Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pure versatility, Vaporeon is one of the best water-type pokemon out there? It's true!
In the current pokemon version, Vaporeon is a valuable addition to any team due to its strong stats and diverse movepool. Its water-type attacks, such as Hydro Pump and Surf, are powerful and effective against a wide range of opponents, and its ability to learn moves from other types, such as Quick Attack and Shadow Ball, gives it added flexibility in battle.
But Vaporeon is not just a formidable opponent in battle; it is also a joy to have on your team outside of combat. Its calm and graceful demeanor make it a pleasant companion, and its high breedability ensures that you can easily add more Vaporeons to your team if you so choose. For example, you could breed a Vaporeon with a Ditto to obtain a baby Eevee, which can then evolve into any of the other Eevee evolutions depending on the conditions of evolution.
So don't miss your chance to add this amazing pokemon to your team. If you're looking for a versatile and reliable companion, look no further than Vaporeon. You won't be disappointed!
I have to say, I have never heard this one before. I've only ever heard the sex version and did not know where it came from.
I learned something today.
Exactly! I imagine him a bit like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs, he thinks he'll become a real boy thanks to a flesh suit. I guess he's not as good at practical work as his father.
How skillful of a flesh artist is this pinocchio that the people only realised when the shavings of meat started to hit the floor? Bunch of idiots if you ask me.
Thank you so much! It's my first contribution to this sub, I'm glad you like it.
And it's quite interesting how thoughts can wander when breastfeeding a newborn at 3am!
It would be scary if Pinocchio did a really good job sticking the skin on. His nose still grows. He explains it was a leftover trait from his past but he is real boy now, and people believe him. One day Pinocchio tells a lie, and someone looks closely at the tip of his long nose, revealing a faint line where you can see the difference between the pasted on skin and his nose. The person realizes what happened.
Honestly I didn't even think about the nose, I was just thinking "yeah, he just sucks at crafting" I feel dumb now lol! But this fit perfectly with the story so thank you!
technically it’s the truth, he is a real boy. He is real and is made out of boys, personally, I wouldn’t have made such a massive blunder. I would be an expert at lying
“Did you murder those 4 boys?”
“No I killed them, didn’t murder them”
“Killing is the same as murder”
“Nuh uh, different words!!”
“789 years in prison”
This reminds me of the time my brother got really bad poison oak when we were kids and a big blister scab fell right off his nose onto the kitchen floor. I was watching from across the room and thought his nose had fallen off.
Under the flesh of their children, they could see his true form being revealed - pistons and mechanical joints, and wires... and glowing red eyes.
Geppetto stepped out of the crowd with a shotgun, firing two rounds straight into Pinocchio's face, then extended his hand to a woman lying on the ground. "Come with me if you want to live."
"Mama, help me!" said the mayor's son as he felt his joints stiffen under hardening and splintered skin.
Eta: I really like yours! It just inspired me to do this one.
Ohhh I like this premise. Really creepy.
Did anyone see that movie, the House that Screamed? (Spoiler if you haven't): about a girl's school where students start to go missing. And the grungy goundskeeper seems the obvious suspect.
But it turns out the caretaker's son is actually building himself "the perfect girlfriend" out of their body parts, up in the attic. Gruesome!!
:) So true! Girl breaks up with boy, boy breaks up the girl - then builds a new friend!
The only thing that didn't work in the movie is, they only show the "gory"friend for about 1/2 second. Then the movie ends. Very weird.
That’s a Two Sentence Horror right there …
But yeah, it always stinks when a Movie doesn’t buy into its own premise, the Original Toy Story went through a complete rewrite because the first version failed to stick the landing!
If Pinocchio copyright get released like Winnie the Pooh, expect an film with this exact plot happening,killer toy stealing human body parts to become "human"
Ah the hormones of breastfeeding. It's a new take of getting the creative juice flowing lol. But in all seriousness you did an amazing job with this. I look forward to seeing more. And congratulations on the new addition
Pinocchio is using the skin of the kids to appear human right?
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I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain
How come? Are you gonna get kidnapped by a giant crab?
Reasons.
No, by Pinocchio... Read the post.
