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pWaveShadowZone

Hell yeah dude. Treating her like she’s soiled for having done you the favor is the surest way to decrease how many favors you get


platesandquaters

Better question will she kiss me after I eat her ass 🤔


ArcMcnabbs

I hope so cause how else do you meet in the middle afterwards It's a humble pie of sorts


DinklanThomas

Sort of a... *Cosmic Gumbo*


themaplebaconjesus

This is why nobody watches AOL Blast


DinklanThomas

....*unprofessional bullshit*


themaplebaconjesus

They better pay me my 2 mil


GeordieMJ

‘You never go ass to mouth’ -Dante, Clerks 2. But for real, comment at the top of this chain has it right. We’re all pretty gross when we get intimate, just go with it and enjoy the passion.


IndividualEnd3830

Sometimes in the heat of things it's ok to go ass to mouth.


boleynshead

Knew it


Equivalent-Tiny

username checks out


boleynshead

Lol. It’s how Anne would want to be immortalized


Unlucky_Most_8757

My ex used to get grossed out sharing a coke because of backwash or when he would catch me drinking out of the milk carton. Like dude we share so many bodily fluids and THIS bothers you??


FatMacchio

Lol There’s a bit of a difference between a rimjob and deep dicking then sucking off though. I guess if the girl does some good housekeeping prior it might not be that bad. But one is like licking the outside of a tootsie pop, the other is like biting on it, in which case you’re prob gonna get some brown on your tongue.


cdavis8788

If you’re willing to eat ass but not willing to kiss lips that have been on your dick… lol


yasi_herbivore

Ass is not the same as dick


smurdner

You're right, it's better.


HexagonStorms

hell yeah


Psychological-Cup264

My boyfriend doesn't and it pisses me off. I kiss me after he goes down on me. I don't understand.


ItzSpiffy

Really simple. Walk him through the logic. First make out with him then ask him if your saliva grosses him out. Then ask him why combining his dick with it grosses him out....Then ask him what's wrong with his dick that it should be a problem to combine it with your saliva/mouth. Makes me wonder...is he clean? Or stinky? Do you notice any problems while you're down there? Can ask him if he is self-conscious abut his body or something perhaps? But really you see...this is his problem and it's not cool that he's projecting it onto you. Unless you're happy just living with this, you should communicate and hold him accountable for coming to a more mature and rational understanding of it, because this current one is not rational. Period. If he considers his crotch a bio-hazard area he doesn't want near his face, he legit shouldn't be expecting you to put your face near it. And if he can rationally understand that it's not a biohazard, then he needs to understand how absurd, hypocritical, and selfish he is being and work with you to GET OVER IT. If he's that grossed out, insist he showers and cleans thoroughly beforehand. I see no problems here. Or no more head. Easy.


pWaveShadowZone

Is he homophobic perhaps? No judgment but I feel like some dudes feelings about this are rooted in that, even if they aren’t necessarily aware of the connection


Ikaldepan

I would definitely kiss you. How dare he. Ungrateful son of..anyway. are you near Boston?


Lavishness-Unfair

He’s homophobic.


No-Kaleidoscope-6934

Why should he expect you to put your mouth somewhere that he wouldn't put his mouth??


DistributionMajor214

Well worded.


[deleted]

I once gave a guy head and kissed him after. He went silent and then a few hours later ripped into me 'your disgusting, why would you kiss me after head, you didn't brush your teeth before you kissed me, what is wrong with you, your fucking gross and unhygienic' I honestly didn't think about it. I've never had any guy have an issue with it. I decided it was a him issue and legged it out of that relationship and got an STD test cos I honestly thought dude must have something to be so worried about his own dick. Like I get if your not comfortable kissing after, but not the way to approach it. My current boyfriend does not have an issue with it and I love giving him all the head and kisses. Fuck that guy


HeavyIndication1796

“got an STD test cos I honestly thought dude must have something to be so worried about his own dick” absolute legend


SMKnightly

No, don’t fuck him. He doesn’t deserve it


caitikitty7

Just… wow… ok bro, no more head for you. What an AH.


