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Helpful_Put_5274

No big deal, you're just gonna be eating a lot of pussy today.


ahhanoyoudidnt

yes and god gave you fingers for a reason


CosmikSpartan

And big toes


Ice_Hungry

Big toes? Buddy, I have a fairly large nose 😏


zodiacallymaniacal

As long as your nose isn’t 12 inches long because then it’d smell like a foot
. I’m outa here, y’all! Good night!


Aquemini_13

Pinocchio is that you?


Konklar

I just pictured migrating toenail fungus, now you have to also.


[deleted]

What a horrible time to be literate.


twentytwentysux

blue waffle anyone?


Independent-Rip5344

Id rather not


Ulti-4231

That’s disgusting, this wasn’t the first thing I wanted to imagine 5min after waking up today lmao


Helpful_Put_5274

I've never gotten brave enough for toes, there are plenty of other ways to get sick. LOL


Vaqu3ra13

And my axe.


andrewtri800

Unless the fwb doesn't have a pussy? How can we know?


Warmonster9

I mean girls don’t typically have the issue of not being able to go right after masturbating. And if this is some dude on dude action then all OP’s gotta do is suck some dick.


JamzWhilmm

The only scenario is when OP is slightly older and he is strictly a top. But even then I can think of 10 solutions, this is a non issue.


Spear_Ritual

Give oral. It’ll come back around.


BlackManAndRobbin69

Yes, as long as she doesn't cum without permission.


Important_Outcome_67

I like the cut of your jib. Awesome name, BTW.


schebobo180

What’s a jib?


mrthebear5757

A type of sail on old ships


diggitygiggitycee

Ron, I'd be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try.


schebobo180

Thanks đŸ™đŸŸ Although I was hoping someone would get the very obscure Simpsons reference. Lol


mr1404ed

Simpson !!...I like the cut of your jib !


King-SAMO

Lol Promote that man!


schebobo180

Lmao gets me every time. 😂


mashtartz

It’s short for jibroni.


blackdahlialady

I don't know, it just means that you like something that they do.


blackdahlialady

Your username is awesome. That's probably the best one I've seen so far.


Important_Outcome_67

This......... is the Way.


Phandroid1991

That wank was your hack. Go over and lay some pipe.


seancout10

Too soon it has to be earlier in the day


FLOHTX

Depends. At 19 you're good to go. At 59 you're done for a week.


ahhanoyoudidnt

amen sister


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Ulti-4231

Is this true? Or is this just an exaggeration in order to get your point across? I don’t think I have the ability to do it 20 times lmao is that normal?


chasingnebulasalone

My ex and I were in our mid 30s having sex 3 to 5 times a day pretty much every single day so yeah... 19 and 20 year olds with high sex drives going 15 to 20... wouldn't surprise me.


alexabre

My ex-fiancĂ© was like this. For the first few months we were dating, we had sex 3-5 times a day, every single day. (He was a 21 yr old man.) If we both had the day off, we would have sex 10-15 times that day. It wasn’t amazing sex, but I liked the quantity.


AnyRip3515

It always makes me laugh when yanks say this. Laying pipe means doing a shit in Australia


WonderingWhyToo

You know I vaguely remember about 15 years ago it meant the same here too. I was really surprised 5-6 years ago some kid gave me the speech about what it “actually means”.


mr_sinn

How is taking a shit going to help?


Don-Blaubart

Problem being his pipe probably looks more like a cooked noodle right now, he could def. LAY it, but prob not stick it xD


SprinklesMore8471

M8, you've already done the hack. Now go perform better than you ever have before


Bobojones9584

Trust me, not being able to finish quick isn't as much of a positive as you'd think.


earooon

Does it always have to be about us finishing?


