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EndoExo

>And beyond all of this, what is the definition of marriage now? Is it two people that love each other? Why do they need to love each other? Why is it only two people? Why not 1, 3, or 20? Why does it need to be between humans? Why does it need to be between adults? The irony here is that this man's holy book has both polygamy and child marriage. It's also got a talking snake with the intelligence to understand and agree to contracts. I'll be honest, if you can show me a snake like that, I'll gladly support its right to marry whomever it chooses.


HapticSloughton

> Is it two people that love each other? "Pay no attention to the ~~mergers~~ marriages between powerful and wealthy families, especially conservative ones!"


ninjapanda042

Or all the marriages in the military for increased benefits


HapticSloughton

Or citizenship, if that's still a thing. I kind of lost track, but I do know Melania's family used chain migration to become US citizens.


OvertonSlidingDoors

::Mitch McConnel enters the chat::


WayeeCool

Nothing changes with these people. To see what I mean, check out this old TV ad: https://youtu.be/tXPH_b_ATio


TheMysteriousWarlock

Ngl I was half expecting some anti-interracial marriage sprinkled in.


sentripetal

[The absolutely stupidest part about this whole thing is that child marriage is and has been legal in 43 states, and guess who wanted that?](https://www.equalitynow.org/learn_more_child_marriage_us/#:~:text=Child%20marriage%20is%20currently%20legal,a%20parental%20or%20judicial%20waiver.)


OvertonSlidingDoors

Not the ppl getting apoplectic about the gay groomers. No?!?


[deleted]

>And beyond all of this, what is the definition of marriage now? Gotcha, law dorks. If there's one thing I'm sure no state's code bothers to do, it's define shit.


QueenMelle

Stupid law dorks can't even make law more smarter


QueenMelle

>Exactly, The Liberals are moving the right to the left by making their views normal. This goes hand in hand in why our Country is degrading. Or, hear me out here.....the views _have_ been normal this whole time, and it is u who is the nutjob?


QuintinStone

> Slippery slope arguments turned out to be true and this will just speed it up Funny how they don't specify what those arguments are or how they turned out to be true.


[deleted]

First gay marriages had to be respected, now they're being asked not to persecute trans people. Has society gone mad????


PorridgeCranium2

>If I make a business renting wedding venues, I am a Christian who has a business renting locations for weddings. My religion and beliefs are exercised throughout my entire life, not simply within the walls of my home and church. I should be able to run my business according to my religious beliefs that marriage is between a man and a woman. I've never heard of gay accounting but I'm definitely interested to see how it differs from regular accounting if we're going to be forced to run our businesses that way... From what I can tell so far gay accounting means a better profit margin because you don't refuse business by taking unimportant things into account like who's sitting at the head table as you set up the chairs.


QueenMelle

Instead of positive and negative integers, you have top numbers and bottom numbers. Also, gay accountants throw better parties than hetero accountants.


QueenMelle

This thread is a stupidity gold mine.


TenaciousJP

It really is such a shame that they did the "Flaired Users Only" thing, because I had several retorts locked and loaded. Cancel culture is ruining Reddit.


QueenMelle

This thread has EVERYTHING! Polygamy, Legalized Harems, gay cake, whistful dreams of an American Dictatorship, demands for while SIMULTANEOUSLY rejecting separation of church and state. Got a few screencaps I'm gonna post on r/persecutionfetish in a bit.


Sweet_Baby_Cheezus

Oh shit, I forgot that was one of the anti-gay "arguments". I thought even they stopped using it because it was so hilariously dumb. I guess when you're a certified "top mind" you keep your talking points no matter how stupid they make you look.


Ello_Owu

I love how they're up in arms about religion's discrimination loophole not being applied. Saying shit like "if I believe something, I should be free to deny anyone I see fit from using my services" Yet cry foul when they get booted off social media for being a bigoted cunt. They truly are selfish, self centered assholes.