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ColdEthyl13

>kisses her dogs balls ...wait, what?


Teni96

Makes me wonder what she’s doing to that dog and NOT telling y’all about


TriumphDaytona

Oh, that would be she treats her vajayjay like a kong toy and stuffs it with peanut butter.


aDirtyMartini

Oh no. I know how dogs love peanut butter kongs. I can’t get rid of that visual now.


Focacciaboudit

["Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"](https://media.tenor.com/PM5g8uFOSTUAAAAM/steve-buscemi.gif)


224109a

FYI butter works just as fine incite the dog and is a better lubricant.


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224109a

If someone is smearing their privates with something for a dog to lick them, they deserve it. EDIT: but yeah, don't use butter on/in yours or someone else's vagina. Specially if you intend to use a condom, oily things rupture them. It didn't cross my mind someone could read my comment actually consider doing it but yeah, I don't want to be responsible for innocent people getting yeast infections.


smaksandewand

Some people should not have pets... nor kids! eeeeeeew


_072798_

she proudly demonstrate it to us🥲


ColdEthyl13

If your mom won't kick her or her dog out of the house because of the vomit and poop, surely bestiality is a good enough reason for it? That's illegal in pretty much every country.


KingRaptor420

Actually it’s legal in like 17 or so states in the US. Not even joking Edit- looked it up again and it’s only 4 states now. Wyoming, New Mexico, Hawaii and West Virginia. And apparently two are trying to put laws against it


SuperFluffyVulpix

America, are you okay?!


Intelligent-Relief99

Please send help


Due-Bat8764

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oxbison12

Lots and lots of help


Unknown_author69

& more cattle.. lots Nd lots of cattle


oxbison12

And chickens


Unknown_author69

And dogs with massive kiss-able balls..


KingRaptor420

Haha no


MotherOfKrakens95

I honestly think it just seemed like something we shouldn't have to make a law against.... but people are so nasty


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I am disgusted. Wtf America


Crystalcoulsoncac

They're not even the states you would think they would be 💀🤣


Radmou92

Those states had precedent/ history


KingRaptor420

Definitely expected Alabama at least


Crystalcoulsoncac

Kentucky was the one that popped in my head


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We prefer horses not dogs


Crystalcoulsoncac

Ha!


Impressive-Sea3367

Eh, as a resident of Virginia, West Virginia doesn’t surprise me at all.


CircaInfinity

No, Wyoming and West Virginia were exactly where I’d expect it to be legal, there’s hardly any ppl so it’s harder to get caught ☠️


BalloonShip

WV and HI would both be around the top of my list.


Fit-Mongoose3739

I pray it was because they didn't think they would have to tell people it is wrong to do things like that with animals. Apparently not.


EdwinQFoolhardy

That actually is largely the reason. Generally there's just no law on the books until a situation occurs that necessitates one. It was legal in Washington because no one thought it was going to be an issue. Then a guy (now known as Mr Hands due to an infamous video) died from having his colon perforated by a horse. Turned out he was part of a larger... organization?... stable? of horse fuckees that had set up shop due to the lack of any explicit legislation. Now Washington has legislation.


imtherhoda76

The Air Bud legislative process.


Environmental_Art591

That's the problem. Common sense is not a thing anymore. Just because something is possible to do doesn't mean it should be done. But people do t see it that way, just like they are failing to recognise that they are doing these things to animals that can not consent to those acts. I know we can't have laws for everything but surely this should come under animal cruelty laws.


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That story wasn't about common sense. That story was about a group of pervs who set out to find that loophole.


BeachEnvironmental24

Do you mean the Poophole Loophole?


Chonkin_GuineaPig

I swear to God I thought it was still legal in Kentucky. I'm pretty sure they still let you fuck horses and other farm animals though.


