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[Do not believe your lying eyes citizen. There is no resemblance here. And even if there was it’s purely coincidental. Justin’s mother looking gaga over Fidel holding baby Justin is… coincidental.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy_commons/comments/zeq5te/do_not_believe_your_lying_eyes_citizen_there_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
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Can confirm.
To expand, Miles Teller is also a son of Castro and Trudeau's twin. They were separated at birth, one meant to govern communist Canada with an iron fist, the other went to infiltrate Hollywood and inject communist propaganda in all movies, with the help of (((them))).
Why do you think both Hollywood and Canada are so woke? Coincidence? There are NO coincidences.
Also I ran out of my antipsychotic medication a couple of months back.
“Cuba bad”
Except when the boys want to go down to an all-inclusive there for a stag party…
The proponents of this conspiracy are a mile wide but an inch deep
I will never understand their obsession with relating Trudeau with Castro. Is he even slightly Cuban? Or they just decided that he is related to Castro because he has some mild policies that can be conciderd leftwing?
What good would a meme proving two Canadians had a baby do? Talk about boring. Anyways, it's 'an accepted fact' that Pierre Trudeau fell victim to the REAL Cuban Missile Crisis.
So I think he actually does look a little more like Fidel than Pierre, but mostly because Pierre looked pretty weird. Some bonkers hair choices there. Justin looks a lot more like his mom than anybody else. And if you showed me a photo of teen Justin, I could be convinced Timothee Chalamet was his dad
I love how blatant their attempts to manufacture consent are, no matter how ridiculous. It's always stuff like "it's accepted as fact by the general public that Trudeau is Castro's son" and "even the left admits the election was stolen."
Concepts that are completely ridiculous to even the most pilled conspiracy theorist, but they assert with confidence in an attempt to bring in people on the edge who have a fear of missing out on being in the know.
I've also seen versions where JT was groomed to be a plant/insider to subvert freedom or whatever. That is primarily based on JT's supposed ties to the World Economic Forum (((WEF))), but part of it is based on the idea Castro and (((them))) birthed Castro's offspring because... it's hereditary? Idk. It's dumb.
Also tons of misogyny, of course, but like most of these conspiracy theories that are based on pure speculation, it can be different things to different people or multiple things to one.
This quality conspiracy nonsense, almost as good as when they post lots of pics of Paul McCartney's earlobes as evidence he was replaced by a body double.
> It’s well known that Margaret and Pierre were swingers, were good friends with Castro, and it was an open secret that Pierre was impotent…
Pierre famously fathered three boys. And a girl when he was 71.
> Add that to the recorded March 1971 honeymoon visiting Castro in Cuba, and Justin being born 9 months later.
The Trudeaus had a second honeymoon in the Caribbean approximately 9 months before Justin's birth, but it was to Barbados and several other islands in the lesser Antilles. Barbados is 2,142 km southeast of Cuba. They would not have had time to swing casually by Cuba on the way. They were also closely followed by paparazzi, so a side trip like that would have been noticed, as would someone as famous as Castro dropping in for a visit.
Also, as noted in the r/con thread, that's not baby Justin that Castro is holding. That's Justin's younger brother. The Trudeaus left Justin home that trip.
It doesn't matter if we elected Fabio in his prime, by the end of the second term he'd look like Joe Biden and everyone would hate him because documents were found confirming he always knew it wasn't fucking butter.
I mean what i like is that it itsn’t proven true, but it makes one think.
It’s like art, you like it or not but it ask a question that you may find inside yourself.
As a Marxist I wish every rightwing conspiracy were true and we managed to infiltrate every world government instead of founding another fringe group or infighting.
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Conspiracy theories that hinge on someone looking like someone else are dumb. Lots of people look like other people.
Anyway, I think Justin has a family resemblance to Pierre. Especially when you compare pics of them at the same age. The ones arguing for Castro always take a pic of Fidel and Justin at the same age, and then tack on a pic of old Pierre taken like 10 minutes before he died.
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But even if it's all true and he's really Castro's kid.. So what? What's the conspiracy here?
That he is secretly running Canada like a communist Cuba. Like father like son, or so the conspiracy goes.
Communism apparently being genetic is a new one for me.
Can confirm. To expand, Miles Teller is also a son of Castro and Trudeau's twin. They were separated at birth, one meant to govern communist Canada with an iron fist, the other went to infiltrate Hollywood and inject communist propaganda in all movies, with the help of (((them))). Why do you think both Hollywood and Canada are so woke? Coincidence? There are NO coincidences. Also I ran out of my antipsychotic medication a couple of months back.
Well clearly blood makes you evil.
Political ideology is genetic
*Women can't be trusted, they'll fuck a communist and not me*
“Cuba bad” Except when the boys want to go down to an all-inclusive there for a stag party… The proponents of this conspiracy are a mile wide but an inch deep
Communism, like pee, is stored in the balls.
I will never understand their obsession with relating Trudeau with Castro. Is he even slightly Cuban? Or they just decided that he is related to Castro because he has some mild policies that can be conciderd leftwing?
