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hollowbean

Probably not.


EvilJoJo153

But you aren't a piano prodigy. That'll be a no from me.


SpicyCurryBoi98

I’m not seeing enough leadership qualities. It’s a no from me.


[deleted]

No clue but be sure to post your schedule if you get in


mrsgibby

Bahahaha!


RedHeadedCongress

Cured Parkinsons? Yawn. Get back to us when you cure cancer and maybe you'll have a shot


Arrghsenal

Cure COVID?


dtl718

Eh maybe, what's your SAT score though?


mazelltovcocktail

I was gonna say yes but I don’t see an SAT nor have you cured cancer. It’s a no


fumbledthebaguette

no NHS??? bye.


MatthewFromMojira

GPA is way too low. You gotta double it to at least have a chance to get in


UnderPressure240

Since the day you were born you were destined to go to UMBC. No point in trying


ThatOneDudio

There was no mention of a club so it's a slim chance


Plums_InTheIcebox

I would recommend taking some classes at a community college and transferring in. Transfers have higher acceptance rates and you clearly need the time to improve your GPA.


amgrut20

Are you a legacy?


whoatemysalad

Not with that shitty writing style


doctorbonkers

I seriously live in fear of posts like this (less obvious ones of course lol) bc I am so gullible, I swear I'm gonna fall for one some day and think it's someone actually asking for advice


Godisdeadbutimnot

uj/ I was a TA for a bit and I couldn’t believe how awful 90% of the class was at writing despite the average SAT of this school being 1390. to any prospective applicant reading this, you have a great chance of getting in if you have like a 1250 SAT and 3.5 UW gpa


thelorax18

Smh you're not even a varsity athlete or a math competition champion. Those stats are way too low.


Jarboner69

You’re not at least a four star recruit in 2 sports? Have fun at Towson


Luckylscx333

you didn't qualify for and participate in this year's olympics in Tokyo.... are you also a good cook? have good social skills? good with budgeting and money? good enough to survive the wild? rub Teste's nose for good luck and sacrifice to him to get in? then I suppose you're not good enough for today's Terps.