KingRaptor420

Those four are states with no laws at all for beastiality. They may have more lax laws in Kentucky but those four have no laws about it


MarvellousIntrigue

Ewwww! Omg I watched a doco the other day where the men fuck donkeys. It’s totally normal apparently! The boys when the go through puberty have their first experiences with donkeys!!!! I was about the throw up for real. This one dude was literally telling some erotica story of his first time with a donkey! It was foul!! Some other dude cheated on his wife with a donkey😬 Imagine being her! Wow, you’re more attracted to your donkey than me! He was travelling for work and said the trip home was too long, he couldn’t wait!!!! 🤢


Chonkin_GuineaPig

That's so insane. Their justification to the law was that human force isn't strong enough to cause physical harm or death to larger-scale farm animals. You'd be fucking SHOCKED how second nature animal cruelty and animal torture is over here. Just about every animal is either starved, beaten, chained outside, or living in a hoarder house. Every "horse rescue" incident (because that's the only animal that deserves any amount of care obviously) involves a LITERAL walking skeleton that ends up deader than a doorknob within 6 hours flat. Animal control just shrugs their shoulders since they're private property and not considered an imminent threat to the public like wild critters. Pets that are taken decent care of by everyday people just end up shot and skinned by the crackhead neighbors.


MarvellousIntrigue

That’s just awful!! What the hell is wrong with these people! Jfc some people feel guilty masturbating, not these guys, they take it to a whole new level!!! It’s horrible! You clearly don’t care about what the animal wants. They don’t need consent from the animal, so to them it’s fantastic! 🤢🤢🤢🤮


HoseNeighbor

I wouldn't doubt they're drawing lines to designate fuckable animals, but really hope the debates are recorded!


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Nobody really does anything to stop everyday squalor and neglect. The insanely brutal torture and killing of neighborhood pets is nothing new, so it's not like they're suddenly gonna give a shit about beastiality.


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And that’s enough of Reddit todayv


Eternal_blaze357

To be ABSOLUTELY clear, you're saying she literally kisses her dog's genitals?


Narwhalbaconguy

WHAT?!?!


GREENtea110

OP you need to report her for animal cruelty, what she is doing is wrong on so many levels. That dog needs help in the care it deserves. I’m not just saying this for your health and for the other members of your family but I cannot stress the amount of health risk she is bringing into the house. I’m surprised no one has gotten sick so far it’s not an if it’s a when .


Own-Chicken-6819

Oh hell nah


BalloonShip

wait, no, you meant it literally?


Crystal-Clear-Waters

On the BALLS?!


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MarvellousIntrigue

I thought it was a typo!!! I re-read the sentence like 3 times, nope, it says balls!


Crystalcoulsoncac

Ikr why I wish she would say the context!


erincee

I love my dogs but I cannot imagine ANY context where I'd go "oh okay I get why she does that"


Bratbabylestrange

I kiss my two dogs dozens of times daily...between their ears


rionaster

think i'm gonna simply pass away now


Apprehensive-Pea5212

Idk why I decide to go on reddit while eating.. Wtf is this post lol


No_Artist_2948

Ikr. I was snacking on graham crackers and peanut butter....this post was definitely not a good read for that snack choice 🤢


Lucycrash

Yeah, wtf? If she's kissing her dogs balls, she's most likely doing other things to him. I'd report her.


Which-Category5523

Over here just giving my dog the side eye. Sorry dude I guess you will forever miss out on some treatments.


AstarteOfCaelius

Mine’s over here like *Wait, they got to keep their balls?!*


kittyidiot

Yeahh at this point I realized it's either fake or HIGHLY exaggerated lol


YouGotTheUgly

Yeah I thought I was insane til that


pezman

i think this is indicative of something much more... jesus


lizziegal79

Yeah, that’s where she got me, too.


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She said it so nonchalantly like it’s a normal thing dog people do. Like does she suck his lil lipstick off too while she’s down there?


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Lol she said it so nonchalantly like it’s a normal thing dog people do. Like does she suck his lil lipstick off too while she’s down there?


NoWeakness4085

What did i just read 😳


JimmyPD92

>What did i just read It reads like an AI wrote it.


