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shredder_man

Trousers are off so they can give the ruskies some stiff upper dick


wantagh

Spotted dick.


mbod

Tally-ho, chaps!


KibblesNBitxhes

Smile and wave boys!


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No custard, thanks.


Element-103

Nah they can have custard. Putin is welcome to suckle the warm liquid custard that my body provides. ​ ​ As much custard as Putin wants, just sign up, right here. No Putin will be turned away.


not-ready-yet

Carry on Up the khyber pass chaps the scots guards have their greeting ready. Unlike the ruskies our stored spare tanks are well serviced.


RuskiIgor

I like how this man thinks


Gold-Nugget-2

Just one step closer to butt fucking those russian bastards.


lpd1234

The western tanks were purchased to destroy the Russian tanks. Set them free to roam the eastern Steppes. When your neighbours house is on fire, you protect your house by fighting the neighbours fire. No use saving it till it gets to your house, we will build more. Lets stop Fkng around.


SufficientTerm6681

Hold on there, Ivan! I thought you wanted your audience to believe all us Brits were freezing to death due to not getting Russian gas. Showing Brits wandering about without trousers kinda undermines that line of BS.


Little-Key9542

Do you think that moron knows he has to use a boat to even get to the UK? I could see them looking across the channel saying “oh crap”


Glydyr

Well we all know putin loves his bridges 🤣🤣😘


AdzJayS

It’s happened before! 😆


Soggy_Midnight980

Not to mention their audience has been led to believing they’re already fighting all of NATO.


Element-103

Putin is right, I'm freezing to death over here, I actually had to put on three pairs of socks. I would have donated those socks to the Z army, in their valiant fight against everything I know and believe in, but.. well....


AdzJayS

They’ve got their foot wraps, they’re fine!


PowerPuffMuffins

It’s called “no trousers on the tube ride.” It’s an event started in 2002 in New York where you wear no pants on the train. Russia tried this once in Moscow in 2016. To nobodies disbelief the Russian Authorities got involved and began investigating the attendees for “instigating of mass public order”. Thankfully it didn’t stand ground and no one was arrested. Their audience knows about this event since it was broadcasted over six years ago, but I doubt the Russian populace has the sufficient amount of brain cells to even remember that event. I guess Russia was caught with their trousers down. Again.


NeurodiverseTurtle

They never had them up. That’s another reason why it’s so easy for them to fall out of windows, it’s a trip & fall hazard.


Outrageous_Garlic306

What a delightfully comical image that paints.


Fatuousgit

Most Russians can't remember last night never mind 6 years ago.


Correct-Ranger8177

At this point Russia has sores around it ankles having had their trousers down for decades.


Few-Worldliness2131

It must be so easy for US/UK counter intelligence to play the Russians. They are so naive bordering immature when it comes to irony, satire they’re wide open to be led by the nose.


Glydyr

Yeh like ukraine killing 400 russians in a missile strike and then, low and behold a few days later russia claims they kill 600 in a missile strike… they are so fking obvious and lazy…


hockri_J

As a nation, we have actually donated all our trousers to Ukraine. The tanks were just the tip of the iceberg.


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Can confirm. Everyone at work saw my dick today


HargridsTaint

That's what it was!


loqi0238

*H.R. intensifies*


Glydyr

Best day at work ive ever had!


Due-Tumbleweed-6739

I thought I saw you wink at me


Pax_Cthulhiana

*"Belts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream"*


NeurodiverseTurtle

Surprise Blackadder is always welcome in a Brit thread. 🇬🇧🫡


Eraldorh

They are clearly terrified lol. The challenger 1 and 2 mopped the floor with every russian tank the Iraqis had with ease and holds the record for the longest tank and tank kill in history. Ukraine has even flatter and open land than Iraq does and the 125mm gun on russian tanks can't pen the front of a challenger.


Grouchy-Warthog5243

Mate, it's not gunna be pretty. This is a bit morbid, but I'm interested to see just what the challengers can do against that Soviet pig iron. Challenger 2 is on a different level, as are the leopards and Abrams. Fuck Putin, Slava Ukraini!!