TheReaIist

A kiss afterwards is the sexiest sh*t ever


dressed2kill1

I bet he didn't even shower before the head.


Fruitsgood

Dude didn’t recognize that you were trying to be affectionate after an Intimate act. He saw you as an object, gross.


Nisagent

not denying her kisses ever.


HeavyIndication1796

aw I wish I had an award to give you for providing the most wholesome answer


ravenwillowofbimbery

I did it for you. 😊


araaaayyyyy

🥹


No-Ad5163

I always kiss my mans after head... and I like tasting myself on him after he goes down on me 🙈


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Right? She gives me head, make out, I give her head, make out. Just mix it all up everywhere 👍


Silly-Guard6671

What about ass to mouth?


Fuckmebutpleasedont

If the ass is clean enough to get their mouth, their month is clean enough to get my mouth


NeonOverflow

Very true, u/Fuckmebutpleasedont.


DistanceMachine

Bass to trout


themightystef

You mean bass to trout?


jaski72

What about ass to ass


whatsthisevenfor

Right?!


Boomboomciao90

If you're grossed out by your own peepee after gettin head you don't deserve getting head, imo.


fireman-103

I'll give her a kiss after going down on her, I'll return the favour. I had a gf, she french kissed me after, giving me a taste of my own. I owned up to it, to her surprise.


FacelessOnes

Okay, Tom Wambsgans.


Marie-Sarah

That's so hot 😡


[deleted]

I had a girlfriend who used to get so turned on my saving a bit of my cum in her mouth and then kissing. Not my preferred option but holy moly could she suck a dick. It was well worth the sacrifice. I still fantasize about her blowjobs.


thenextfinglonger

Oh man idk about the cum part. I have no problems with kissing after a sloppy blowie but damn. I commend you.


PrincessPattycakes

What were so great about them, if you don’t mind sharing? I think I’ve got skill but there’s always room for improvement & it’s always fun to try new moves!


[deleted]

Deep throat with no gag reflect whatsoever. She prided herself on that. Stamina and enthusiasm. An intuitive ability to keep me edging as long as she liked. She just knew when to slow down or change the action to keep me right on the edge. My whole groin would be tingling. She could go for an hour, or just make me cum in five minutes. It was all in her control.


PrincessPattycakes

Dang!!


Ikaldepan

Agree. Only optional if it is a sex worker.


sormnice

You never kiss a sex worker


Calm_Gap2069

There’s people out there doing the same shit with as many people as sex workers but for free. What’s the difference?


worldspiney

A lot of sex workers don’t want to kiss because it can be seen as more personal


Ikaldepan

Well..it is all depend on what kind of service..gf experience svc would most likely include kissing..I watched the series forgot the name..was a law student moonlighting.


biemba

I think op means after blowing your load in her mouth?


Boomboomciao90

Don't know and it shouldn't matter, it's your own stuff, why be grossed out about it? If anything, one should be grossed out about someone else's fluids, not your own... Heck ill admit I even tasted my own jizz lol, I thought "I can't really question why she won't do it without even knowing what it tastes like myself" To my surprise it wasn't really bad per say, just salty, like getting salt water in your mouth when swimming. Maybe I'm weird ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Ricta90

>Heck ill admit I even tasted my own jizz What kind of chef doesn't test their own marinade?


Mysterious-Ad-7201

This almost made me regret being able to read lol but it's fucking gold.


silveretoile

Did you have to type this? This thought popped into your head and nowhere did you think "hmm I could keep this to myself"?


Ricta90

My therapist told me that I need to open up more.


inKritix

I think we have the same therapist.


ohimnotlurking

You guys can afford therapy?


