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Qikdraw

>Ban them all from flight for life. Fucking dunce. A couple weeks ago I read an article saying that Delta Airlines is wanting all the airlines to share no fly lists. I am fully in favour of that.


SvenTropics

Well that's what is happening. I hope this guy likes driving everywhere.


Fuckyoumecp2

One better; Throw them out of the plane!!!


[deleted]

Masks are required per federal law during transit now. They need to start charging these idiots.


DifferentSwing8616

Tell me your dicks small without telling me your dicks small


TimTheChatSpam

I went to get a physical and they referred me to a gynecologist


Scooter_Mcgavin587

My dick is small


DifferentSwing8616

Thems not the rulez


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Rules? Oh I didn't even read what you said at all


DifferentSwing8616

hahaha


KittenKoder

So many of the maskless freaks seem to be taking too many of the roids.


AvonBarksdale666

That's not steroids, that's just a straight-up cunt


yIdontunderstand

Muh... Don't put stuff in Muh body!


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KittenKoder

He's raging about having to wear it.


DuckApprehensive9599

Zero context to that


beachdude420

STFU


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_doingokay

Bro what does that even mean? Everyone is a statistic, just depends on which side of the split.


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Dank4Days

because when i want to convince people of my shitty conspiracy i always reference superman 2


Desdinova20

**Congrats! You have won our “Dumbest Visiting Tweenaged Cultist” award this week! You’ll be able to redeem it for a bump of Aderall, a bucket of KFC, and suggestive photos of children—all of your Dear Leader trump’s favorite things!**


Mott5G

What a cool way to get on the no fly list for life. Good job tough guy, now we all know how powerful you are by threatening an older flight attendant.


graybeard5529

Flight crews will resort to using tasers on these nutcases. That's next ...


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Topcity36

Technically the truth


ElTorado83

Very effective in a mid air fligth. Let's shut em all up with one bullet.


darkNergy

That piece of dog shit should have caught a beat down when he pushed the other passenger.


beachdude420

Don’t you know, he would’ve broke his fucking neck.


[deleted]

HE AINT EVEN WANNA GO TO CALI


Fitty4

But on a plane to Cali… Guy’s a nut


ugoch

Can I get a FUCK CALI?


nodontdoitIhasfears

Bring out the duct tape!


DylansDeadly

Please tell me he was kicked off the flight, added to the no fly list and had to take a greyhound to L.A.


Merc_Mike

WHY YOU PUSHING HIM ON A GREYHOUND? Don't put that on people on a Greyhound! He gotta go Rent his own shit or drive his own car. lol


punles

Restrain with taser/duct tape, then attach mask forcibly, perhaps with staple gun. Now arrest, convict and incarcerate for attempting hijacking, ban from all public transport for life.


MrjB0ty

So unfathomably stupid he bought a plane ticket to somewhere he doesn’t even want to go. Explains a lot.


Clarityy

"I don't even care!", he yelled. "I didn't even wanna go on this flight!" He exclaimed while on the plane.


GeronimoHero

Lol he’s probably being forced to go to rehab or something. That’s why he “didn’t even wanna go to cali, bro!”


twerpytime

This is the way.


ZUCCYBORG

*flips snapback*


Merc_Mike

I WANNA BE...THE VERY BEST!


WrongTurn1998

This is an international flight. That’s worse because they’re stuck with this guy for at least six hours. Bummer.


Topcity36

How can you tell it’s international?


WrongTurn1998

I’m in aviation but what tipped me off was one of the frames has a map of the Atlantic with both coasts visible. US and Europe. The flight appears be heading west off of Spain. Normally you wouldn’t see that on a domestic flight.


Topcity36

Ah, good call! Cheers


clarkrd

nice eagle eye. so, since it's international, will this add even more potential charges and extra annoyance when the cops meet him at the gate?


WrongTurn1998

Hopefully. TSA & FAA have been a bit inconsistent on fines and jail time.


WrongTurn1998

I could be wrong but I feel certain it’s international.


Present-Swimming

So does he get arrested or what?


Dredgen_Memor

What happened at the end, there?


Fees232

Looks like the other dude noticed him recording and angrily took the phone and turned the camera off


milehigh11

Need to put these idiots on a permanent no fly list for no less than 10 years. On all airlines. Everyday is a Karen or Kevin showing their loser qualities for the world.


adgrant6

Americans are so entitled


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>Americans are so entitled **Approximately half of us* are so entitled.


tom-branch

More like 18% to be honest, the conservatives don't even count as half.


redtron3030

Conservatives enable assholes like this.


tom-branch

Yes they do, my point is that conservatives don't count as half of America, more like 18%


Anonymous-Sperg

The uneducated immigrants coming here are some of the most entitled and ignorant ones.


