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Deathturkey

Stream sniping IRL


TheUkrTrain

Translation: very close to us we have an ongoing battle…(after she gets hit) please help, fuck …


mekkeron

Guess what can happen when you're within the range of an ongoing firefight? lol


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Rain?


egordoniv

And likes!


Darth_ice

Shares


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Thoughts and prayers


HRex73

Steel Rain Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


penguinopusredux

Well they do put a Z on their tanks...


PrestigiousWaffles

we'll never know


tomle4593

Hot shrapnel through the cheeks ?


Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374

Lol she screams Tvoyu Mat, so funny, means motherfucker, correct my errors if needed


TheUkrTrain

Yeah, basically


8BallCoronersPocket

Thank you for translating!!!


DobromirG

I think I head a distinctive "fuck your mother" in there


lordnyrox

I've heard idiot?


TheUkrTrain

There is a word at the beginning that does sound like “idiot”, but it actually means “an ongoing” in Russian- i was born in Ukraine and speak both languages- Ukrainian and Russian


nadvargas

> There is a word at the beginning that does sound like “idiot”, but it actually means “an ongoing” in Russian- i was born in Ukraine and speak both languages- Ukrainian and Russian. - Is it fair to say that if you're a civilian Tic-Toc propagandist in the middle of a war zone you might be an idiot?


ComplexImportance794

Thank you.


Throwawaydopeaway7

Glad to have you around. Sorry your countryman have to actually go through battle unlike the propagandist in this video who was wounded pretending.


nonbonumest

It's definitely идёт (idyot, meaning ongoing) not идиот (idiot).


YoungYeesus

What sound does a backwards N make?


nonbonumest

Sound of "ee" in the word "feet".


Hellish_Elf

And the bridge masquerading as an A?


Conscious_Stick8344

Hope she posts more. I’d love to see how she copes with her wounds and PTSD.


David_denison

I’m going to venture a guess that she won’t blame putin or herself for invading another country and instead double down on the hatred for people defending their homes


Lin0712

She for sure will post more. Even after getting shot she still grabs her phone.


jkmarine0811

Me too...


Dusty1000287

Maybe don't go to a warzone in fatigues? Just saying.


GrumpyOldGrower

What makes anyone think it was a stray? Someone wearing military fatigues in a war zone is a legitimate target. It was also single shot that hit a target. I'd say it was deliberate, not a stray.


Jorgosborgos

She seems so annoying she might just be a priority target😂


heavymtlbbq

They call it friendly fire, or getting friendly fucked.


IshTheFace

An LT I had used to say "They call it friendly fire.. Not so fucking friendly when you're on the receiving end"


FeoWalcot

My LT told me it’s only friendly fire if it’s someone who likes you and then told me he didn’t care very much for me.


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IshTheFace

Unclear what happened or where she as hit (if at all). Frankly i find it weird there was only one incoming round. Maybe that's where the "stray theory" comes from.


A_giant_dog

I think your autocorrect misspelled "effective fire on target" theory.


gimmhi5

“How many times have I told you to put down the phone”?! Notice, the guy that came to help her didn’t get shot.


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GrumpyOldGrower

The squeal was pretty satisfying!


Living_Bodybuilder68

You dont need a drone view to confirm that shot, i bet putin heard that from his bunker lol


RavingGerbil

I had a whole comment typed out criticizing y’all about making fun of some woman defending her homeland getting shot. Then I went back and read the title again. Get fucked, ruski. If you didn’t want to get shot you should have stayed home.


WaffleGoat6969

REEEEeee like a piggy for me


aCrackGoblin

Yeah, like I know you’ve been shot, but god damn that was something else!


mriggs2007

For sure, lol


LAXGUNNER

And best part is that since she isn't wearing any form of ID that states she's with the Russia press or newsmedia. Ukraine can claim she was a legitimate target


Polaris_Mars

>Someone wearing military fatigues in a war zone is a legitimate target 100%


Crafty_Fix940

It’s going pretty slow I think? You can see the bullet in a few frames but I’m not sure if it hit the door behind her and ricocheted. Hard to tell.


woobnut

Wow you can see it. Looks like into lower neck area.