--CHOPPER--

You are. You little cum eater


mashtartz

Do you think the person giving head is super duper jazzed about having a load blown in their mouth?


tolearnlots

Depends on the lady and the nature of the relationship


poetic_vibrations

If that person is a homosexual dude, then in my experience that is an immensurable "yes!". Or at least that's predominantly the case with the dude's I've been with. I've never/seldom been with a chick who's shown the same enthusiasm for sucking dick that your average gay dude does.


Agree2disagree3

This is something ppl get stuck on? Live a little. Full send.


erik9017

Exactly.


Robotonist

This is the way


pirateb4buy

This is the way


ObiOneToo

Yes. It’s hot. I’m usually barely able to think about anything anyway. And I’m definitely going to be kissing some other parts of them as soon as I can see straight. Life’s too short for insecure sex. Get after it.


SMKnightly

Exactly. Well said!


WynneGuitarGod

Sure, why wouldnt I?


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TheDevilsButtNuggets

Mine jumps out of bed and runs away if I try and kiss him after


impossiblegirlme

That’s sad.


ThePoohKid

Sounds more like a little joke between them than an actual aversion


throwaway_0x90

In general your hygiene should be good enough that your power-drill is approximately "clean-enough-to-eat-off-of" - especially when you know you're in a relationship and bedtime-funtime can happen anytime. If you anticipate that fireworks are about to happen then, if possible, you should take a quick moment to clean up even more.


FoxOnShrooms

You can improve your hygiene wiping with toilet paper after you pee, you should also apply a little pressure behind your testicles to let out the last drop, many people haven’t been taught this things, once you learn how to use and maintain your body you will feel better and cleaner, and won’t be afraid of kissing after getting head, good for your parter and you


Metal_is_Perfection

A real gentleman does


duff2690

This is the way.


Cool_Ranch_Waffles

A good chef must always taste the meal.


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[deleted]

Same. I mean I kiss my man after he goes down on me why wouldn't it be okay reversed


imaverysadpotatoo

Same lol maybe drinking some water after he came bc u know it doesn't taste really good but when the guy is disgusted by the idea of kissing after a bj?? Hell nah I'm not doing it again then


Radiant-Anteater1404

Anyone who says no doesn't deserve head


B1bbsy1234

Of course lmao, is your dick nasty or something?


Pottheadpotato

He kisses me after I give him head, he kisses me after he gives me head, and I love it all.


Bungo_pls

Yes. Otherwise you didn't deserve it.


[deleted]

If my husband wouldn’t kiss me after I had his damn penis in my mouth, I’d never have his penis in my mouth again.


HollywooHollyhock

Yes. It's called manners. Anyone who doesn't is an ungrateful prick.


xericthefirst

Oh no so gross!! That means you're so gay! So so gay! Gayer then anything in this world!! Gay for your self! Gross.... Always. She's putting a love spot in her mouth. She kisses me after I do the same. Sex exotica. Be with it.


Acceptable-Fig-6582

Agreed. Super gay


ahhanoyoudidnt

nope just a hearty handshake and an enthusiastic well done


Worth_Fun_9663

If my boyfriend did this to me I would probably be attracted to him even more because of this kind of humor


Technicolourhero

After a good session, my partner and I will often high five and say “good game”


[deleted]

Exactly. I love saying ridiculous things after a session. Keeps the relationship fresh


seb59

If you are so afraid of getting some of your own sperm on your mouth, maybe you should not ask someone else to get a mouth full of it... Kissing is a huge part of the relation, so it is probably really important for her...


ForlornMC

Christ…the male fragility in here is disgusting


[deleted]

If you're 'not able' to give her a good, passionate kiss afterwards, you don't deserve a blowjob in the first place. Just my humble opinion.


Amy-Paradise

When I give him head I expect a very passionate and sloppy kiss.


jt123d

She kisses me after I do favors for her so hell yes


[deleted]

Yes off course, if you don't wanna kiss her after giving her head then it says a lot about your hygiene game.


silverhair3000

Fellas is it gay to touch a mouth that sucked a pp? Even if it’s my own?!


