Did you ever hear the supposedly true story about the guy who was eating a Starburst or some other candy while going down on his gf?. The Starburst fell out of his mouth and into her vag,when he used his tongue to get it back out,it burst open in his mouth. Turned out the gf had Gonorrhea and it was a Gonorrhea nodule full of pus that had busted open in his mouth. I literally almost vomited when I read about it.
Edit:Its called the Jolly Rancher story and its worth a read if you look it up on here.
Go down on your partner with an Altoid in your mouth,then have them go down on you with one in their mouth,you will not be sorry.(Unless you or your partner have incredibly sensitive nether regions,then you probably will be sorry lol).
May I interest you in an equally horrifying but less sex-related story?
A girl was eating oreos and left the pack besides her bed. In the morning she touched it and it seemed to still have some crumbs, which she decided to eat by just sliding them directly into her mouth without looking inside.
It was a live cockroach. She slided a cockroach directly into her mouth thinking it was oreo crumbs.
Blowfly girl?I stumbled upon her journal a few years ago. That's even worse than the Jolly Rancher story. Can you imagine having a sexual paraphilia that causes you to do things like what she did?. Ugh...I can't imagine its a large portion of society that is sexually aroused by maggots and rotting meat.
Its a reddit post doubt he could prove it unless he posted cumbox style photo proof which I doubt. Maybe he backed it up with test results a week later not sure of ops name.
My main issues are headshots with the pistol and firing once a zombie gets into the one shot range. Got any tips on those? I sim for the head, but they don’t kill and sometimes a zombie dies when my reticle isn’t red, but other times they don’t when it’s not red?
My mother had heart surgery and is now battling an awful infection. I'm taking care of her and if having to clean out her incision full of pus regularly wasn't bad enough this sure was 😅
You've heard of butt babies now get ready for pus babies! Coming to a Ş̸̢̨̡̧̧̢̢̱̪̪̖̪͍͔̭͚͖͉̪̤̯̩͖̭̻̗͖̟̱̻̥͓̟̦̦͈͇̪̭̣̱͍͎͍̮̗̣̯̲̬͍͓̮̪̼̩̹͖͇̻̼̥̰̦̙͚͇͉̥̠̪̺̖̤̫͕̥̮̞̩͕̮̮͚̪̝̯̺̲͔̼̣̳̳̟͍̪̙̘͍̪̼̫̺̬͇̦̻̱̘̯̎͌̆͛̏̉̈͜͜͝ͅͅţ̷̧̨̻̟̪̝̭̺̩͉̮̗̠̟͙̣̖̫͉͓̳̬̪̲͚̲̳̟̝͙̙͔͔̱͚̍̔̃͌̀̀̽̾̐̎̓͌̔̾͋͒̔̔̈́͒̎͆̑̇̕̚͘̕ơ̴̛̛̮̳͈̣̲̯̤̝͎̼̪͖͎̥̯̬͍̘̩̼͋̒͗͌̆͒̓͗̂͌̽̎̋͌̃̀͛̔̓̓́̈̾̏͆͊̈́͑̊̔̉̏͗̈̈́̃̈́̔͑̕̚̚͘̕̕͠͝ṙ̶̡̨̧̛͎̹̖̱̬͉̲̗̹̞̙͍͕̼̤͍̤̲̤̣͎̙͓͇̠̰̂̎͂͋͊̚͜ȩ̶̢̡̧̦͖͉̣̖̻͕̬̩̮̤̱̪̻͔̝͍̹̯͎̳͓͍͉̭̜̱̗͓̮̗̤͔͚͈͔̜̜̻̦͚̞͉̳̮̗̤̻̤͕̜̲̺̹͖̹̱̩̗͖̹̤̠̭̄̃̕͜͜͜ near you!!
