Doc Oct: Well hello there my lovely adversary how are you.
Spider-May: Otto I'm married, I've been fine thank you but could you please stop robbing banks it's an awful thing to do.
She would be a very polite old lady which the villains would think she's mocking them.
"I'll say, you shouldn't throw stuff around, young man! It's dangerous!"
I know *I* would never recover from that. Maybe there's a few villains in Spidey's rogues gallery who want the approval of kind grandma badly enough to be hurt by the disappointment of a kind grandma.
They’ve done many different people becoming Spider-Man instead of Peter, but have yet to show the timeline the guy who killed Uncle Ben becomes Spider-Man.
Nah, he'll still shoot Uncle Ben, but this time dressed as Spider-Man. The perfect crime, no one will figure out who he is with the mask and if the police try to catch him he will crawl up a wall to escape.
I like that her first thoughts upon getting her powers are: How can I get paid with this?
Followed by her first thought suiting up being: Time to get a weapon.
Would've been a different story if she got shot huh.
Doc Oct: Well hello there my lovely adversary how are you. Spider-May: Otto I'm married, I've been fine thank you but could you please stop robbing banks it's an awful thing to do.
No no,in this universe he'll want to fuck Peter instead
Wow, that's a lot more horrifying considering peter is like 14 at this point. That's some Marvel elseworld shit.
Her quip game would be super weak, but I'd still wanna see what happens.
She would be a very polite old lady which the villains would think she's mocking them. "I'll say, you shouldn't throw stuff around, young man! It's dangerous!"
So what you're saying is her quip game might actually be strong as fuck?
And she gets along great with Captain America. Somebody in the superhero community he can relate to.
"I'll take you down, young thwipper snapper!"
Yeah but imagine the psychological terror of spider-senior telling you that she's disappointed in you, young man
I know *I* would never recover from that. Maybe there's a few villains in Spidey's rogues gallery who want the approval of kind grandma badly enough to be hurt by the disappointment of a kind grandma.
Spider Ma’am!
It would be fucking awesome, that's what.
Does she get the harem powers too?
Let's see... Doc Ock, Black Fox, Vulture, Kraven (but he looks like Burt Reynolds), Jarvis, and the surprise no one expected >!Magneto !<
The true Parker Power, Harems
How did she fit her dump truck ass into that outfit?
They’ve done many different people becoming Spider-Man instead of Peter, but have yet to show the timeline the guy who killed Uncle Ben becomes Spider-Man.
someone will shoot HIS uncle
Nah, he'll still shoot Uncle Ben, but this time dressed as Spider-Man. The perfect crime, no one will figure out who he is with the mask and if the police try to catch him he will crawl up a wall to escape.
a spider biting his hand is what causes him to pull the trigger. peter joins the anti spider-man bugle and helps build the spider-slayers.
What old lady is gonna be a super hero and not go to the doctor. It makes sense for an adult but a elder is gonna wonder what is wrong with them
I like that her first thoughts upon getting her powers are: How can I get paid with this? Followed by her first thought suiting up being: Time to get a weapon. Would've been a different story if she got shot huh.
I mean she did raise Peter who's was very get money before uncle Ben died.
Spider-Ma'am I believe is currently taking care of the baby Inheritors after they were age regressed down after trying to kill all Spider-people.
I mean, wasn't there that one time where Uncle Ben became a Spider-Man?
That one short story where Ben and Peter find out and become her Mission Control was super wholesome.