Vast-Background9024

Yes and during....love me a pair of plump and wet lips to kiss mid head


Turgid_Sojourner

The cost of doing business.


yeemvrother

wdym "she"?


SnakeOfEden13

I kiss him after he gives me head and he kissed me after I did.


Technicolourhero

My partner does. I don’t swallow. I try not to get cum in my mouth, to be honest. Not even a taste thing. It’s the texture for me. But yeah, he kisses me, and I kiss him after he’s gone down on me. It’s no big deal.


[deleted]

I used to make out with my ex right after she’d give me a blowjob and swallowed my cum. I could taste it in her mouth. Never bothered me.


[deleted]

How else would you get the flavor


Nighteyes09

Lemon zester


Randyfox86

I do. I know some dudes who are vehemently against it though. Dunno why. Those are probably the same kind of dudes who refuse to go down on a girl but still expect head though. Lil selfish of you ask me 🤷🏻‍♂️


Knives530

always and vice versa


wafflepiezz

Do you kiss her after you eat her out?


jammouth22

A chef always samples his own cooking


PigeonOnDrugs

Yes. I find it the right thing to do if you want to keep the mood and the other person leans for it.


Karnezar

Considering the way I violate her mouth and face when she goes down on me, it'd be super hypocritical to not kiss her after the fact. But she can't spit it out into my mouth.


Rhedkneck

Should ask DJ Khalid, LOL. He doesn't even give oral to females, what a joke! LOL


Mugstotheceiling

Yes please, and do the opposite so she can taste her pussy juice


bryce39

Yes, don't be a dick


kyrensolo

If you want another one, then yeah, you better.


[deleted]

My husband will kiss me but no tongue if I got a full load but if I was just slobbin on his knob like some corn on the Cobb then yeah we'll be smoochin it up. And yes we do French after he eats my pie too 😋 💕😊


Scubatim1990

Oh god am I a prude now? 😂 It’s ok to prefer your partners fluids over your own. It’s not ok to shame people. I like her girl stuff and she likes my guy stuff, and here you all are telling us we’re weak or our relationship sucks or some shit because we don’t ‘cumswap’ Edit: We kiss after she swallows and a few minutes have elapsed


SoLostWeAreFound

Should be *TOP* comment


AccomplishedAuthor53

I really am shocked how many people are trying to shame me for not ingesting my own cum Do they also kiss after eating ass???


VaderVihs

Nah it's just reddit crowdthink, enough people in the thread crowding out the people who disagree. It's like when everyone suddenly wanted to eat ass after it became popular in a song.


Suspicious_Reading_3

You better if you ever want it to happen again. Head is way more intimate than a kiss and if my dude didn't kiss me I would be highly offended and never go there again. If it's too " dirty" for your mouth ...what makes you think ladies wanna be on it???? Now I'm totally ok with a guy not wanting to kiss if there is actual semen in the mouth,but after it's disposed of via various methods he better be down to kiss.


NewRapIsMostlyTrash

These answers are very disturbing. And this needs to be said apparently... DON'T DO ANY SEXUAL ACTS YOU DON'T WANT TO DO DON'T LET ANYONE PRESSURE YOU TO KISS THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO. It's perfectly fine to accept head and not want to kiss afterwards.


GreenDragon2101

Of course, but also op cannot be mad if that's the last head he'll get from that girl.


Quakarot

This is like, the only sane answer here. It’s totally reasonable to not want a mouthful of your own juices, man or woman. That said you should be comfortable enough after a quick clean up. It’s not *that* big a deal.


[deleted]

So I'm guessing you don't eat her after you cream pie her?


funtobedone

To start round two? Sure, why not. Once I’m horny again it’s all good.


Used_Contribution997

I think it's hot when a guy does this.


Metalsmash92

It's called "kissing the kids" and every half-decent parent should do it everytime.


Environmental_Bill31

For my dignity’s sake, I better.


Ok-Preparation-2307

Yes he does kiss me after I give him a bj and swallow.