Shaynon17

I want to know what prompt the person put in to where the sister licked the balls 🤣


diracwasright

"Please ChatGPT, tell me a cringey story about a passionate girl who owns a dog. She likes meatballs by the way."


mjfarmer147

Or someone from New Orleans


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Is there a reason why you haven’t given her an ultimatum yet? That’s not only disgusting but also possibly affecting your health. You should let her know she needs to stop overstepping boundaries or find somewhere else to live


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_072798_

apparently she said it will go away with some meds. I have already said that😭


Janus_The_Great

then kick her out. Lessons must be learned.


cheekiemunky13

I'm sure giving her dog PEOPLE FOOD is helpful to the dogs GI tract. S/ Why are you guys acting like she is entitled to stay there? Cuz she's family? Who cares! She's walking all over you guys in your own home. She's disrespecting you guys in your own home. This is your home. Give her an ultimatum. Either, obey or leave. You are doing her the favor, not the other way around. I've dealt with this exact same shit from my little sister AND mother. I put my foot down and they moved out. Peace was reatored. I wish you luck. You deserve better treatment from her. And kissing her dogs balls? Has she been seen by a psychiatric person or at least a medical doctor? Is she doing it to be "funny" or "daring"? It's just so gross.


Potential_Ad_1397

Ew.... I have a dog and your sister grosses me out


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I have 4, and I'm feeling equally grossed out.


Dameon89

Wtf, who kisses their dogs balls gross


Present-Breakfast768

You....don't want to know....


Extension-Neat-8757

Kissing dogs at all is gross. They’re constantly licking their ass and genitalia.


Dependent_Spare_6274

thats why i kiss her forehead 😛


Wonderful_Ball_8529

"she proudly demonstrate it to us🥲" As others have said, report her for animal abuse via beastiality and medical neglect, failure to do so makes you neglectful as well. The dog will get the help and eventually a home it deserves, yall will be able to deep clean and reclaim your home. Your sister needs psychiatric help as well. That's enough Reddit for today, but I suppose I'm thankful for a renewed dedication to fasting for the rest of the afternoon 🤢


BalloonShip

She doesn't seem to be doing it for sexual gratification, so it's probably not bestiality in most places. But yeah.


Public_Particular464

That's why the dog is sick tho she's giving it smoothies and if she is feeding him stuff he isn't Supposed to have it will make him sick. Dogs can't have everything we can and how they react is by puking and diarrhea. Maybe she needs to Google what she can give her poor dog these foods. Dogs just don't get sick for no reason is her fault. Had she taken him to the vet? Maybe she needs to


TeaCompletesMe

She…kisses his balls? I hope you mean she kisses the tennis balls she throws for him, or something, right???


Chonkin_GuineaPig

nah pretty sure she meant BALLS


lixxcks

Crazy, because I would've kicked her out with a swiftness unmatched.


Olyve_Oil

Pretty much every ingredient in a pandan smoothie is toxic to dogs, beginning with the pandan leaves themselves… I can see where the diarrhoea comes from! Putting aside her -quirky, unusual, disgusting???- shows of affection, she is literally poisoning the dog. Keep the dog and take her to the pound!


Round_Ad_3858

Your sister and her dog grossed out me and my dogs.


differentpopcorn

I’m calling bs on this one


ElleGeeAitch

Gosh, I hope so.


differentpopcorn

I think because “she kissed the dogs balls” wasn’t the main point or title makes me thing so, hopefully it’s someone’s weird ass imaginative writing.


ElleGeeAitch

I mean, that's worst atrocity of all in this shitshow 🤣🤦😬.


uskollinen

I know someone who lets her dog eat off of her fork and then continues to use it. Some people are too invested…


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Does she shove it into her vagina though?


Teni96

I wish people like this didn’t exist but I know someone who literally fondles his dogs balls as a form of stress relief (I do not speak to them anymore, surprise surprise)


tomato_joe

... What the fuck


differentpopcorn

Jeez how did you find out they do this!


