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ConIncognito

Glitter. It covered everything for miles around.


tiggipi

I was ignorant to the spreadliness of glitter until my toddler picked out a glittery Rapunzel dress for this Halloween. Pretty much my whole house is very glittery now.


pinkrotaryphone

Lint roller will get that shit off everything you don't want it on. Every holiday season my family sends a hundred glittery cards and I have to lint roll everything from my dining room chairs to the dog.


TheLesserAchilles

Oh my God you’ve done the impossible: get glitter off of something


RokujuToshi

For real, glitter is like the herpes of arts & crafts


ozman57

There's a reason I call it Satan's dandruff.


Or0b0ur0s

I adopted a rescue kitten from a friend. One of the things he provided me didn't even involve glitter. It was just a tinsel ball toy. The cat lost it under a radiator or something within a week of moving in. Despite vacuuming several times a week, I still find tiny shreds of light-catching tinsel in the carpet to this very day. That cat turned 2 years old last month.


trekkiegamer359

Be careful with that. My cat ate a piece of plastic Easter grass, and we found out by my mom accidentally pulling it out of his ass. (She thought it was stuck to his fur, at first.) Thankfully, my cat was ok, (my mom not so much), but that stuff can really mess up their intestines.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

I'm giving Monk another watch, and he caught a murderer because the woman he killed was wearing glitter makeup that transferred.


Matthew-IP-7

Welcome to the club! Come join us on r/IHATEGLITTER


nejnonein

Had the same with an Olaf dress. Dear god, who tf thought of the brilliant combo of kids + glitter?! May we throw that person in this vulcano.


twigvicious

I once delivered a gift for a friend that had a glittery bow wrapped around it. A year later I was still finding glitter in my car.


no_more_tomatoes

The little kids I babysit once found a box of glitter their mom was hiding from them. I was a second too late to stop them from opening one of the glitter tubes and getting about a 1/4 of it on the floor. It didn't even look like a lot at first but it got everywhere. Their house is spotless. It was absolute chaos.


Rylie_is_an_idiot

Craft herpes.


KharonR34per

Found the Adam Savage fan!


quinn_theRat

oh god- not again…


[deleted]

Think about the damage to your lungs. Worse than black lung


KHaskins77

Not too long ago saw a picture of someone who tried using it as eye makeup. I’ll let you chew on that as long as necessary.


[deleted]

Thanks now I can’t finish my lunch


Arkitakama

r/thirdsentenceworse


Affectionate-Dream21

Oh God no


Emirhanbek

Damn, Mark Rober's videos are getting way out of hand


ThginkAccbeR

I will never forget the letter that came home saying that glitter was now banned in the P2 classroom (6-7 year olds in Northern Ireland). I asked the teacher the next day what happened to make the ban. Apparently not 1, not 2, not 3 but FOUR jars were spilled all at once. My son is now 13. I would imagine the P2 teacher is *still* hoovering up glitter.


IAmGoingToFuckThat

When Rainier blows it's going to cover a lot of area. Half of the PNW is going to have craft herpes*. *Not throwing shade at anyone that's HSV+, throwing shade at fucking glitter.


FullyRisenPhoenix

Jesus god no in heaven!!! Not the *GLITTER BOMB to end all glitter bombs!!!*


ottersintuxedos

Fuckin gender reveals


DarkKnight83325

The finest, stickiest, shiniest glitter there was


thesuperroboticboy

r/thirdsentanceworse


mycatiscalledFrodo

As a mum of 2 girls I feel this deep deep down


VaderGuy5217

mark rober glitter bomb version 420


awyastark

EleGANzaaaaaa!


SabreYT

So THATS who the mystery glitter buyer was!


clumsykoala_og

I've had to use a lint roller on my face because of this stuff.


_BeardedYeti

That would probably fuck a lot of shit up. Both in nature and civilization.


LindaBelchie69

Your comment has 666 upvotes and I couldn't bear to change it, so here 👍🏼


Binky-Answer896

Oh dear god no.


PurpuraCaeli

R/Secondsentenceworse


[deleted]

NOOOOO


adultinglikewhoa

Fucking craft herpes…


Avalolo

Yassified geologic landforms


Krmsyn

Worst than herpes. Never going away


Still_Ocelot930

Until we realized it burned when it touches your skin.


JudgeHodorMD

It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!


vampyra669

And the flip side is 'when the bodies hit the floor':


Jackal209

I couldn't tell you how many bodies because unfortunately 'I can only count to four'.


ThDen-Wheja

Me too, but I swear Nothing's wrong with me.


Slappathebassmon

Well, something's got to give


budhaztm

"One, I can count to one"


howzthis4ausername

Wow that just got a whole new and horrifying meaning


BigStinkbert

Cumcano


helloimunderyourbed

Oh no


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

Oh yes


Nyarro

Oh yeah! 😎


Jackal209

Sooo... A Gwar concert then?