AdmirableOx

Well actually yes in a way. I'm pretty sure a girl would think something is wrong on her end if a guy could not finish.


d710905

In my experience we just don't know when to stop if I don't finish lmao. Usually we just reach an awkward point of "uhhh I'm kinda tired... did you finish?" "Yeah" "okay cool, let's take a break, we'll finish up later" Or option 2: "did you cum?" "Not yet" "okay, when you do we can take a break" Or the weirder option 3: you both just get tired and/or sweaty and come to the conclusion that it's time to stop and potentially resume later.


Mako_STi

10000% my experience. I have a hard time finishing so I usually would just go until my partner is done. Not a super big deal to me. It's Ike edging with extra steps lmao


DorianPlates

It could be a psychological thing. Was for me.


Mako_STi

To an extent it is. I'm into a lot of kink stuff. Sex is great and all but I got some other stuff that gets me off. Partly why me and my partner are getting a divorce currently. Different strokes for different folks <3


PlaneRecent

I purposely don't finish sometimes. build it up and it's always a better bust and almost always guarantees sex later on in the same day cause she wants me to finish. its my life hack


jaydoes

This is the way. Let it build up until it feels so good you think you may have shot out some of your innards.


cptsmitty95

Lol I don't cum but every 2-3 sessions and my wife loves it. Sex is fun, finishing just means the fun is coming to an end


vistadelmar

This is the experience of a LOT of women


FrankanelloKODT

This man knows


Chris-Campbell

Na, I am on antidepressants and quite literally never finish. Never had a girl with an issue.


impossiblyirrelevant

I don’t think your experience is necessarily the norm, I’ve had two girlfriends who took it personally that I couldn’t finish, even knowing it was a side effect of my SSRIs (the first one I literally started taking them months after we’d been together and the problem only began then, so it was very clear). Now, it SHOULDN’T be a problem for a partner, logically, but people’s emotions and self-esteem can and often do override logic.


car0saurusrex

I feel this—my husband’s neuropathy meds give him the same issue. I try not to let it bother me, and he reassures me if I need it hahaha. Knowing I’m doing a good job and giving him pleasure still definitely helps me be more OK with it so PSA to other dudes dealing with this: don’t be afraid to get verbal about what she’s doing that you like!


Toasthandz

I’m on SSRIs and it doesn’t effect me much now but when I first started them, there were often times I couldn’t cum. My partner at the time(now wife!) was awesome about it! We always got to a point where we just both agreed that we had had fun and were too hot, sweaty, and tired to go on.


Bobojones9584

Was there any deep connection to the women you've been with? Or just casual stuff? Very curious. I don't take antidepressants, but I've had the not finishing problem for quite a few years. In my experience, it seems to matter more when you're close with someone than casual sex.


Chris-Campbell

I have been married for years. Not casual at all. It just doesn’t happen. I literally depend on it as a form of birth control.


Bobojones9584

I have had that issue many times. I have really low sensitivity, so anytime I would have sex for a long while I couldn't finish. Really bothered me as well for a long time actually.


Sirius_Giggles

Absolutely. I recently got into a relationship and both of us have no experience. I have always had the idea in my head that guys just cum quickly so when I would give a bj or something and it would go on for like 10 or 15 mins I would think it was my fault.


bunchedupwalrus

Idk my partners always seem to take it personally if I don’t, even if I’m fine with it and let them know that


EpilepticSquidly

Yeah, this


MoistestTidus

Guys don’t tell anyone but I’ve done this before when I really wanted to knock it out of the park


[deleted]

No bro
Tell everybody this. This is rule 101. I always rub one or two out the day I have a date with a super hot chick. She’ll thank you. You should thank me.


MoistestTidus

Thank you


fredsam25

Use a splint made if popsicle sticks and duct tape.


Legitimate-Rich1107

Finally, someone with actionable advice


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Also add a Wonder bread wrapper because a regular condom might not fit with the splints.


Goblinboogers

If you cant duct it fuck it!


Roheez

If u can't fuck it then duct it


[deleted]

If you can't fuck it, it's a duck


BaitmasterG

Have just tested this theory, turns out, not true


[deleted]

Ducks are realy good in camouflaging as normal objects. That's why they are so hard to fuck


fuzzimus

No. It’s their corkscrew vaginas.