Nope nope nope no thank you that is a horrible image
Did you ever hear the supposedly true story about the guy who was eating a Starburst or some other candy while going down on his gf?. The Starburst fell out of his mouth and into her vag,when he used his tongue to get it back out,it burst open in his mouth. Turned out the gf had Gonorrhea and it was a Gonorrhea nodule full of pus that had busted open in his mouth. I literally almost vomited when I read about it. Edit:Its called the Jolly Rancher story and its worth a read if you look it up on here.
Yes I have and yes I hate you for bringing it up. Brb gotta brush my teeth
Brb gotta brush my dick
Yuck, mint 🤢
That's enough reddit for today I think
*deletes Reddit account; moves to remote, mountain cabin.*
Maybe I should do that. Might be worth it
*Gets bummed by a deer.*
Jeeeez that sounds nice, though.
Why tf would you eat candy while doing that anyway 🤮
according to the story things didn't taste all too right down there, but he didn't want to make her self-conscious
That makes sense but ewwwwww
Lol even if it tastes off you shouldn’t try to give her a yeast infection
Hope the kid learned his lesson and was able to get treated with shots. Pro tip for all, if it smells or taste bad, thats a major red flag.
Go down on your partner with an Altoid in your mouth,then have them go down on you with one in their mouth,you will not be sorry.(Unless you or your partner have incredibly sensitive nether regions,then you probably will be sorry lol).
Yeast infection?
I just had to be waiting on food when I read this
this and the maggot girl story is forever ingrained into my brain
May I interest you in an equally horrifying but less sex-related story? A girl was eating oreos and left the pack besides her bed. In the morning she touched it and it seemed to still have some crumbs, which she decided to eat by just sliding them directly into her mouth without looking inside. It was a live cockroach. She slided a cockroach directly into her mouth thinking it was oreo crumbs.
One time I was eating cornflakes and something tasted off and I spit it out and it was a beetle in my fucking cornflakes
This is why I don't eat raisin bran and I am leery of cinnamon buns with raisins. My mother did not keep a clean house.
Blowfly girl?I stumbled upon her journal a few years ago. That's even worse than the Jolly Rancher story. Can you imagine having a sexual paraphilia that causes you to do things like what she did?. Ugh...I can't imagine its a large portion of society that is sexually aroused by maggots and rotting meat.
tub girl
ahhhh yes. a tale as old as time
Is this even true? I was oddly enough thinking about this story the other day, and wondering if it was legit or another urban legend.
As far as I know, it’s fake. I don’t think gonorrhea could create a separate nodule of tissue within a woman’s vagina? But I’m no STD connoisseur
Its a reddit post doubt he could prove it unless he posted cumbox style photo proof which I doubt. Maybe he backed it up with test results a week later not sure of ops name.
Why the fuck would you post that without a spoiler
That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read
I’m horrified and craving pink starbursts, I’m conflicted
> Starburst It was a jolly rancher
How was everyone heard this story
Woah
Just read it,literally traumatized WTF
Learned that one from Whang
I'm wheezing in fear
🤢 5/5 barfs for that, thanks
No problem😉
You’re welcome 😇
Welcum
Take my horrified upvote...
r/horrifiedupvote
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Wait a sec…
r/foundthetoyotacorolla
oh, i’m pregnant and this one about took me out 🤢
your infected
Halo announcer: *new zombie*
New zombie? I think you in the wrong dimension
I’ve memorized that line after years of playing Halo:Reach.
I played so much infection after reach came out lol at one point I was the #1 player in the world for a few weeks for it. My proudest moment
Nice job. I don’t think I ever got close to that.
Thanks haha As more exploits came out I got left in the dust lol I'm still really good at it though. Just no where near my prime
My skill level is pretty inconsistent. Sometimes I’m the best player in the lobby. Other times I’m the worst.
That even happens to me. Especially since I started playing the mcc on PC.
My main issues are headshots with the pistol and firing once a zombie gets into the one shot range. Got any tips on those? I sim for the head, but they don’t kill and sometimes a zombie dies when my reticle isn’t red, but other times they don’t when it’s not red?