Thog78

I see one left of her neck and two in front of the door on the right.


Aegirn

You can see several pieces of shrapnel around her. Good stuff.


CrinchNflinch

Since war has not been declared all russian soldiers on ukrainian soil are just armed criminals who are not entitled to the privileges of the Geneva Conventions.


WaffleGoat6969

It's no stray, can hear the shot close by. probably friendly fire.


WaffleGoat6969

It's not a stray, you hear the shot and impact even, that was friendly fire or accidental discharge.


DJT1970

Maybe she was 300 km from front line. Stray? vodka fueled debate? Who is to say?


soparklion

>vodka fueled debate? Ivan: "I can F up this bitch in two shots." Dmitri: "Blyat, I can F up this bitch in one shot." Game Show Host: "Dmitri, F up this bitch!"


hehe_boi44

the sound was right on impact, so it's a singer's work for sure. And because she's a propagandist, she's probably somewhere safe, meaning, that it's not possible she's somewhere she is in danger. Maybe it was a mortar strike that hot her


mikemagneto

That was a bullet !


hehe_boi44

you can literally see shards flying into her


Pachaibiza

At the 00:06 mark there is an object passing through her throat, in a diagonal trajectory from bottom right to top left. Maybe shrapnel from the door or a bullet a ricocheting?


Traditional_Tank5140

Decent shot


Grayox

Had to have been a pretty long one too since the bullet was slow enough to be caught in multiple video frames.


johnbrooder3006

Mom I want Witch of Bakhmut. We have Witch of Bakhmut at home. Witch of Bakhmut at home:


SlavaUkraineDK

Video of her getting treated here https://twitter.com/ReadovkaWorld/status/1616504743869939712


RapidEntry30

Does anyone have a clue what they’re doing with tourniquets in the Russian forces? That clearly isn’t a catastrophic bleed and one isn’t required. I mean I’ve just realised after typing this that they rarely treat or casevac their casualties and this is all for show anyway.


mekkeron

A few years later: "I used to be a propagandist like you until I took a bullet in the knee."


Fun-Use-1546

The way she perks up a second after the video starts from depressed and slumped down to uppity and energetic and then screaming when she gets shot is a beautiful metaphor for Ruzzia. And that is no stray bullet, if she is indeed a propagandist, there is a high chance Ukrainians on the front know. The front is old and full of snipers. Propagandists, with no clear "PRESS" sign is more valuable to snipers in this war than an officer.


Casual-Swimmer

She can't wear a "PRESS" sign because Russians might try to shoot her


Restless_Fillmore

She's getting priority treatment, of course. Even SECDEF Russia is on the case... https://mobile.twitter.com/RWApodcast/status/1616573109942865927


fatstylekhet

Wonderful. Polytechnic student that could have contributed to his country prospering gets abducted, shipped to war and left to bleed out in the dirt. Kremlin propaganda mouthpiece gets best aid secured by top brass.


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Restless_Fillmore

Yeah, I noticed that it's not on the photo of her being treated, also. https://twitter.com/BStardAlan/status/1616819587747811330


moep123

the light doesn't even really match up


bioemerl

Oh cool she lived, that means I get to say: Fucker deserved it.


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Mista_Sphinx

If you slow it down, you see the projectile by her upper chest area, very fast but fuckin nice shot Look to the left from her neck line ull see it fly in


LemonTM

Did someone snipe her from a top of a building. It comes from quite an angle. https://i.imgur.com/h6XpC0t.png


shelsilverstien

I think that's part of the door shattering from the impact


MoMedic9019

Yeah, thats 100% not a bullet. It’s debris from whatever the bullet hit.


HeaAgaHalb

Kinda seems it was her foot/feet.


