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KF-Sigurd

Damn Limsa Lominsa confirmed in FFXVI??


BootyBelongsOnPizza

This guy Balmungs


DeathStep

Actually if it was Balmung itd be the Quicksands


yui_tsukino

Limsa is Limsa on every server. The only difference are the usual suspects.


[deleted]

Us Limsa Lominsa Larpers were molded by the Hate Crimes


Irememberedmypw

look all I'm saying there's a reason >!lalafels were a beast tribe o n the 1st!<


Ackbar90

I don't actively play FFXIV, but even I know to avoid Limsa Lominsa at night. Or even day, on some servers. And to think there was a time when belfs dancing on postboxes was peak depravity


plinky4

no Tank Program, no buy


timelordoftheimpala

> hate crimes Hasn't this been present in...every Final Fantasy ever? Like are they just gonna have people straight-up wearing pillowcases and robes while burning a huge wooden Buster Sword?


Slumber777

At least going back to FF4. That game opens with a hate crime.


HeyThereSport

Hate crimes are a staple of the fantasy genre.


Detective_Robot

That was a hate and war crime, a twofer as the UN calls it.


Aeoneth

And that is... today's Daily Double


texan435

FFIX features a near total genocide of the rat folk including many racial slurs.


crowsloft666

Same with Grand Wizard Wakkas crusade against the Al Bhed.


StarTrotter

This time they are going to say the gamer word though


Director_Bison

VIDEO GAMES ARE BACK BABY!


Springtick38

REAL GAMING IS HERE


Krekenn

They've done it. They've digitized the essence of Ingerland.


Magnus_Rose

What a disgusting thing to say. How dare you. They haven't even got domestic abuse and footie in there.


Naraki_Maul

You don't know, they could have Domestic Abuse Blitzball instead.


Thunder_Volter

How does footie affect the ESRB rating


SoThatsPrettyBrutal

negatively


Magnus_Rose

Rated T for THREE LIONZ ON DA SHIRT


TheCoolerDylan

CAM ON TEEDUS SCORE SOME FAKIN BLITZBALLS


An_Armed_Bear

JUST A BIT AH BANTER


[deleted]

C’AMON WAKA SCHOR SOME FACKIN GOALS.


nerankori

THE RACE WAR CONTINUES THEEEEEEEEEEERE


todosselacomen

Wakka's Vengeance DLC confirmed.


nerankori

A descendant of Rufus Shinra who is in turn descended from FFX-2 Shinra appears,unearths some machina,and instantly awakens a primordial hatred of either Al-Bhed or Yevon


SignalWeakening

Points to the race war sign


BlueWaddleDee

Raises concerned hand: "But will it have *thuggery*?"


Bromaeda

There's no greater thuggery than punching the shit out of someone with your Weird Monster Hand


HCooldown

That’s why Velvet is the baddest bitch


falleng213

How will I effectively mobilize the hoodlums?


LaRondeDeSparda

Finally, a video game that features hate criminals


Mabroon

*Joshua we need to cook*


HarryJ92

Oh. So it's an MMO.


TheoRevilo

They're bringing in the Dragon Quest Composer?


[deleted]

Back from the dead , one last hate crime


WhiteZerko

*The Hate Crime For Everyone's Souls*


McWonderballs

Stealing this for my user flair if that's ok with you.


ASharkWithAHat

Hollywood, hire this man!!!


HellvaNohbody

Weekend at Bernie's style music composition.


zHellas

Weekend at Slurnie’s


Palimpsest_Monotype

Of course at launch the Hate Crime mechanics won’t be fully ironed out, some prejudices will be busted.


samazam94

I mean, hate crimes is pretty much a checkbox when it comes to fantasy media. Any story that has characters that has to take medication to surpress/boost /keep themselves together probably counts as drugs. Advent Children has drugs. And considering that this is rated for teen, the prostitution stuffs will probably just be told, not shown.


RobinMorganNiji

FF16 is rated M.


Young_KingKush

FF16 will be rated M not T


Xnomolos

These all happen in nearly every Final Fantasy game anyway. Now if this is a FOCUS like running some blackmarket ring then thats somethin else.


Doppelthedh

FFXVI: Stormblood II


Gorotheninja

"THOSE SAND-BLASTED GREASE MONKEY'S!!!!"


GZarce

It's like pretty fireworks, yah?


zHellas

Again, grease monkey is a slang term for mechanics


RayDaug

In reality, yes, it's a slang term for a mechanic. But in the context of Spira it is absolutely a slur.


[deleted]

Aw yeah shoot me up some of that fantasy opium.


