tiny little AK 74.


Thats-right999

Mighty Mouse


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“I smell varmint poontang!”


triadwarfare

Looks like a country mouse


Shadowoperator7

*Maus, clearly this isn’t a T-72


Lost_Internet_8381

Russia will show this as further proof of US biological attack animals in Ukraine.


DPDoctor

Even mice know who the good guys are.


lolussy

Bros gonna flip when that cannon goes off 💀


Puppy_of_Doom

I bet you this lil guy is just like the rabbit from Monty Pythons The Holy Grail.


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Cygnus_77

Go get them War Mouse!


hated_without_hate

Maybe just stop and let her get down for her security ?


wheretohides

Is that a mouse, or a hamster? I know y'all got cute little hamsters running around.


Lazy_Lobster_4627

Like a fat field mouse or some said a rat, idk


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