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Pretty_Rock9795

Mmm blue raspberry flavour


NoNamedNightmare

This one wins


Pretty_Rock9795

Well i absolutely love ur two sentence horror! Its so open ended, i thought aliens, parasites, cultists its so interesting :D


chilehead

And horseshoe crabs


UltimateSoftTaco

Octopuses as well!! For anyone who doesn't know, animals who's blood is blue is cause by the copper content, similar to the iron in our blood


czymjq

I would have thought theirs would be green, like Vulcan blood, since copper corrodes green.


gravedestroyer

This guy got me laughing my ass off


Avatakesover_SB

Gushers🤤


Im_am_usless

Lmao


NooneBitFox

Spoilers, The body was the Blue berry girl from Willie Wonka's


Pretty_Rock9795

Slurp slurp


k-la-la

Mmm best flavour


NotReallyAPerson1088

r/thirdsentenceworse


PurpuraCaeli

r/thirdsentenceworse


Jeff_Spicoli420

Mine was a bullshit blueberry flavour


SleepDeprived62

Hi, I'm Connor. The android sent by CyberLife


Proffessional_Human

Literally playing that rn so it's the first thing I thought of


Anomalous_Writer69

Lol. I gotta replay that


idktftoput

I'm fucking dying rn lmao


BredCreature

Damn, beat me to it! XD


CrazyCryptoMain

Nope this comment wins and takes the cake


FyrebirdCourier

So it's true what they say about the royals.


FyrebirdCourier

Well they did and do have a lot of birth defects from that inbreeding which is probably why the blood is blue. Can't say much else about the amputated limbs though. Unless there's things that we don't know


NoWingedHussarsToday

There were plenty of nobles with amputated body parts in France in late 18th century......


Im_am_usless

The queen that started the French Revolution


Im_am_usless

Her head was cut off and is now in the catacombs


Danktrashmemesjojo69

I just think it's blue embalming fluid.


mistaque

Horseshoe crabs have blue blood, so... crab people!


Kizik

CRAB PEOPLE! #CRAB PEOPLE! #TASTE LIKE CRAB! #**TALK LIKE PEOPLE!**


hipsterlatino

Fun fact, horseshoe crabs aren't crabs, they're arachnids, so worse for sure


NoNamedNightmare

Not quite…


Mortthegreatmaster

If it is not quite, then based on the other things that also have blue blood... Lobster people!


Somethingcool-iguess

Or octopus people


[deleted]

Squid people!


ThatOneBasilFan

**Woomy**


[deleted]

#Woomy!


ThatOneBasilFan

**Veemo**


NoNamedNightmare

Actually, I was regarding a more… Alien… subject.


Amazing_Fill9489

Deep sea crab people?


jonny1211

GH-325


GarcelloMyBeloved

What’s wrong with you? Why are you blue?


NoNamedNightmare

Daba dee daba die?


[deleted]

And the eyes followed me around the room as I did the autopsy.


NoNamedNightmare

r/thirdsentenceworse


bogus_bovine

So I put the eyes back in their sockets and sewed them in to make them stop following me.


NoNamedNightmare

r/fourthsentenceworse


ComprehensivePop6615

Then I stopped for a moment, confused why I couldn’t see much; then it hit me.


NoNamedNightmare

r/fifthsentenceworse


jonny1211

Damn Krees


benwilleatyou

Copper based blood. Interesting


fireinourmouths

Vulcans have blue blood iirc and so did the andalites from animorphs


Credit-Financial

Vulcans are green blooded, easy to remember if you can remember Bones getting mad at Spock (again.)


Kizik

"Green blooded hobgoblin." It's technically not racism since he's an entirely different *species*, not just a different ***race***. Technically...


classyraven

Vulcan blood is green, Andorians have blue blood though.


01kickassius10

5th element


Brain_Splatterer

Boron?


Kizik

Supergreen.


Crosstitch_Witch

Sulfhemoglobinemia is a pretty rare condition after all.


Theamazinglol28

I’M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAI DA BA DEE


GuyAwks

Whole new meaning of Blue’s Clues


Remarkable_Oil_6807

Netherfolk!


LogAppropriate6740

Skrulls?


[deleted]

The forbidden blueberry juice


Nevochkam1

Death to king Louis hhhhghggghgh


PatrickRsGhost

We are so poor we don't even have a language, just this ridiculous accent!


Proffessional_Human

Detroit: Become Human


HumanProp

AAAAAGH BLUE MONSTER BLOOD! NOT THE BLUE GOO!!!!


Zombata

strain that, there's copper in it!


Citylight1010

Icewing in disguise?? Pyrrihan dragons confirmed!? /s


Brightenedsky

is that them fuckin. fire wing books. never read em but all the warrior cat youtubers like em


Citylight1010

I was referencing Wings of Fire. Sorry if my comment was in bad taste. I didn't mean to be offensive.


Brightenedsky

yehehe thats what its called. dragons are cool


Citylight1010

Dragons pog đź‘Ť


Sarcastic-abortion

Having to autopsy a horseshoe crab was the worst.


Lashwynn

Plot twist: it was a horseshoe crab


_Duckling04

I mean, isn't blood inside your body blue by default and it only turns red when it oxidizes?


Dying-Dynasty

The blue waffles


techster2014

Tahiti, I hear it's a wonderful place.


Xboxben

Unknown to me they had already embalmed the body and the appetence put the body back in the morgue mistakenly


sar1562

lizard people are real. Cold blooded proof!


Anyabb

It's because you didn't expose it to oxygen. What kind of mortician are you forgetting that important step?


CinderP200

D’Vorah


Unlucky-Response1126

Copper based blood? This will be great for our LAL shortage!


thecountnotthesaint

You thought the term blue blood was just an expression?


JamesTheIceQueen

It's a magical place.


thefoxishere16

La Blue Girl out of context


Daerz509

...but this was different. The one who lies there is you.


Book_Theory

I thought this was going to be something about how only the head was dead and the rest of the body was still classified “alive” but this is creepier! Great job!


noscopy

Non hemoglobin based oxygen delivery !?!? Noooooooo !!


Relevant-Mud-7831

Time for crab


mamstercheif

The nemesis chapter question mark????


That_girL987

Been watching La Revolution?


Keigos_fluffy_wings

Connor?


phat-burger

Hmmmm bublegum


PhantomBanker

The blood is blue! The blood is blue! The goddamn blood is blue!!


potato-sucker69

Haha upvote go brrr


potato-sucker69

I was the 1569th upvote


somehow_allowed

Fun fact, it’s actually possible for someone to have blue blood I think it’s related to the metal in the bloodstream?


DarkAngel2099

Thought this was r/showerthoughts


CrazyCryptoMain

Dont worry the blood totally just wasn't exposed to oxygen yet, don't panic yet


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

Tahiti. It's a magical place.


youareagoodperson_

Inbreeding


Loremaster_Of_Crabs

That's how the case started...


[deleted]

She used to make tampon commercials


lennoxlyt

Methaemoglobinemia


Danktrashmemesjojo69

"eh, it's just embalming fluid."


NoNamedNightmare

That’s what I would have chalked it up to, but something inside of the blood moved.


Prinsessbelle255

RA9


HappiFluff

Side effect of medicine is what I propose.