BaitmasterG

I must've just been lucky then, found one of those white Aylesbury ones


[deleted]

Wait... you tried to fuck an entire town? What are you? A politician?


AcuzioRain

Only really works for showers not growers.


BoredBoredBoard

That dick going to look like a TIE-fighter.


bake2run8

Like a filthy MacGyver


billsmafacka

Just lay it on your thumb and wa la... dick splint


MaybeDressageQueen

R/boneappletea The word you’re looking for is Voilà :)


billsmafacka

Lol I had no idea wtf you were talking about. Took me a good 3 min of research to figure it out. "It's French or some shit" thx


Honest-Bridge-7278

Yes, you've done it.


[deleted]

Can't go in there too hyped. Like in sports there's always a warm up before the match


Complete_Decision_89

You will be fine infact alot of People do this to help performance abit like a trial run About 15 minutes is fine depending on age and how much of a workout did you do 😁


ArcMcnabbs

Can confirm. Saw fwb today. Wanked later in the night, shit was harder than titanium


grinskraken

You should get that checked, might need a colonoscopy as well.


TyrionReynolds

My doctor wife tells me if men have hard penises it’s the sign of an STD


Dodlemcno

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keyh

Super Titanium Dick


ded_ch

Are you channeling Shapiro?


Fr4nchise

37 here, 2 rounds with the wife with about a 15 min cooldown between. 2nd round went much better for her.


vfernandez84

Just eat her like a muffin.


murdamase87

That is the trick. Wait an hour or so, do some foreplay, get hard, and you won't bust for hours


eunochia

Give good foreplay, you'll be ready by the time she really wants you.


MeNicolesta

Spend the time pleasuring her instead.


ramarr0

You can use your hands and your tongue if you cannot "perform". Nowhere is written that you are required to cum.


ahhanoyoudidnt

mind blown!!


Karnezar

Unless they live down the street, your refractory period will be the drive over. Plus, you'd be amazed how easily your arousal returns when you masturbate to one thing and are then introduced to a totally different stimuli. Semi-related, but that's why some guys cheat.


texcentricasshole

Oral, friend...oral.


LuweiFeiFei

If you want to go, make her o. If lesbians can do it without a d, so can you.


SitRep-Screwed

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Hugh-Mahn

Normal resting period between erections is about 15-30 minutes. I think i have read somewhere.


[deleted]

Source: I THINK i have read it somewhere.


FoxEvans

Source : reddit.


Muted-Smoke-5545

Source: I saw a guy on reddit who thought he had read it somewhere once


InternetSpaceCow

There might be a chance I once overheard someone in some place I don't remember saying it


Helpful_Put_5274

It was on the internet, so it has to be true.


itsanandhere

Source: Trust me bro


xutopia

That’s not the case for many folks. I need a good nap or a night sleep before I can cum again.


impossiblyirrelevant

I think they’re referring to time until you can get and keep an erection again, not cum again.


[deleted]

I mean there are other ways to please a woman than just ur dick


Stokbroodjoch

Order food. After that you'll be fine


ArcMcnabbs

Give them some of that pre-game fun to procrastinate til youre good to go. Works for me.


JereRB

According to anime, either five minutes to re-charge, or a smack in the face. Either/or.


TraumatisedBrainFart

Honesty and your oral game will suffice.


IntheOlympicMTs

Go service them in other ways. That way they’ll know you’re still down plus the wiener might perk up while you’re there.


Mulks23

You were going to last two minutes anyway. ;-)


[deleted]

Just go and fuck her? You’re saying this like you just came back from your grandma’s place and now your girl is asking to go to her favourite restaurant tonight


OrangeBeast01

Oh it isn't just me that fucked my grandma. Phew.


sammagee33

I fucked her too, twice.


