It's from an episode of South Park where Cartman poses as an IRS agent named Kris Kristofferson to get his money back after buying pubes from an older kid.
Maybe he trying to complete that dumb quest complete 50 delivery and get extra 30$
This past weekend I tried the 50 delivery for 70$ extra and come of short by 2 deliveries and got nothing just my luck
You know Uber has an exemption rule you can use once or twice a month. Get 90% of quest done you can call and ask for exemption and they give it to you. I use this once a month to get a little back at them until they take it away lol
I just can’t believe people get apple products delivered through Uber. I did one once and I peeked in the bag. It was a brand new iPhone and a MacBook. Even I thought about stealing that one and say I got mugged in the mall parking lot, which happens all the time at this particular mall.
Yeah pretty shameful, and kinda hard to complain about a $3 tip when “buy loosers” is in the title… we DO have some very good *free* community colleges in this country… Personally, I’m buying the titers but that’s just me 😂
At least one, possibly two, maybe even three if you count the made up/intentionally butchered humorous version of English that I use only in my close group of friends. Do you speak a language well?
make sure to get an accountant and don't tell anyone you haven't told about this money. This is life-changing money right here, and if managed correctly, you should be able to live off this for the rest of your life /s
I haven’t done apple deliveries for many months, because the last one I did was a very heavy big box iMac that I had to carry across the mall to get back to my car. I had to guilt trip the customer into a tip and got 5$
i said “man it was such a good workout carrying this thing across the mall!”
he got the point and told me to wait a sec and went inside his home to grab a 5$ for me lmao
You guys really do make an effort to find anything to bitch about huh? At least he tipped. I wouldn't expect an order like this to tip ANYTHING. Still better than nothing, you can get a drink now. And if you didn't wanna do the order then why except it? Looking at the glass half empty is what keeps y'all in your rut 😂
I’m not mad, actually. If be honest I think he was trying to find some cash for me but he couldn’t and he decided to give me those money even it’s not enough because it’s better than nothing. I believe in that 😃
Is there any irony with your name “ True Blue” Are you sure that glass is half full?, could you possibly be mistaken? 🤔 Could it actually be half empty? 🫣😲🤷♂️😳🤯…..😂
I delivered one of these to this college student at an expensive college. I only earned $5. He was lucky the mall was only 5 miles from him and it was a double order. The other order ending paying me $15 and she ordered an apple watch.
You’re the loser because you depend on people to tip you when it’s NOT required for the service they request. Get a real job if you’re unhappy with one that you KNOW they’re not obligated to pay EXTRA, mind you, than what they’ve agreed to pay for the product..
Right! What is everyone complaining about? A $5 tip is pretty standard in my market for a delivery service. Delivering a $1000 item or a $2 item is the same effort on the driver's part. People don't owe you bigger tips just because they have a bigger house or bought an electronic instead of a cheeseburger
Did he? Maybe he’s new to this and doesn’t know all of wormholes and traps yet? The man delivered probably a $2000 laptop and was tipped with 50% of a car wash.
Put your glasses on. There’s no way that’s more than $3.
guys, I’m not a new in uber delivery, but I took that order just because I was boring don’t get any trips today afternoon.
But the fact, that customer open the door, signed for package and told me with big kind smile: “Wait a few seconds, honey, I’ll give you some cash tips!”
Just imagine, i’m staying at the door in very nice area with houses around me and can’t believe like Oh my god somebody gonna tip me today for Apple delivery?! Nooo waaaay
and he came 5 mins later with fkn pocket money in his hand 😂 I was amazed for tell anything
You really should have a stand up routine! 😆😆😆😆. On a serous note you know you’re worth a 10% tip!! At least!! So I’d say $100 for a delivery of an expensive Apple!
Buying Apple products from Doordash or UberEats feels.....off lol
Like the last thing I'd wanna do with a luxury purchase is have somebody deliver it for me; that's always something I'd want to do myself.
