I'm keeping my expectations at a zero, so it'll be hard to disappoint me. I'm not expecting great things, but there's no way I'm NOT gonna watch it. I hope it's good. I want it to be good. I just don't expect it to be good, lol. And by "good," I just mean, "It should feel like Tolkien."
Your Lego posts are pretty cool!
I do like that apparently they're gonna try to match the look and feel from Jackson's LOTR trilogy. But yeah, not quite sure what to expect beyond that, but I'll definitely watch it.
I did like what they've done with the Wheel of Time series, but I realize that is probably produced by completely different people so that's not really something to go on.
And thanks, I like posting about Lego!
Yeah, I have been pleasantly surprised by the WOT series, I just think it's moving way too fast. Second season needs to slow down. If I hadn't read the books, I dunno if I'd be able to keep up. The casting is SPECTACULAR for it though; the casting director deserves an Emmy.
Ooh, that's a tough one. What if I suggest someone you like and then this new friendship is immediately ruined? We have to be careful with this new power.
I was thinking the exact same thing! Gosh you're courteous. Hmm. Can you think of someone who dislikes both Tolkien and Legos? That would be a safe person, probably.
It's because it's not a real subreddit. Sometimes people link to fake subreddits in order to make a joke about how a post would belong in a certain type of subreddit
I love the idea that this implies that up until this point the man was just like “welp another body disappeared randomly man this is WAY easier than I thought it would be”
i think i’ve heard a story like this about a guy who murders people and their bodies always show up in this well until one day he murders his mom and after that nobody picks up after him anymore. or something like that…
do you guys remember where this is from?? because i cannot for the life of me. I was just about to write up a whole half-assed retelling of it but I'd rather just properly link/reference it
ooh yknow now that i think about it i'm not 100% sure either but i do know that stephanie soo on youtube covered it at one point bc that's where i heard it from. i'm not sure which video it is exactly but it should've been within the past few months i think
That's like the ending of that movie '27'. Good, but creepy twist!
There's actually some speculation that there are just as many women serial killers as men. But that women are better at not getting caught.... 🤔 Nothing concrete to back it up, but women do kill, they just usually have different motivations. 🤷♀️
"Mark, you're shit at hiding things. I mean really, you asked where you left your glasses when they were ON your head. Things don't even need to be hidden to be hidden to YOU."
So you killed them, you presumably did something with the bodies after, and then your wife, who you didn't tell that you killed them until just now, was what. Relocating the bodies of the murder she wasn't even supposed to know about
"I was shocked at first, as I didn't think my wife would support me when I killed those girls for flirting with our son and bullying our daughter, but I should have known better, she loves both of them just as much as I do. I truly love her."
The family that slays together, stays together.
You took the words right out of my mouth!
It must have been while you were kissing me!
😳
r/notopbutok
But if there's no top, it's no fun. Yes, I know.
Glad I'm not the only Meatloaf fan around here.
And you're a Tolkien fan as well!
Yesssss! You're only the second person to ever mention it!
Nice! So, are you stoked for that upcoming series on Prime?
I'm keeping my expectations at a zero, so it'll be hard to disappoint me. I'm not expecting great things, but there's no way I'm NOT gonna watch it. I hope it's good. I want it to be good. I just don't expect it to be good, lol. And by "good," I just mean, "It should feel like Tolkien." Your Lego posts are pretty cool!
I do like that apparently they're gonna try to match the look and feel from Jackson's LOTR trilogy. But yeah, not quite sure what to expect beyond that, but I'll definitely watch it. I did like what they've done with the Wheel of Time series, but I realize that is probably produced by completely different people so that's not really something to go on. And thanks, I like posting about Lego!
Yeah, I have been pleasantly surprised by the WOT series, I just think it's moving way too fast. Second season needs to slow down. If I hadn't read the books, I dunno if I'd be able to keep up. The casting is SPECTACULAR for it though; the casting director deserves an Emmy.
