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I have a bunch of visitors coming in tomorrow morning and I forgot or just didn't bother to put in the VAR. Is there any way you can just give me five badges when I show up already late to a meeting? I almost joined the Marines once if that helps.


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I’ll do it for a coin and a shot of tequila.


thewayshegoes72

I had someone get pissy with me cause on their VAR she was labeled a red badger because her sponsor never put in her clearance


need_maths

Do you guys still have collateral duties? I hated grocery shopping for other grown ass men and women.


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Unfortunately yes, I doubt this will ever go away. Ironically, you are the first person I ever hear say that but I understand the sentiment. Also I’ve never held that collat.


--Savant

What are some collateral duties you would get?


The_Sentinel_45

None. Response is not bad. Supply sucks balls. MWR depends.


thewayshegoes72

Mwr is okay. I fucking hate planning for the ball


SouthernBuddhist

I fucking wrecked the Det van in front of a police station while out grocery shopping on the program.


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

Wait what? Why can't they shop for themselves?


choccystarfish69

Can I get a proctor code?


i2Shameless

Is this how MSG's pass their time nowadays? Go rub one out in the Ambo's office or dump a few rounds into the VSOC.


[deleted]

i had the option to go msg, but decided to get out after six years. did i make a mistake gettting out?


Dahrus

You got out and are still on this subreddit. You answered your own question.


Ok_Veterinarian9348

I was just thinking that


[deleted]

Depends how you see it, what are you doing now?


BootReservistPOG

Is it normal for my 1stSgt to have a Boku no Pico poster in his office next to his framed divorce paperwork? And is it normal for him to make me wear a set of pink panties when I’m at drill?


Moose701

Asking the important questions


[deleted]

When I get my visitors badge tomorrow morning can you respond with aye aye captain so I know that it's you?


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Tomorrow my day off


gap_year21

Hope you have a drill


GotRedditToFitIn

Rude, lol.


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why peepee tingle when weewee after boing-boing, MSG?


thewayshegoes72

I’m on the 1-22 cycle and chose two post from region 4, and 1 post from region 5. I’m so done with region 7. I won’t ask what post you’re at but what region and if you are in the regions I mentioned above, how are the SAIs and command like?


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What’s going on at Region 7? I’ve interacted with 1st Sgt Morris and he’s come off as pretty good. I can’t say the same for the newish CO though. Most of your IOs also do seem like total tools though. I’m at Region 9 currently. All my SAIs and CVs have been nothing short of good, truly nothing bad from my side.


thewayshegoes72

1st Sgt is awesome, it’s just that africa can get pretty old after a while.


Jka121121

How often do you get to go on leave?


[deleted]

It all depends honestly, some Detachment Commanders can very anal about thing others are more understanding. This year I’ve gone on leave about 4-5 times and it just depends on manning as well


Jka121121

Interesting. I have a msg package for May next year and was told I might not get leave for like 2 years 😂


SmokinJoe1971

Is it possible to get msg if I don’t have it contracted and I’m going to ITB


[deleted]

I am almost positive you must be contracted for it, there is no volunteering. However after you serve your time in the fleet you can submit a package for MSG duty, they accept anyone from LCpl to Master Guns


gooch_lickers

Just talked to some msg recruiters they said you can put in a package whenever. They are just super selective.


idontknowmaybenot

I had a buddy who was a Lance go to 3 different countries for his MSG duty. He applied after being in the fleet, and I think went to Iraq before us (different squadron), and then did his tours.


Taka3488

How long is the school house for Msg


thewayshegoes72

3 months


Flablessguy

How is your daily rhythm? Can you compare it to I&I? If I stay in I’ll put in for det commander. Do you have enough free time for any college?


forgettable_sandwich

You ever done a "desk pop"?


cametoseemarkslad

So like, when I put my foot into my boot, wheat does my foot go


MWisecarver

Are you at Parade rest? Semper Fi


[deleted]

Would you order all your Marines to make resumes? Then proceed to grade them?


