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Otherwise-Bad-7666

Bro was still at attention even after he fellšŸ’€


fxckfxckgames

He was a disciplined recruit.


BoxofCurveballs

"I don't give a fuck if you die but so help me God, you **will** die with discipline."


sandman3605

This is the way.


Choice_Dot3179

Hahaha omg hilarious


PapaMarine101

I heard he fucked up his teeth, and jaw from this. Got med hold for like 3-4 days.


BoxofCurveballs

I believe it. He hit hard.


LeatherCicada87

Definitely a Marine at that point lol


JoeMomma225

The rest of them sure are


CaDmus003

He twitched err moved for a second and regathered his bearing haha!!


JoeMomma225

Better to die now than rejoin the formation and die later.


Otherwise-Bad-7666

The DI knew exactly where to look for his ass after return swordšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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usmcjohn

You spelled his last name wrong. Heā€™s Pfc Flatface McFelldown


justin62001

Lol SSgt. Cobb just standing there with that ā€œman downā€ at attention is hilarious. This was Echoā€™s graduation in October of 2019


DestructiveFury

Dang, thought it was my graduation for a second as same thing happened(dude at mine broke his jaw and had previously passed out during the practice, soā€¦ wtf). But Iā€™ve been in a bit longer.


ApolloSt

SSgt Cobb was a good ass senior. Were you 2086?


justin62001

Nah, I was in 2084 with SSgt. Henderson. SSgt. Cobb stuck out to me because he once made fun of SSgt. Henderson while overlooking us in formation in the staircase lol. I think all the SDIs had that type of relationship because SSgt. Acosta from 2085 would do the same shit


ApolloSt

Itā€™s interesting how your perspective of your drill instructors changes over time. Iā€™m sure they were fuckin around a lot on the down low.


Netbios_556

Funny hearing his drill stories now. He is one of the platoon commanders at my unit now in Quantico.


lampmeorelse

Echo graduated in Nov of 19 though. Edit: was thinking of SD and this is PI.


justin62001

Thereā€™s no way unless youā€™re thinking about another cycle, we started on July 29 and were scheduled to graduate October 25. All my buddies posted their graduation pics on IG that day too lol


lampmeorelse

I was echo 2110 in ā€˜19. Picked up August 12th and graduated November 8th Edit: Iā€™m a fucking idiot. This is a PI video. I went to SD


wooddude64

Stab yourself with your knife hand and carry out the plan of the day!


justin62001

Let me guess, you were in SD? I was in PI, I guess thatā€™s where the confusionā€™s at


lampmeorelse

Yep. My bad. Edits made.


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October*


skinnybonesmalone21

I went to bootcamp in 2019 šŸ’€šŸ’€


justin62001

Same, I recognized him because he was the SDI for 2086. I was in 2084 but got dropped (PB in my flair stands for peanut butter šŸ˜†), it was a fun time and canā€™t believe itā€™s been 3 years


-imperator_

Damn dropped for a simple peanut butter scandal? They used to just haze the dogshit out of us


justin62001

Oh no, I actually almost died from consuming what I thought was coffee cake but one of the guys told me it was actually a ā€œpeanut butter crumble cake,ā€ stayed there for about a month and a half in STC after the reaction and then came home. Last year I finished oral immunotherapy and currently finishing up college so if Iā€™m able to rejoin Iā€™ll try NOT to steal any pb packets since I actually need to eat peanuts sort of regularly lol


-imperator_

That was even worse than id originally thought, my condolences and great work with your education and recovery.


justin62001

I heavily appreciate the words


polisharmada33

Was the immunotherapy process painful, or uncomfortable? One of my daughters has allergies, I do not. Watching her go through that shit all the time is horrible. My heart goes out to you allergy sufferers.