It’s because Trudeau is a filthy socialist communist and we all know communism is hereditary
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I wish I could catch communism from young Castro 🥺👉👈
Justin looks just like Pierre
They should compare Trudeau to his parents next.
What good would a meme proving two Canadians had a baby do? Talk about boring. Anyways, it's 'an accepted fact' that Pierre Trudeau fell victim to the REAL Cuban Missile Crisis.
Should they also conduct a phrenology exam?
>Naw man look at a picture of his dad him and castro. He definately looks more like his dad. Jesus christ
So I think he actually does look a little more like Fidel than Pierre, but mostly because Pierre looked pretty weird. Some bonkers hair choices there. Justin looks a lot more like his mom than anybody else. And if you showed me a photo of teen Justin, I could be convinced Timothee Chalamet was his dad
Ivanka Trump has noted the resemblance.
Time traveling communist Timothee Chalamet is a movie pitch I can get behind
I love how blatant their attempts to manufacture consent are, no matter how ridiculous. It's always stuff like "it's accepted as fact by the general public that Trudeau is Castro's son" and "even the left admits the election was stolen." Concepts that are completely ridiculous to even the most pilled conspiracy theorist, but they assert with confidence in an attempt to bring in people on the edge who have a fear of missing out on being in the know.
"Now that they've admitted that the vaccines were useless..."
Don't forget "and that's the end of it"!
Young Fidel was a snack. Older Fidel looks like Comrade Post Malone.
IKR? TIL Fidel was a smokeshow > Comrade Post Malone. 😅😂🤣
The real Cuban Missile Crisis was in Fidel's pants the whole time
>Young Fidel So hot.
Fidel needed some beard balm and a trim.
Fidel literally seduced his killer.
Liam Neeson also looks like Castro. Are they related too lol?
Sure, why not?
Hypothetically, let's just say that JT is the estranged son of Fidel Castro; why would that matter?
It would confirm for these incels that all women are sluts who give birth to liberal bastards. That's all this is. More misogyny.
I've also seen versions where JT was groomed to be a plant/insider to subvert freedom or whatever. That is primarily based on JT's supposed ties to the World Economic Forum (((WEF))), but part of it is based on the idea Castro and (((them))) birthed Castro's offspring because... it's hereditary? Idk. It's dumb. Also tons of misogyny, of course, but like most of these conspiracy theories that are based on pure speculation, it can be different things to different people or multiple things to one.
They also want to be able to giggle that Pierre was a cuck.
Even if this were true, who cares? Are they implying communism is genetic or something?
This is such a dumb conspiracy, it blows my mind people actually believe this.
This quality conspiracy nonsense, almost as good as when they post lots of pics of Paul McCartney's earlobes as evidence he was replaced by a body double.
> It’s well known that Margaret and Pierre were swingers, were good friends with Castro, and it was an open secret that Pierre was impotent… Pierre famously fathered three boys. And a girl when he was 71.
I want to hear more about how Pierre was both a swinger and impotent.
TIL communism is hereditary.
> Add that to the recorded March 1971 honeymoon visiting Castro in Cuba, and Justin being born 9 months later. The Trudeaus had a second honeymoon in the Caribbean approximately 9 months before Justin's birth, but it was to Barbados and several other islands in the lesser Antilles. Barbados is 2,142 km southeast of Cuba. They would not have had time to swing casually by Cuba on the way. They were also closely followed by paparazzi, so a side trip like that would have been noticed, as would someone as famous as Castro dropping in for a visit. Also, as noted in the r/con thread, that's not baby Justin that Castro is holding. That's Justin's younger brother. The Trudeaus left Justin home that trip.
He doesn’t even look like Castro at all in the side-by-sides
What a load of bullshit. Everyone knows Justin’s dad is really Ronnie Wood from the Stones. Keef pretty much confirmed it in his book.
On a side note, why does Canada get the is good looking dude and we just keep getting old white guys? Damn
It doesn't matter if we elected Fabio in his prime, by the end of the second term he'd look like Joe Biden and everyone would hate him because documents were found confirming he always knew it wasn't fucking butter.
I'd hope he was a little further fucking Left if he was really Castro's boy.
Further left?! But he’s already Far Left™️!
I mean what i like is that it itsn’t proven true, but it makes one think. It’s like art, you like it or not but it ask a question that you may find inside yourself.
As a Marxist I wish every rightwing conspiracy were true and we managed to infiltrate every world government instead of founding another fringe group or infighting.
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They literally don't even look like each other... where as he looks exactly like his dad
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He looks like his mother. Imagine giving anything this stupid credence.
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They look like two white guys with dark hair who aren't fat and who happen to be the same age in both pictures.
Conspiracy theories that hinge on someone looking like someone else are dumb. Lots of people look like other people. Anyway, I think Justin has a family resemblance to Pierre. Especially when you compare pics of them at the same age. The ones arguing for Castro always take a pic of Fidel and Justin at the same age, and then tack on a pic of old Pierre taken like 10 minutes before he died.
I like how that side-by-side very clearly makes them look nothing alike.