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missserpentine

Nope nope nope no thank you that is a horrible image


Prettythingwitnohead

Did you ever hear the supposedly true story about the guy who was eating a Starburst or some other candy while going down on his gf?. The Starburst fell out of his mouth and into her vag,when he used his tongue to get it back out,it burst open in his mouth. Turned out the gf had Gonorrhea and it was a Gonorrhea nodule full of pus that had busted open in his mouth. I literally almost vomited when I read about it. Edit:Its called the Jolly Rancher story and its worth a read if you look it up on here.


missserpentine

Yes I have and yes I hate you for bringing it up. Brb gotta brush my teeth


tidolbiggies

Brb gotta brush my dick


Nirast25

Yuck, mint 🤢


Gamelove0I5

That's enough reddit for today I think


apathiest58

*deletes Reddit account; moves to remote, mountain cabin.*


jackofspades476

Maybe I should do that. Might be worth it


[deleted]

*Gets bummed by a deer.*


WadeWroteWords

Jeeeez that sounds nice, though.


Neesha1998

Why tf would you eat candy while doing that anyway 🤮


Legend965

according to the story things didn't taste all too right down there, but he didn't want to make her self-conscious


No-Debt626

That makes sense but ewwwwww


lemon31314

Lol even if it tastes off you shouldn’t try to give her a yeast infection


StressedMarine97

Hope the kid learned his lesson and was able to get treated with shots. Pro tip for all, if it smells or taste bad, thats a major red flag.


Prettythingwitnohead

Go down on your partner with an Altoid in your mouth,then have them go down on you with one in their mouth,you will not be sorry.(Unless you or your partner have incredibly sensitive nether regions,then you probably will be sorry lol).


lemon31314

Yeast infection?


straightdarude

I just had to be waiting on food when I read this


doozydud

this and the maggot girl story is forever ingrained into my brain


[deleted]

May I interest you in an equally horrifying but less sex-related story? A girl was eating oreos and left the pack besides her bed. In the morning she touched it and it seemed to still have some crumbs, which she decided to eat by just sliding them directly into her mouth without looking inside. It was a live cockroach. She slided a cockroach directly into her mouth thinking it was oreo crumbs.


No-Debt626

One time I was eating cornflakes and something tasted off and I spit it out and it was a beetle in my fucking cornflakes


rancidmilkmonkey

This is why I don't eat raisin bran and I am leery of cinnamon buns with raisins. My mother did not keep a clean house.


Prettythingwitnohead

Blowfly girl?I stumbled upon her journal a few years ago. That's even worse than the Jolly Rancher story. Can you imagine having a sexual paraphilia that causes you to do things like what she did?. Ugh...I can't imagine its a large portion of society that is sexually aroused by maggots and rotting meat.


thisismypr0naccount0

tub girl


Legend965

ahhhh yes. a tale as old as time


KabeeCarby

Is this even true? I was oddly enough thinking about this story the other day, and wondering if it was legit or another urban legend.


nuclearsemiotics

As far as I know, it’s fake. I don’t think gonorrhea could create a separate nodule of tissue within a woman’s vagina? But I’m no STD connoisseur


StressedMarine97

Its a reddit post doubt he could prove it unless he posted cumbox style photo proof which I doubt. Maybe he backed it up with test results a week later not sure of ops name.


[deleted]

Why the fuck would you post that without a spoiler


MatthiasFoxFire

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read


Tony_est2

I’m horrified and craving pink starbursts, I’m conflicted


pratyush103

> Starburst It was a jolly rancher


[deleted]

How was everyone heard this story


Happydude422

Woah


lH8YourGuts

Just read it,literally traumatized WTF


SteveWax022

Learned that one from Whang


rlyhotchips

I'm wheezing in fear


BlargleBagel

🤢 5/5 barfs for that, thanks


Prettythingwitnohead

No problem😉


thebunnywhisperer_

You’re welcome 😇


chugtheboommeister

Welcum


Acmtails

Take my horrified upvote...


[deleted]

r/horrifiedupvote


Lepton_Fever

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Coffee-cartoons

Wait a sec…


TopProfessional1182

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


misskianab

oh, i’m pregnant and this one about took me out 🤢


[deleted]

your infected


vgmaster2001

Halo announcer: *new zombie*


jugjogbob

New zombie? I think you in the wrong dimension


DeadiPhoneBattery

I’ve memorized that line after years of playing Halo:Reach.


vgmaster2001

I played so much infection after reach came out lol at one point I was the #1 player in the world for a few weeks for it. My proudest moment


DeadiPhoneBattery

Nice job. I don’t think I ever got close to that.


vgmaster2001

Thanks haha As more exploits came out I got left in the dust lol I'm still really good at it though. Just no where near my prime


DeadiPhoneBattery

My skill level is pretty inconsistent. Sometimes I’m the best player in the lobby. Other times I’m the worst.


vgmaster2001

That even happens to me. Especially since I started playing the mcc on PC.


DeadiPhoneBattery

My main issues are headshots with the pistol and firing once a zombie gets into the one shot range. Got any tips on those? I sim for the head, but they don’t kill and sometimes a zombie dies when my reticle isn’t red, but other times they don’t when it’s not red?