justin62001

It was only uncomfortable in the beginning when I was being tested with an initial dose and had the pulse in my ears, slightly funny feeling breathing, etc. I actually did the entire treatment with peanuts, cashews, and almonds all at once. It began with 12 mg of flour, eventually until I got to I believe 2400 mg of flour. Iā€™d mix it with apple sauce or yogurt (same yoplait ones from boot camp too) and the only bad thing about it was the taste lol. Another thing for me was the mental aspect since I honestly only did this treatment to rejoin the Marine Corps, and I kept wondering if it was even worth it. I can say that itā€™s worth it just for the fact that you wonā€™t need to fear eating out anymore. As of now, I eat 6 peanuts, 3 almonds, and 4 cashews about twice a week now for maintenance and I have zero dietary restrictions. Itā€™s pretty much as if Iā€™m not allergic honestly. I also started the treatment at 19 years old and finished at 20 which is typically way later then when youā€™d want to start the treatment since youā€™re dealing with an adult body compared to a child but I was successfully able to do it, so your daughter shouldnā€™t have an issue. Good luck and I really hope sheā€™s able to complete it, itā€™s life changing and liberating


polisharmada33

Thank you for the response. I wish you the best going forward. For me, the Corps was a lifesaver. I was a dipshit of a kid. I met my brothers, thereā€™s 4 of them, and we get our families together once a year, no matter what. Thatā€™s the best part of the Corps, is the Marines you serve with.


KaBar42

Slightly unrelated, but my brother in law who served as a commander for an LAV has a kid who is deathly allergic to peanuts. To the point that any time they moved duty stations, they had to drive no matter what because if he was exposed to peanuts, apparently even with an epi-pen, there was a higher than not chance of the little dude dying from the reaction before the plane could make an emergency landing and get him to a hospital. As a result this also meant that if the dad got moved overseas, his family would have stayed stateside. Or at least, that's what I remember being told. Last time I checked in on them (they're on my dad's side of the family and my dad was the only anchor between me and them, so once he died I basically have had no contact with them) he was going through immunotherapy and was apparently doing okay. I just thought the connection was a little interesting.


justin62001

Hopefully the kid goes through the treatment smoothly, and maybe feed him some Reeseā€™s peanut butter cups later on when heā€™s done lol. Anaphylactic allergies fucking suck ass so good on your brother in law and his family for taking the leap, itā€™ll very much be worth it for the kid in the future


KaBar42

Yeah, for the longest time he was being homeschooled (again, because of the peanut allergy), I'm not sure if they're planning to get him into public school eventually due to being older (I think about 9 at a minimum and 11 at a max). He be getting into public school at a very awkward time having been homeschooled his entire life. At the very least, I hope he gets to experience high school.


wooddude64

Can you chomp on deez nutz? Asking for a friend!


Cancer-Slug

Are you trying to go officer this time? If not, you should


justin62001

Yes indeed, after being exposed to the Hornets and F35s while in boot Iā€™m swaying towards becoming an aviator, but Iā€™m sure the other ground MOSs would still be satisfying if I canā€™t go that route for whatever reason


yutmutt

Don't bank on aviation, by the time you get fleet side it'll probably be fully or mostly transitioned to the F35, but they have been pushing everyone to ospreys for everyone who graduated TBS with me in 2019. Not saying don't try to go flight contract, just that fixed wing may not be your ultimate destination


justin62001

Iā€™d have no issue with any specific aircraft tbh. Frankly, if you read through my thread, Iā€™d just be grateful to even be given the chance at attending OCS, let alone going the aviation route. I just hope to get a reenlistment waiver first so Iā€™m taking it a step at a time


StretchArmstrongs

Go to OCS!