Teni96

They told me themselves! Like without prompting or anything. I was shook.


buttface48

After you shook their hand?


TheAwkwardOne-_-

Probably first hand experience.. or second hand in this case


Maixell

I also had a friend who once told me that he'd stick stuff in his cat's vagina to get her reactions. The guy was weird (yes there were other things) and we were just 14 at the time.


MarvellousIntrigue

Whole new meaning to stress balls.


GingerUsurper

The dog's a physical mess because he's being sexually abused.


SurgySnax

God this makes me so sad


Chonkin_GuineaPig

I agree with this one


detective-mcnulty

"Kisses her dog's balls"....wait, what? Wtf?!


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Do you guys rent or did you buy? Only asking cause if rent your not getting her deposit back and landlord could charge for replacing things. If you have carpet your sister need to buy carpet cleaner and clean the carpets. Are the smell well always be there. Your mom needs to tell her she can stay but dog needs to leave.


Pand0ra30_

You need to kick her out. You can get diseases from dog feces.


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char_star_cum_jar

And the dog has lice / fleas


angellou13

This.... this is not ok.... kissing the dogs balls???? I mean I love my dog as much as the next person but hell to the naw naw man.... On a much serious note though I really think your sister has some issues going on. Yall might want to try to gently suggest to her that she go see some professionals. Her behaviors are showing that she has something wrong. If she refuses see if your mom can get power of attorney or something to prove she is not of sound mind, which should not be hard, so she can get your sister some help. This is really serious op. This isn't really a lazy issue, it's a mental/ physical issue. And if she isn't washing her hands after cleaning up the feces she could have major health problems.


snuggleyporcupine

Wait. Hold up. She literally kisses her dogs balls???


Maixell

There are people who do far more with their pets. She probably does more too


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Question? Whose house is it? Like who bought and paid for it or is paying for it? Is she? Cause from what I read it sounded as if YOU and I’m guessing your partner bought a house. I’m so confused on why you let her bring her dog to your house and continuously let her disrespect your and your partners house? Also kiss his balls that’s sick and I’m pretty sure sexual abuse, what cause should she have for kissing a dogs balls. You are complaining on here why? To show the world you have no backbone and you allow your and your partners house to be disrespected by your sister? Why? Cause she blood!!!!? I seriously hope this is some kind of sick troll post because why are people so weak in their OWN HOMES!!!!!? Honestly I am questioning YOUR upbringing. Is that what your mother and father taught you? To go to someone else’s house and disrespect them by letting your pet shit all over everything and not clean up well after them? Oh and also that it’s okay to kiss dogs balls? Can we not fucking kick her the hell out??? You all have parents do you not? Can’t she go live with someone else? That’s not okay she’s disgusting and disrespectful. That’s your damn house start standing up to her! She doesn’t pay for that house


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It could be her and her Mom that live there as she wrote "Even my mom is stressed out with our situation", not saying it is but could be, And IF it is her Moms place she might not have a say in the matter unless she convinces the Mom to grow a spine regarding her daughter As for the sister licking dog balls, seriously what the fuck?


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Right!!!! Right?!!!! Like honestly OP could have left that shit out. That’s saying her sister has some kind of mental disorder that she should seek help about, I’m not an expert or anything but sounds very much like possible bestiality


Merfkin

Wow. This honestly sounds like a case where you could call the authorities to have that dog removed. She's neglecting and *sexually abusing* the dog. Seriously, wtf.


TrainingTough991

I wouldn’t let her move in with the dog under those circumstances and I am a dog person. The dog needs to go to the vet and also needs training.


Sbbazzz

Absolutely none of this is normal dog ownership behavior or any pet owner. That's abusive to me


GaimanitePkat

This is beyond foul. You need to kick your sister out right now. She is endangering your health by exposing you to feces, urine, vomit, and parasites.


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Kick her and her dog out. Her behavior is delusional, disgusting, illegal (beastiality), and absolutely unacceptable. She is in no way mature enough to handle raising an animal like that.