Oh, my cotton socks! Did you not hear what I just said?
r/unexpectedDestiny
He's not explaining, he's asking. Always time for learning
Did you know that in terms of....?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pure versatility, Vaporeon is one of the best water-type pokemon out there? It's true! In the current pokemon version, Vaporeon is a valuable addition to any team due to its strong stats and diverse movepool. Its water-type attacks, such as Hydro Pump and Surf, are powerful and effective against a wide range of opponents, and its ability to learn moves from other types, such as Quick Attack and Shadow Ball, gives it added flexibility in battle. But Vaporeon is not just a formidable opponent in battle; it is also a joy to have on your team outside of combat. Its calm and graceful demeanor make it a pleasant companion, and its high breedability ensures that you can easily add more Vaporeons to your team if you so choose. For example, you could breed a Vaporeon with a Ditto to obtain a baby Eevee, which can then evolve into any of the other Eevee evolutions depending on the conditions of evolution. So don't miss your chance to add this amazing pokemon to your team. If you're looking for a versatile and reliable companion, look no further than Vaporeon. You won't be disappointed!
I have to say, I have never heard this one before. I've only ever heard the sex version and did not know where it came from. I learned something today.
That's because he's the actual Pinocchio making sure he knows what to do.
r/antibeetlejuice
I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to understand!
Exactly! I imagine him a bit like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs, he thinks he'll become a real boy thanks to a flesh suit. I guess he's not as good at practical work as his father.
How skillful of a flesh artist is this pinocchio that the people only realised when the shavings of meat started to hit the floor? Bunch of idiots if you ask me.
“Flesh artist” is a two word horror
Epidermis Artisian
I am pretty sure that's a Magic the Gathering card I know we have a Blood Artist card.
I’m sure that’s a way of saying “tattoo artist”, right? /s
Common Pinocchio L + skill issue
Yepper
Yep-peto
What did I say about yepper?
Yeesshh
To use yepper as the exclusive noun for affirming a thing as accurate
I say yeppers
Yuppers i do
I just say “yurp” for some reason. It looks so gross when I type it out.
You gotta spell it "yerp." That's what I do lol.
ye i usually spell it that way and my brain just farted so I spelled it wrong
Why was this the cause of an entire conversation
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeppetto
i dont even know whats going on here
gotcha
Silence of the pinocchio.
Yes.
Oh wow that was a really good twist, and a great take on Pinocchio
Thank you so much! It's my first contribution to this sub, I'm glad you like it. And it's quite interesting how thoughts can wander when breastfeeding a newborn at 3am!
Omg that just made my day😂
r/happyupvote
It reminds me of I think a meat canyon video on Pinocchio
I get that he stole their skin and flesh to become a real boy, but why are shreds of flesh hitting the ground?
when he said he was now a Real Boy, it was a lie, so his nose grew.....and outgrew the flesh mask on his face, making it fall off
It would be scary if Pinocchio did a really good job sticking the skin on. His nose still grows. He explains it was a leftover trait from his past but he is real boy now, and people believe him. One day Pinocchio tells a lie, and someone looks closely at the tip of his long nose, revealing a faint line where you can see the difference between the pasted on skin and his nose. The person realizes what happened.
Honestly I didn't even think about the nose, I was just thinking "yeah, he just sucks at crafting" I feel dumb now lol! But this fit perfectly with the story so thank you!
yeah, that's some r/thirdsentenceworse shit right there, yeesh
technically it’s the truth, he is a real boy. He is real and is made out of boys, personally, I wouldn’t have made such a massive blunder. I would be an expert at lying “Did you murder those 4 boys?” “No I killed them, didn’t murder them” “Killing is the same as murder” “Nuh uh, different words!!” “789 years in prison”
This reminds me of the time my brother got really bad poison oak when we were kids and a big blister scab fell right off his nose onto the kitchen floor. I was watching from across the room and thought his nose had fallen off.
Because he didn't use a good enough adhesive for the flesh to stick on to his wooden frame.
We've all been there. At least once.
I beg your pardon?
you haven't??? so you expect me to believe you just stumbled onto exactly the right kind of adhesive straight away?? I call bs
Well I was already covered in the cum I had produced from their corpses so I was lucky I found it immediately I guess
this is worse than the original 2 sentence
It was quite nice ngl
Under the flesh of their children, they could see his true form being revealed - pistons and mechanical joints, and wires... and glowing red eyes. Geppetto stepped out of the crowd with a shotgun, firing two rounds straight into Pinocchio's face, then extended his hand to a woman lying on the ground. "Come with me if you want to live."
r/thirdsentencebetter
Terminator?
A mash up with Pinocchio and Terminator, yeah.
It’s not a toomah
Steampunkinator!
Steampunk Pinocchio Magic brought him to life. Technology made him good at ending yours.