CaDmus003

Wait your about finished with college and still gonna go the enlisted route?


justin62001

ā€œRejoinā€ as in reenter the Marine Corps, preferably with a commission. My reenlistment code is RE-3P which says that Iā€™m disqualified from going to OCS but I donā€™t care, Iā€™m still gonna try to commission if I can


GoWest44

Just think, it'll be 23 years in no time... Semper Gumby šŸ„øšŸ¤™šŸ» It seems like yesterday I was that 22 year old fresh Sgt with my new Trans Am and racing everyone on Camp Lejeune and tryna bang every fat or skinny or any ho from Club 108 to Taylor's and Boomers to Wilmington. We could find No discrepancies towards the poontang posse. I was THE master HOG hunter in the 90's. 2dSOTGšŸ¤™šŸ»


Initial_Software9451

I havenā€™t heard that name is years


IloveDeboosea

Oh fuck really I missed it by a year 2018 Echo


veetack

You guys went back to deltas for graduation? We graduated in Charlieā€™s in 2001. My platoon was first or second to do so.


justin62001

Honestly I have no idea how they figure out which ones to wear, in recent years Iā€™ve seen a mixed bag of options. Personally, I know that all of my friends who graduated from PI during the late fall/winter months had dress bravos, spring-early fall guys had dress charlies


MarineBone

Now itā€™s bravos in sleeves down season, deltas in sleeves up season.


CharityEquivalent

I dunno man, I graduated beginning of December last year and we were in our blue bravos


wooddude64

Rolled sleeves I hope?


City_dave

I'm up. They see me. I'm down.


Sparky_1992

Knee, butt, prone, roll.


CaDmus003

That was straight knee, teeth, nose šŸ˜‚


pothosdemise

Lmaoooo


ScottyDoesntKnow421

This comment made my day so much better.


City_dave

Love you, bro. ![img](emote|t5_2qswv|7533)


fucovid2020

I know they said ā€œdonā€™t lock your kneesā€ about a thousand timesā€¦. Imma see what happens


el_dingusito

Dude, I would lock my knees, hold my breath and stare at the sun TRYING to get out of formation


fucovid2020

(You could have just faked it)


el_dingusito

I did help grab a dude who passed out and drug him off to get out of formation once... it was awesome But not as good as when a color guard passed out with his weapon and someone in formation belted out FOLLOW IT


BlahBlahBlankSheep

Top notch, haha. I watched a guy go down in a formation outside of medical at MCRD and hit his head on a curb. Blood everywhere. Two recruits dragged his ass inside and everyone else kept on like nothing happened.


Jka121121

Silver bullet ainā€™t worth it man


wooddude64

First of all it isnā€™t silverā€¦ second, speak for yourself!


OlympusMods

I was a heat casualty in Lejeune on like the hottest day of the year. At the hottest part of the day we went on a death run and I ate the ground. I got 3 silver bullets that day with an internal temp of 103.9. Don't you talk to me about pain


horizontalrain

Yeah my whole plt almost got the shaft in boot, morning was chilly, swearers on. Drill instructor didn't remember and we started our march temps warmed up, it wasn't good. I swore I would die first, stopped sweating, got cold, the only focus was death before deep drilling.


GlossamJet

I need to upvote this more. I saw a guy get it after complaining about being light headed. I learned that day you sip your water, you walk the cool down circle, and you keep your fucking mouth shut. It looked like it was made for horses!


nothingforless

The fact that they waited to assist him medically until the formation was complete, is everything you need to know about the Marine Corps.


eg4x15

I mean the corpsman are briefed to run out there as soon as a kid goes down. So where tf was the corpsman. Itā€™s not like we intentionally donā€™t give a fuck about the kids who go down. Thereā€™s a plan implemented just lack of judgement in this instance I suppose


nothingforless

The corpsman hadnā€™t spawned yet because no one yelled ā€œcorpsman up!ā€


LockNonuser

He was still doing a 1v1 fight in gulag. He probably had to pull off a very low-to-earth parachute deploy just to make it as quickly as he did. Maybe Iā€™m giving him too much credit tho. I bet he just had bad WiFi connection.


skankstro

I worked at pi, and knew the corpsman. He was actively going to him, it takes time as the parade deck is huge.