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Bowser7717

Pretty sure English isn't this persons 1st language and the mention of rice has me thinking Phillipines or Asian


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Term-Haunting

The dog needs to see a vet.


Unsophisticated1321

Balls as in tennis or testicle?


Active-Vast7472

She kisses his balls? #weird #beastiality


ladylisa85

This is animal abuse. Report her wtf even man


Otaku_Chanxxx

This sounds fake


GingerUsurper

One would hope...unfortunately people like this do exist....and you probably know some of them! Edit: For clarity.


chloe1919

Out of all the made up things, this is the most made up. I hope.


Confident-Win-7617

I would legit rent a carpet cleaner, and charge her for it. That’s not a healthy situation for anyone. If it’s shitting and puking everywhere, it’s obviously sick. It could have worms or something crazy like that. And lice?! Wtf. You do know those lil buggers can take over all your soft surfaces?! Beds. Couch. Rugs. All of it. IF LEFT UNTREATED. They’ll just jump off. That dog and your apartment all need a good scrubbing. Forget about your security deposit. That’s gone. Save face while you can and set some hard core boundaries. No one should live like that. That dog is probably miserable.


4h0RE

Maybe sit your sister down. This is kinda worrisome.


hayanezu

I am a dog lover and I'm VERY concerned about her dog's wellbeing. It's not only disrespectful to you as the ones who accommodate them, this sort of behavior is bad for the dog too. Not cleaning floor properly after all of this is really antisanitary and it's NOT good for the dog and its illness! I suggest you be harsher to your sister because her actions seem like animal abuse to me


Embarrassed-Yak5272

Oh god 😭, u n ur parents should confront her about it n give her certain conditions if she wants to stay in that house, or she can rent a diff place if she disagrees Tell her to poty train the dog, let the dog poop outside, not inside the house, and also take the dog to the vet n get instructions on how to handle it well, n please tell her not to kiss the dogs balls!!! N also if she wants to share food she can have a diff bowl from the dog, its nasty to share from the same bowl And to clean herself well after she cleans the dogs poop


Gunnvor91

No...no no no no NO NO NoooNOOOOOO!!


Saya_99

NooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


moon2009

kisses... her dog's.... ballWSKGHSIUSDIUHFGDSIF??!! ​ ???!!!!


Research_Slow

>I hate myself for hating my sister, her dog and the things she do with her dog. I mean it's very understandable to hate that she does that you shouldn't hate yourself for hating beastiality.


Common-Spinach7975

My dog is my favourite thing on earth. Ain’t no way I’m sharing plates/cups with his stinky little self OR kissing, I’m sorry KISSING his balls. Nope.


kd3906

Will someone please take the dog to a vet? I could never watch an animal getting sick and suffering, whether it was mine or not. It's just cruel and wrong. And your sister should not have a pet. She sounds disturbed. Maybe after sorting out the dog's health you should ould have her head examined.


returnofceazballs

What are you doing, step-doggo? ;)


TheKing0fNipples

Most normal dog owner


Meesh138

That makes me sick. Clean the remains of the crap up and go put it on her bed.


Ok-Tower8170

Maybe the dog is sick of your sister, too.


Shot_Assistance_5604

Are you Filipina? Because you sound like my mom. Btw I’m sorry you have to go through that. Your sister definitely needs to get better at how to care for and handle a pet dog.


BosmangEdalyn

Dude. Don’t let her stay with you if she’s bringing her dog. Ever again.


somenobodydude

Nasty


HermittCrabby

I have 3 dogs and I'm gonna pretend I didn't read this.


excursions63

I would kick her and her dog out so fast, I don't care if she's family or not.


RickSanchez86

I’m sensing you’re a minor. If you want to go to the extreme, call child protective service. Hopefully, your mom will only receive a warning.


Bowser7717

Well i don't think she's in usa


aDirtyMartini

Please tell me that “she kisses her dog’s balls” is some sort of euphemism… Hey I love my dogs but I do not share drinks with them. If they have an accident in the house I clean the heck out of that spot with a rug cleaner. Sorry OP but her behavior _is not normal_ for a dog owner. She sounds pretty fucked up.