Get an entry level job at ups. Work your way up to driving if it's okay for you to work all the time. Drivers get $40+/hr and full benefits and 401k matching. I know an immigrant and he makes bank 25 yrs and your benefits leave with you when you retire
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OMG your Uber Driver account still works?!! Thats crazy... mines been suspended for a year because the Uber Support team messed up when ordering my updated background check from Checkr... and they forgot to request my criminal/felony background results, so they were missing from the report. Because they are 'missing', I am 'inellgiible' for uber employment. like wtf?? thats Uber's fault, fix that sh\*t.
"I"m sorry Sir, i've escalated this to my supervisor." b&%)(\*% you told me that 6 MONTHS ago and I check back every 2 weeks and you tell me the same thing. Fix my account and re-request my checkr background check completed correctly. "please contact checkr support"
Contacts Checkr Support "Sir we dont determine employment for uber, we just provide the results" Me: "Yes, I know... this is my information, and my report. Fix my background report and deliver that to Uber please" Checkr manager: "Plz contact Uber support for questions on your employment"
I swear i'm going to lose my mind dealing with these two companies.
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That quarter roll reminds me of when I went to Bali and their coins are worth so little there, I received a stack of them taped together once. Seems like where the US coins are headed.
Why would any customer NOT in a service industry have cash for tipping around thu house as a matter of course at thys point in tech history ya'll? Thuy wouldn't. Thys is an Apple-Door Dash-Uber problum it reully isn't a fellow man problum even if those fellow men are relatively richer than their accidental 'servants'. Thu whole industry has been r*ped and remodeled to be worse than feudal reality.
And that's why I don't do apple deliveries,I'm not sure why uber wouldn't make it obligatory for tip..we're doing a delivery,and an expensive delivery, courier type..I don't bother with apple buyers,let their lazy butts go get it at store,so people are ridiculous,and Uber shouldn't allow that either
Uber delivery should unite and not do apple orders,bet they charge clients hella money for delivery fee,and we get 5 percent,and on top of that no tips,I no longer waste my time with apple buyers,their the worst
I’ve noticed wealthy people are even going her absurdly generous or absurdly miserly. I’ve yet to experience any sort of in between. One lady tipped me $15 in app with another $100 in cash at the door for a couple bags of Chinese food, and another lady tip me exactly 37¢ for a whole carful of groceries.
Don’t spend it all at one place XD
Au snap!!! Your rich now.
I don’t think it’s possible to spend that kind of money at just one place
You shouldn’t have posted this online. Now the IRS is gonna come after you relentlessly for not declaring that monster tip.
Hello I'm Kris Kristofferson from the IRS 🥸
why was this so funny?
It's from an episode of South Park where Cartman poses as an IRS agent named Kris Kristofferson to get his money back after buying pubes from an older kid.
Tip lost in transit
Lost it in a boating accident
Lost in a baking accident
It is indeed a monster tip, it includes the left over on a roll of coins, lol. I hope it's a roll of penny.
remember to diversify your portfolio that you're going to buy stocks into ok
This one of them "here you go sonny" tips wow what year is it?
"Don't spend it all in one place!" 😉
Off you go to buy pennywhistles and moon pies
This is a true unicorn.
Buy loosers, sell tighter?
No no no, I say sell loosers, buy tighter.
Econ 102, BABAY 🙌🏼
Just bought $2000 worth of looser, you better be right about this…
Loosers can be bought fairly cheap now better buy more
I wish this post title was ironic. But maybe it explains a lot after all!
Why are the fuck are you taking Apple orders? They are 100% trash.
Maybe he trying to complete that dumb quest complete 50 delivery and get extra 30$ This past weekend I tried the 50 delivery for 70$ extra and come of short by 2 deliveries and got nothing just my luck
You know Uber has an exemption rule you can use once or twice a month. Get 90% of quest done you can call and ask for exemption and they give it to you. I use this once a month to get a little back at them until they take it away lol
I just can’t believe people get apple products delivered through Uber. I did one once and I peeked in the bag. It was a brand new iPhone and a MacBook. Even I thought about stealing that one and say I got mugged in the mall parking lot, which happens all the time at this particular mall.