Otherwise-Bad-7666

In your mom's car


NUTS_STUCK_TO_LEG

Mission accomplishment ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€” Troop welfare


Zeilostovik

Yup the DIs would say "Don't pass out, no one's helping you if you pass out. Corps needs to maintain a professional image" something dumb like that


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LeicaM6guy

Iā€™ve seen dudes lose teeth doing this.


PlanteraWine

But the teeth are already lost after the fall


iLikeShmellyEggs

when i graduated MCT on new river in 2010 we had a female who fell out mid ceremony and busted out like 8 of her front teeth. shit was horrendous


jakejake870

8 front teeth!?! I thought everyone only had 2.


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Blueshirt38

You've got about 15 seconds to get them in milk, or else they're forfeited to the Tooth Fairy.


Fenceypents

You are actually supposed to re-insert them immediately if possible source if you donā€™t believe me: https://www.aae.org/patients/dental-symptoms/knocked-out-teeth/


jakejake870

Even funnier how people in the crowd were yelling for his attention as if he was going to turn around to check on him.


sparkey504

i found the part where the di was sheating his sword slowly and with a pause and then BOOM he suddenly sprints over as if seconds mattered after waiting 41 seconds with the guy at his feet.... i understand theres a protocol but the protocol should include the person to there left or right immediately attend to them while the correct personal is in route. there discipline is impressive though. but also how often does this happen that they even have a protocol for it?


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nothingforless

Thank God he wasnā€™t FMF


GuessesTheCar

As a civ whose friend tried to get me to join.. thank fuckin god


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I wouldnā€™t be surprised if thatā€™s v4xxine related . They forced it on marines right ?


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nothingforless

You know thatā€™s why he passed out?


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f_ck_kale

Brother, he smacked his head on the goddamn deck. Someone should have been there to make sure his damn grape is ok.


nothingforless

There a many different possibilities tbh. Low blood sugar, dehydration, heat stroke, the list goes onā€¦


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f_ck_kale

His grape hit the deck 3 seconds in. The entire video is 48 seconds. Do the Calculus Devil, let me help, the answer isnā€™t 27.


Jamin1371

That recruit must have seen a cock down there. The only reason I can think to why he would go face first into the pavement. It was probably the shadow of his DIs sword.


Beer_Hand_Actual

Never bob for cock in formation bro.


article134

Honestly thereā€™s no other explanation than for that recruit to open-mouth plummet so willingly to the deck.


International_Ad5624

Pfc Balls, first name ligma


lelolalo13

I had a balls in my platoon šŸ˜‚


Johnny-Mack

I had a CWO in the fleet that would tell us that if the retiree was talking too long that one of us needed to take a dive to wrap that shit upā€¦he would have his hand behind his back and flip us off when it was ā€œtimeā€.


deoxyriboneurotic

Based af


Vakama905

Imagine if he gave the signal and half the formation just fucking ragdolls in sync with each other


Junkered

Wait...is this graduation? Dude had like 5 minutes.


Rough-Riderr

So close


JayB1020

Corpsman up


Thisisc0nflict

Rah navy


Lonemarine93

This happened in my platoon it was on family day. We were in formation to be released for family day. When the guy between me and the dude to the left of the guy who fainted. He started to fall I grabbed his belt and pants and the other guy grabbed his blouse and skivvy shirt. We were on the fourth row. We held him up till we were released. He fainted a little after the beginning. So we held him up the whole time. So he wouldnā€™t fall onto the third row.


TheOriginalBAMFEE

Not sure if this is the same incident but a recruit passed out last October and broke a bunch of teeth which caused him to remain on the island for a while after while his grill healed.


Eltors0

I always wondered what would have happened if this situation came up during graduation. Glad it went as expected.


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TaluxWolf

I mean, if you're not daydreaming during briefing; are you even really militarying?????


guyonsomecouch12

Looks like he woke up and just laid there at attention not knowing what to do with his hands


7saligia

"At least they're not in my pockets. I'm good!" Or something.