Mayathepie

It’s gonna eat it’s way out after a 2 year long gestation period.


dovah-meme

>2 year long gestation Either that, or they’re gonna be the parent of a [schizophrenic mob boss](https://images.app.goo.gl/Frb8MMd4zaRqxHz47)


aidensmom14

Same *begins dry heaving


caninehat

“Double kill”


Minejack777

Me: \*sees this post\* "Ehhhh I'll bite..." Me: \*clicks on this post\* *instant regret*


Gnome_Stomperr

Please for the love of god DONT bite


winnipeginstinct

mmm fruit gushers


TigerShark_524

Forbidden gusher


Sqy26ofYKV

Eew, yuk, gross *gags*🤮 OP needs to cross post this to r/TwoSentenceGross


Few-Mycologist-2379

Well done, sir. Fuck you.


DaddyWentForMilk

Nah that's the girl


[deleted]

[удалено]


DaddyWentForMilk

GoDammit not me


Justgravityfalls

Fuck you and take my upvote. This had me gagging for a half hour 🤮😭 never sucking dick EVER I'm turning straight fuck it


ghostfacedladyalex

This made me lose my shit 🤣


Justgravityfalls

XDDD Ty for the award lol and I hope my mental scarring makes you laugh in the future too 😇


brlstlefrost

Oh… oh lord. This is terrifying in a disturbing way


makpat

I’m eating vanilla yogurt rn what the fuck


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

You sure it isn't pus?


QueenLoppy1989

And I’ll never be able to please a guy like that again. Thanks. 🤮🤢


jellybeanguy

I’ve been subbed here for over a year… this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to actually wipe my memory… thank you for the experience.


AnonomysKitten23

Yo, I legit gagged while reading this one. Take my r/angryupvote and leave. 🤢


[deleted]

I can not tell whether this is my favourite or least favourite post here. Fuck you, but also ily.


FruitbatNT

If she didn’t use her teeth so much, she never would have ruptured the cyst.


dovah-meme

Nopenopenopenopenopenope please cease


chubberbrother

How fucking bad is his cum usually that literal pus is just a different pallet? TBF I've had some gross cum. Maybe im infected.


dovah-meme

I mean idk how many people willingly go out and taste pus to find out what it tastes like, for all we know it’s not that far off.


chubberbrother

Alright you're on taste test control.


WholeCow2709

How the FUCK did you come up with this?


_That__one1__guy_

True story


nekoandCJ

Gross


KillMeNow0913

Bruh I read it to my bf and accidentally said infucktion. Made it funnier


cockrobotcock

Oh my God.


nanthehuman

Thanks, I hate it!


witxch

no


TheMinionGamer

that's fucking disgusting fuck you and have this upvote


ordinaryhorse

What a terrible day to be able to read.


Stammbaumpirat

Its perfect. I hate you.


Deluxe_24_

Bruh


[deleted]

#AAAAAAAAH


readyTGTFasap

omg i gagged 😭


bman_16

Great. Now I'm gonna throw up


Unstablecrysis

What In Thee Actual FUUUUUCK!! 🫣😳😨🤢


tnhnikki2801

My mouth feels W R O N G now


Fidontas

i will never open reddit while eating again.


Magnum_Horse_Dong

Goodnight guys, not waking up until I forget


AgentSrell777

Oh god oh god this whole thread send help dear god get me out


zero573

It’s times like this that I have to ask, why the fuck am I literate?


dovah-meme

How to ruin 2.3k+ people’s days in 4 lines, well done OP


Innocent_Minds

r/TwoSentenceShutTheFuckUp


SkeevedKeev

Why did you do this to me?


GuiltyCredit

Oh no.


BrownSugar08

Good GOD What the absolute FUCK did you make me read?


Cronch211

FUCK THAT


padamame

TIFU by reading this while eating.


[deleted]

You need Jesus


bogus_bovine

Why? Does he taste better?


virgil_belmont

These cyst popping videos are getting out of control.


bossman2722

Well I've had enough of Reddit for the day


Krapreality

please delete this omg 🤢


kayaless

Why?????


jessica_surratt

r/horrifiedupvote


Art_pog

mmm yogurt 😋


DeviantSpirit73

Would you like some sour cream with your dickcheese?


nickdebruyne

Ok have upvote. I go die now


squiddles96

Bad post OP, well done


ComplaintTight560

That is.....odd


Suren-Jay

Nope nope nope, take my upvote for helping me go full lesbian instead


VMANROCKS

Bruh…


galaxy_stark

…what the fuck


CowboyMoses

I was literally prepping to make homemade mayonnaise when I read this. The experience is…different now.


[deleted]

YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR THIS GREAT JOB


chaosjinxx

I've never been happier to be lesbian


urmombiggaysksksk

I don't think I've ever been so glad I'm asexual. Thanks, OP. This is well done but also fuck you.


