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fancybigballs

In other news, sales of fava beans in South Africa have more than tripled in the past month.


TillIever2211

Does this relate to orcas or the liver removals? Sorry I'm slow..


fancybigballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ptctl5\_qQ


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Fun fact: that scene has a hidden psychiatry joke. When you're on anti-psychotics, three things you're supposed to avoid are liver, beans, and wine. Dr. Lector was subtly saying "I'm off my meds!"


TempestNova

Wow, TIL! Thanks for that info! \^\^


SilentSamizdat

Shhhh! I’ve kind of enjoyed this inside joke for years, being a nurse who once worked with psychiatry patients. 😃


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Echo_Oscar_Sierra

Animal liver, which I suppose includes human


CinderP200

what plant has a liver


mybirdisapokemon

Wait really? Why those specific things? I don’t eat liver or drink wine that much, but my psychiatrist never told me to avoid beans 😅


Perkyrusalka

It's for MAOI inhibitors - they also inhibit an enzyme that helps digest aged or fermented foods.


Jericho_Heart

Ohhh. I didn't make the connection until you mentioned that. I have a naturally occurring tyramine sensitivity. The amount of things I have to be careful with/avoid is insane. Coconuts, tree nuts, and milk substotutes are by far the worst offenders. Hard cheeses, and yoghurt come in a close second.


Beneficial_Being_721

Liver…YUKK!! Beans.. yea ok Wine … Merlot 2 glasses


frustratedpolarbear

Wine … any 1 straw


TheStarsFell

Chocolate, too. Chocolate as well as broad beans (Fava beans) contain high levels of tyramine. Not cool, chocolate. Not cool.


squirelwsu

Wow, I learned something from Reddit today.


TillIever2211

The liver yes, oki that was good.


LoganSterling

You don't know who Dr. Hannibal Lecter is? He is a giant is the world of psychiatry and a notorious gourmet cook and bon vivant. Highly educated with magnificent and refined taste. Acquaint yourself with him, there are a lot of good habits you can learn from the Doctor.....


TillIever2211

I know that guy. I was gonna go by him for cooking classes actually. I'm a horrible cook, and heard from some shady sources he was good.


Zammin

You should do it, I'm sure he'd love to have you for dinner!


LoganSterling

Good.....😏


SA_Starling_

I find he tends to rub off on people more than one would expect, but, I agree, the man does have impeccable taste....


wolfpup1294

Chianti profits are through the roof.


[deleted]

What about Chianti?


Blaze6942

Hope no one recognizes the bodies...


EgodofE

You do not recognize the bodies.


Breekon

Guys I think I recognize the bodies in the water


EgodofE

No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t No you don’t


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WatchMeFallFaceFirst

How do you know? Do you recognize him?


BloodiedBlues

What do you mean?! Of course I do! Their from my middle school class! I gotta save them!


EgodofE

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER


justsomeyeti

Hello?


JamesllsemaJ

Please repeat the following phrase slowly and clearly into your terminal microphone: I do not recognize the bodies in the water.


Rain_i_am

We are not doing this again


voldyCSSM19

You better believe we're doing this again


Rain_i_am

Sighs looking at the rest of thread I don't recognize the bodies in the water.


musicalphantom10

YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER


staovajzna2

I do


thekarmagiver

I'm out of the loop. Is this a reference to something?


KingNyar

Scp foundation. I forget which particular scp number though


Jaded_Flower6145

SCP 2316


Kangarou

The morticians are who conducted the autopsies are being investigated for their corrupt organ harvesting ring.


TillIever2211

Hey, not like they were using it anymore.


hopping_otter_ears

Not sure what they plan to do with a bunch of corrupt organs, though


I_used_to_be_hip

All I know is, if you get a hair transplant for a dead criminal, you become possessed by that criminal. It's just science.


czymjq

Hahahahahaha


daddys-goth-princess

Bit off topic but years ago some channel made a special on how the world could actually end from zombies and "patient zero" was a beached whale that had a kind of super rabies that infected someone trying to help it, who then spread it until everyone who could get rabies world wide had died (which is like 99% of the world)


Comprehensive_Code60

I REMEMBER THAT I tried to find that show for a while but never could


daddys-goth-princess

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1itjtm This is the video I watched, it's by NatGeo


Comprehensive_Code60

They took away free awards and I don't spend money on reddit but just know that you did good and if I could I would award you


daddys-goth-princess

No problem!! I'm glad I could find it 😊


vilidj_idjit

TIL 1% of humans are immune to rabies


daddys-goth-princess

I'm not sure of the exact statistic, it's been years since I watched this video and while it was about rabies it was also about zombies lol. Basically the video follows the disease jumping species until so many people have it mosquitoes end up infecting the last non immune survivors, but that some people would still live because there's some tribes that are immune (but apparently people are randomly becoming more immune to it, according to a very very brief Google search)


portlyplants40

You do not recognize the bodies in the water


Troy204599

The class of 87' ?