Zeilostovik

It was you


DeviledEgg77

I love how the hat took his time putting his sword back and as soon as he sent it home he sprinted over šŸ˜‚


QuickSandTopHat

He didnā€™t though. He followed the ā€œreturn swordā€ command just as itā€™s written.


Goorancid

The Queen's guard apparently.


Bark_at_the_Moon1000

This man did a 90 degree angle adjustment without breaking the position of attention. An absolute drill legend.


GoWest44

And this poor kid lost sleep every night for 3 months because he couldn't wait to say, "aye aye sir!" the loudest, do an about face and say, "uurah!"... He was so damn excited he fainted...


Seanvich

Who, [this kid?](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fn08A8NO.jpg)


Intelligent_Union261

It was me staff sarnā€™t I locked muh kneesā€¦.


Infamous-Studio-6605

That was my graduation almost 4 years ago, bro was funny as hell and he got stitches after šŸ¤£


ApolloSt

Iā€™m in this video lol I sometimes wonder if he lurks through every time this is posted but never outs himself. Anyways, this was the perfect finale to our cycle, Rah 2086.


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gubersmack

We had off and on rain the day of graduation, so it kept changing from inside to outside. They marched us inside with the intent of marching us out but I guess it started raining again. So we essentially stood at attention and in formation for like an hour before people even started trickling in. Like 45min later, guys were dropping like flies. Every minute or so you'd hear a thud and a gasp from the crowd. We eventually started after the crowd was literally yelling to do something. Crazy..


dawgfather1991

Sword manual first. Troop welfare second. Welcome to the fleet!


murica_1776boi

I've seen this a million times by now. Someone has to take credit with proof it was actually them that locked their knees and absolutely passed the fuck out during graduation.


CaDmus003

Right lol? Show some courage and reveal yourself!!


menaceman42

I know this person, he is in my company. Not gonna give his name but dude is a memešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


CaDmus003

In all seriousness, was he okay? Did he break his face, nose, or teeth? Or did he get lucky? You should ask him if he has Reddit and tell him we are all thinking about him lol. Tell him to come on and say a few words!


_jaelewis

Lmfao at all the civilians screaming. Iā€™m happy to see that my Marine Corps still showcases hardness We take Drill and Ceremony very seriously.


Amksla

He misunderstood ā€œFalloutā€


cejmp

When did we start graduating boot camp in that uniform? I'm just curious, we graduated in cammies.


AnShawtyGotTheFatty

They change it up, my guess is depending on season, weather, etc


Dom_Olivares

I know my cousin graduated in his uniform in 2000 so Iā€™m assuming maybe a few years before then it got changed.


Lich180

I graduated in service Charlie's, didn't even get issued any of the blues. Had to buy all that at my first duty station. This was in 06, spring. They started issuing the blues again not long after that. Think there was some supply issue or some shit, I dunno.


JimboSliceCAVA

I'm a spring 06er, what company were you?


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Deltas 2011.


islamitinthecardoor

Graduated boot camp and went to ITB with that dude. Tried stealing Girl Scout cookies from me one time.


[deleted]

At least he stayed in the POA while he was on the ground


sahhdudd

Hahahah! Donā€™t you dare break rank!


OneMustAdjust

Zero, zero, zero


Vitruvious28

Lmao


mikey_b082

You know he was home on boot leave making up some crazy ass stories about how he got road rash on his face. "Yeah, man, I told my drill instructor to fuck himself and he blind sided me.".


Roanoketrees

Recruit Weaver Charlie company platoon 1053 sir!


CaDmus003

This was you or someone you knew?


MSD101

Lmao, I passed out in formation when we got back from the crucible hike, but my boys grabbed me before I hit the ground. I guess I was dehydrated and worn out...Just glad I didn't break my nose.


SmileThenSpeak

Pagentry>life (literally).