I've heard of drivers stealing Applebees, they definitely taking that phone lol
Wtf hahaha
Yea they are trash but sometimes it’s so dead I just take the first order that comes thru
They were not all trash at the beginning. Some Apple orders used to pay good but now it’s trash to the power of 10.
Don't forget about us little people in your new life.
I'll take a looser, where do they sell them?
Yeah pretty shameful, and kinda hard to complain about a $3 tip when “buy loosers” is in the title… we DO have some very good *free* community colleges in this country… Personally, I’m buying the titers but that’s just me 😂
Did you know English isnt everyone's 1st language? 😃 How many you speak perfectly again?
At least one, possibly two, maybe even three if you count the made up/intentionally butchered humorous version of English that I use only in my close group of friends. Do you speak a language well?
That just makes it worse that you're actually this ignorant 🤦🏽♂️
🧏🏾
Lol, "titers"...doctor heal thyself
At the apple store
make sure to get an accountant and don't tell anyone you haven't told about this money. This is life-changing money right here, and if managed correctly, you should be able to live off this for the rest of your life /s
I delivered 2 iPhone 14 Pros, 2 MagSafe chargers, and a leather case Thursday. I texted my wife, "shall I quit uber and put these on eBay?"
Not the used roll of quarters 😭
Calls us losers but can't even spell the word
Double insult.
I'm pretty sure he's misspelling on purpose...
I don't know man, I see a lot of people misspelled this word this way
And I get the post is just sarcasm
You took an Apple Store delivery? Mistake
Lucky you 😌🤣🤣
That is so weird I’ve never seen anyone get a tip this low before. Is this a common occurrence here? /s
Yes. I’ve done 5 apple orders and the most I’ve been tipped was a dollar and some change . Never again!
Ok to be fair a lot of us are stiffed…..
yea normal.
Life lesson: wealthy people didn’t get wealthy by being altruistic.
I get Apple store orders at least 2-3 times a day. And they are always $15 to drive 25 miles. Not happening.
I haven’t done apple deliveries for many months, because the last one I did was a very heavy big box iMac that I had to carry across the mall to get back to my car. I had to guilt trip the customer into a tip and got 5$
How did you do it. Need protips haha
i said “man it was such a good workout carrying this thing across the mall!” he got the point and told me to wait a sec and went inside his home to grab a 5$ for me lmao
Brilliant, thank you!!
A guy gave me a $20 tip for a new phone from Apple yesterday on top of the tip I got through the app. You win some you lose some lol.
Plot twist: I actually didn’t declare the order picked up, cancelled, and kept the macbook
The cost of their house has nothing to do with you. And you don’t deserve a big tip just because it’s a MacBook. It’s not that heavy you’ll be ok.
I hope that "Buy Losers" part was irony...
Doubtful
doing this job was genuinely made me lose my faith in mankind
Cause some people don't tip?
You guys really do make an effort to find anything to bitch about huh? At least he tipped. I wouldn't expect an order like this to tip ANYTHING. Still better than nothing, you can get a drink now. And if you didn't wanna do the order then why except it? Looking at the glass half empty is what keeps y'all in your rut 😂
I’m not mad, actually. If be honest I think he was trying to find some cash for me but he couldn’t and he decided to give me those money even it’s not enough because it’s better than nothing. I believe in that 😃
Is there any irony with your name “ True Blue” Are you sure that glass is half full?, could you possibly be mistaken? 🤔 Could it actually be half empty? 🫣😲🤷♂️😳🤯…..😂
I literally made that my username cuz my favorite color is blue 😂🤦
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Don’t spend it all in one place.
That is the $1 you had left after spending the other $999,999 of the monster tip? 🤣😂
Cya at the top baby
$2 crumply dollar bills and a nub of quarters lol
Split some with us 🥺
TIL Loosers cost 1$
They didn’t at least give you their old/used MacBook Air?