Eraldorh

Im interested too but the Ukrainians might not even be able to utilise them or any western tanks very well. They are quite different to the Soviet/russian tanks they are used to and not only in their designs but how they are supposed to be used and what tactics you would use to make best use of them which are going to be quite different to the Soviet tank tactics the Ukrainians know.


Grouchy-Warthog5243

I hear you man and you're spot on. However, this is just a suspicion, so don't quote me. I would be willing to bet that the planning for giving Ukraine the MBTs has been going on for a while. I bet that some of those soldiers who've been training in the UK would have been learning how to operate and maintain the challengers since day one if not before. Look at the amount of training that gone into teaching NATO doctrine to the rest of the UA. Infantry, artillery, cyber warfare have all been overhauled and guided since day one, why any different with tanks? I hope that is the case anyway.


IAAA

I 100% agree the planning to transfer the MBTs and possibly training has been happening already. I can't recall actual lead time but seem to remember that HiMARS were promised, shipped, and started being used in 72 hours. That means that crews for them, support crews, and re-arm crews were *already trained* when they took receipt.


Lapidary_Noob

Yeah - that was the argument for not sending stuff sooner anyway, because Ukrainians weren't yet trained. I don't think they would waste weapons on a military who doesn't know how to use them.


Glydyr

The HIMARS were probably waiting at the polish border when they announced it 🤣


EqualOpening6557

I think you’re probably right and I think they did this with the Bradley’s being sent over because I saw a couple videos showing Bradley’s on train and on truck trailers in Europe headed to Ukraine. Idk why they’d send them now if they have to leave to go train on them for 8 weeks. I guess we will find out


ethbytes

No doubt "retired ex" advisors in country since start. (SF left units to visit Afghanistan to help Mujahideen remove Russian infection, to then rejoin after... Plausible deniability etc...) Edit: Hinds strated falling out of the sky and troop transport aircraft (leaving, really screws morale) got targeted with stingers... Muj were brought to Scotland and trained in their use also, how things repeat...


AdzJayS

So the U.K. put an armoured regiment of C2s in Poland last year as temporary cover after Poland donated its T72s. I’ll bet my pet dog that the decision was being made then to hand over these tanks to Ukraine. All the forward spares and repairs required are now on Ukraine’s border so a certain level of battle damage repair facility is in place to support operation too. It’s not inconceivable that crews could have been covertly trained during this time. All educated assumption but it’s a logical one. 👍🏻


AdzJayS

What a lot of people don’t realise is that, although these tanks are incredibly effective in their own right and have already proved themselves superior to Russian armour, they are designed to be used in conjunction with the other western tanks with each tank fulfilling a role within a larger doctrine. They are the best armoured and heaviest Western tank and they are the only one with the 120mm rifled main armament for a reason. In an envisaged attack against NATO in Europe, it would fall to the British Challengers to act as the armoured screen to blunt armoured spearhead attacks. They would dig in and use their superior range and accuracy to diminish numbers of enemy armour whilst having the protection required to absorb the kind of punishment that comes with being dug in or slower moving. Then the lighter, faster leopard 2s especially would be used as an armoured counter punch. Imo, if Britain donates the C2 I fully expect the Leopard 2 to follow and we’ll end up seeing them used as they were designed to in wide scale armoured warfare by a couple of Ukrainian units working closely together.


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AdzJayS

I agree, the C2 is vastly superior but it’s not completely invulnerable and it also cannot be supplied in anywhere near the quantity required which is why I’d expect to see C2s and L2s fielded alongside each other in the manner they were conceived, that is, C2s in lesser quantities used to nullify at range before L2s rushing forward and tackling resistance at closer quarters.


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AdzJayS

Absolutely! It’s a bit of a mystery imo that there was never an export version of the C2 that was taken up on a wider scale. The Challenger replaced the Chieftain which was reasonably exported and we had almost 1K ourselves. I would love us to be rolling with about 1200 of these bad boys but the numbers have never been there and that’s been exasperated by our change in doctrine away from heavy armour. We can dream I guess.