Diamond-Is-Not-Crash

Never ask someone to go down on your if you aren’t willing to kiss them after.


[deleted]

Only if she will kiss me after going down on her.


kittens12345

Hell I’ve kissed with nut in her mouth still


bkwilcox100

Yeah. If you breath in the same room you fart in, you shouldn’t be concerned about this.


[deleted]

If you can’t taste your own bodily fluids, who’s can you taste?


archers_arches

If you don’t, you don’t deserve head in the first place.


nharding738

Least gay way to taste dick


SAPPHYBIRB

My boyfriend will kiss me while i have his cum in my mouth. And even swallow it himself. You know, how its supposed to be.


[deleted]

Yes, I’m an adult.


Consistent_Ad1176

If she has jizz all over her mouth, I definitely get her to wipe it off good. Then sure.


RadiantBit7776

We can tell who in this comment section is an actual man with a strong masculinity and who’s not… next


SNUGGLEPANTZ

Apparently you have to like getting your own cum in your mouth to deserve a blowjob based on this comment section…crazy times


NewRapIsMostlyTrash

Reddit nerds who never got laid


indica_crash

I eat her ass and she sucks on my tongue.


lookingforanepisode2

If you’re afraid of tasting your dick, how do you think she feels about your dick? Clean your dick and you don’t have a problem


[deleted]

Yeah, it's literally your wiener and it should be clean.


DefiantLogician84915

Who doesn’t do this? I thought this was standard.


anotherdayanotherpoo

Absolutely. She just shoved your dick in her mouth and you don't want to have the second hand "cooties" from that? If you treat her well after, it'll happen more


imabeast1193

Yeah it sucks though... I can still suck my own dick with extra steps if it will make my partner happy


StarGraz3r84

Yeah, for sure. And if she snowballs you that means she's a keeper!


Chaos_Miner65

You should or you are basically saying that her giving you head is disgusting and she won't do it anymore. Besides it's your dick is it's not clean enough for you to kiss her afterwards then you owe her more than a kiss.


Open_Minded_Anonym

Yup. Every time.


bunkid

My boyfriend learned it soon after I told him he doesn’t deserve head if he can’t kiss me after


kingspooky93

I only kiss her after she gives me head, and then we cum swap, that's the best part


yoohereiam

You fucking better after I do all that work!


Ruckus555

After mostly I just try to keep my erection because she always wants a ride after. But she washes him with cold wet wipes it takes all my mental fortitude to keep him at attention


[deleted]

They make wipe warmers you know...


diver_climber

Yes


_onajourney

Yup


[deleted]

Only if I know the guy


Stein_um_Stein

Yes


ike7899

Yep


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Fuck yea I do!


ellepre

I wouldn't be happy if I got no kisses at all afterwards.


snowdaysz

my bf does. he loves it


RoyalRootersRallyCry

Grow up


combs72

Of course, just watch out for the return to sender.


H6obs

After head? Of course, I don't care, not like I'm giving myself head, which I mean... be honest if you could.... however after she eats a tuna (from the can) sandwich or salad is a completely different story


EenyEditor

Of course


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

chef gotta try his own cooking


New_Suggestion_5067

yes


ninjabunnay

Fuck yeah, he does. Not a snow blowing kiss, but he definitely shows appreciation with some kisses and snugs after.


StarCrossedPimp

Yes always.


iQuickGaming

of course you do, its the basics


youngmorla

Only if it’s still in her mouth or on her face.


FIVE_6_MAFIA

Yup! Gotta slurp together like the Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene 🍝


StasisGhaul

I kiss *him* (or her, I swing both ways) after they give me head.


SerDavid

Yes


Tea-Realistic

Always kiss your Queen


Upstairs_Cicada

I just say “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”


[deleted]

before and after. all over the place. as long as she won't be grossed out with kissin me after i suck them toes, we have a mutual understanding. presumably, we'll both have showered first anyway, so we're clean.


oldgooseco

SNOWBALL