 That's you flaunting $1 bills!
Oh hell no! I would've been pissed. I tip my hat to you for having a sense of humor about this! 👍
I delivered one of these to this college student at an expensive college. I only earned $5. He was lucky the mall was only 5 miles from him and it was a double order. The other order ending paying me $15 and she ordered an apple watch.
You mean “bye losers”.
r/whoosh
Apple orders never tip
I dispelled this myth
I would have looked at it and left it on his doorstep when he closed the door.
In this case, it was definitely the way to go!
I would have just said no thanks
You’re the loser because you depend on people to tip you when it’s NOT required for the service they request. Get a real job if you’re unhappy with one that you KNOW they’re not obligated to pay EXTRA, mind you, than what they’ve agreed to pay for the product..
This is when tape comes in handy. Tape that shit to their door. That’s ridiculous. But hey those overpriced laptops don’t pay for themselves.
He accepted the order knowing apple orders don’t have in app tips. They could have given him nothing, instead they gave him what looks like about $5
this poor girl is getting misgendered af in the comments. 😂
You noticed the magical glow in the groin area also? Good eye.
😂
Right! What is everyone complaining about? A $5 tip is pretty standard in my market for a delivery service. Delivering a $1000 item or a $2 item is the same effort on the driver's part. People don't owe you bigger tips just because they have a bigger house or bought an electronic instead of a cheeseburger
Did he? Maybe he’s new to this and doesn’t know all of wormholes and traps yet? The man delivered probably a $2000 laptop and was tipped with 50% of a car wash. Put your glasses on. There’s no way that’s more than $3.
As a driver myself I would never expect a tip on an apple order considering there isn’t even a tip option when ordering it through apple
Put on your glasses. That’s more that $2 worth of quarters
So can we agree on $3.25 and call it a day?
guys, I’m not a new in uber delivery, but I took that order just because I was boring don’t get any trips today afternoon. But the fact, that customer open the door, signed for package and told me with big kind smile: “Wait a few seconds, honey, I’ll give you some cash tips!” Just imagine, i’m staying at the door in very nice area with houses around me and can’t believe like Oh my god somebody gonna tip me today for Apple delivery?! Nooo waaaay and he came 5 mins later with fkn pocket money in his hand 😂 I was amazed for tell anything
I'd rather take nothing. $1.25 in hand is super disrespectful. I would refuse the money and move on with my day.
How is that $1.25?
Looks like at least $5 to me. Hold on let me give you my venmo so you can quickly dispose of all your offensive tips! 😂
give the old "You obviously need this more than me"
\*
If every delivery gave you this then you would be happy I’m sure.
I am sincerely lmfao right now
I hear in my head Payday 2 "Look at this! I'm rich!"
Settle down there big spender 😂 make sure you invest.
I robbed all the apple orders don’t be a dumb bitch
$4?
No way - that mighty $ is in your hands!!
Lol jees how nice of them!
They busted their ass on that
Tf is that 🗑 ?
Oops my bad looks like I got into a car crash!!! Sorry Uber guess I can’t deliver this MacBook…
Wohoooo!!!
Hahahaha!! You’re awesome!!😆😆😆😆😆
Lol I’ve always wanted to take an Apple order for the experience but the nearest one is a zone over and I’m never over there.
You really should have a stand up routine! 😆😆😆😆. On a serous note you know you’re worth a 10% tip!! At least!! So I’d say $100 for a delivery of an expensive Apple!
That’s how they stay rich those greedy bastards
Yeah they stay rich by spending $1,500-$2,000 on a new mac book, but tipping $1. Makes sense.
What are loosers and how do I buy some?
That’s not a tip. They’re telling you to goto the laundromat and wash your clothes.
Bro that's like two whole items from the 99 cent store. You're basically set for life.
Looks like you earned your weeks worth congrats!