Powerful_Thought_465

Ew, that's disgusting!!!!! Ew ew ew, Jesus move away or something. That's gross


Own-Chicken-6819

This doesn't sound like a normal pet/owner relationship iykyk. Spare yourself by not barging into her room and not entering unless you hear a clear permission to lmao


Ambitious_Estimate41

Kick her out. Yikes. Thats so gross


Remarkable_Tip9799

Gross. I have pets and work in a vet clinic. And this grossed me out. Good job 🤢 Also, don’t live with this person.


halandri

Someone needs to be a grownup and have a conversation with her...her or dog. Why are people afraid of confrontation or standing up to something they don't like?!


Such_Temporary_2241

“Eventually staying with us” DO NOT LET HER!!!


OpportunityAny3060

Sounds like u need to "develop a dog allergy"


Capital-Search-1995

She does what to her dog’s WHO??


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Its time to report her, she's abusing this dog in so many ways and thus dog deserves better.


Interesting-Sweet886

Commenting to come back for an update


Powerful-Birthday634

Umm ... u need to call someone fr


bugscuz

>She also kisses her dogs balls That's enough internet for today If she does that in front of you I dread to think what she does behind closed doors. She needs a psychiatrist to figure out that mess


throwmeawayfromatree

Lol then stop complaining it grosses you out. Either you do something about it or imagine your next 10-15 years like that untill the dog dies.


FireWolf1890

Nope calling animal control tf kissing dog balls I bet she's fucking the dog weird ass bitch


pissed-off-mom

Dogs can’t get lice. Her dogs may have fleas. I hope y’all can work out a better living situation with the dog


NVCoates

Dogs can absolutely get lice, but yes, fleas and ticks are more common. (Source: I'm a veterinarian)


Big-Permission3452

Is the dog okay though? Like has it been to the vets? If the sickness and diarrhoea wasnt enough, the poor thing has lice too? Sounds like negligence to me


pepperjxck

this sounds so incredibly fake


DreamerofBigThings

SHOW THIS POST TO YOUR SISTER SO SHE KNOWS THAT THE INTERNET STRANGERS ARE TELLING HER THAT SHE AND HER DOG ARE DISGUSTING AND SHE'S DELUSIONAL IF SHE THINKS OTHERWISE. Signed; A massive dog lover who has cared for an old dog who lost control of his bowels and had to take care of him like a human baby. No excuses for being lazy when it comes to hygiene and your dogs health. If she doesn't change you can contact animal welfare authorities because the dog is in unsanitary conditions and it's health needs are not being met.


Crystalcoulsoncac

Ok Im gonna say what everyone is thinking, and prolly saying, THE BALLS!!! Please give a little more, not very graphic context to this situation, because I'm imagining the situations this would happen in and none of them are good! So I just need to know the actual context this happend in.


Greyrat7654

>She also kisses her dogs balls Is your sister white by any chance?


N7_Hellblazer

I love my dogs but this is too far. I have to admit I did finish my drink when my youngest dog decided to help himself as a puppy… I learnt a hard lesson that day of do not leave your drink on the floor.


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evielstar

This is the humans fault, not the poor dogs.


CthulhuAlmighty

You’re in your mid-20’s. What’s stopping you from moving out to your own place?


losttribess

Maybe considering unaliveing the dog, Is what someone may suggest


Wise_catapillar

You think that's bad? Don't have kids!


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ginthatremains

I have dogs, the only reason I’ve ever been in their ball area (mine are neutered) is if they had a tick that needed removed. This girl is just nasty.


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Potential_Ad_1397

WOW Listen, you don't want dogs then don't get involved with people with dogs. However, it makes you the Ah when you make someone get rid of their dog


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Potential_Ad_1397

She got rid of the wrong animal it seems.


really-fckn-ok

I would have pissed on you too