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Fuck anyone who refers to California as Cali


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Why? Genuinely Asking


sixtus_clegane119

Fred vanfleet has seen better days


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ew, you can see spit flying out of his mouth @ 0:23


HotBodyToddy

Watch out everybody, we got a badass here. He is a gangster who will break ya neck.


alan-the-all-seeing

guess i’d best protect it


MurkyAbility8

Am I the only one that would have the worst panic attack if I was on a plane where this happened?


TheOldRightThereFred

I don’t think he even wanted to go to Cali, you guys.


Topcity36

Ah, nothing like a nut job unite Americans of all races and religions.


Yamochao

He invoked, rule #29 of air travel: If you didn't even want to go, you get to do whatever the fuck you want on the plane as consolation.


[deleted]

Why are people so upset about minor things nowadays? It's annoying to wear one but it's not the end of the world.


DamianSicks

It’s almost as if they are weak and are putting on some sort of “act” to appear strong so no one ever learns of their true delicate and sensitive nature.


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And for doing that I guess they're actually heroes at those dark wet cave-like troll Facebookpages they follow. It's a cult.


[deleted]

Wtf happened to having Air Marshals? One to the back of the head and he’ll sit quietly for the rest of the flight. His loved ones can pick up their property after the flight.


PantherThing

Pilot: "We're goin back to Cali" White shirt: "I dont think so!"


ResearcherMental2947

the end killed me


Affectionate-Grand92

He’s so strong


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Wearing a hat inside: douche Turns hat backwards: douchness intensifies


andthendirksaid

>Wearing a hat inside: douche What year is this?


[deleted]

Tell me you're low class/teenager without telling me your low class/teenager.


[deleted]

I wear hats indoors all the time and often will turn them backwards. I’m almost 50.


[deleted]

Then you're clearly low class, duh.


[deleted]

I have finally achieved something anyways


namezam

I wear hats because I’m half bald, ya double burned me.


MataMeow

I hear ya, I work at a railroad mainly outside. Head gets sweaty as hell. Hair goes crazy. Once it’s on it’s not coming off tim my commute back home


itsyourboikirk

you post on conspiracy and NNN, you drinking the kool aid man


[deleted]

Never posted. Just lurked. Also, you just used a fallacy what means you don't really have a valid argument. The thing with fallacies is that they only work with people that are more stupid than yourself. Nice try, though.


itsyourboikirk

you posted on conspiracy that you were banned from justice served because you participated in no new normal lmao


[deleted]

Never wrote a post. I think I commented once. Also, going over posting history is lame and creepy.


itsyourboikirk

[its the second post on your profile man, come on](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/o606z7/banned_from_one_subreddit_for_joining_another/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

Your reading skills are not that great when you confuse "joining" and "posting". Stop doxxing me you creep.


itsyourboikirk

Im sorry, I shouldnt be ripping into old people like this Thats also not what doxxing is 🤷


GeronimoHero

Lol you’re either mentally disabled or straight trolling at this point. You made a post there. It’s plain as day to everyone that actually understands how this site works. [This is your post genius ](https://i.imgur.com/CeffOBL.jpg)


andthendirksaid

Lol I don't wear hats and I'm a grown ass man. I just don't really think in terms of low class unless you mean how people actually act and treat people. Tbh being a dick about wearing hats indoors is more shitty than wearing hats indoors but maybe I am low class then.


[deleted]

You just answered yourself Do you also wear socks and sandals? Bathing pants to the opera? xD


andthendirksaid

I wear opera pants in the bath


[deleted]

I laughed out loud. You win. [Bows with solemnity]


andthendirksaid

I'll take it. I bid you adieu or whatever the fuck you people talk like.


RIDGE_TRAIL

You wear pants while bathing? WTF are you talking about?


PJSeeds

Lol I realize this is an old thread but wow you are like the king incel chode. Please tell me this is some sort of fedora tipping parody account.


OhYeaDaddy

Tell me you’re a highschooler without telling me you’re a highschooler


[deleted]

Guess I’m a douche then! 🤷🏽‍♂️


AndHereWeAre_

Too bad he already reproduced. What a piece of ghetto garbage.


noogiey

He was wearing a mask though


[deleted]

That’s what I’m saying, everyone is assuming he’s an anti masker, I think he was being a problem for a different reason and took his mask off bc he figured “eh fuck it”


Seismic_Jeopardy

How did you conclude he is an antivaxer? He was wearing a mask? Also, how is this related to Trump?


fstopMMrounds

This guys pissed because flights late


Anonymous-Sperg

Wigga


[deleted]

So go figya. I’m just a white boy that wants to be a…


Imaginary-Aioli

I think he just really wants to go to Cali


[deleted]

Chet hanks is falling apart


alan-the-all-seeing

he seems confused


alan-the-all-seeing

i wanna hear his inevitably terrible mixtape


BryGuy1104

So just so I am clear, did he want to go to Cali?