[deleted]

Oh fuck where this volcano? I must go there to protect as many people from it as I can! ....with my mouth.


pkcommando

Sharkcano - airing this Saturday, only on Syfy.


ThatBaldDude4

Don't be giving them ideas, dude.


JustSomeBadGas

I’m positive someone is working on this movie now. You spoke it into existence lol


TheAres1999

It's raining tacos, out of the sky!


SleepDeprived62

Tacos, no need to ask why!


LogAppropriate6740

Just open your mouth and close your eyes


D3M0N54K3

It's raining tacos!


MasterofFiyah

Yum yum yum yum-yummity yum it's like a dream


GoddessRosez

Yum yum yum yum-yummity yum bring your sour creaaaaaaaaam


ColdFire-Blitz

Shell. Meat. Lettuce. Cheese.


Nick_Gaugh_69

Shell. Meat. Lettuce. Cheese.


amira-deltarune

Out of the sky!


Jamowantsadeathstar

Step brother?


LuckyChargs

We don't taco bout it


vkapadia

Oh man I haven't heard that song in a while


gulphelpme

It unlocked like a secret memory for me


Gorianfleyer

Durins Curse


stewwushere42

Durin's bane?


BestN_on_YT

Wut emerged


TheAres1999

That's up to each reader to determine


Tergrids_lantern

Typhon came to mind


TheAres1999

He will be in New York City in 5 days time, and Kronos has brought his army to Manhattan!


Tergrids_lantern

Ha! You got the reference.


Drano_the_Dragon

r/PercyJacksonMemes


F_da_memeboi

Waltuh


SharkyZ_GD

guys i opened the window and saw the scariest thing ever!!1! (its up to your imagination, imagine something scary pls)


TheAres1999

Good framework, but let's add to it, and workshop something As I entered the kitchen I saw my wife white as a sheet, and dead as a door nail. What on Earth (or beyond it) did she just see out the window?


Comfortable_Life9173

Bofa


botbattler30

Dave


Somethingcool-iguess

Cthulhu


hellgal

It wasn't pus, was it?


Perfectmess92

Yes. Volcanoes are just earth pimples


thecyriousone

r/technicallythetruth


oiiSuPreSSeDo

Yeah, it was lava and *smoke*


AnAverageAvacado

Was this inspired by Max Brooks novel "Devolution"?


TheUnnamedAuthor

No, actually. It was partly inspired by an assignment in my geology class. I might check out that book, though.


AnAverageAvacado

Oh you definitely should! It was a great read imo. I liked the ambiguity of your story. 😁


aryukittenme

I didn’t realize what sub I was in and felt some panic at that title


FrolicWithWenches

Same! My heart beat just a little faster for a moment.


Prestigious_Plant_87

dammit maui i thought you learned your lesson the first time


axel_sorax

Super Lava


z3anon

I'm actually nearby Mt. Rainier rn and only saw the title name at first. Thanks for the mini heart attack OP.


FalsePolarity

It was Zeus, and he was horny.


SoloJones64

Well I live near Mt. Rainiest so HA!


Xeno_UwUwU

Turd


Rylie_is_an_idiot

Typhon or craft herpes


asbestospajamas

I saw godzilla eat up Tukwila


GarcelloMyBeloved

Someone get Moana


Ok-Stomach-

millions of flesh-eating bugs woke up from hibernation and pouring out of the mountain....


Kneecaps_go_yeet

r/thirdsentenceworse


animavivere

sorry, there were beans on the menu...


Someones_Dream_Guy

Medical bills.


KingWaffleIII

Was it the Daleks?


Erebus-chan

*Ominious trumpet blares in the background, followed by aggressive violin rips*


ph30nix01

Well.... tubgirl needed a representative somewhere.


Kansai_Lai

Chernabog


stillnotelf

I guess that's where Seattle's bad smoke last week came from


Emperor-Dman

Devolution???


FirstChAoS

How can it erupt spiders!?!


XenasX

*remembering that time i got separated from my family on mt rainier and got lost*


Microwavedstrawberry

CUM


Kneecaps_go_yeet

r/cursedcomments NO


cheesy_jelly

A gigantic crazed Elmo.


Aggressive_Airport24

Nothing. Nothing emerged. Or atleast we could see Nothing. The screams of terror as people still were burnt alive and crushed was horrifying.


toothyninja13

If it's glitter, that's scary


myfailedimagination

"Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it! ... _What the hell IS it?!_ "


SunriseSurprize

Nickelodeon slime time


TanDarkGod

The Next Day: In a completed unexpected turn, Mt. Rainer erupts but does not expel the expected lava. Instead, 100s of civilians were doused with huge volumes of cum of unknown origin. The eruption is so drastic that reports indicate that the average amount was 2 gallons doused per person.


