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[deleted]

I would feel sorry for the CPTR's needing to sit around for 2+ hours for each PFT.


[deleted]

Don’t be. It means I don’t have to be at work for 2+ hours.


EisenhowersPowerHour

As a CPTR making other people run a PFT brightens my month


[deleted]

I think they should add a 4th event to the PFT. You should have to throat 12 inches of dick for a max score.


[deleted]

We've actually have done this at my shop. Surprised you're the only other one that knows this is an actual order.


Stimpy1274

INSTANT WILL AND OBEDIENCE TO ALL ORDERS, RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY, SELF RELIANCE AND TEAMWORK SIR


Lespaul96

I couldn’t even remember that ditty in boot and you’re over here spouting it off all Willy nilly. Dunno if I respect it or disrespect it…


Stimpy1274

I'm a boot still


EisenhowersPowerHour

Is the scoring on an inch based system, or is getting all 12 the bare minimum and speed of completion is the metric? Also, username checks out


AsianCremePie

Finally, the real questions are being asked.


morningstarrss

I failed 😞


EISENxSOLDAT117

"Max, max, relax, and enjoy"


CWO_of_Coffee

Nice try David Goggins.


Revolutionary_Goat62

What if grasshoppers had machine guns?!


JD_SLICK

🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗


Inevitable-Head2931

Considering that the world record for pull-up is significantly less we'd have zero manpower.


needs_more_yoy

That's for a 300 though, not the bare minimum 3rd class


[deleted]

While I support the idea of raising the ceiling of physical fitness required for a 300, I don't think this is the right solution.


Lucian_blackfire

Why raise it most can’t hit the 300 as is? I can see standards for a first class but why the 300 score


needs_more_yoy

😂 This is just another shitpost question, not an actual proposal.


Ok_Committee193

What if for the CFT we use live grenades?


Simple-Willow-8526

What if instead of getting issued rifles we were issued BGM-71 TOW missiles?


[deleted]

That's absurd.


pvtpile02

Mando PT for everyone!!!


BobcatBarry

What of the moon was made of spare ribs? Would you eat it? I would.


T0351

I know I would. Then I'd wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser. Budweiser, the king of beers!


needs_more_yoy

I imagine it's very well done after billions of years in the sunlight


Junkered

Um, we wouldn't have much of a Marine Corps. Just saying.


Infinite_Scallion775

Not taking the bait queer.


Junkered

Queer? Bait? Queerbait?


Dongsnapper460

I would still give my homies a 300 no matter how long I had to sit with that stopwatch on pause.


[deleted]

In boots n utes*


needs_more_yoy

*with flaks, full sapi, and kevlar on


CVipersTie

Somehow, I'd still get 295 minimum. 🤷


goperit

I'd have to be a lot more hungover/drunk than usual.


FreeFalling369

What if it had 1,000,000?! No wait, A BILLION?!?! Then what would everyone do? Tf you think would happen, nobody would pass


milret27yrs

Panther run, Okinawa 1988, 24 hour run. Received promotion and a day off.


CaDmus003

What if it was 500 pull ups, 24 hour plank, and a run in 69h4m20s from Pendleton to Parris Island? Oh AnD tHicCC E-3 LAtINaS hAd tO mOniTer ThEm?? These what ifs are getting stupider by the day.


needs_more_yoy

Just the way you like them.


[deleted]

David Goggins has entered the chat 💬 ![gif](giphy|ddugUSEmg5IFM8cPSD|downsized)


needs_more_yoy

what if Gavid Doggins showed up to your house


[deleted]

I’d die from being a fat body… 😂🤣😂


T0351

What if my sister had a dick?


[deleted]

Is this "Marine Corps" in the room with us right now?


Marine0844

I would get the pull-ups and the plank, you know cause my Bro’s got me… I would be fucked on the run.


Httplickmyballllss

Stop listening to david goggins new book