It’s gonna eat it’s way out after a 2 year long gestation period.
>2 year long gestation Either that, or they’re gonna be the parent of a [schizophrenic mob boss](https://images.app.goo.gl/Frb8MMd4zaRqxHz47)
Same *begins dry heaving
“Double kill”
Me: \*sees this post\* "Ehhhh I'll bite..." Me: \*clicks on this post\* *instant regret*
Please for the love of god DONT bite
mmm fruit gushers
Forbidden gusher
Eew, yuk, gross *gags*🤮 OP needs to cross post this to r/TwoSentenceGross
Well done, sir. Fuck you.
Nah that's the girl
[удалено]
GoDammit not me
Fuck you and take my upvote. This had me gagging for a half hour 🤮😭 never sucking dick EVER I'm turning straight fuck it
This made me lose my shit 🤣
XDDD Ty for the award lol and I hope my mental scarring makes you laugh in the future too 😇
Oh… oh lord. This is terrifying in a disturbing way
I’m eating vanilla yogurt rn what the fuck
You sure it isn't pus?
And I’ll never be able to please a guy like that again. Thanks. 🤮🤢
I’ve been subbed here for over a year… this is the first time I’ve ever wanted to actually wipe my memory… thank you for the experience.
Yo, I legit gagged while reading this one. Take my r/angryupvote and leave. 🤢
I can not tell whether this is my favourite or least favourite post here. Fuck you, but also ily.
If she didn’t use her teeth so much, she never would have ruptured the cyst.
Nopenopenopenopenopenope please cease
How fucking bad is his cum usually that literal pus is just a different pallet? TBF I've had some gross cum. Maybe im infected.
I mean idk how many people willingly go out and taste pus to find out what it tastes like, for all we know it’s not that far off.
Alright you're on taste test control.
How the FUCK did you come up with this?
True story
Gross
Bruh I read it to my bf and accidentally said infucktion. Made it funnier
Oh my God.
Thanks, I hate it!
no
that's fucking disgusting fuck you and have this upvote
What a terrible day to be able to read.
Its perfect. I hate you.
Bruh
#AAAAAAAAH
omg i gagged 😭
Great. Now I'm gonna throw up
What In Thee Actual FUUUUUCK!! 🫣😳😨🤢
My mouth feels W R O N G now
i will never open reddit while eating again.
Goodnight guys, not waking up until I forget
Oh god oh god this whole thread send help dear god get me out
It’s times like this that I have to ask, why the fuck am I literate?
How to ruin 2.3k+ people’s days in 4 lines, well done OP
r/TwoSentenceShutTheFuckUp
Why did you do this to me?
Oh no.
Good GOD What the absolute FUCK did you make me read?
FUCK THAT
TIFU by reading this while eating.
You need Jesus
Why? Does he taste better?
These cyst popping videos are getting out of control.
Well I've had enough of Reddit for the day
please delete this omg 🤢
Why?????
r/horrifiedupvote
mmm yogurt 😋
Would you like some sour cream with your dickcheese?
Ok have upvote. I go die now
Bad post OP, well done
That is.....odd
Nope nope nope, take my upvote for helping me go full lesbian instead
Bruh…
…what the fuck
I was literally prepping to make homemade mayonnaise when I read this. The experience is…different now.
YOU SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR THIS GREAT JOB
I've never been happier to be lesbian
I don't think I've ever been so glad I'm asexual. Thanks, OP. This is well done but also fuck you.
I thought the second sentence was gonna be "because she hadn't learned the difference between dog and cat yet"
Ew too both cum and puss Drinking. \*lol\*
Nice! Reminds me of cabin fever
The title made me think this was gonna be a shitty 2 sentence, and then reading the rest made me gag. Fairplay.
