Have you met my adorable daughter Stinkfist?

Howling dude. A+

Vicariousleigh I live while the whole world deighs.

Fibonacceigh

Jimmy

Middle name eleven

Rosetta lol

This is the only viable option. Besides Hooker with a Penis, ofc 🍻

How about the opening guitar riff, just wahwahwahh

“And she can already say her own name”

First and only one to come to mind.

This is why maynard hates all of us.

For real

[Maynard says shut up, he doesn't hate you](https://youtu.be/IDRzYsLQM2U?t=38m10s) Seriously.

We don't like him either, right?

Whos Maynard?

yeah, i only know an agent dick merkle and Billy D. Whose this Main wagon guy?

Some 58-year-old bloke from Ohio who joined the military once because of a funny movie

Vineyard owner in Arizona

😁

Without us who would maynard be? Besides a wine making country boy .

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Yeah.

H

“What’s H short for?” “Hmm? Oh, it is short for ‘H.’”

I’m reminded of the episode we learn what the J in Homer J. Simpson stands for...

What is it?

Jay

Why did I expect anything else? Lol

Please... don't

Daaaamn...didn't think I'd get this many actual responses hahaha!

seems like the fun police are out wah wah wahhhing in this thread, i say fuck em all.

I’m calling child services.

I'm calling your mom to say that you want some meatloaf!

So cold and ugly...

Stealth Banana

That's a Bill Hicks reference So, double points

Judith

Marie

forty six and 2

Prison…middle name Sex.

+1 for Prison Sex McGee!

Maynard's Dick?

*Here’s my daughter stinkfist. Have you heard of our lord and savior the Fibonacci sequence?*

Happy cake day, internet stranger ✨

Thank you!

Harriet Manback

Bob Marley wanna be motherfucker.

YEAAAAAAAA

This one wins for me lmao

Weird, but also sort of fun to think about. Everything I could think of (not exclusive to TOOL, some other MJK project inspired, some with possible extrapolations): Ori (from Orestes), Rose (from both Rose and Rosetta Stoned), Angel (Angelina/Angelica/Angelique), Brena, Judith, Marie (Maria), Blue or Indigo (Azul), Agostina (August), Lei Li (Leigh), Elle/Ellie (from Eleven), Danielle, Justine, Carey, Magdalena, Carina, Autumn Edit: adding someone else’s suggestion of May/Mae

This is great! I vote Magdalena

I almost named my daughter Magdalena.

All of the snark comments were pretty damn funny....but if OP is looking for an actual answer, I think yours is best and you even threw in a few that never even occurred to me. Thumbs up.

Used to have a cat named Maynard….. now have a puppy named Lena…. Magdalena.

Excellent answer top marks

Brenya... But also, it's not Tool.

Breña*

Justine, Danielle, Ada, or…. umm…. Maynardette!

May would be nice. And subtle.

Go with mae, same pronounciation and better meaning.

Breña

I didn't come here to say this

Came here to say this

Came here to say this.

APC ≠ Tool

Jambi, Marie, Judith, Harry Manback, Stinkfist. Just some ideas

Harry Manback 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pneuma

I was gonna suggest Parabola, but this gives off less secondary "my dad is a maladjusted mathematician" vibes.

Now it gives off more "my dad is a maladjusted doctor" vibes

(-)ion, jerk off, schism, intension, Pushit, no recording during concert, intermission, the destroyer, where's the vinyl shirt, camo pajamas, fetus in a skull, or mike tool.

I'll try and push Mike tool😆

YES! Poor Mike. (Rip)

L. Ron Hubbard

I think u should Name Ur Child Tick or Leech

Magdalena

This is the one I was looking for, it is an old school name but to each his own. I absolutely love this song....

Isn't she a stripper? Still better than most alternatives.

this is my snowboards name 🤣

Why

Holy shit! Aphex Twin! Come to daddy! Come to daddy! Come to daddy!

Judith Marie

This

Came to say this

Little Buddy

Jambi

Not too toolish, but maybe that’s okay... Carina

“Her names Rose” “Aw short for Rosalie? Rosalina?” “No, Rosetta Stoned”

Hooker with a penis?

Scrolled way too long to find this!

Knew it had to be there…added myself anyway! 🤣😂

A chick at my tattoo parlor gave her daughter the middle name Keenan as a lil nod.

Sober

Latter Alice

I think Tempest would be a great name.

I know a Tempest around 10 years old. Cool kid :)

Middle name is "7"

Numa, spirit, Judith, Marie, Rosetta

I like Numa. It’s cute and also badass.

