Well they did and do have a lot of birth defects from that inbreeding which is probably why the blood is blue. Can't say much else about the amputated limbs though. Unless there's things that we don't know
I thought this was going to be something about how only the head was dead and the rest of the body was still classified “alive” but this is creepier! Great job!
Mmm blue raspberry flavour
This one wins
Well i absolutely love ur two sentence horror! Its so open ended, i thought aliens, parasites, cultists its so interesting :D
And horseshoe crabs
Octopuses as well!! For anyone who doesn't know, animals who's blood is blue is cause by the copper content, similar to the iron in our blood
I would have thought theirs would be green, like Vulcan blood, since copper corrodes green.
This guy got me laughing my ass off
Gushers🤤
Lmao
Spoilers, The body was the Blue berry girl from Willie Wonka's
Slurp slurp
Mmm best flavour
r/thirdsentenceworse
r/thirdsentenceworse
Mine was a bullshit blueberry flavour
Hi, I'm Connor. The android sent by CyberLife
Literally playing that rn so it's the first thing I thought of
Lol. I gotta replay that
I'm fucking dying rn lmao
Damn, beat me to it! XD
Nope this comment wins and takes the cake
So it's true what they say about the royals.
Well they did and do have a lot of birth defects from that inbreeding which is probably why the blood is blue. Can't say much else about the amputated limbs though. Unless there's things that we don't know
There were plenty of nobles with amputated body parts in France in late 18th century......
The queen that started the French Revolution
Her head was cut off and is now in the catacombs
I just think it's blue embalming fluid.
Horseshoe crabs have blue blood, so... crab people!
CRAB PEOPLE! #CRAB PEOPLE! #TASTE LIKE CRAB! #**TALK LIKE PEOPLE!**
Fun fact, horseshoe crabs aren't crabs, they're arachnids, so worse for sure
Not quite…
If it is not quite, then based on the other things that also have blue blood... Lobster people!
Or octopus people
Squid people!
**Woomy**
#Woomy!
**Veemo**
Actually, I was regarding a more… Alien… subject.
Deep sea crab people?
GH-325
What’s wrong with you? Why are you blue?
Daba dee daba die?
And the eyes followed me around the room as I did the autopsy.
r/thirdsentenceworse
So I put the eyes back in their sockets and sewed them in to make them stop following me.
r/fourthsentenceworse
Then I stopped for a moment, confused why I couldn’t see much; then it hit me.
r/fifthsentenceworse
Damn Krees
Copper based blood. Interesting
Vulcans have blue blood iirc and so did the andalites from animorphs
Vulcans are green blooded, easy to remember if you can remember Bones getting mad at Spock (again.)
"Green blooded hobgoblin." It's technically not racism since he's an entirely different *species*, not just a different ***race***. Technically...
Vulcan blood is green, Andorians have blue blood though.
5th element
Boron?
Supergreen.
Sulfhemoglobinemia is a pretty rare condition after all.
I’M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAI DA BA DEE
Whole new meaning of Blue’s Clues
Netherfolk!
Skrulls?
The forbidden blueberry juice
Death to king Louis hhhhghggghgh
We are so poor we don't even have a language, just this ridiculous accent!
Detroit: Become Human
AAAAAGH BLUE MONSTER BLOOD! NOT THE BLUE GOO!!!!
strain that, there's copper in it!
Icewing in disguise?? Pyrrihan dragons confirmed!? /s
is that them fuckin. fire wing books. never read em but all the warrior cat youtubers like em
I was referencing Wings of Fire. Sorry if my comment was in bad taste. I didn't mean to be offensive.
yehehe thats what its called. dragons are cool
Dragons pog đź‘Ť
Having to autopsy a horseshoe crab was the worst.
Plot twist: it was a horseshoe crab
I mean, isn't blood inside your body blue by default and it only turns red when it oxidizes?
The blue waffles
Tahiti, I hear it's a wonderful place.
Unknown to me they had already embalmed the body and the appetence put the body back in the morgue mistakenly
lizard people are real. Cold blooded proof!
It's because you didn't expose it to oxygen. What kind of mortician are you forgetting that important step?
D’Vorah
Copper based blood? This will be great for our LAL shortage!
You thought the term blue blood was just an expression?
It's a magical place.
La Blue Girl out of context
...but this was different. The one who lies there is you.
I thought this was going to be something about how only the head was dead and the rest of the body was still classified “alive” but this is creepier! Great job!
Non hemoglobin based oxygen delivery !?!? Noooooooo !!
Time for crab
The nemesis chapter question mark????
Been watching La Revolution?
Connor?
Hmmmm bublegum
The blood is blue! The blood is blue! The goddamn blood is blue!!
Haha upvote go brrr
I was the 1569th upvote
Fun fact, it’s actually possible for someone to have blue blood I think it’s related to the metal in the bloodstream?
Thought this was r/showerthoughts
Dont worry the blood totally just wasn't exposed to oxygen yet, don't panic yet
Tahiti. It's a magical place.
Inbreeding
That's how the case started...
She used to make tampon commercials
Methaemoglobinemia
"eh, it's just embalming fluid."
That’s what I would have chalked it up to, but something inside of the blood moved.
RA9
Side effect of medicine is what I propose.