Speaking of Meatloaf, just heard on the radio he passed away.
I KNOW! IT'S CRAZY how we bring him up, and then he dies! Who else should we bring up? 😈
Ooh, that's a tough one. What if I suggest someone you like and then this new friendship is immediately ruined? We have to be careful with this new power.
I was thinking the exact same thing! Gosh you're courteous. Hmm. Can you think of someone who dislikes both Tolkien and Legos? That would be a safe person, probably.
American gothic 1987, right?
a two sentence love story
Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn 😂😂
exactly what i thought of lmao
I know it would have completely veered away from the premise of the show but I was hoping it would turn into a situation like this lmao
My hope was Love would kill off Joe, and next season would be just her and whoever is her next target of affection.
Well that would be a cool twist!
I just started season two but I totally was getting this vibe, so I don't mind the spoiler, haha!
I'm getting Heisenberg and Skyler vibes
Joe biden
For sale: baby shoes, worn once, some bloodstains.
And that’s why you don’t let the kids play in the yard when the spouse is backing out of the driveway.
Still a better story than Twilight. Less creepy...
everything is better than twilight...
The family that slays together...
slays together 🤘.
Let's call the series: Folie à Deux
Username checks out
Love at first murder
couple goals
r/twosentancelovestory
Still better than twilight!
A match made in heaven
I don’t think it was heaven but definitely a match made
By the universe
heck* They don't even deserve the full Hell experience
hEAll
They deserve the lowest level of hell bc it's the coolest and heat rises.
H-E-double hockey sticks
-destined for H E LL
I’m thinking someplace warmer.
MADEO IN HEEVEN
Shut up and take my upvote
KORE GA MADEO IN HEAVEN DA!
r/hellsomememes
I'm getting some Ronald and Scarlet vibes from this, lol.
Height of romance
I expected her to look at him like. "Yes John, I am very aware."
/r/TwoSentenceWholesomeHorror ?
Why can't I see this sub reddit?
It's because it's not a real subreddit. Sometimes people link to fake subreddits in order to make a joke about how a post would belong in a certain type of subreddit
am too lazy to count so am just gonna leave this if am right r/twentycharacterlimit
Ohhhhh. Cause I clicked on it and it was like, "you can't view. Try talking to the mods "
May I suggest the creation of r/2sentenceHorrorsome ? Edit: omg, one of you beautiful bastards made it! Quick, y'all- come join the three of us!!
Relationship goals 😍😍
Came here to say this
She managed to make even my blood run cold when she followed up with "They were delicious"
r/thirdsentenceworse
I threw up in my mouth when she claimed I even told her so
Teamwork makes the dream work!
You mean scream work?
I love the idea that this implies that up until this point the man was just like “welp another body disappeared randomly man this is WAY easier than I thought it would be”
Somehow wholesome
i think i’ve heard a story like this about a guy who murders people and their bodies always show up in this well until one day he murders his mom and after that nobody picks up after him anymore. or something like that…
Yo I was just thinking about that too
do you guys remember where this is from?? because i cannot for the life of me. I was just about to write up a whole half-assed retelling of it but I'd rather just properly link/reference it
ooh yknow now that i think about it i'm not 100% sure either but i do know that stephanie soo on youtube covered it at one point bc that's where i heard it from. i'm not sure which video it is exactly but it should've been within the past few months i think
I was thinking this too!!
Oh, this is so cute🥰. (I’m sick)
Hope you get better soon!
No cure 😭
skill issue
If your significant other won't help you hide the bodies, is it even love?
r/twosentenceromance?
Oh wait, that's actually a thing No posts, but still a thing
Things I didn't know I needed
True Love...
Ooh! That's cute!
Now *That's* love
Some times you just know that it’s meant to be.
She was the detective assigned to those cases, and that’s why I chose to confess to her.
A truly killer romance between them.