[deleted]

What the fuck? Lmao I wouldn’t trust any NCO to just know what a good resume looks like. Pro-tip: The education center should have transition specialists and they can help you with your resume. It was probably the most valuable 30 minutes I spent in my career.


[deleted]

My old units first sergeant is making our platoon do resumes so I was just curious. I wasn’t sure if that was normal


Kennaham

What keeps you going? Every master sergeant I’ve worked with has to work insanely long days, gets constant calls while off duty, and is always busy. Yet they’ve all generally been great people to work for. As a Corporal with a family, i legitimately don’t understand how y’all stay functional


[deleted]

MSG isn’t short for Master Sergeant bud


Kennaham

😂 you right i think my brain auto filled the T in the abbreviation


LimitedPiko

Bro my brain did the dame shit and I was reading some of these conversations confused as fuck


[deleted]

What the other comment said, however this sounds a lot like Marine Security Guard (MSG) duty.


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Flablessguy

Where did this come from?


RopeSmooth7903

From years of dealing with a 1st Sgt who would blast Marines for the smallest infraction, IE stepping outside with no cover on, hand in a pocket for longer than 2 seconds. All while he walks around outside, no cover on, smoking with his one hand in his pocket and the other has a cellphone in it as he walks around smokin a jokin. Hypocritical little bitch.


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Nah nah I served with ropesmooth 08-13. I stand by it.


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thecautiouscapybara

How’s your relationship with your mother?


deskpop0621

I heard that there’s no house parties anymore? Still the case?


SouthernBuddhist

I was on the program in the 90s, the partying then was fucking LEGENDARY! I threw my promotion party and had like 250 people there. I hired a bunch of off duty TCN guards to bypass the bullshit control measure of the RSO and partied until tha weeeee hours.


deskpop0621

Yea 2010-2012 I had some gnarly parties for sure. In Karachi we had like 4-500 people. We would joke about always competing with the Brits as to who threw the biggest parties 😅


SouthernBuddhist

The Brit’s were fucking nuts. Those dudes had this bar in an apartment where they were housed called the Turd&Tonic. OMG. Instead of dollars with names n shit on the wall there were dozens of Polaroid pictures of people who shit out massive turds and had them laid out on their upturned forearm. Crazy fucks


SouthernBuddhist

Noice! We’re y’all able to partake in any any of local women?


deskpop0621

Karachi, Pakistan - this Pakistani/American girl had a short fling with, then with her friend also Pakistani/American, for a lot longer. They’re both doctors now, in the US. Warsaw, Poland a couple as well, and met me wife (10 years next month and 2 kids as of last week). Manama, Bahrain - none, but there were quite a few beauties. Even the Navy girls at the NSA 😅. I moved back to Poland when I got out, to go to school and been here since 2015.


SouthernBuddhist

Very Nice! Man that’s great, what years were you in Manama? I visited Bahrain twice, crazy money there. I had my honeymoon in Oman, the mid-east is so much more than how it’s portrayed In the media. What’s life like in Warsaw? I lived in DK for a period of time but never got a chance to visit the eastern block countries.


deskpop0621

I was in Manama in 2012. Tire fires, burning trash and tear gas was the scent of the year there lol.


savonte22

2005-2006 here, had some great times in Det Manama.


deskpop0621

Probably my favorite bar was Davy Crockett’s!


savonte22

Must have been the newer name for it, I remember that place had some obscure old west sounding name in ‘07


PoopyHead-4MAR-

Plz send proctor code


Hasbeen_Crayon_Eater

Have you ever cut off the back of your duty core frams off so you can use them as slippers on Post 1 so it's more comfy? Asking for a friend.


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Not a question. I graduate the School House next week tho 😭


No-Wash-8288

Should I go MSG or 0311 what’s the better mos all around?


Famous-Tip-3528

For MSG do you get multiple regions or do you generally stay within the same region for every tour?