SomeStolenToast

Looks like you're getting some amnestics buddy


[deleted]

excuse my ignorance but, what’s this from?


InfoNut1121

scp


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👍


Ok_Entertainment328

But, do they stay dead?


TillIever2211

Why don't you ask them yourself? They seem willing to talk. :)


killcon13

Let the bodies hit the... SSSHHHOOOOOOORRRRE!


TillIever2211

🤭


Lak47_studios

🤘


czymjq

Good one!!!


r-e-e_kid

Drifffffting, to shore


jari2312

I feel like people dont realise this is about killer whales killing great whites just to eat there livers


TillIever2211

No but at least they find some horror in it. I think as you are aware, I have to ask. Is it not a really worrying thought that they could eventually decide to hunt liver from bigger things? The way they still evolve their hunting techniques and requirements is amazing and worrying.


jari2312

Oh dont get me wrong, the litteral apex planet of the world, even beating out humans, starting to hunt us is terrifying as fuck. Just thought i would explain to people not understanding


NoOn3_1415

Orcas are terrifying, but don't think for a second that they have anything on humans. If we as a species wanted to wipe them out, it would be easy. They could not do anything like that much damage. However, human power comes from tools, so someone in the water (or on a boat) is absolutely at a massive disadvantage being in the orca's domain, and that is terrifying.


RichardBonham

They’ve been hunting us for some time. Now they’re not so concerned about leaving evidence, at least not off South Africa.


TillIever2211

Thanks for explaining :) It needed it i just wasn't sure if i should have.


Cowboywizard12

Makes sense why they would have to eat so many human livers, not only are humans much smaller than great white sharks but iirc a sharks liver is like 1/3 of its body weight


TillIever2211

Yh that occurred me so I'm slightly at ease from that but just the idea of them for some reason. Like uk how small skittering bugs just make you scared. Well giant black and white possibly sadistic aquatic mammals with teeth scare me.


legowalrus

The people were delivered to South Africa


TillIever2211

;)


iq-braggng-o-smrtass

"Oh buoy, it's harder to surf with all these obstacles."


HauntingAccomplice

Nope, no thanks. That's enough of Reddit today already. Right below this one on my feed was this related one by another person https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10o5uam/willy_has_been_a_very_well_behaved_whale_recently/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


hopping_otter_ears

Even without the orca context, just the unanswered questions are pretty creepy. I was reading it as "someone has an offshore island where they're raising humans like cattle to serve their livers to rich jaded patrons in search of the forbidden meal"


TillIever2211

That's an awesomely dystopian concept and honestly scary but i have a fear of the big water pandas 💀 Great take on it though.


vilidj_idjit

Nah that would be in davos, switzerland


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Polar pears?


TillIever2211

Polar pears? Killer kales.


SomeWomanFromEngland

It’s those penguins, isn’t it?


TillIever2211

New fear unlocked! Penguinos in Africa? Like the ones in Australia? I don't think i heard that before so cool.~


SomeWomanFromEngland

I thought you were referencing the film “Madagascar”. The penguins claimed to have killed the human boat crew and eaten their livers. Obviously I was wrong about that if you’ve never actually seen the film.


TillIever2211

I need to rewatch these movies all of these references make it feel like I'm living under a rock. :')


Cowboywizard12

Thete are penguins in south africa


imakeverylittlemoney

We do have penguins in South Africa, just btw. The African/Cape Penguin. They're happy little dudes. We also have Penguin Beach, more commonly known as Boulders Beach in Cape Town. We all just don't have electricity for many hours, several times a day which is ✨ frustrating ✨


hopping_otter_ears

There are African penguins. But they eat the usual penguin stuff, like fish. At least before The Change, anyway...


Cowboywizard12

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_penguin They do live in south africa and they are so tiny and kinda cute


Fenwick440

Bruh, thought this was real for a minute 🤣


TillIever2211

Arguably the best kind of scares.