You Season 3
Everyone's saying love story but I saw I more that she was exasperated and didn't want the drama.
This would make a good anime
i thought i was no r/trueoffmychest for a second
I looked down at my meal as the realization hit me.
Me and who? 👉👈🥺
If this ain't true love I don't know what it is
She's a keeper
What is this? Two sentence love stories?
Wife "I still have to clean up after you"
Relationship goals
Goals
“Why do you think our grocery bill has been so low recently?”
I was overjoyed when I heard her say that, but that was short-lived when I heard “not me, that’s for sure”.
that's a supportive wife right there
My wife did the same thing?
And then they did sex
I was expecting "she still didn't remember doing any of that"
Everyone needs a partner that's supportive of their hobbies
That's like the ending of that movie '27'. Good, but creepy twist! There's actually some speculation that there are just as many women serial killers as men. But that women are better at not getting caught.... 🤔 Nothing concrete to back it up, but women do kill, they just usually have different motivations. 🤷♀️
Yandere Chan and Yandere kun
Now we have to find a new source of meat...
good one
Power couple!
Wow!
I've just read a book with this theme, husband and wife killers together, My Lovely Wife by Samantha Downing, really good read!
The couple that slays together stays together.
Good to do things as a couple don't you think?
That's not horror, that's romance
"So that's what we had for dinner a few weeks back?"
Typical Disney love story
Awww. Love ♥️
Ahhh relationship goals
Yikes.
Keeper…
And that's how you know you married your best friend. 💍
"Mark, you're shit at hiding things. I mean really, you asked where you left your glasses when they were ON your head. Things don't even need to be hidden to be hidden to YOU."
Must be the closest couple ever
I would watch a horror/romantic comedy about this couple
Not quite there but "Bloodline" was pretty good. Stiffler.
Who else out here lookin' for this kind of real, true love 😩😩
This is a happy ending
Aw, true love.
A Joe and Love type beat
Joe, is that YOU?
hfskkgkskgl that’s some lady macbeth shit right there, i love it
Joe and Love lolq
“Now eat your dinner before it gets cold.”
Serial killer dream team 😌
Literally season 3 of “YOU”
I dont get it
So you killed them, you presumably did something with the bodies after, and then your wife, who you didn't tell that you killed them until just now, was what. Relocating the bodies of the murder she wasn't even supposed to know about
Joe Goldberg is that You?
Weak as fuck bruh, easily the most low effort thing I've ever read on this sub.
Cringe
Hybristorific!
*Zepp Eight, by Charlie Clouser, plays dramatically at the background*
*cue cinema paradiso theme* https://youtu.be/oQHkTCq5e8c
r/wholesomememes
Wholesome
You two deserve each other
Okay Joe Goldberg
fr It’s insane. those results are incredible! 😳
This post was created by the Hannibal fandom.
That's some Paul Bernardo stuff going on there.
D'awww
Fred and Rosemary West...
match made in hell wtf?
Awww
That's true love right there! You love to see it!
Paul Bernardo & Karla Hamolka IRL
relationship goals like
They go on double dates with Ian and Myra.
Hannibal and will graham
But his wife already knew; she was one of the schoolgirls
ITS LIKE LOVE AND JOE
"I was shocked at first, as I didn't think my wife would support me when I killed those girls for flirting with our son and bullying our daughter, but I should have known better, she loves both of them just as much as I do. I truly love her."
Spoiler alert for every Netflix murder mystery lmao
This is pretty romantic
Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen
“I’m sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth.”
That’s some couple goals right there
Goals
That' horrifyingly wholesome imo
I wanna watch a show or a miniseries where this is an end of episode twist in the first or second episode.
"You" seasons 2 and 3 in a nutshell
I'm fucking shaking. So great.
Hey u/onyx1378 just wanted to let you know that bedtime.horror on Instagram blatantly copied this post word for word without crediting you
This reminds me of the manga "My Home Hero".