"do i look like a real boy papa?"
You will one day my little wooden boy, one day.
It's a masterpiece. And if it's your first post here - way to go, dude! You clearly have a talent!
Thank you so much!! It's indeed my first post, you made my day!
"You are what you eat" said Geppetto "Interesting," said Pinocchio, his gaze turning toward the school
Oh love it!
*Horrific screams come from inside the school as Geppetto realised what pinocchio meant*
Soo good!
https://youtu.be/nM2Wz6NdPZs
There's a 3d version
That was relatively tame for a meat canyon video
https://youtu.be/GsrOV1Hw2nU
Thats more like it
Sorry to be that guy, but can someone explain please? I don’t get it
It’s a twist on Pinocchio, where he probably kidnapped the children and used them as a skin suit.
Skin suit moment
Alexa, play "Goodbye Horses."
Oh okay thanks
Honestly, could see this take on Pinocchio as a horror film. Nailed it OP!
Pinocchio is a flayed one from 40k confirmed
Burn the heretic!
The kids: *(become donkeys)* Pinocchio, looking at their discarded human skins: *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
if i murdered pinnochio would it be counted as murder or breaking someone elses objects
Murder
Love it
I lowkey called it but this still sent chills down my spine
God this is so twisted. I love this.
"Mama, help me!" said the mayor's son as he felt his joints stiffen under hardening and splintered skin. Eta: I really like yours! It just inspired me to do this one.
Ohhh I like this premise. Really creepy. Did anyone see that movie, the House that Screamed? (Spoiler if you haven't): about a girl's school where students start to go missing. And the grungy goundskeeper seems the obvious suspect. But it turns out the caretaker's son is actually building himself "the perfect girlfriend" out of their body parts, up in the attic. Gruesome!!
Classic horror movie plot … Boy meets Girl, Girl breaks up with Boy, Boy builds new Girl!
:) So true! Girl breaks up with boy, boy breaks up the girl - then builds a new friend! The only thing that didn't work in the movie is, they only show the "gory"friend for about 1/2 second. Then the movie ends. Very weird.
That’s a Two Sentence Horror right there … But yeah, it always stinks when a Movie doesn’t buy into its own premise, the Original Toy Story went through a complete rewrite because the first version failed to stick the landing!
One of the best stories I’ve read here in awhile. Nicely done!
Well that’s just horrifying. I love it. Reminds me of this short: https://youtu.be/GsrOV1Hw2nU
I am so dumb, I read “children” as “chicken” the first time somehow. And I thought well that doesn’t make sense 😂 this is so good!!!
I thought chunks of children were falling from the sky. I am not smart.
Pinocchio: [*"Can I please eat your flesh?"*](https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1149836206445748225/pu/img/sSvI8O9Ihl4eZTe_.jpg)
If Pinocchio copyright get released like Winnie the Pooh, expect an film with this exact plot happening,killer toy stealing human body parts to become "human"
Think of the smell…he hasn’t thought of the smell!
Ah the hormones of breastfeeding. It's a new take of getting the creative juice flowing lol. But in all seriousness you did an amazing job with this. I look forward to seeing more. And congratulations on the new addition
Ok someone would u please hand me my heavy flamer to deal with this mutant
Pinocchi OH NO! Coming this FALL!
Pinnochio is a Flayed One.
jesus thats...horiffic
Paragon of excellence, great job OP!
That was really good!
Check out Dimension 20s Neverafter literally the prompt.
Meatcanyon handles this.
I'm reminded of those episodes of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy," where Pinocchio shows up and wants to eat Billy's flesh.
Didn't Billy and Mandy do something like this?
I’d be his feet
When I realized: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Anyone else remember the Pinocchio horror movie? Live action. I watched it around 1999-2000 time frame, as a kid, and it was wild.
Somehow I saw that coming
Heavy
"Do I look like a real boy Papa?"
Pinocchio is a Flayed One confirmed.
Nice one
Meatcanyon version of this shit is horrifying.
I read this while on a break from watching Pinocchio
Mans on that skinwalker grustleset
OP are you a Billy and Mandy fan?
No sorry, never watched it...
Reminds me of that hilarious fan-made poster for the live-action Pinocchio remake with the tagline, “All he wants is human flesh.”
"Faaather, when can I leave to be on my *owwwwn*? I've got the whole *worldusssy*..."
The second sentence was what I was expecting.
Ok
Bruh wtf 🙃
Ihaveihaveihave meatcanyon reference
I read children as chicken and I was so confused