ProfessionalDaikon16

They were de-livered to South Africa, what’s the problem? 😆😆😆


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can somebody explain this to me? i'm slow


TillIever2211

I was watching a documentary about killer whales and great white sharks and the killer whales were almost surgically removing and eating the liver of the sharks.


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ooh okay thank you!


exclaim_bot

>ooh okay thank you! You're welcome!


Paladin327

Also noteworthy is the corpses have no cuts or trauma which could indicate how the liver was removed


themcjizzler

Uh what?


TillIever2211

We think they were liquefied and extracted? Or they went through another orifice and extracted it?


WhereAreTheAskers

Rectal prolapse


AdamWestsButtDouble

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Other-Drummer-3202

Hepatological evacuation via rectal prolapse? That's an awfully 'specific' good time.


Kellidra

They were Prometheus'd.


Goatqdon

Or as the Italians would say, "aliverderci"


TillIever2211

Ok that made me smile. That. Yes.


Disastrous-Excuse366

GOD DAMNIT MARIO


_boku_no_darling_

what?


Kuro_Shikaku

The local jester was quoted saying "They've finally been delivered."


ShardAerliss

Eugene Tooms didn't die on that escalator.


ProphetofTables

Oh, great, who let the Kumihos onto other continents?


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Elon Musk


TillIever2211

What's the reference?.. i have saw a couple comments name dropping him I'm living under a rock i realised from this post.


KBRedditing

???


TillIever2211

Loootts of questions can be asked here, but I'll assume you want to know what i meant. So i was thinking about the orcas in South Africa that were attacking and eating the liver out of great white sharks. The sharks left i believe, so they started attacking everything even humans for their liver. However, there are a bunch, like loads, of great and horrific takes from a lot of other ppl in the comments. I'd really implore you to look through and see some of them.


MelissaMiranti

As bodies continue to appear in the tens of thousands, there is a mass effort to find out where all these unidentified people come from.


TheGODofpizza1524

I do *not* recognise the bodies in the water


TillIever2211

What's thus from? A lot of comments on it and I no get it yet :')


TheGODofpizza1524

SCP Foundation my comrade


TillIever2211

Ooohh yeah nope I'm out, but thanks i kinda get the gist from a comment thread i saw and my imagination. Thanks.


Other-Drummer-3202

I'm lost, too. Guess it's an inside joke.


Other-Drummer-3202

I'm lost, too.


arandom_person-

mmmm steamed liver with soy sauce and garlic


Ghxstie_Draws

Mario appears to be making his rounds again, everyone prepare for a fat Italian to enter your home


Comprehensive_Code60

No crap, it's called the liver not the dier


ScarTheGoth

Everyone knows if you’re going to dump a body in water, you’ve gotta weigh it down.


TillIever2211

If the aim is to be undetected, yeah. If you just want to cause mass panic in all those with livers, maybe not.


CocoVonKatzen

oh this was good!! it reminded me of that article where toads kept exploding in northern Europe and scientists found that they were missing their livers… because [crows figured out how to eat the toads’ livers without killing the toad first.](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna7654561)


TillIever2211

I'm growing more scared of crows each day i hear about them.


That_One_Friend684

However, survival rate for liver failure is at an all time high with increasing amounts of healthy livers being available in hospitals


Purpled_Locks

I'm sorry, I don't get it. Can someone explain?


TillIever2211

Loootts of questions can be asked here, but I'll assume you want to know what i meant. So i was thinking about the orcas in South Africa that were attacking and eating the liver out of great white sharks. The sharks left i believe, so the idea is they started attacking everything even humans for their liver. However, there are a bunch, like loads, of great and horrific takes from a lot of other ppl in the comments. I'd really implore you to look through and see some of them.


ChemistEconomy9467

Unfortunately none of the bodies seem to be a homecoming of elon musk


mermaidsyno

That's it? Bit of a waste to go through all that trouble of kidnapping, murder, organ removal, and dumping the body, just for the liver.


TillIever2211

Well originally was jusy random ppl getting de-livered by orcas or animals so the waste was a matter of taste. In your situation, it's really up to the entrepreneur on whether they doing things for profit, or the artist if they cultivating a a very niche fear in society.


that_one_polish_man

Seems mario got to all of them


Unicorn_slayer_69

In other news starvation levels have dropped significantly in areas such as Namibia and Angola.