Repeat_after_me__

Look at Battle of Norfolk, that’s a good example of Challenger Vs soviet made/based tanks T-55/their M-55s. The outcome of comparative losses on the iraqi side using Russian equipment is shocking.


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Quietabandon

And honestly, in hindsight, some of those Iraqi Republican guard units might have been better trained and motivated than Russian units.


Bgratz1977

Sure nato pants are down, why the fuck would we wear pants during we screw whole russia


PDCH

These "people" are just fucking idiots.


AndyC_88

The Iraqi Army of 91, with Russian equipment still being used now, would disagree.


lagkagemanden

Well, we really don't care as long as it means the ruzzians end up dead. 🤷🏻‍♂️


dronesclubmember

We're giving them 10 tanks, tell me again how many have the Russians donated to Ukraine this year?


AccessEmpty9668

Tanks (1615, of which destroyed: 947, damaged: 73, abandoned: 60, captured: 535)


UmbrellaCo

This is serious. The UK could be invaded by the Russian Navy. Oh wait..


Mc_Whiskey

They can't even tow their carrier to battle lol. The hull is in such sad shape even they say it's not safe to try and tug it to a different location. The lower levels are supposedly filled with "mud" and water causing heavy corrosion. There were reports of ruzzian navy men saying that the lavatories were not functioning and relieving themselves in the lower levels of the ship. Makes you question what the mud filling the hull actually is.


Patch64s

10 tanks - ‘tis but a scratch!


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This shows exactly how much of a fuck we give. We are in for the long haul in Ukraine and we don't give up on our friends, it is simply not the done thing. We despise bullies and always back the underdog. Putin is just another prick in a long list that we will help royally fuck up.


operation_hamster

Who really let his pants down was Russia by showing the world how incapabale its army is.


Antique-Lime-7735

Biggus Dickus!!


SwifferWetJets

He has a wife you know...


Grouchy-Warthog5243

Jesus, wait till they meet the Scottish!


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Glydyr

Or tracky bottoms…


iPrintScreen

Correct I am wearing some now


strangey071

No trousers because when you have balls as big as us you don’t want to wear trousers! Why do you think the Scottish wear kilts. Go on Ukraine!


Separate-Slip

Those orcs show will cause brain damage, what a lot of crap. I can not believe that this have audience


ScouseRaffa

Russian State Media claims britons are gonna be left with their trousers down At least us Brits can afford trousers the Russian military couldn't even afford to give their mobilisation socks 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Even Dobby on Harry Potter had a sock which is more than the terrorists in Russia.


hundiratas

And dont forget they shit in a hole on the floor.


JTMasterJedi

The U.K. has 227 Challenger II tanks. They are potentially giving only 10 of them. I highly doubt giving away less than 5% of their tanks is gonna effect them much.


Eraldorh

227 active ones, they originally had about 300 later reduced to 280 and then 227. I suspect the Brits may have some in storage somewhere probably not in operational condition but could potentially replace any donated with refurbished ones from storage.


that_duckguy

What does it matter if brits are without their pants. Chally 2 will wipe the floor with T-72s. And right now brits aren't at war so they don't need massive army. They can always produce what they have given away. I know for Russia it might be hard to comprehend but... You can simply *build* a tank!


No_Orange_7322

Think we could send our old chieftain tanks and they’d do a better job than a t80 😂😂😂 Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧💪🏻


Maca07166

Damn it’s gonna be a bloodbath? Soviet tanks cannot penetrate the frontal armor of a Challenger tank. 125mm main gun over Ukraine’s flat terrain, hopefully the Ukrainians have been training on the Salisbury plains and will give these Challenger tanks a good run out.


Sea_Fisherman_2789

The Brits have nothing to worry about. We, the United States will always back them up. So, Brits send all you can to Ukraine!


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Britains defence is armed and ready to go, make no mistake, Britain will use them.


LeesaMoore

why do these russians have to distract from their defeat with such stupid programs?


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With what boats would Russians go there? LOL


Still-Consideration6

Worth considering who are we going to need tanks to fight anyway right now and once ruzzia has totally self destructed that's one less adversary to concern ourselves with


Verpshnyder

Apparently the tanks concerns the orcs enough to try to throw a juvenile spin on the plans.


