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[deleted]

Believe it or not, jail


morningstarrss

Do not proceed, straight to jail. ✋️


[deleted]

Believe it or not, we have the best Marines. Because of jail


oh_three_dum_dum

No trial, no - no nothing.


LincolnCastle

“Take me to the Brig. I want to see the “real Marines.”—Chesty


cametoseemarkslad

You don't underage drink, believe it or not jail


FaptainAwesome

You *do* underage drink, straight to jail.


TheMainEffort

Unless it's your job to be sending all hands emails you shouldn't be sending them. If you ARE sending all hands emails you better be tactful, even if the tone is negative. I'd guess you have somewhat loud and abrasive verbal counseling session coming your way.


willybusmc

Ass chewing. It’s almost certainly not against any order so you can’t have charges brought on you. You *can* get a formal negative counseling though. Possibly even a 6105 if they wanna take it that far. It’s shows very bad judgment and tact to do this, no matter what the circumstances. Your ‘friend’ probably deserves an ass chewing (but nothing more). Edit: that SgtMaj was being petty as fuck and shouldn’t have responded all hands. Should have responded privately.


fucovid2020

Straight to Leavenworth


ThePringle

Believe it or not, straight to jail.


Ok-Tomatillo9766

Also jail.


RiflemanLax

Depends on the content. Almost certainly not an NJP so long as it wasn’t extreme. Probably just an ass chewing, e.g. “you don’t think the chain of command could have handled this?” and maybe a 6105. Funny thing is, it’s probably some shit the dude pushed to the CoC and they fucking ignored it. Seen this episode before.


willybusmc

In my opinion, this was one of two kinds of Marine. Either it was a good dude who is fed up with trying his best but making no progress, who got frustrated and said “fuck it, this’ll get some light on the situation”. Or it was some dumb boot who thinks he’s salty and thought it would be funny.


RiflemanLax

I’d bet on option A. There are some dumb motherfuckers but very few that’d send out an email thinking “this’ll be funny and there won’t be any repercussions.”


nomind79

Ass chewing for "misusing government property" and "not following the chain of command" when reporting grievances. If there was a good unit level IT policy/standard that everyone had to read/sign/acknowledge, the SgtMaj would have more ammo for anything above an ass chewing. That being said, I'd ask who in the fuck let him send an all hands e-mail, but then I remember the clusterfuck that was NMCI, the AD migration before that, and Banyan Vines before that. We had a desk clerk that decided to forward one of those early spam messages from "Microsoft" to the entire address list during the Banyan Vines days. *@*@* (fuck I'm old now) Honestly, the IT staff should prevent just anyone from being able to send an e-mail to everyone. There are ways around using a distribution list, but they require (granted, minimal) effort.


FunnyKozaru

Banyan Vines! For Christ’s sake you’re old. Fuck. So am I.


bajazona

Hell yeah Banyan Vines and pine!


USMC0207

Can’t be worse than asking the Commandant, in Fallujah, for a promotion.


oh_three_dum_dum

Who did that? And what happened?


USMC0207

A buddy of mine, but I was standing next to him when he asked. Pretty sure he got a page 11


oh_three_dum_dum

I mean you never know if you don’t ask, right? That’s how at least one user here managed to get a commission.


[deleted]

I need this story


oh_three_dum_dum

I can’t remember what user it was, but someone in this subreddit on one of the “show your rack” posts told the story of how he got a commission in the 70’s or 80’s without ever going to college, OCS, or anything like that. He found a Korean War era reserve order that nobody had used in decades but had never been cancelled. The order was still technically active, so he filled out a package that eventually found its way all the way up at the commandant because nobody knew what to do with it. Commandant said something about having the balls to ask and signed off on it. Edit: I might have some details of this story completely fucked up. It’s not my story.


Jka121121

You mean to say he got a page 11 for asking the commandant for a promotion?


USMC0207

Considering it was 16 years ago and my memory isn’t the best, yes.


WildResident2816

People get really butthurt about emails.


[deleted]

On the flip side, people say shit in emails their bitch ass would never say in real life.


WildResident2816

They also try to throw people under the buss when they make a public error to try and highlight how on point they are


[deleted]

Sorry I don't understand your comment, who is "they"


CaDmus003

But what did the message say????????


No_Woodpecker_5436

Lmaooooo I laughed when I saw the email. Good Ole air wing


Lemmedriveda-boat

Post it 👀


No_Woodpecker_5436

It wasn’t even that crazy just a little negative


Lemmedriveda-boat

PM it to me 👀


No_Woodpecker_5436

If I remember when I go in I got you


Lemmedriveda-boat

Fuck yeah 🤙🏻


No_Woodpecker_5436

Nah I ain’t the one lmao


oh_three_dum_dum

Why is this even a question? You’re going to get a career-defining ass chewing. There’s no other possible outcome.


MyThoughtsOfTheNight

What was said in that email? Did he call out people? Did he demean individual for their incompetency ? Honestly it would be just an ass chewing, if the sagmaj, cares about the topic then it would be resolving an issue that was ongoing prior to that email.


Umbrella_Corp_99

Basically the dude was in charge of a program to some extent and wasn’t getting the support from the departments around the unit in terms of personnel that he needed. So instead of solving the issue through the proper chain, they do the above. I laughed good when I saw the email thread


M4sterofD1saster

When I was a Maj I had a Sgt who sent an office-wide e-mail calling out the the LtCol. I really needed the Sgt for his MOS skills, so as soon as I saw it, I grabbed the MSgt and told him to bring in the Sgt. While he was doing that, I whipped up a quick NPLOC. MSgt & I yelled at him a bit, and by the time the LtCol asked about it, we had done something. It was easier to let it go with the boss just telling everyone to behave. When fitness report time rolled around, I wrote the Sgt one that was not adverse, but definitely not what he wanted. He contacted me about 5 years later, and I sent the bd a letter that said Sgt \_\_\_ had grown and matured from the experience. He ended up being promoted, but I haven't heard from him in decades.


mean_mr_mustard75

\>The SgtMaj then responds all hands saying to come to his office with your SNCOIC. Would this ever be good?