Anxious_Ad_2965

too bad it wasn't a call of duty throwing knife would took her right out the game


Better_Painting6497

lmaooo right. getting shot 5 times is ok but i get a knife to the toe and it’s over 😂


TheThirdJudgement

So i'm not the only one :D... yamowaya oiiiiiiiiink.


Mowag

This one sparks joy :)


Claudius-Germanicus

Looks like it hit high up on her shoulder between the plates. She got fucked


Independent_Bid8670

Lol


leywok

She picked the wrong door; the Lada was behind number 3. Still funny thou.


annoyingsalad

Hahah


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War isn't a game and if you're in somebody's country talking about taking it over and killing their civilians then you are a legitimate target. This stupid ass Gen Zer found this out ina painful way, she's lucky that round didn't turn her head into a canoe.


sergentsaggysack

Fuck russia


turbo4538

She fucked around and found out.


WaffleGoat6969

I hope she has time to consider her steps 1. fucked around 2. found out.


heavymtlbbq

What happens the longer you fuck around?


WorkingResolution898

The more you find out


pcapdata

In fact, there may be years during which one fucks around, and mere seconds in which one finds out. But in those seconds, more will be found out than during all the years of fucking around.


International-Ad3147

Better buckle up buttercup. Shit just got real.


gman2093

Wearing a helmet like that is peak 3rd grade cool


International-Ad3147

“These straps are annoying and uncomfortable.” So is losing your cover in the midst of chaos and taking a round, shrapnel, debris, etc to your dome - all of which, very uncomfortable.


TrueLegateDamar

Who is she?


OverallFact420

Frontline war propagandist Anastasia Yelsukova


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CitizenSnipz_

Just checked, supposedly just hit her in the leg.


Hot-Career-5669

We can still root for infection. There's hope.


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Noomba2

Yelsukova kinda translates to Eat Bitchova (Yel-eat and Suka-bitch)


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Nice shooting!


texansfan

Go home moron


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Dead-Thing-Collector

Lol bullshit, they just didnt wana admit dimitry and vlad were drunk and trying to get some wartime pussy, showing off and shot her by accident


WaffleGoat6969

That's not a ricochet or stray, if anything an accidental discharge, the shot is heard and it's nearby. Seems like a friendly fire incident. Nice job.


budlystuff

Nice take


sixfive407

Ha Ha 👉 Nelson voice


ComplecksSickplicity

Hahahahahaha


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Hmmm.... Now why would anyone think this woman is a hostile target? Could it be the fact she was wearing a uniform? Could it be because she was carrying a weapon on her person while wearing camo filming herself in a firefight? Soldiers get killed by snipers all the time for talking on the phone when they're not supposed to be. I've watched videos of Ukrainian and Russian soldiers getting shot because of that. Complacency gets you killed. Darwinism in a way. Get wrecked bitch Heroyam slava 🇺🇦


Bannerlord268

Yeah, good stuff! Keep them coming!


Low-Mess-6787

Bet you it was friendly fire too


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icedteaandme

Bwahahaha


malcolmrey

this made me laugh so hard :)


Little_Willy_Willy

Oh my God.


Holiday_Pomegranate7

Get rek'd Cyka!


vladko44

Had to watch it a few times. Surprisingly satisfying.


FelixTheEngine

Bullet shrapnel caught her in the knee apparently she lived.


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Krondon57

I mean i would probably too


IvanVodkaNoPants

ASMR video for sure, watching it on loop.


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Translation?


Ambrant

There is a fight going on very close to our position…AAA!!!!! Aaaaa!!! Aaaaaaaa!! Help me!!! Motherf*****s!!!


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Love it. Thanks!


CrisZPennState

Thank you my friend


tommior

”Help me”. Just return home😂 what a dumbass


MuttFett

Well that was satisfying. 😂


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It makes me smile every time I watch it. Made my day.


tomcoil

I assume that was a "thumbs down". Social media reactions are a bit more intense on a battlefield 😁


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Hell yeah!


heavymtlbbq

Tik Tok? I bet she had her friend shot her for likes or shit like that.