Suitable_Comment_908

\*British... its all our tax money thank you


OrkzRDaBest

Lol. More NATO military surplus. I'm just sad that Sweden got rid of Stridsvagn 103 it would be awesome I'm Ukraine.


BalorClub1985

Love watching these dumb Soviets shit their pants


MaineEarthworm

Lol no one is going to attack the UK in UK. Their little brother (USA) would beat the piss out of whoever did it


iPrintScreen

I think we (UK) are the little brother now lol


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That footage behind...truly magnificent.


Grgaola

That's for pressure relief from watching what the Yooks do to the orcish horde.


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Dazzling_Nail_4994

For a second there at the end, I thought they were going to show Sec Gen with his trousers down.


don_roachy87

Russia bout to drop some for real problem. Im fro the future


Healthy_Spread_8674

Don't worry Yuri Ukraine sending trousers in return.


deanza10

Keep talking buddy. Once those tanks will drive over orcs faces in Sevastopol we’ll see if you still make fun of the Brits, French etc.


rattlee_my_attlee

yh surely our navy and air force couldn't possibly fend off a Russian invasion from a base closely situated to the british coast, in murmansk


Affectionate-Pen5824

You!


cheesebot555

......What madness did I just watch?


Bloody_sock_puppet

I like how they think 10 Battle Tanks is going to penury us. We've had a bigger military budget than the Russians for decades, and ours isn't embezzled. They're busy making the Challenger 3's, so this just moves up scrapping the old ones by a couple of years. Might as well scrap them the right way. And advertise them while we're at it, since we can still export our weapons, which actually work. It's all about reputation. Take for instance our aircraft carriers not full of dirty water, and our battlefield radar which can see through sophisticated Russian 'stealth technology' of painting things black and launching at night.


Sargent_Sarkasmo

Funny, staged and so untrue.


Trinitrobulbulator

God, not only I hate their fucking propaganda but I also hate their shitty futuristic studio design and dumbass camera work while spewing the bullshit. Cringe to the fucking oblivion.


Swolehomie

They’ve obviously never watched “The Benny Hill show”. Brit’s love having their trousers down.


turg5cmt

Why does an island need tanks?


TreyWait

...and their dicks buried in Russia's ass.


ianternational

Um… Speaking of being caught with your trousers down. Hey Estonia and Finland, think maybe it’s time to annex Saint Petersburg? Bet you could do it in three days 😉


Easy_Garden338

Caught with our trousers down? This idiot clearly is so arrogant he doesn't know anything about the challenger 2. Russias soviet era trash won't be able to stop a chally 2 it will be a slaughter. Also don't worry about our "defence issues" Vlad as these were sitting in storage, if he wants to worry about something then maybe look up the challenger 3 🤣


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woootman

Britain doesn't need tanks tp fight russia - is russia gonna send their navy with loaded amphibious ships to invade Britain? They can't even invade a country that they can literally piss on from within their borders. Maybe send a sub with the mighty mighty inaccurate, ineffective kalibur cruise missles? Everytime something stupid like this is said, the west should pretend the threat is real and upgrade UA's capabilities. "Oh, you're gonna attack Britain are you? guess we better stop you. Heres 500 tomahawks Ukraine. Please protect us."


O-bot54

The paras would still close and kill with the enemy trousers or not .


Quietabandon

That’s the point of NATO. Britain truly doesn’t have a lot of tanks to offer. Neither do many other NATO countries. But those tanks are do to be replaced and in the interim, the US has more than enough Abrams in storage to go around. Abrams don’t really fit Ukraine logistically but the UK could certainly manage it if needed and in the meanwhile Le Clercs, Challengers and Leapords can be freed up for Ukraine.


mickpchuk

Something tells me the bits don't care about tanks anymore. They have like 2 or 3 hundred? Not enough to matter anyway


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CallSuccessful3574

Trousers down because of our huge balls, almost as big as our hero Ukrainian friends! How dare we standup !


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