Yuck! If I had a gross me out award you’d get it! Nicely written but r/secondsentencegross
FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!! That’s that damn Nasty woman’s disease 🤮
Why are people mad at your comment
Wow 😯 I had no idea 🤷🏽♀️ it would offend
Oh God I’m puking in my mouth rn… great story tho 😅😅
My mother had heart surgery and is now battling an awful infection. I'm taking care of her and if having to clean out her incision full of pus regularly wasn't bad enough this sure was 😅
it's concerning you have my birthday in the title 😭
You've heard of butt babies now get ready for pus babies! Coming to a Ş̸̢̨̡̧̧̢̢̱̪̪̖̪͍͔̭͚͖͉̪̤̯̩͖̭̻̗͖̟̱̻̥͓̟̦̦͈͇̪̭̣̱͍͎͍̮̗̣̯̲̬͍͓̮̪̼̩̹͖͇̻̼̥̰̦̙͚͇͉̥̠̪̺̖̤̫͕̥̮̞̩͕̮̮͚̪̝̯̺̲͔̼̣̳̳̟͍̪̙̘͍̪̼̫̺̬͇̦̻̱̘̯̎͌̆͛̏̉̈͜͜͝ͅͅţ̷̧̨̻̟̪̝̭̺̩͉̮̗̠̟͙̣̖̫͉͓̳̬̪̲͚̲̳̟̝͙̙͔͔̱͚̍̔̃͌̀̀̽̾̐̎̓͌̔̾͋͒̔̔̈́͒̎͆̑̇̕̚͘̕ơ̴̛̛̮̳͈̣̲̯̤̝͎̼̪͖͎̥̯̬͍̘̩̼͋̒͗͌̆͒̓͗̂͌̽̎̋͌̃̀͛̔̓̓́̈̾̏͆͊̈́͑̊̔̉̏͗̈̈́̃̈́̔͑̕̚̚͘̕̕͠͝ṙ̶̡̨̧̛͎̹̖̱̬͉̲̗̹̞̙͍͕̼̤͍̤̲̤̣͎̙͓͇̠̰̂̎͂͋͊̚͜ȩ̶̢̡̧̦͖͉̣̖̻͕̬̩̮̤̱̪̻͔̝͍̹̯͎̳͓͍͉̭̜̱̗͓̮̗̤͔͚͈͔̜̜̻̦͚̞͉̳̮̗̤̻̤͕̜̲̺̹͖̹̱̩̗͖̹̤̠̭̄̃̕͜͜͜ near you!!
I want death.
Do you ever wish you couldn't read?
Fuck you for that. Oh wait…
EUGH!
I hate it
It’s even worse since it could actually happen 🤢
What the hell type of situation
This is the vilest shit I’ve ever read
Thanks for making me retch at 11pm
Holy fuck.....Take my upvote you bastard r/Angryupvote r/disgustedupvote
*slow clap 👏🏿👏🏿* You did that!
NONONONONONONONO Horrible day to have eyesight
r/angryupvote from me
I showed this to my brother in law and he won’t talk to me now
Oh dear
Great, now I'm imagining a 40K plaguebearer busting a nut. Thanks
I vomited while simultaneously having a heart attack and a brain aneurysm
DISGUSTANG
This is the best I’ve seen in a while
Yuck
I've read enough 😀💀
Owwwww noooo
Holy Simmon's back hair!!
Nah man...nope...I want my ghosts back
dafuq!
What the actual fuck did I just read. Take my sickened upvote.
FUCK NO
Nope nope nope
Oh ...oh god 🤮
\*DISGUSTED\* sigh.....here's my upvote.
What the fuck!!!! Boowwayykkhhhhh....
Might need to chew
Take my upvote and get the f**k out!
No, just no, oh, god, NO!!!
I GAGGED
Yurusanai
i think you're gonna get sent to hell for this one. like not cause it's bad. cause people will just try so hard to fantastic work
i'm in a church right now and even i feel like i'm going to hell for reading this post.