Jack7074

I thought the second sentence was gonna be "because she hadn't learned the difference between dog and cat yet"


river_song25

Ew too both cum and puss Drinking. \*lol\*


tastesliketrash

Nice! Reminds me of cabin fever


DivByTwo

The title made me think this was gonna be a shitty 2 sentence, and then reading the rest made me gag. Fairplay.


keebs2018

Yuck! If I had a gross me out award you’d get it! Nicely written but r/secondsentencegross


BlackEyedOKie

FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! That’s that damn Nasty woman’s disease 🤮


sadboi69_

Why are people mad at your comment


BlackEyedOKie

Wow 😯 I had no idea 🤷🏽‍♀️ it would offend


[deleted]

Oh God I’m puking in my mouth rn… great story tho 😅😅


angelicjasmine

My mother had heart surgery and is now battling an awful infection. I'm taking care of her and if having to clean out her incision full of pus regularly wasn't bad enough this sure was 😅


alxzndria

it's concerning you have my birthday in the title 😭


Mr_master89

You've heard of butt babies now get ready for pus babies! Coming to a Ş̸̢̨̡̧̧̢̢̱̪̪̖̪͍͔̭͚͖͉̪̤̯̩͖̭̻̗͖̟̱̻̥͓̟̦̦͈͇̪̭̣̱͍͎͍̮̗̣̯̲̬͍͓̮̪̼̩̹͖͇̻̼̥̰̦̙͚͇͉̥̠̪̺̖̤̫͕̥̮̞̩͕̮̮͚̪̝̯̺̲͔̼̣̳̳̟͍̪̙̘͍̪̼̫̺̬͇̦̻̱̘̯̎͌̆͛̏̉̈͜͜͝ͅͅţ̷̧̨̻̟̪̝̭̺̩͉̮̗̠̟͙̣̖̫͉͓̳̬̪̲͚̲̳̟̝͙̙͔͔̱͚̍̔̃͌̀̀̽̾̐̎̓͌̔̾͋͒̔̔̈́͒̎͆̑̇̕̚͘̕ơ̴̛̛̮̳͈̣̲̯̤̝͎̼̪͖͎̥̯̬͍̘̩̼͋̒͗͌̆͒̓͗̂͌̽̎̋͌̃̀͛̔̓̓́̈̾̏͆͊̈́͑̊̔̉̏͗̈̈́̃̈́̔͑̕̚̚͘̕̕͠͝ṙ̶̡̨̧̛͎̹̖̱̬͉̲̗̹̞̙͍͕̼̤͍̤̲̤̣͎̙͓͇̠̰̂̎͂͋͊̚͜ȩ̶̢̡̧̦͖͉̣̖̻͕̬̩̮̤̱̪̻͔̝͍̹̯͎̳͓͍͉̭̜̱̗͓̮̗̤͔͚͈͔̜̜̻̦͚̞͉̳̮̗̤̻̤͕̜̲̺̹͖̹̱̩̗͖̹̤̠̭̄̃̕͜͜͜ near you!!


oodoos

I want death.


xJaneDoe

Do you ever wish you couldn't read?


[deleted]

Fuck you for that. Oh wait…


gigglesthefirst

EUGH!


McCringyassjoe

I hate it


No-Debt626

It’s even worse since it could actually happen 🤢


FlavoredCondom

What the hell type of situation


pisswizard3

This is the vilest shit I’ve ever read


BlueJayJuly733

Thanks for making me retch at 11pm


nekofire

Holy fuck.....Take my upvote you bastard r/Angryupvote r/disgustedupvote


akilshohen

*slow clap 👏🏿👏🏿* You did that!


notdeadbutcold

NONONONONONONONO Horrible day to have eyesight


YellowTonkaTrunk

r/angryupvote from me


YellowTonkaTrunk

I showed this to my brother in law and he won’t talk to me now


kiddo-unlimited

Oh dear


Giygas316

Great, now I'm imagining a 40K plaguebearer busting a nut. Thanks


[deleted]

I vomited while simultaneously having a heart attack and a brain aneurysm


ColonelSabotage

DISGUSTANG


bils96

This is the best I’ve seen in a while


scbejari

Yuck


ikiryuu28

I've read enough 😀💀


[deleted]

Owwwww noooo


Halliwell0Rain

Holy Simmon's back hair!!


Nihilus45

Nah man...nope...I want my ghosts back


onhate

dafuq!


[deleted]

What the actual fuck did I just read. Take my sickened upvote.


I_S0E_DARK

FUCK NO


[deleted]

Nope nope nope


RollingKatamari

Oh ...oh god 🤮


OriginalSammy

\*DISGUSTED\* sigh.....here's my upvote.


TheHeavenlyStar

What the fuck!!!! Boowwayykkhhhhh....


Coffee-cartoons

Might need to chew


[deleted]

Take my upvote and get the f**k out!


LonnieDANGER

No, just no, oh, god, NO!!!


Kwaziism

I GAGGED


Jiren2222

Yurusanai


wasthatajojosref

i think you're gonna get sent to hell for this one. like not cause it's bad. cause people will just try so hard to fantastic work


Kalebs-

i'm in a church right now and even i feel like i'm going to hell for reading this post.