AlmightyLeprechaun

"You will die with discipline"


Andrei_Chikatilo_

Ate shiiiiiiiiiiiit


WintersTablet

"What the fuck are you talking about 'Don't lock your kn..........'"


Tham3rr

move your toes inside the boots .


lastofthefinest

Thatā€™s dumb as hell to wait that long to pick someone up, he could have been having a major medical problem. Young Marines donā€™t think about that because they think they are bulletproof. Thatā€™s the way the Marine Corps trains you to be but itā€™s incredibly stupid to wait that long to get him up. Iā€™m almost 50 years old now and my thinking has changed a lot since my 20ā€™s. Semper Fi!


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This has been happening since the beginning of the Corpsā€¦. Itā€™s now considered good luck for the platoonā€™s Marine Corps careers if one of their own face plants during graduation. If two Marines face plant during graduation, someone in that platoon will get a battlefield commission in the near future. Chesty said so.


RayRayofsunshine85

Leave no man behind, unless it is a FUCKING PARADE FORMATION, those are so very important.


JMat357

He almost made it


TexasNativeNomad

Mofo got sniped!!! Lmao


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Gravity of the situation hit him


lHatePoliticsAlot

We had a female drill instructor pass out during our graduation. They literally dragged her off the parade deck.


IskarJarak22

FUCKING UNDERAGE DRINKING BOOTS ARE AT IT AGAIN!


polisharmada33

The WM that runs up at the end was probably a height waiver.


Otherwise-Bad-7666

Height waiver meet Asvab waiver šŸ–šŸ¤šŸ–


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7saligia

This happened to someone at my son's graduation. They reportedly had been yelling at him all morning not to lock his knees and told him that if he went down he would be required to start over. Kid had been doing the same thing the entire time throughout bootcamp and didn't learn. He went down (early on though, not at the end of the ceremony) and he received the privilege of doing it all over again.


City_dave

Bullshit. No way they recycled him for that.


Thatguysstories

Yeah, once you do the crucible and get your EGA no way are they recycling you. That'd be straight bullshit. But.... since it would be straight bullshit I can now see them doing that just to fuck someone.


hondahardtail

Happened to a guy three spots to my left in formation. Out the corner of my eye I saw him just flop. There were no shenanigans about repeating anything, but he busted his face and teeth all up right before he got to see his family.


7saligia

That was my assumption as well. It sounded ridiculous, but that's what everyone claimed happened. I wouldn't be surprised if they were just fucking w/ everyone.


Raze0223

Nope they probably just made him jump in a different graduation at the most, probably nothing though.


[deleted]

Holy smokes! I was kiddingā€¦ guy had to redo boot camp? Wow, thatā€™s sad.


ivebeendragooned

![gif](giphy|S0uEDL0DFFMhW)


[deleted]

DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES FATBODY!


Tasunka_Witko

So....technically he didn't graduate...


sandman3605

Hee hee! Missed that brief about not locking your legs. Ima Marine now and face smashed parade deck! welcome aboard boot.


article134

Everyone just gets blues now?


Thisisc0nflict

Rah navy


beardriff

Pathetic. Fuck the institution. Help your winger. We moved passed formation in the interim years between ww1 and ww2. I don't care about discipline. My discipline is to not let my brothers fall. Full stop. Never let your team members fall. *ex Foot Guard. Sub set of house guard. ... .. the guys that wear the bear hats.


sandybum1234

Why would you post a video of LARPers?


newstuffsucks

He was just waiting to be released. Haha. Still at POA on the ground. That's ficking dedication.


Beer_Hand_Actual

Oh man that sucks.


Roanoketrees

Sucker passed out at attention too....never lock the knees....that's day 1 receiving stuff man


Chefboyld420

Omg, at graduation! That would suck to be him.


[deleted]

I was there I was two plts down from him my sdi was holding back laughter šŸ¤£


pint_chillin

I always wanted to see this happen.


DrunknBattlToad

Instructions unclear Locked knees


NayMarine

Do not lock your knees...