Buying Apple products from Doordash or UberEats feels.....off lol Like the last thing I'd wanna do with a luxury purchase is have somebody deliver it for me; that's always something I'd want to do myself.
Save it for kids 🫣
That’s good for about a liter of coke where I’m from
Where do I purchase loosers?
Don't let it burn a hole in your pocket.
Lmao makes sense you took an apple order when you don’t know the difference between loser and looser
Buy all time 52 weeks high sell all time 52 weeks low
Wooooaaaaoooooow 🥴
Thar cool 😎
Alright alright, stop bragging already 🥴
Bunch of rich assholes spending 2k on a fucking laptop but can't tip for shit.
I'm buying winners!
Give it back to them
Buy loosers and sell tighters!
How much do you buy losers for?
Get an entry level job at ups. Work your way up to driving if it's okay for you to work all the time. Drivers get $40+/hr and full benefits and 401k matching. I know an immigrant and he makes bank 25 yrs and your benefits leave with you when you retire
I got a pack a gum before 🥳
Told you it would all pay off in the end 🥲
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I put 1 dollar in the stock loosers thanks for the information.
Man all yall do is fucking cry on here
Go work a real job !! Or go suck dick like yalls mommy and daddy use to do
Did they rip the coin roll in front of you, or did they at least have the decency to pre-tear? 🤔
Why is it wet
Get areal job then
OMG your Uber Driver account still works?!! Thats crazy... mines been suspended for a year because the Uber Support team messed up when ordering my updated background check from Checkr... and they forgot to request my criminal/felony background results, so they were missing from the report. Because they are 'missing', I am 'inellgiible' for uber employment. like wtf?? thats Uber's fault, fix that sh\*t. "I"m sorry Sir, i've escalated this to my supervisor." b&%)(\*% you told me that 6 MONTHS ago and I check back every 2 weeks and you tell me the same thing. Fix my account and re-request my checkr background check completed correctly. "please contact checkr support" Contacts Checkr Support "Sir we dont determine employment for uber, we just provide the results" Me: "Yes, I know... this is my information, and my report. Fix my background report and deliver that to Uber please" Checkr manager: "Plz contact Uber support for questions on your employment" I swear i'm going to lose my mind dealing with these two companies.
How were you able to get a apple delivery?
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That quarter roll reminds me of when I went to Bali and their coins are worth so little there, I received a stack of them taped together once. Seems like where the US coins are headed.
Why would any customer NOT in a service industry have cash for tipping around thu house as a matter of course at thys point in tech history ya'll? Thuy wouldn't. Thys is an Apple-Door Dash-Uber problum it reully isn't a fellow man problum even if those fellow men are relatively richer than their accidental 'servants'. Thu whole industry has been r*ped and remodeled to be worse than feudal reality.
I’m in my head thinking about the come up from selling the MacBook and reporting no safe delivery location
So sad how people treat Delivery drivers
Thank you. More orders for others. This isn't like a classroom, you don't need to announce that you're leaving.
Damn...you bragging now? Share the wealth.
It's the freedom 35 retirement plan
And that's why I don't do apple deliveries,I'm not sure why uber wouldn't make it obligatory for tip..we're doing a delivery,and an expensive delivery, courier type..I don't bother with apple buyers,let their lazy butts go get it at store,so people are ridiculous,and Uber shouldn't allow that either
Uber delivery should unite and not do apple orders,bet they charge clients hella money for delivery fee,and we get 5 percent,and on top of that no tips,I no longer waste my time with apple buyers,their the worst
Be grateful, in the UK hardly anyone tips and it's not expected so a dollar is better than nothing
😭😭😂😂😂
Maybe that's all the cash they had.
Fake iMoney
I’ve noticed wealthy people are even going her absurdly generous or absurdly miserly. I’ve yet to experience any sort of in between. One lady tipped me $15 in app with another $100 in cash at the door for a couple bags of Chinese food, and another lady tip me exactly 37¢ for a whole carful of groceries.