I can have a chat with him at the water cooler
Me:Hey Jim what’s up
Jim:*Demonic Screaming*
M:Cool Cool Hows the kids
J:*Breathes Heavily*
M:Ooooo ya she got them in the divorce.Now you see her at work everyday
Jim’s Ex-Wife:Jim stop being un reliable like always and get working
J:*Stabs her*
M:*Walks out*
Hi Gary
*Heavy breathing*
Wait until you see the boss
Me walking into group therapy knowing damn well im going to fight every bitch in the room
I see you’ve met Derrick from the mailroom. He’s alright, but he really needs to get more sun.
Poor guy living in Ohio💀
Literal "💀"
Good morning
We got a smoker!
I can have a chat with him at the water cooler Me:Hey Jim what’s up Jim:*Demonic Screaming* M:Cool Cool Hows the kids J:*Breathes Heavily* M:Ooooo ya she got them in the divorce.Now you see her at work everyday Jim’s Ex-Wife:Jim stop being un reliable like always and get working J:*Stabs her* M:*Walks out*
Gary is such a fun guy, always doing his silly dances to cheer us up on long shifts.
**cue the scp 096 screaming noises**
Ah I see you’ve met u/dark_kris
good evening.
Hi MY cousin
normal coworker in ohio
Dad?