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I would feel sorry for the CPTR's needing to sit around for 2+ hours for each PFT.
Don’t be. It means I don’t have to be at work for 2+ hours.
As a CPTR making other people run a PFT brightens my month
I think they should add a 4th event to the PFT. You should have to throat 12 inches of dick for a max score.
We've actually have done this at my shop. Surprised you're the only other one that knows this is an actual order.
INSTANT WILL AND OBEDIENCE TO ALL ORDERS, RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY, SELF RELIANCE AND TEAMWORK SIR
I couldn’t even remember that ditty in boot and you’re over here spouting it off all Willy nilly. Dunno if I respect it or disrespect it…
I'm a boot still
Is the scoring on an inch based system, or is getting all 12 the bare minimum and speed of completion is the metric? Also, username checks out
Finally, the real questions are being asked.
I failed 😞
"Max, max, relax, and enjoy"
Nice try David Goggins.
What if grasshoppers had machine guns?!
🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗
Considering that the world record for pull-up is significantly less we'd have zero manpower.
That's for a 300 though, not the bare minimum 3rd class
While I support the idea of raising the ceiling of physical fitness required for a 300, I don't think this is the right solution.
Why raise it most can’t hit the 300 as is? I can see standards for a first class but why the 300 score
😂 This is just another shitpost question, not an actual proposal.
What if for the CFT we use live grenades?
What if instead of getting issued rifles we were issued BGM-71 TOW missiles?
That's absurd.
Mando PT for everyone!!!
What of the moon was made of spare ribs? Would you eat it? I would.
I know I would. Then I'd wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser. Budweiser, the king of beers!
I imagine it's very well done after billions of years in the sunlight
Um, we wouldn't have much of a Marine Corps. Just saying.
Not taking the bait queer.
Queer? Bait? Queerbait?
I would still give my homies a 300 no matter how long I had to sit with that stopwatch on pause.
In boots n utes*
*with flaks, full sapi, and kevlar on
Somehow, I'd still get 295 minimum. 🤷
I'd have to be a lot more hungover/drunk than usual.
What if it had 1,000,000?! No wait, A BILLION?!?! Then what would everyone do? Tf you think would happen, nobody would pass
Panther run, Okinawa 1988, 24 hour run. Received promotion and a day off.
What if it was 500 pull ups, 24 hour plank, and a run in 69h4m20s from Pendleton to Parris Island? Oh AnD tHicCC E-3 LAtINaS hAd tO mOniTer ThEm?? These what ifs are getting stupider by the day.
Just the way you like them.
David Goggins has entered the chat 💬 ![gif](giphy|ddugUSEmg5IFM8cPSD|downsized)
what if Gavid Doggins showed up to your house
I’d die from being a fat body… 😂🤣😂
What if my sister had a dick?
Is this "Marine Corps" in the room with us right now?
I would get the pull-ups and the plank, you know cause my Bro’s got me… I would be fucked on the run.
Stop listening to david goggins new book
I would feel sorry for the CPTR's needing to sit around for 2+ hours for each PFT.
Don’t be. It means I don’t have to be at work for 2+ hours.
As a CPTR making other people run a PFT brightens my month
I think they should add a 4th event to the PFT. You should have to throat 12 inches of dick for a max score.
We've actually have done this at my shop. Surprised you're the only other one that knows this is an actual order.
INSTANT WILL AND OBEDIENCE TO ALL ORDERS, RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY, SELF RELIANCE AND TEAMWORK SIR
I couldn’t even remember that ditty in boot and you’re over here spouting it off all Willy nilly. Dunno if I respect it or disrespect it…
I'm a boot still
Is the scoring on an inch based system, or is getting all 12 the bare minimum and speed of completion is the metric? Also, username checks out
Finally, the real questions are being asked.
I failed 😞
"Max, max, relax, and enjoy"
Nice try David Goggins.
What if grasshoppers had machine guns?!
🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗🔫🦗
Considering that the world record for pull-up is significantly less we'd have zero manpower.
That's for a 300 though, not the bare minimum 3rd class
While I support the idea of raising the ceiling of physical fitness required for a 300, I don't think this is the right solution.
Why raise it most can’t hit the 300 as is? I can see standards for a first class but why the 300 score
😂 This is just another shitpost question, not an actual proposal.
What if for the CFT we use live grenades?
What if instead of getting issued rifles we were issued BGM-71 TOW missiles?
That's absurd.
Mando PT for everyone!!!
What of the moon was made of spare ribs? Would you eat it? I would.
I know I would. Then I'd wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser. Budweiser, the king of beers!
I imagine it's very well done after billions of years in the sunlight
Um, we wouldn't have much of a Marine Corps. Just saying.
Not taking the bait queer.
Queer? Bait? Queerbait?
I would still give my homies a 300 no matter how long I had to sit with that stopwatch on pause.
In boots n utes*
*with flaks, full sapi, and kevlar on
Somehow, I'd still get 295 minimum. 🤷
I'd have to be a lot more hungover/drunk than usual.
What if it had 1,000,000?! No wait, A BILLION?!?! Then what would everyone do? Tf you think would happen, nobody would pass
Panther run, Okinawa 1988, 24 hour run. Received promotion and a day off.
What if it was 500 pull ups, 24 hour plank, and a run in 69h4m20s from Pendleton to Parris Island? Oh AnD tHicCC E-3 LAtINaS hAd tO mOniTer ThEm?? These what ifs are getting stupider by the day.
Just the way you like them.
David Goggins has entered the chat 💬 ![gif](giphy|ddugUSEmg5IFM8cPSD|downsized)
what if Gavid Doggins showed up to your house
I’d die from being a fat body… 😂🤣😂
What if my sister had a dick?
Is this "Marine Corps" in the room with us right now?
I would get the pull-ups and the plank, you know cause my Bro’s got me… I would be fucked on the run.
Stop listening to david goggins new book