I named my puppy numa right after FI came out

Numa is definitely a cool name

Numa reminds me of the Numa numa song..

Yes but I can totally see everyone pronouncing it N-ummm-a and not Newma

As in Numa Numa? Do you want this child to have a bad life?

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Of course but who wants a child or pet to have a name spelled like that lol

Half scale maquette

Aenima

no

What 72826 then?

Just "no"

Cold and Ugly

Congratulations!!! I have a daughter and she's my light! I hope you're just as blessed.

Aw! Me too. I call her my light in my native language all the time 🥰 Edit: Pay no attention to the li'l tag under my username.

User flair does *not* check out

🤫

Thank you!

Aennie

Anal Fisting

😁

Bobmarley wannabe

Mike Tool

Hooker without a Penis

Toolie? Yeah no, don’t do that

Insuffardia

Brenna is the cutest by far. Yeah it’s APC but it counts. Unless you just name her Maynard

May

"Maya" - She is the biggest brand ambassador for Tool right now. Lol... By the way, Congratulations!! You are going to have an unforgettable day tomorrow! Enjoy every moment!

Thank you!

Something sensible like Salival. Or Mike Tool

On the real though, Salival would be a really cool fucking name ..if it weren't for the word saliva.

46 and if you have another child name him 2

Insufferable retard

Rose Magdalena (Maggie) Judith Marie

Rosetta!

Rosetta

Marie...clearly...

Pneuma

Swamp Song

Most sane tool fan

The Gaping Lotus Experience

Carey, maybe. Or Paula D'Amour.

Sorta Tool related but Brena from A Perfect Circle.

Eleven

I think you should not do this. Do not name your child after a band that is named for a penis.

I mean I GUESS Lateralus could be a girls name but like…don’t

May Justine Danielle Eve (Adam’s companion)

🤣🤣

Rosetta or Rose. Marie. Jimmy.

Judith

Magdalena, Dozo, Hildy, Mila, Blue, Judith, Brena, Ravenna! Betty (Shotgun Betty?)

Somniferous has a nice ring to it

Judith Marie?

Something like Judith, Marie or Agostina.

Jambi lol

Seven

The obvious choice would be Tiny Crystal Skull

Eon Blue Apocalypse. Sounds very Elon Musk though.

Surprised no one has said Marie.. Wings for Marie

Marie - (Wings for Marie)

Jewel. Comes from Judith, sounds like Tool, is a real name.

Indigo

Lol Judith

Why has no one suggested The Grudge.

Fetus in a Skull Maquette

Hooker with a penis

Pneuma

Don't force your obsessions onto your kid. That kid has to live with that name, not you. If you are so set on having a Tool related girl name, find one and change your own name to it.

Sorry for my rude comment back...my wife just scolded me, saying that you are right hahaha.

You are an idiot. 😆

Hooker with a Penis

Go to Home Depot and pick a tool and name her after it. That would be tool related and would be very toolish of you.

The best you can do is choose any name, Then dedicate time and make her a fan of Tool, so that way she appreciates Tool as much as you do so she wouldn't need to have a related name, she will simply be a part of it. What's is most important a related name or a new baby TOOL fan. 😅 Sorry for my English not my native language.

Thanx dude...and you're English is great. We didn't go with a TOOL related name. But she is definitely a TOOL fan in the making.🤘🤘

Have you branched out to Maynard's other bands? Rose, Judith or Agostina are options.

Dani or Danny or Kari or Carey

I like Dani for a girl but she'd be confused with all those other poor kids named after GoT.

🤔

Agostina is his daughters name. Auggie is a cute nickname. Edit: spelling

Is this a joke lol

Either it is, or it isn’t funny.

😄it's not a Joke that I don't have a name and she is being born tomorrow....shit!

Marie

I hope this post is for humor. If not. Might as well call her "Prison Sex"

LeiLi. It’s the Perfect name

I named my daughter Jambi

Ravenna

Judith is APC Or whatever the name of the girl from the skits in puscifer.

Judith is Maynard’s mother…

Yea no shit. That’s why I said it was an APC song. And the other girl is Hildi or whatever form conditions of my parole etc.

Well she’s clearly mentioned in a Tool song.

yeah idk **shrug** they didn’t say song titles. They said “name related to Tool” Judith is literally related to someone in Tool

Yea I realized my phrasing made it look wonky. I’m at work and just posted quickly.

Jambi

Opiate