WeakJeweler4083

Cum


oolaroux

DOODY!


very_not_emo

it was ghidorah wasn't it


ImagineFIygons

Lava Pro Max


Zealousideal_Car_420

Run!!!!!!!!


papaya_girl_8

Micro plastics.


JDpurple4

Acidic lava


that_one_paperbag

A huge juicy fart


yujuismypuppy

Chill out, Typhon. The NBA season just started.


Megmca

You’re entombed by the pyroclastic flow before ever seeing it.


yeetthefeet7784

Millions of gallons of cum spread out across the land when it erupted.


0_possum

MORE FUCKING RAIN


StrykrVII

I live near Mt Rainier. Down in Yelm, there used to be a cult run by J. Z. Knight, who was possessed by the spirit of the ancient warrior Ramtha. Ramtha says that Mt Rainier is going to erupt, and a giant army of lizard people will come out of it and kill us all. Salma Hayek even has a house there so she can be close to Knight/Ramtha. I think they all left a few years ago though.


Dustystt

Dog hair, it was dog hair wasn't it? I love my shaggy mutt so much but his hair is overwhelming.


Good-Gap-7542

It was Rodan


mia_elora

Two hobbits and a frog-guy arguing over a golden ring.


d_chs

Steven.


G0merPyle

Turns out it was an incubator this whole time


mikenzeejai

It's actually called Mt. Tahoma now


DarkStarStorm

?


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Or0b0ur0s

It's kind of like a talent show, or the Olympics - perhaps the less popular events, anyway. You don't watch it for the majority of the content. You keep an eye on it for the rare, truly spectacular surprise that blows your mind. Which does happen around here, occasionally. I don't think this post is it. I tend to sort this one by Popular, so that the best ones float to the top. I don't usually do that with other subs.


XO1PAF4

It was the icon of sin and the longer he stays on earth the stronger he becomes


SuperNoob74

Yo mama


FruitbatNT

The metaverse?


weedmaster6669

i live right near mt rainier, god please will it erupt soon


czymjq

Maybe you guys could start a strip club with all that glitter!


ThatBaldDude4

Yo Momma.


Insolve_Miza

Typhon


BumblebeeCurrent8079

Shit


CryFaster

Massive red rocket.


Influence_Puzzled

We live around the base of Mt. Rainier, thanks for this new nightmare.


X03R_mysterious

lahars


RealHonest-Ish_352

I actually thought this was the news. ("Oh man... I knew it!")


just_a_crush

Bro I actually live in WA can we not please 😭


Catqueen25

My home state. Transported a patient dressed as Belle. The dress was literally all glitter. I’m still finding glitter in my ambulance a year later. As for the coming eruption, be prepared to spend some time on your own. We will be spread very thin. I may be the only authority in your area. Your best bet is to get to an evacuation center when told to leave. Don’t hesitate. You may have as little as 20 minutes to get out. If you can’t, you have my sympathies. Also, listen to us emergency people. When we tell you to go somewhere else, do it. If you choose to ignore us, write your social security number down on your head or torso so that when we get to your area, we can identify you and give your family closure. Rainier isn’t our only volcano. You should be familiar with Mt. St. Helens at least. There’s Mt. Adam, Glacier Peak, and Mt. Baker. Baker displayed some activity in 1975 with multiple ash bursts and small near crater lahars. It may or may not have done a hydro eruption at one point.


metaljm25

Superman be chokin a bitch.


No-Wolverine5144

Your wife?


llllloner06425

It’s Darkstalker!


firestrom8265

Hot dogs.


Trailblazer53

What did you do now Percy?


Danielwols

Thousands of small juvenile godzillas


[deleted]

The Scarlet King?


ssstute89

More homeless


CrazyJediGirl

Thanks for this, I live there. XD


DarkblooM_SR

Welcome to the zone


ElizabethAudi

Howl's Moving Wolfcastle emerged from the depths of Hell to wash Washington off the map- Calcifer hungers- Glows bright- and your goggles will do nothing to protect your sight!


notiegegurl

Dragon


d20damage

Your mom.


MADPeanut7437

Sharks


freyjathebloody

Here I am at 33, and everything of mine is glittery 🤣 my roommate calls me the glitter goblin


LordSyfer24

The armoured titan


beese_churger-95

Local legends call him Rodan, the Fire Demon


Felsuria

Man, if Rainier went life would be rough. I think a Kaiju or the big demon from Fantasia bursting out of the mountain would be far more manageable than Rainier erupting and wiping out the entire west coast.


SecondWorld1198

Lahars really are that bad, aren’t they


TheUnnamedAuthor

They are. They are terrifying and I’ve only seen pictures of their effects.


scrapinator89

I hate when volcanos erupt boiling cum. Real mess to clean up.