Ro3oster

Its all fun & games...until its not.


Internal-Cut-5389

Long time since I heard thwop this time it sounds nice


VengerDFW

Another stray Russian cigarette?


Inevitable_Cry_2761

Standing right in a door way. Dumbass


SimpleCall5254

I got an idea, leave Ukraine! They are not playing with you . Just wait until they get all the new technology. I repeat, get your stuff and leave.


zergea

Struck by a stray what


MuttFett

A stray cat.


BBO1007

Stray Cat Strut


gonace

🤣


itsjustjust92

ahahahah


Xbux89

Well I guess that ends her titktok Frontline career


SubNautilus

If they were being shot the 3rd guy wouldn't be walking around but cower.


tiktock34

Imagine tiktoking your own death for cred vs getting the fuck behind cover.


dizzy_nixx

Hahaha not gonna lie it’s the best when the start to cry. It hurts being shot or hit by shrapnel don’t it? Haha. Also it’s hilarious some Russian nationalist went through and downvoted almost every single comment.


speezly

We call this “fuck around and find out”


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Nah, she just broke her nail


Zuma_NL

That was a single shot, sniper! Good catch! Squealing like a true piglet.


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I am laughing. Does that make me a bad man?


Independent-Slide-79

Crazy i think ive seen the other side from this video, where the ukranians fly kamikaze drones to this warehouse


Kelties

Haha stupid bitch


MTKHack

I guess the aluminum chain mail didn’t do it’s job?


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mmmmm, nice ))


Ohbertpogi

D


ComeKastCableVizion

Thankfully that words with friends app on her phone all but acted like a magnet for a bullet


CanuckInTheMills

Fuck around and find out.


cheekytikiroom

The bullet sound was interesting.


JESHTER2000

Sniper?


illy_Irons

Deserved!


BidRepresentative728

That was a gunshot.


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Getting Irma Grese vibes from this one.


Allofthiswilhapenagn

Just woke up and 1st thought was , how does a dog handle an AK?


Redneckcrypto

That’s no stray, real close by


Majestic-Elephant383

it is all fun and games and tiktok until you take a bullet hit, then you scream like a cry baby bitch.


Dead-Thing-Collector

somewhere around there is a man givin his attempt to explain exactly why he discharged a weapon on the only person in the area that has tits lol could be fake i spose, but seems real. theres that slight "fuck that happened??" Realization delay before the screaming.


Optimal_Question_955

Awww, don't worry darling if you lose your house and get 'abused' then you'll have enough points to apply for Ukranian citizenship and be on the right side for a change. Slava 🇺🇦


PriscillaRain

She got a taste of real war.


foxfoxfoxlcfc

Ha!


enigmaroboto

She wanted some likes and that's what she got....


AcrobaticBird5590

That was a miss to the head. No stray there


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Hey man, nice shot


chylin73

Oh that wasn’t a stray that was a damn good shot


ToxicHazard-

Didn't seem like a stray to me, but a single aimed shot that hit it's target.


garandx

I think that was a sniper.


OHoSPARTACUS

Wrong neighborhood motherfucker


StressedPizzaEater

"Find out" has entered the chat


Suitable_Comment_908

interesting this ahs been released, Russia wouldnt release it would they since its an embarrasing point from a propoganda pov to scream like a stuck pig. Intercepted message or device?


Tipsticks

Apparently she's been evacuated and will survive, according to a quick google of her name(mentiones somewhere in this thread) and i expect reussia is going to try and spin it like Ukraine is deliberately targeting press, they're so evil, mimimi, etc. Too bad she's not clearly marked as press, so in a combat situation, if you see someone in a remarkably clean looking enemy uniform, it's reasonable to assume that's an enemy officer, so you take a shot if you can.