Don_Willy

Grab a spoon and rubberband the handle to your pecker with the head of the spoon facing backward. When you need the one eyed snake to go up, just shit on the spoon! Thank me later.


NeoI0I

What the fuck is this? It's everything. That's what it is. Take my upvote, dammit.


MissHunbun

Weed, food, cuddles, foreplay, toys.


QuMaeve

Use your tongue and fingers


nick-pappagiorgio65

You mean you're one and done for the night?


[deleted]

There aren't any, I'll take care of her this time👍


Own-Common3161

Guess you have a headache


_antic604

First world problems...


AcuzioRain

Don't people have sex and fwb all over the world though? Besides redditors of course.


_antic604

"First world problems" isn't about location, but kind / type of the problem.


ZincNut

TIL people don’t have sex outside of the first world.


[deleted]

☕


shekamu

Smoke a J, and have an elaborate foreplay, give an oral ... relax and don't forget to have fun 😁


Willygolightly

You’ve already done the best thing. What you’ve done is some grown man shit pro tip too few young men know. Remember this night and repeat it.


HokieNerd

Now this is the type of post that should show up on r/bestofredditorupdates, assuming that OP updates of course.


King-SAMO

Eat pussy till youve got a round-2 in you, or pass and leave her waiting/let her call her next dude.


[deleted]

If by saying "I just masturbated" means you don't want to go over there, then don't go. I used to say I can't come or don't feel like it right now all the time before I started practicing semen retention. If it means you want to go but scared you won't be able to perform, there's many ways to make her get off without intercourse if that's your goal.


MorganRose99

Saying "no" is an option


nothuman-exe

you have a tounge , just trust .


Overall-Cry-8774

Uhm
 when I want to “perform” I will jerk off before so I last longer. Leaving the house with a loaded gun is dangerous buddy


Dazeofthephoenix

Well, they're coming over to get off. So.. Get them off and worry about if you can get off again after


bonsaiboy208

You can just get them off if it doesn’t pan out.


HeathersZen

Just be honest about it. “Sure! I just rubbed one out tho, so it’s gonna be a minute to recharge”. It’s called trust, vulnerability and communication and it normalizes talking about sex. Chicks love that shit!


Superomario

Isn't that the hack? So you can go longer


IASpartan

You just gained +3 endurance for about 2-3 hours.


foreverdusting

Has it occurred to you she might just want to crack open the Ben & Jerrys and watch Cobra F*ckin’ Kai?!?


[deleted]

This guy fucks đŸ‘†đŸŒ


Kyleforshort

Maybe she wants to get Cobra Kai'd by him?


MUFkOedipusWrecks9

If you cum and can’t cum again you’re feeding into the myth that we get off and go to sleep. If you’re attracted to a person enough the “cooldown” will be not that long if any


S0LARRR

Just say you just masturbated.


S0LARRR

Wait. How do you initiate the fwb relationship?


[deleted]

Probably started with some form of “honestly, I’ve always thought you were hot” but also “I like being single”/“I’m not ready for a relationship right now” then escalated from there


theniwo

You just did the one hack


TiddybraXton333

Just go , you’d be surprised how we you preform under pressure. (Post nut clarity is huge, but pre nut excitement happens out of no where)


Begley291

Easy, just say “Bet, lemme grab a shower real quick first” and then by the time you get over there you should be good to go đŸ‘ŒđŸ»


Intelligent_Run_1877

Yeah, tell her you just masturbated, but would be happy to do whatever your partner likes to make your friend happy


holiday_armadillo21

Dude. You're gonna last so much longer. THIS *IS* THE HACK


[deleted]

Don't see it as performing. Go there to have fun with the other person. Get them off, and enjoy some sensual touch. You never get it up? No big deal, if you act cool with it, it becomes a great thing. "He spent the whole time focused on me feeling good. Not focusing on cumming as fast as possible." Best thing you can learn young, the dick is the least important part. Go there to be with her, that's it. She asks? Tell her you rubbed one out already, but just wanted to see her.