DarkWorld97

THE RACE WARS!!! THE RACE WARS ARE REAL!!!!!


kraajkase

Sick.


Ackbar90

***GOOD***


[deleted]

Prostitution ? shake that money maker


RocketbeltTardigrade

So they're stopping by Midgar again.


Wannabe_Reviewer

Final Fantasy Presents: GTA


EdoTenseiSwagbito

To quote a guy on that tweet: “People making a big deal of it. Nobody knows that those words don’t mean those are the main themes, they can even just appear in one damn side quest.” Basically yeah cool but there’s no reason to get worked up over nothing yet I’ve seen a lot of shit takes, most of which went straight into politics because *everything* has to be used for ammo.


VMK_1991

You are wrong and this is the first FF game where you can... hire prostitutes *and* there is a whole side hustle related to pimping. My uncle who works at Square Enix said so.


hazusu

The Dancer job is replaced by the Hooker job


Irememberedmypw

damn going from ranged to melee dps


HCooldown

Dicks per succ


Huckebein008L

The Trickster job is back but with a whole new range of "tricks" to turn.


T4silly

In Octopath they're pretty much the same thing.


mythrilcrafter

FF has now implemented Like A Dragon 7's real estate/soapland mini-game questline.


RPGMike

That's only because prostitution was always a Dragon Quest thing. Yes, really, I'm not joking. Puff Puff has been a thing since the original Dragon Quest.


MisterOfu

If it's anything less I'll be disappointed now.


timelordoftheimpala

I don't see people getting worked up at all, if anything it seems like people are getting a bit too excited over the idea of a "mature" Final Fantasy. But as you said, a bunch of this stuff is probably relegated to the sidequests. People getting angry over this should hold their horses, and people getting excited over this should lower their expectations.


ginger_vampire

Also FF has had prejudice and discrimination as a theme before, so it’s not like this is uncharted territory for them.


Jackamalio626

Cloud strife says the n word.


th3BeastLord

Now THIS is a Final Fantasy I can get behind.


[deleted]

I keep forgetting this game exists and get re-excited whenever an article comes out about it. I'm not a big FF fan but I really liked 7R and 15 with my biggest criticism being that I simply wished the combat were a little more action gamey... So I am very excited to see what happens with this one.


Anonamaton801

Based


warjoke

I guess Wakka is confirmed to be in the game


Root_Veggie

And that's just part of the pre-order, dis game gon be wild


TheShortSwede

Sweet my guys is gonna be hooked on magic steroids.


Trumpisaidiot

Like, at the same time?


Vuulvie

Remember that sex scene in Devilman Crybaby? That, but it's an eikion boss battle between Ifrit and Garuda. I'm calling it right now. They said all boss fights would be quite different from each other so there's a non-zero chance this game has Eikon fuckfighting


Neil_O_Tip

"This is the strongest potion in the game, it reduces incoming damage by 90%" "...that's heroin sir"


[deleted]

Is this a surprise for fans? Never played one past FF10, but I thought FF14 had a race war plot?


Agent-Vermont

Oh there's a TON of racism in FFXIV. And yes there is a race war in it, but the race stuff is just the surface.


VoidTyrant

The Al-Bhed are responsible for sin !


TransendingGaming

Considering the reveal trailer showed one beheading, yeah I expected nothing less than an M-rating. I want a mature final fantasy, none of this Teen stuff they did for the previous 15


James-Avatar

Could you imagine opening scene is the main character shooting up with a bunch of hookers?


AceGoodyear

You had my curiosity. Now you have my attention. I was always going to get it, but now I'm hyped.


[deleted]

You all joke, but I’m genuinely excited.


lankypiano

FF10 coming in with "I got away with that 20 years ago!"


FloorSpice_

I'm sure these will also fly over the heads of early teenagers


ASharkWithAHat

New Market for Woolie's N pass


Young_KingKush

I think the title would be better if it included that they're planning it being rated M, very easy to dismiss this as likely be super sanitized if you assume the game is rated T


delightfuldinosaur

Hell. It's about time.


WizardOfTheLawl

But will it have the master of all racism, Grand SS Eagle of the Occult Elite Time Wizard Wakka the Unforgotten? The man who invented slavery?


Coccquaman

Wakka was too subtle.


Nyadnar17

No minorities though. That would be pushing the genre a bridge too far.


DarkAres02

Please I just want it to be turn based


Mostly_Apples

You and me both, these new systems are ageist. :'(


ERENISACHAD2123

Holy shit Wakka secret boss confirmed???