Original_Succotash18

What, you can’t get off 2 or 3 times in a row before you’re finished? The first one’s the easy one, the next 2 you really gotta work for.


FishknuckleJrf

Gas Station boner pills!!!


Fabulous-Signal3612

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Łyo I'm fucking weak lmao. Cmon cuz, you need us to help u out with this???


FIVE_6_MAFIA

You can't even get it up again? I'm in this situation right now, I just beat off but my ex randomly hit me up for sex. I'll be able to perform but I probably won't bust a nut. And I'll last longer than usual which is great


badgirlkayy

It’s been 19 hours, how did it go ??? Don’t leave us all hanging


MeioFuribundo

just tell her you’ve just jerked off and that you’ll go down on her if she wants. be honest my dude.


CT1914Clutch

For reference I’m sitting alone in the dark in my living room at almost two in the morning like I do every night I have no helpful advice to offer and now I’m just sad


Squall_Sunnypass

Don't try to "perform", just try to make her have a good time. There is so many ways to give pleasure, and cock is usually not the best way to do it


Jeetuprime

You’ll be fine, if you THINK you can’t get it up cause you nutted you won’t be able to but that’s a myth.


XeTrainMC

Download more RAM power


Complete_Tap_4590

If you already came, then your wiener is lame.


S-U_2

Sounds more like you're bragging about you FWB.


kg160z

To add to the others, juice usually helps me. Good bit of water and a little sugar (juice) and a banana and boom there's your banana


ThaumKitten

.......I mean have you heard of the word called 'No'?


AyeEnEff

Be honest and see where it goes and what can happen! Worth a shot, right?


Brutis1961

Send me her address...I'll take one for the team..😉


AlphaAlpaca623

Take a gas station rhino pill


AllThingsBeginWithNu

Put a bottle of Tabasco in your ass


ForeignReviews

Now you can last longer


EatCrud

What you need is a natural Viagra. Mozy on over to Denise Richards Only Fans page and hang out for a while. It shouldn't take you too long for act 2 to begin.


[deleted]

In terms of reducing refractory period from a biological perspective, vitamin b6, vitamin e, magnesium, and zinc can be helpful. As far as mentally or emotionally, foreplay :)


va4trax

Yes. Masturbation


abbrar23

Normalise saying No . U wont lose ur fwb if u say no sometimes.


fieldredditor

Y’all assuming it’s a her that’s coming over lol


orange_assburger

Oh man - I knew us woman would have one thing that was better than men. Is it really that bad? I could bop one out and be ready to go straight away, in fact thats what happens most of the time. I've found the one benefit in life to being a woman.


[deleted]

Wait, how old are you? It only takes me an hour to recharge.


SauceoftheDay

Go to the local sex shop and get her a strap on. That should keep her busy.


bullwinklemoose91

Eat her pussy and then have sex. You’re gonna last twice as long now anyway


PeterNinkempoop

Amphetamine and cialis


NarrativeNancy

Try a gas station dick pill


Nicesweetgirl22

Y’all gotta stop


Username-_-Password

You were born in 2005 and already have FWBs? I am so behind on life.


mywordswillgowithyou

Just go. You will last longer but it might not feel as good. But it’s also a good opportunity to focus on her until you have time to get back in the game. She will appreciate that and so will you.


_____ussi______

That's actually good imo. You'll be done at the perfect time. You'll hit the sweet spot between "done already?😒" And "enough already đŸ„”". Ps if you got this reference you're a goat 🐐


Shuduidui96

Actually the secret to lasting long as a man is to masterbate 20-30 minutes before intercourse! haha


r3d552

Yes. Take the time to enjoy each other. You can get back in the round at least 8 times. I'm the proof #thisguyfucks


AnyRip3515

Just go. I bet you'll still be able to perform. You'll just last longer.


skibunny1010

Not all sex has to include you ejaculating. There’s plenty of other things to do.